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515 Responses to “New Yo Momma Jokes For December 2007”

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  1. 408
    Amar to the Kumar said:

      yo mama’s like a brick made by americans, laid by mexicans

      yo mama’s like a lemonade stand, 10 cents a squeeze

      yo mama’s so fat that when she jump for joy…she got stuck

      yo mama’s like a bowling ball..she gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, and still comes back for moree

  2. 409
    Anonymous said:

      yo mamma is so black when she went to night school they counted her absent

  3. 410
    big mommas house said:

      yo momma i like pie

  4. 411
    big mommas house said:

      yo mum i like pie

  5. 412
    big mommas house said:

      i suck poo

  6. 413
    big mommas house said:

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  7. 414
    GOST said:

      BIG MOMMAS HOUSE YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE WUZ YELIN ON DA MAIL ND I S3D “WUT U DUIN” SHE TOLD ME SENDIN A VOICEMAIL

  8. 415
    GOST said:

      YO MOMMA SO OLD SH3 FART DUST ND SHIT WOOD

  9. 416
    GOST said:

      Yo mamma’s so stupid, I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it.

  10. 417
    Anonymous said:

      i fly like a buterfly sting like a bee i did your mom so hard now it hurts when i pee

  11. 418
    Twitch said:

      yo momma is so nasty she had to eat two pounds of dog crap from the front yard.

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