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    Sam Dassler said:

      Yo momma, is so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch.
      Yo momma, is so nasty she goes to the lake to wash her crabs.
      Yo momma is so fat she has to fill up the tub then put the water in.
      Yo momma, is so hairy her breasts look like coconuts.
      Yo momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless telephone.
      Yo momma’s teeth are so yellow she shuts her mouth and her belly lights up.

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    kerri said:

      yo momma is so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a piece of gum to come out!!

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