There was a mom and he had three kids in her stomach but she got shot one day three times and each of the three kids had a bullet in their stomach there was a boy and 2 girls, and one day after the 3 kids were born and in school already one of the little girls came home and said “mommy mommy guess what happened today”? and the mom said what and the girl said i peed the bullet out. The next day the other little girl came home and said “mommy mommy guess wat happened to me today “and the mom said what and the little girl said i peed the bullet out and the mom was happy. The next day the little boy came home and said to his mom “mommy mommy guess wat happened to me today “??? and the mom said “i know you peed the bullet out ” and the boy said no i shot the cat! lol
Posted: January 2nd, 2008
There was a mom and he had three kids in her stomach but she got shot one day three times and each of the three kids had a bullet in their stomach there was a boy and 2 girls, and one day after the 3 kids were born and in school already one of the little girls came home and said “mommy mommy guess what happened today”? and the mom said what and the girl said i peed the bullet out. The next day the other little girl came home and said “mommy mommy guess wat happened to me today “and the mom said what and the little girl said i peed the bullet out and the mom was happy. The next day the little boy came home and said to his mom “mommy mommy guess wat happened to me today “??? and the mom said “i know you peed the bullet out ” and the boy said no i shot the cat! lol
Posted: January 2nd, 2008
LOL! Hey Kevin nice joke. I’m new to this site, just found out about it today and I love it.
Posted: January 3rd, 2008
yo momma is so dumb she got hit by a parked car
Posted: January 3rd, 2008
Yo mamma is so stupid when she heard it was chili outside she brought a bowl.
Posted: January 4th, 2008
your mama was so fat when a bus drove by she said,”Stop that twiki.”"
Posted: January 4th, 2008
Yp mamma is so stupid that she brang a spoon to the super bowl
Posted: January 5th, 2008
Yo momma like chinese food:sweet,sour,and cheap!!!!!!
Posted: January 5th, 2008
you momma so short,she has to slam dunk her bus fare
Posted: January 5th, 2008
Your momma soo fat she was walking down the road with a yellowish orange rain jacket on and an old woman yelled taxi!!:)))
Posted: January 5th, 2008
yo momma so ugly when she looked in the mirroir and had a stroke!!!
Posted: January 5th, 2008
yo mama is so fat wen she went to the beach the whales sang we are family