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341 Yo Momma Jokes in “Yo Momma Jokes for June 2009”



  1. Robert's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma so Fat, When her beeper goes off, people think she is going in reverse!



  2. danny's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat, when she cooks, by the time the food is ready, its gone!



  3. danny's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that thanks to her, fat people exist



  4. paul bate's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she fat



  5. paul bate's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so old she ran track with the dinosors



  6. paul bate's Momma Joke:

    Yo momas so fat she makes domonique look thin



  7. paul bate 2's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat evan bill gates cant pay for lypo suction



  8. paul bate's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she lay on the beach and people around her shouted omg free willy



  9. paul bate's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fit shes a milf



  10. paul bate's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fit she makes miley cyrus look ugly



  11. paul bate's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fit she makes tylor swift look like th but ugly marson



  12. GoldenMan 95's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she took a walk on the beach all the whales rose up from the water and sang weeeeeee areeeeeeeee Faaammmiiillllyy!



  13. GoldenMan 95's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly they had to put a steak around her neck for the dog to play wit her



  14. GoldenMan 95's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she replaced freddie cougar wit no mask in Friday the 13th



  15. GoldenMan 95's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she thought grape nuts were an STD



  16. GoldenMan 95's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so stupid, that under “EDUCATION” on her job application, she put “Hooked on Phonics”



  17. GoldenMan 95's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she DJ’s for the ice cream truck



  18. GoldenMan 95's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat every time she wears high heels she strikes oil



  19. GoldenMan 95's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat they had to grease a door and put a twinkie on the other side to get her through



  20. Hair Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so black when she smiles she looks like an oreo



  21. Hair Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas like santa claus, once shes raided my sack i give her milk & cookies



  22. skyler smith's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she made the dinosors go exctinct



  23. Blake Marquez's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so you have to roll over 5 times to get off of her



  24. skyler smith's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so greasy wal-mart bought her and used the grease to cover the bacon.



  25. eugene's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so stupid, she stole a free sample



  26. eugene's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so ugly, i took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application



  27. heidilud's Momma Joke:

    In my opinion you are mistaken. I can prove it. Write to me in PM, we will talk.



  28. Braiden's Momma Joke:

    lol



  29. bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb's Momma Joke:

    bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb



  30. LitotoBodemow's Momma Joke:

    Hi, Congratulations to the site owner for this marvelous work you’ve done. It has lots of useful and interesting data.



  31. Richard edwards's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so old she ran track with the dino’s



  32. blackout's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb,I told her I got a Blackberry,she said give me a piece



  33. blackout's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so white,she looked at the moon and the moon said “my shift over”



  34. blackout's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black she went to night school and they marked her absent



  35. joe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid i told her to buy a color tv n she sed wat color



  36. joe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly even u sed dam



  37. joe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she lost a spelling bee to mike tyson



  38. joe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she saw da word EDUCATION and she sed wat



  39. joe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old i told her to act her age and she died



  40. joe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat i needed gps to get around her



  41. tim's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she made me blind



  42. tim's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid when she saw a bus she sed wait twinke wait



  43. tim's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she made onions cry



  44. joe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid george w bush sed dam



  45. jow pcisf's Momma Joke:

    you momma so fat she died but sufercating in the fat!



  46. aaron's Momma Joke:

    your momma so stupid



  47. evan's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so dumb that she ran around the bed trying to catch sleep



  48. evan's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so dumb she bought a solar powered flash light



  49. alexis's Momma Joke:

    is dumb



  50. todd closson's Momma Joke:

    your mom so fat ronald mcdonald was your dad



  51. todd closson's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so gay they call her skittles



  52. Nick sexe's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat I when she jumped into the ocen the water deseperd



  53. Ephemyper's Momma Joke:

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  54. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat u can hardly see the sunlight



  55. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor i saw her running after the garbage van with a grocery bag



  56. Nathan P's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly the only thing that majes her hot is the sun.



  57. todd closson's Momma Joke:

    your mom so hairy she looks like the geico caveman



  58. todd closson's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so poor she shops at the 99 cent store



  59. todd closson's Momma Joke:

    your mom is such a bumb i gave her 5 cents she thought she hit the jack pot.



