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518 Responses to “New Yo Momma Jokes For December 2007”

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  1. 89
    horny kitty said:

      yo mommas so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves.

  2. 90
    horny kitty said:

      yo mommas so fat, she needs to wear 2 watches because she is in 2 different time zones.

  3. 91
    horny kitty said:

      yo mommas so fat, I need to take a bus, ship, plane, and a taxi to get on her good side.

  4. 92
    horny kitty said:

      yo mommas so fat, she can’t wear baby phat, she has to wear colosal phat.

  5. 93
    horny kitty said:

      yo momma so horny she walks by a cat and sai “mee-oww”

  6. 94
    JR said:

      yo Mommys teeth so yellow i gave her a class of water and she turned it to
      lemonade

  7. 95
    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      Shortie,you need to find something new to say,cuz all of those jokes are way way WAY USED UP!!!All the ones you’ve posted and all the ones you “think” are new and original,are just internet jokes,played out,and SUCK!!!Get some new material,and stop using the internet….

  8. 96
    hoe4life said:

      yo momma so cheap, she uses condoms instead of baloons for your birthday!

  9. 97
    Ylime and Alyak said:

      what it do hoes yo momma is so old that when we told her to act her age and she died

  10. 98
    Connor bitch said:

      yo mamma’s stomach is like a tire it just keeps on rollin and rollin and rollin

  11. 99
    Connor bitch said:

      yo mmamma is so fat she asked to roll with the gangster and they sid sorry u already roll too much

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