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515 Responses to “New Yo Momma Jokes For December 2007”

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  1. 496
    shoty said:

      gman I waz kiddin.

  2. 497
    Jazzy said:

      Yo Mammas so fat so walked outside in a red dress a a kid screamed hey the kool-aid man

  3. 498
    josho said:

      yo mommas so fat her blood type is infinite

  4. 499
    Th best said:

      your momma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

  5. 500
    The best said:

      your momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

  6. 501
    The best said:

      your momma is so dumb she brought a spoon to the super bowl

  7. 502
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so fat she doesn’t need to use the internt because she’s already worldwide

  8. 503
    greg said:

      yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license.

  9. 504
    Your Mother Can Suck said:

      your mother is so fat she couldint even hide behide the sun ohh you can suck some of this

  10. 505
    Your Mother Can Suck said:

      greg your mother is so poor that she asked a roach for money ohh yahh you can suck on something long and salty

  11. 506
    Landon said:

      your mamma is like a pack of ciggarettes i have her every day and shes killing me

      float like a butterflie sting like a bee i slept wit your mamma now it hurt when i pee

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