A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing, a police officer walked in the store and saw what was happening. He dashed toward them, but they were able to get away into the back of the store. There they found three sacks to hide in. When the police officer checked there, he examined each sack.
He kicks the first bag, and the redhead says “meow” in a high voice. The cop determines that it must only be a cat in that bag, and he moves on to the next.
When he kicks the second bag, the brunette says “woof” in a low voice. The officer determines that it must only be a dog in that bag, so he moves on to the last bag.
He kicks the third bag, and the blonde shouts “potato” to the officer.
yo momma so stupid i saw her peeking over a chain fence to see what was behind it. Btw im having a yo momma contest here. Say yes to join before friday. BTW yo momma so slow they used a sundial to measure how fast sge went
Posted: December 5th, 2007
Good joke huh!
Posted: December 5th, 2007
On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES.”
By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.
Posted: December 5th, 2007
What’s in the bag?
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing, a police officer walked in the store and saw what was happening. He dashed toward them, but they were able to get away into the back of the store. There they found three sacks to hide in. When the police officer checked there, he examined each sack.
He kicks the first bag, and the redhead says “meow” in a high voice. The cop determines that it must only be a cat in that bag, and he moves on to the next.
When he kicks the second bag, the brunette says “woof” in a low voice. The officer determines that it must only be a dog in that bag, so he moves on to the last bag.
He kicks the third bag, and the blonde shouts “potato” to the officer.
Posted: December 5th, 2007
YO MAMA IS SO FAT SHE WALK IN THE STEERT AND A BUS HIT HER SHE SAD STOP PUSHIN
Posted: December 5th, 2007
YO MOMMA SO CHEAP, SHE GAVE ME A FORK TO EAT CORN FLAKES TO SAVE MILK
Posted: December 5th, 2007
YO momma so stupid she tells yo momma jokes to you! XD
Posted: December 5th, 2007
yo momma so stupid, she tells yo momma jokes to you.
Posted: December 5th, 2007
yo momma so stupid i saw her peeking over a chain fence to see what was behind it. Btw im having a yo momma contest here. Say yes to join before friday. BTW yo momma so slow they used a sundial to measure how fast sge went
Posted: December 5th, 2007
Yo mama pussy so huge, yo daddy got lost in it.
yo daddy dick so small, yo mama couldn fit a cherrio on it!
yo daddy’ dick so LLL OOOOOO NNNNNN GGGGGGG (long) he put in yo mama’s pussy an’ it came out her mouth.
Posted: December 5th, 2007
Yeah I no i is HILARIOUS!
Posted: December 5th, 2007
FAT ASS