  60. todd closson's Momma Joke:

    your momma so old everytime she snezzes dust comes out



  61. yomama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama must be a microbiologist because she always studies your micro P**IS



  62. yomama's Momma Joke:

    JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL TO FETCH A PAIL OF WATER, JACK FELL DOWN AND BROKE HIS CROWN AND FOUND OUT THE HILL WAS YOUR MOTHER!



  63. Hair Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so creamy i squeeze her p*ssy over my coffee



  64. Hair Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas ao fat her p*ssy has love handles



  65. jokes's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she wanted a water bed they put blankets on the pacific ocean (try saying toy bolt or toy boats 5 times fast)



  66. yomama's Momma Joke:

    i did a poo poo and my mom ate it



  67. yomama's Momma Joke:

    i found my mum playing with my teacher and they her hugging, then the man wee’d milk all over mummys face



  68. yomama's Momma Joke:

    my mam so slutty she banged my ugly ass dad 10 times



  69. yomama's Momma Joke:

    my mam so slutty she banged my ugly ass dad 10 times



  70. jeffrey's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so hairy that when a girl approached her, she ran to her own mama and cried, IT DOES EXIST!!!



  71. Hair Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat even a blind man can shoot her



  72. Hair Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    I am the champ at yo momma.

    no one can beat me.

    someone challenge me



  73. Hair Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    I am the champ at yo momma.

    no one can beat me.

    someone challenge me



  74. Hair Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    I am the champ at yo momma.

    no one can beat me.

    someone challenge me



  75. Hair Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    sum1 challenge me.

    I dare you



  76. Jake on your momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma like McDonalds , ba ba ba ba ba , I’m Lovin’ It !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  77. Hair Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so old she got swine flu from kissing one of the pigs on noahs ark



  78. james's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat that she make monby dick look like a tictac



  79. lskjflkjflskjdlkfj's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat i had to take 2 planes and a boat to get on her good side



  80. screwmothers's Momma Joke:

    yo motha like a vaccum she sucks then you throw her in the closet



  81. none of yourbuisness's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so fat that when she went on a taliking scale it said “i want your weight not you phone number”



  82. j_wo's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so fat, her car has stretch marks.



  83. j_wo's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so fat, her fingernails have stretch marks!



  84. j_wo's Momma Joke:

    man that joke is older than the hills on yo mamma’s chest, and twice as dusty!



  85. Hair Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so bald she can cut her hair with nail clippers



  86. Hair Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so black her nipples look like a hershey kiss



  87. taylor's Momma Joke:

    your so fat everything you sit on you break it



  88. ben's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s like a brick flat in the front, flat in the back, and always getting layed by Mexicans



  89. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so old she sat bhind jesus in the 3rd grade



  90. Brent's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat and stupid that she brought a buzzlighter scale and when she stepped on it it said “To infinity and beyond



  91. the best of the best's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so ugly dat wen she went into the bank all the cameras shut off



  92. the best of the best's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma so fat that wen she wen the scale it said to b continue!!!!!!!!111



  93. the best of the best's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so stupid dat she went to walgreen to see if the wall were really green



  94. joseph's Momma Joke:

    ur momma has so much acne her tears need a 4×4 just so that it could get to her chin



  95. jake's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she drank acan of red bull then she jumped the roof thenhit the ground then thoughtredbull was afraud



  96. hna0312's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so stupid she saw a school bus go by and said stop that tawanki



  97. hna0312's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she stepped on earth she made that Grand Canyon



  98. bambam's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out



  99. bambam's Momma Joke:

    your momma so stupid she went into an antique store and asked: “whats new”



  100. bambam's Momma Joke:

    your momma so old she sat next to jesus in kindergarten



  101. bambam's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she takes up both sides of the family



  102. skinnyjoe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat
    she got batised at sea world



  103. skinnyjoe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat
    she got baptised at sea world



  104. skinnyjoe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor
    when i asked to go to the bathroom she said
    pick a corner



  105. skinnyjoe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor
    when i went into the frig out popped micky mouse



  106. skinnyjoe's Momma Joke:

    yo mothas boobs r so saggy they hang below her knees



  107. skinnyjoe's Momma Joke:

    yo mom was over my house yesterday..
    and she left size 57 granny panties



  108. skinnyjoe's Momma Joke:

    yo mom was over my house yesterday..
    and she left size 57 granny panties!!!



