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515 Responses to “New Yo Momma Jokes For December 2007”

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  1. 397
    fresh joey said:

      yo momma so white she made akon look white

  2. 398
    fresh joey said:

      yo momma so short she cant even go on da baby rides

  3. 399
    fresh joey said:

      yo momma so short she drowned in da baby pool

  4. 400
    fresh joey said:

      yo momma so fat she wore a purple dress to a party and they said ” yayyy barney arrived”

  5. 401
    fresh joey said:

      yo momma so fat she wore a purple dress to a party and they said ” yayyy barney arrived

  6. 402
    kozmoe213 said:

      Yo mama got a toe on her knee and they call her tony

  7. 403
    dothejokesright said:

      ur moms lover u retard, wookies are not fat for one, and to the joke is… Yo momma’s so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie *chewbacca sound*

  8. 404
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so poor your friend asked to use to bathroom and she said pick a corner

  9. 405
    jb said:

      yo momma is so poor she asked a bum for money and he said get a job

  10. 406
    jb said:

      yo momma is like a mc donalds cup she can alway be refilled

  11. 407
    dumb said:

      yo momma is so stupid she tried drowning a fish

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