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    Sam Dassler said:

      Yo momma, is so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch.
      Yo momma, is so nasty she goes to the lake to wash her crabs.
      Yo momma is so fat she has to fill up the tub then put the water in.
      Yo momma, is so hairy her breasts look like coconuts.
      Yo momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless telephone.
      Yo momma’s teeth are so yellow she shuts her mouth and her belly lights up.

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    kerri said:

      yo momma is so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a piece of gum to come out!!

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    Anonymous said:

      your mumma so fat that she plays with planet pluto

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    tom said:

      your mumma so fat that she plays with planet pluto

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    kool kid said:

      yo momma is so fat taht when i said kool-aid she came bursting through a wall

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    kool kid said:

      yur momma is so fat that when she sat on a quarter a booger popped out of george washington’s nose

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    kool kid said:

      yur momma is so ugly that when she looked in the mirror she said ”OOOOOh my god its micheal jackson”

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    kool kid said:

      yo momma is so fat that when she saw a computer she thought technology would take over her belly butten

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    kool kid said:

      yo momma is so stupid that she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side

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    kool kid said:

      yo momma is so old and fat that when she farted the continets moved

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    litebrite said:

      yo momma is so fat that when she broke her leg gravy poured out

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