  109. skinnyjoe's Momma Joke:

    yo mother so hair shes got a fro on her titties



  110. skinnyjoe's Momma Joke:

    yo mother so stupid
    i asked her to go buy a colored tv
    and she said “what color”???



  111. k26's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid she walked into walgreens and said the walls aint green



  112. a15's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is like a vacum she sucks…..she blows……and gets laid in the closet



  113. k26's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so dumb she took ketchup to the nuggets game



  114. k26's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so dumb she thought a quaterback was a refund



  115. a15's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she got locked out of a motorcycle



  116. k26's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so poor she only has two channels on her tv on..and off



  117. com's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so hairy she has the gardener trim her bush



  118. com's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is such a whore, you got poked in the head by ten guys before you were born



  119. com's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat, she brings a sleeping bag to Ponderosa



  120. com's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so hairy, I reported a bigfoot sighting when she walked by my window



  121. stan da man's Momma Joke:

    you momma so fat she jumped in the gran canyon and got stuck



  122. stan da man's Momma Joke:

    stan is just too cool



  123. abdias's Momma Joke:

    VANESS IS A WERDIO



  124. logan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she got hit by a bus and said “Who threw that rock?”



  125. fucc dis's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat a blue whale saw her n said”GOD DAM DATS A FAT ASS BITCH”



  126. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mom so stupid she stuck a powercord up her ass and yelled I GOT THE POWER!

    ur mom so fat even naruto couldnt believe it



  127. Billy Bob's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so old she run to the closet and says “Give me my club”



  128. Hu ask's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she ot hit by a parked car



  129. yourmmspimp's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat and hairy she need a airplane to shave



  130. D_SanchO's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she was born ,she broke her family tree.



  131. shi teonu's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat ;; she saw a school bus full of white kids and yelld ” stop that twinkieeee ! ”
    (:



  132. gamer's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomarang and it never came back



  133. Michael's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says okay!



  134. jade's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say “taxi”!



  135. jade's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so stupid that she wanted a 50 cent drink so she folded a doller bill in half



  136. James's Momma Joke:

    YOo mamma is so hairy she has AFRO’s on her nipples



  137. greg's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when she fell in love she broke it



  138. gio's Momma Joke:

    i love cassidy



  139. Jordan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so hairy the only language she speaks is Wookie



  140. alexian collie's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO NASTY THAT SHE GOT MORE STD’S THAN A SPELLING BEE



  141. davilyn's Momma Joke:

    your momma is sofat her husband ran inside and said its chillie outside ur momma grabeed a spoonand a bool andd ran outside



  142. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    JENNIFER IS SOOO RETARTED SHE THOUGHT HER ROOM WAS BUGGIN HER WHEN IT WAS CLEARLY THREE OTHER GIRLS….



  143. O.G.'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so 1337 when she gets on the weigher she causes a buffer overflow… o_O



  144. O.G.'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so ugly, she’s america’s secret psychological weapon…??



  145. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO DUMB SHE READ THE CASHIRES NAME AND SAID HEY DICK THEN SHE PUT UP SOME TICTACS AND SAID I WANT THESE DICKTAC’S



  146. O.G.'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat she’s will protect the earth from Asteroids



  147. O.G.'s Momma Joke:

    In the Dictionary:
    Yellow - Color, Yo momma’s teeth



  148. O.G.'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat she ate your missing dad (this one I should not submit)



  149. O.G.'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so 1337 when she demands an answer from you she yells “return string!”

    Yo momma’s so 1337 her age is 2F !!

