518 Responses to “New Yo Momma Jokes For December 2007”

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1. 452
   yo daddy said:
   Posted: March 6th, 2008

   id b ur father but the monkey in front of me forgot 2 use a condom

2. 453
   yo daddy said:
   Posted: March 6th, 2008

   tell yo momma to stop wearing different colored lipstick…my dick looks like a rainbow

3. 454
   mike said:
   Posted: March 8th, 2008

   yo mama is so fat she has pictures of food in her walet

4. 455
   og said:
   Posted: March 12th, 2008

   yo mama’s so dumb she thougt taco bell was a mexican phone company

5. 456
   jake24 said:
   Posted: March 15th, 2008

   your momma so stupid she found a dot on the wall and then poked it with a needle and said poke a dot

6. 457
   pedro said:
   Posted: March 16th, 2008

   yo momma is so black when she went outside she made a blackout.

7. 458
   pedro said:
   Posted: March 16th, 2008

   yo momma so fat when she turned around it was her birthday.

8. 459
   mr america said:
   Posted: March 20th, 2008

   Yo momma is so fat that when she stepped on a scale, it said “To Be Continued”.

9. 460
   mr america said:
   Posted: March 20th, 2008

   yO MOMMA’S SO STUPID THAT SHE THOUGHT MICHAEL JACKSON WAS A GIRL.

10. 461
    J said:
    Posted: March 23rd, 2008

    shorties are the best ones !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11. 462
    moo said:
    Posted: March 25th, 2008

    your momma so fat she put on a yellow jacket with a h on it the helicopters keep landen on her

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