FaT BoUi! OMG! I do not approve of racim on MY WEBSITE!!!!!!!! So grow up or GET OFF! I have been named ruler of this site so I do command you to NEVER post ethnic jokes EVER again!!!!!!!!!!!
One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national pager company. He deals with the usual complaints regarding poor pager operation, as well as the occasional crank caller demanding to be paged less often, more often, or by more interesting people.
The best call came from a man who repeatedly complained that he keeps being paged by “Lucille.” He was instructed that he would have to call her and tell her to stop paging him.
“She don’t never leave no number, so I can’t call her back,” he said.
After three such calls, someone thought to ask how he knew it was Lucille if she didn’t leave a number.
“She leaves her name,” was the reply.
After establishing that the customer had a numericonly pager, the light bulb came on.
“How does she spell her name?” the service rep asked.
yo mumma is so dumb i saw her at the fair she had a pig i said whooooo lady where the hell did u get that and the pig said i won it in the two dollar raffel!!!
The 1st gay guy says do you want to go to my house and play a game?
The 2nd one says yeah sure I like games
So they are at his house and he says okay here is how this game is played
1st I am going to shove things up your a$$! and then your going to guess what it is? okay
The other guy says ill play but I think ive played it before
The guy shoves a mop up the other ones a$$! and the guy shouts MOP MOP
he says right lets try again
he shoves a broom up his A$$! the guy yells Broom BROOM
he says right again he goes a gets a ohhhh crap what is that thing by the toilet you use it to fix a clog
Posted: December 5th, 2007
yo momma so stupid she fell in a river and dehydrated to death
Posted: December 5th, 2007
A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist.
He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel better.
The psychiatrist asked me a few questions, took some notes then sat thinking in silence for a few minutes with a puzzled look on his face.
Suddenly, he looked up with an expression of delight and said, “Um, I think your problem is low self-esteem. It is very common among losers.”
Posted: December 5th, 2007
FaT BoUi! OMG! I do not approve of racim on MY WEBSITE!!!!!!!! So grow up or GET OFF! I have been named ruler of this site so I do command you to NEVER post ethnic jokes EVER again!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: December 5th, 2007
One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national pager company. He deals with the usual complaints regarding poor pager operation, as well as the occasional crank caller demanding to be paged less often, more often, or by more interesting people.
The best call came from a man who repeatedly complained that he keeps being paged by “Lucille.” He was instructed that he would have to call her and tell her to stop paging him.
“She don’t never leave no number, so I can’t call her back,” he said.
After three such calls, someone thought to ask how he knew it was Lucille if she didn’t leave a number.
“She leaves her name,” was the reply.
After establishing that the customer had a numericonly pager, the light bulb came on.
“How does she spell her name?” the service rep asked.
“L-O-W C-E-L-L”
Another problem solved.
Posted: December 6th, 2007
yo mumma is so dumb i saw her at the fair she had a pig i said whooooo lady where the hell did u get that and the pig said i won it in the two dollar raffel!!!
Posted: December 6th, 2007
Dont take affence just a joke
2 gay guys meet in a bar
The 1st gay guy says do you want to go to my house and play a game?
The 2nd one says yeah sure I like games
So they are at his house and he says okay here is how this game is played
1st I am going to shove things up your a$$! and then your going to guess what it is? okay
The other guy says ill play but I think ive played it before
The guy shoves a mop up the other ones a$$! and the guy shouts MOP MOP
he says right lets try again
he shoves a broom up his A$$! the guy yells Broom BROOM
he says right again he goes a gets a ohhhh crap what is that thing by the toilet you use it to fix a clog
idk I forgot
Posted: December 6th, 2007
A Plunger!!!!! Are you blonde?
Posted: December 6th, 2007
yo momma so hairy wen u woz born u got carpit burn.
Posted: December 6th, 2007
ur momma so fat after sex i roll over twice and i’m still on da bitch
Posted: December 6th, 2007
Yo mamma so dumb she thought school was a career
Posted: December 6th, 2007
Yo mamma is soooooooooooooo stupid she bought a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!!!
Yo momma is sooooooooooooo fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!!