    Yo momma’s so 1337 when she sees ‘110′ on the weigher she smiles



  150. t . d's Momma Joke:

    yo mamm’s so hairy the only lenguge she speaks is wookie. :P tatatatatatattatatatattata



  151. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    iskjflkjflskjdlkfj is an ass



  152. ivatah's Momma Joke:

    Should you tell it — error.



  153. TomH's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so STUPID she sat on the tv and watched the couch



  154. BrendanM's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat when she fell i tried not to laugh but the ground was crakin up



  155. BrendanM's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s just like a vaccum she sucks blows and gets laid in the closet



  156. TomH's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is just like a nail; she always gets banged!!!!!!!!!



  157. BrendanM's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is just like a nail; she always gets banged!!!!!!!!!



  158. BrendanM's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so Black when she smiled she looked like an oreo



  159. BrendanM's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so stupid she thought she got stuck in a motercycle



  160. BrendanM's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is such a whore, you got poked in the head by ten guys before you were born



  161. BrendanM's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so poor she only has two channels on her tv on..and off



  162. BrendanM's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so poor when she saw a sign that said free food she said thats too much



  163. BrendanM's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so poor she was kikin a can down the street and a guy asked what are you doin and she said moving



  164. BrendanM's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so stupid she thought the tolit bowl ment to watch the tolit



  165. O.G.'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so slutty, she had sex with aliens for a piece of moon.



  166. best's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so dumb, she thought Einstien was a brand of bagels



  167. O.G.'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so mysterious, she didn’t forget you were having a wedding, she only acted like she did.



  168. best's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so dumb, when someone asked her to change a dollar she took his and gave him one of her dollar bills



  169. best's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so horny, a rhino is jealous!



  170. best's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb, when at the antique store she asked where they kept the new stuff



  171. Skippyyyyy!!!'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is like Skippy! like the peanut butter…EASY TO SPREADDDDD!!!!!



  172. jack's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat and old when she farted dinosaurs became extinct



  173. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Ur moms so pore when u came home she was kicking a box and u asked what are you doing : she said -moving



  174. AmberandLamz's Momma Joke:

    your mama is sooo ugly dt ur dad takes her 2 work so he dnt hav 2 kiss her goodbye



  175. Bambieandlamlam's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas soooo ugly that when she tries to kill herself in the road the cars swerve aroung her!



  176. Bambieandlamlam's Momma Joke:

    Ur Mama sooo fat she uses a matress as a tampon



  177. Bambieandlamlam's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so skinny that when she eat a twinki she thought she was pregnant



  178. Pupskievua's Momma Joke:

    Hello, I am a high class independent escort Kiev Girl.. Kiev female companion. Kiev female companion. I’m here.



  179. joelquinitnenign's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat when she went to school she only learnt K-F-C out of the alphebet

    and
    your mommas so old when mosis split the red sea she was fishing on the other side



  180. joelquinitnenign's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat when she went on holiday she sat in the sea and caused the sunami



  181. joelquinitnenign's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat she put on a bright yellow coat all the children ran after her



  182. joelquinitnenign's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so fat that she takes up 65% of russia’s population



  183. joelquinitnenign's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so fat she trys to grap th sun thinking its a lolly pop



  184. joelquinitnenign's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so old she has to be put in a cremation jar to get to the toilet



  185. joelquinitnenign's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so skinny and small when she see’s a new born baby she sais eww look at that fat bitch!



  186. joelquinitnenign's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so old doctors said she had 1 minute to live she said oh no! the doctor said oh sorry dear wrong person you got 5 seconds left!



  187. joelquinitnenign's Momma Joke:

    beat them



  188. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat when she steps on a skalle it said to be continud



  189. cooper's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so hairy even indena jones wont expor her



  190. dizz's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so fat, when she farts it goes “bada ba ba ba, I’m lovin it.



  191. i dont care to share's Momma Joke:

    your momma is ur momma
    laugh u assholes



  192. ItsMeBitches!'s Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s so hairy she looks like she a wookie in a leg lock!



  193. ItsMeBitches!'s Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie! GRRRRRR!



  194. CJ's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old, i told her to act her age and the bitch died



  195. DB's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly, she scared the shit of of the toilet.



  196. charlie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so gay she put michael jackson out of buisiness



  197. charlie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma soooooooo stupid she tried 2 put m&m’s in alphabetical order



  198. RRRRR's Momma Joke:

    She`s fat, she`s round, she bounces on the ground! it`s your mum!



  199. Audrina Young's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so ugly, she looks like you bitch!



  200. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she stepped on a scale and it said to be continued

    take that bitchs!!!!!



  201. danille pinto's Momma Joke:

    op-0[yo momma is soo ugly she looks like me!!! ha iam ugly like her



  202. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so cross eyed that when she cries the tears roll down her back



  203. chris dport's Momma Joke:

    your momma got 1 hip n 1 eye n ppl call her eileen



  204. Teresa A.'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat that when she went to the restroom the toilet was singing
    ABCDEFG Get your big ASS off of me.



  205. Teresa A.'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so ugly that people used her pictures in the car so radios won’t get stolen



  206. Teresa A.'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat that she went to Hell because God couldn’t pick up her spirit



  207. devo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma iz so old she got slapped by moses in da 4th grade



  208. Mister.S's Momma Joke:

    wow i read way back in 2007 the best were 3 people dehuan or sumtin like that i think the king of yo mama jokes and anonomous…….so..funny



  209. Mister.S's Momma Joke:

    idk if if dis is alredy on dere cuzz im 2 lzy 2 check but…yo momma iz like Home Depot 5 cents a screw ..yo momma is like a merry-go-round everybody pays to ride all day..yo mom is like a Sony a 5 year older can turn her on.. and thats it for now……



  210. dsi's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she saw 90210 was on a scale



  211. Lala's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so dump she asks for price checks at the dollar store.



  212. ean's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid ,hugh hefner would’nt make her a playmate



  213. ean's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so old, they were building pyramids when she was a kid.



  214. ean's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid, when she was hungry she tried to catch the rainbow



  215. rod's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so black she uses armorall for suntan lotion!



  216. tino's Momma Joke:

    your mommas like a pool table balls go in and out



  217. tino's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas like railroad tracks she gets laid all over the country



  218. tino's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so old she still owes mosses a doller



  219. tino's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas like a vacume she suck she blows and gets laid on the closet



  220. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA’S SO OLD, THAT SHE HADS TO HIRE ACTORS AND ACTRESSES TO REDO HER MEMORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  221. ean's Momma Joke:

    Your mom is like a door knob, everyone gets a turn



  222. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    you mama so hairy that she her husband called her chewbacca



  223. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    you mama so fat she has her own zip code: 0604damn!!!!!



  224. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma soo fat that she da one dat made the 5 counts of fattiness: healthy, big, husky, fluffy and damn!!!!!



  225. mfustafari cocinadosmatoisle's Momma Joke:

    confe eh ccoenfk dssaeo giseoa camfade omaca tue maete!~~~~~~~~



  226. brendon handose's Momma Joke:

    i got cawt with a d.u.i hahahahahhaaha



  227. anuspounder's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly, when you were born, the doctors didn’t know which way up she should be.



  228. David D.'s Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so broke, she got a cast on her purse!!!



  229. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor she got into a fight with agumball machine because it wouldn’t take foof stamps



  230. Kdog's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like a bowling ball,finger her and throw her in the gutter



  231. Kordaryus's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly she made jesus curse



  232. Kordaryus's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly she made jesus curse



  233. Kordaryus's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so fat that shes herd all the jokes on this website..



  234. Kordaryus's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so noisy i said *A-chu* and she came running wit a tissue



  235. Kordaryus's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so stinky and musty i cried when she raised her hand in skool….cuz the shit smell made me wonder wtf wuz goin under them pits



  236. Kordaryus's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas nostrals are so big they suck up so much air itl make u wonder



  237. Kordaryus's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so fat her pants size is BITCH LOSE SOME WEIGHT



  238. YA MUM LOL's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat if she transfered her weight into pounds you’d be rich



  239. xX_SuPa-ShOt_Xx's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she got more tyres than kwik-fit



  240. your father's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so poor when i saw her behind a trash with a peice of paper in her hand i ask what she was doing she said shopping



  241. oh snap's Momma Joke:

    i love christina



  242. oh snap's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat she puts cookies in her love handles



  243. oh snap's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so skinny she can jump through a fruit loop



  244. ean's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so fat, the giant donut on top of the donut shop is regular size to her!!!!!!! Oh snap fat momma @#$!*&



  245. ean's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid, she thinks your jokes are funny



  246. oh snap's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that when she puts guess pants the anwser pops out



  247. ean's Momma Joke:

    I don’t get that ?



  248. ean's Momma Joke:

    Oh snap Your momma is so fat, she has to use a tarp for a towel



  249. ean's Momma Joke:

    Some body fight me
    8:25 pm



  250. ean's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so stupid, she thought STOP signs were loli pops



  251. K's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat her blood type is Ragu



  252. ezzy's Momma Joke:

    your momma made ur jokes suck



  253. sidney's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is so ugly yet she makes your jokes look good



  254. felipe natasha dickinson's Momma Joke:

    your mother is ugly . . . . . . WHAT!!!!!!!!!



  255. reese buttercup pieces's Momma Joke:

    my name is funny



  256. alex i suck and so do the yankees and the redsox are better rodrigez's Momma Joke:

    i love your mother



  257. i have a freakn afro's Momma Joke:

    i told your mother to take a hike



  258. i love god says's Momma Joke:

    hi i am sidney



  259. flecher flechin flecinstein's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money



  260. wyatt's Momma Joke:

    PENNY IS THE SEXIEST PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE



  261. wyatt's Momma Joke:

    all these jokes are stupid



  262. carl's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor when a kid stepped on a skateboard she said get off the family car!!!



  263. ean's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so ugly, they let her be 1 of the zombies in the thriller video



  264. anthony's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she pored sea water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh



  265. anthony's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she has to use her bed sheats for her underwear



  266. anthony's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly freddy krueger had night mares of her face



  267. ean's Momma Joke:

    Ooooohhhhhh , best jokes ever



  268. ean's Momma Joke:

    Your mom is so big and fat, she was king kongs stunt double



  269. rob and trey's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when the waitress asked what do you want on the memu she said thank you



  270. rob and trey's Momma Joke:

    all u people are so stupid that when u were sorting out m and m’s you put the red with the green and thought it was christmas



  271. ean's Momma Joke:

    I don’t get that AT ALL 0.0%



  272. ean's Momma Joke:

    Yeah plus, your jokes feakin suck ROB AND TREY



  273. ean's Momma Joke:

    Was’nt there an m&m joke already



  274. lucas's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dum she sat on the tv and watched the coach



  275. ba182's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so white and fat people call her the fat-ass angel

    You momma so old she said”I got this corvette in 1950″.I said”no you got it when Jesus was alive



  276. kev n al's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dirty i found a roach under her titty



  277. kev n al's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat i found 20 sleepys beds in there



  278. ur gurl jordyn!'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid, when we told her to reach for the stars, she ran her fat ass down to the food lion and stuck her hand in a box of Lucky Charms.



  279. tina boo/shannie poo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she bleed out chocolate



  280. =$$Emoney$$='s Momma Joke:

    yo moma so stupid she saw a bilboard that said “dodge trucks” and she ducked through traffic



  281. elijah's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so short she held a sign up and said dont spit i cant swim



  282. elijah's Momma Joke:

    kev n al thats GAY



  283. wyatt's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that when she backs up she beeps



  284. James Mcleod's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.



  285. elijah's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas boobs so hairy they look like cocunuts



  286. wyatt aguilar's Momma Joke:

    yo momma pits are so hairy she has to shave them with a lawnmower



  287. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your moms so fit i shagged her



  288. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    meg smiths mom is so horny im shaggin her right now



  289. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat…martians told her to stay away from their world.



  290. cave man's Momma Joke:

    your mom so easy a cave man can do her



  291. sssssssammmm's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat wen god sed lett therrr be light he told her to move her ass outa the way!!!!



  292. humphrey's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so fat she is liftin



  293. humphrey's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so spotty all the cars stop in front of her



  294. jennybabbi12 & marilynbabii's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so big she uses a mattress as a tampon



  295. sssssssammmm's Momma Joke:

    yo mmmas so fat wen she puts on a yellow suit and jumps on a trampoline the sun quits!!!



  296. lil ant's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she has got her own posted code b21fat



  297. ferriyon dearman's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor she gave you a box for christmas she told u to put a x on it and spinned it around and said here goes so xbox 360



  298. anthony's Momma Joke:

    what planet is going to replace pluto
    yo momma!

    ?
    yo momma



  299. donald's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly java the hut said DANG!



  300. donald's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly java the hut said DAM



  301. dallas's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat she got hit with a bus and she said who hit me with a rock



  302. austin ralston's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so nasty i asked wats for dinner and she jumped on the table and said crabs



  303. austin ralston's Momma Joke:

    im number 1



  304. austin ralston's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hairy she looked like chuboka



  305. austin ralston's Momma Joke:

    y



  306. austin ralston's Momma Joke:

    ghfjhjghfjdjjhjjjghhjhjhj



  307. Carly's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly, when she walked outside, everything died.



  308. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your moma so fat she could not fit in the shower so she went to the ocaen said we are family



  309. brenna's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so stupid she sat on the t.v and watched the couch



  310. peter's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat, when she wore a blue swim suit at the beach, people scream “tsunami!!!!!!”



  311. peter's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas fatter than jabba the hutt, that girl who dances to peanut butter jelly time on youtbe, and jupiter put together!



  312. peter's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat shes actually mistaken for JUPITER



  313. peter's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat it runs in the family



  314. Joel's Momma Joke:

    yo mama sooo fat when she was going to ump in the pool the water umped out and said I’ll wait m turn



  315. Kelcie Garnick's Momma Joke:

    You mamma so fat when someone drove around her someone had to stop and ask directions.



  316. Rylee Shae Forhan's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so stupid she went to a stupid contest and the guy said sorry no proffesionals



  317. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she thinks all nighters are until time ends



  318. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly she uses stink bombs to clean her teeth



  319. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she thinks octomom is a pink thing with eight testicles



  320. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so stupid she thinks a macbook is a recipe to a burger



  321. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma’s sooo fat her chins cove her eyes so she can’t read this joke



  322. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so fat she was voted to be a new planet



  323. Joel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat five people were killed and 3 are lost in her belly roles



  324. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    meg smith mom is so horny im shaggin her right now



  325. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she thought the song beat it was her getting beat



  326. leon's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when she saw a yellow bus with white kids and said ” STOP THAY TWINKIE!!!”



  327. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YOU MAMA IS SO FAT SHE FELL IN THE OCEAN AND CAUSED A TSUNAMI



  328. Common Cold's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma like the common cold, everyone has her.



  329. ty's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so nasty she sucked yo dad dick and kissed you goonite



  330. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat when she went in walmart she lower the paise



  331. Yo Mama's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat, she died.



  332. Yo Mama's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so fat, she’s fatter than Fat Albert



  333. Madison's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so horny that when she say Winnie the Pooh with his pants off she said give me some of that!



  334. Xistayphreshx's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dirty that the soap burned her



  335. Xistaysphreshx's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when seesaw the circus tent she asked where do I try that on



  336. Xistaysphreshx's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so short that this joke went over her



  337. Xistaysphreshx's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly she make onions cry



  338. Xistaysphreshx's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so old she stepped on a crack and broke her own back



  339. Xistaysphreshx's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so short she uses a ladder to pick up a dime



  340. Xistaysphreshx's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she doesn’t pose for photo pics but for satallite pics



  341. Xistaysphreshx's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch

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