hey yall this next joke pretty nasty but i don’t care so… so mommas so nasty and poor when i went to her house and asked her whats 4 dinner she opened her legs and said crabs….. if you like my jokes then put “joshos jokes r pimpiniziltight” in a joke box w/ ur name kk?
this isnt realy a yo momma joke but its a good thing to say say to sum 1 you hate when ur argueing w/ them….. “The only reason you were born was because the condom broke”…
Posted: December 8th, 2007
yo momma like a mobile phone first she is a virgin then pay as you go
Posted: December 8th, 2007
yo mama is so ugly she makes blind boys cry
Posted: December 9th, 2007
yo momma is so fat that when she died and went to heaven she dragged it down to earth
Posted: December 10th, 2007
yo momma is so ugly dat when her mama had her the doctor slaped her an said what the hell is wrong with you.
Posted: December 11th, 2007
yo mama is so fat
Posted: December 11th, 2007
yo momma so stupid she went to the clippers game expecting a haircut!!
Posted: December 12th, 2007
yo momma so black!!!!!!!that when she came in the room everone be all like who turned of the got damm litghts!!!!!!!
Posted: December 12th, 2007
you mama so dumb that she locked the car on accident but she had the key to unlock it
Posted: December 12th, 2007
yo mama’s vagina is so wide that i live in it along with my car just put that car right in too
Posted: December 12th, 2007
Yo momma jokes are so lame, it’s like they were written for the MTV yo momma show - sucks!
Posted: December 13th, 2007
Yo momma is so dumb she threw a stone at the ground and missed
Posted: December 16th, 2007
your mom raped me and had you
Posted: December 16th, 2007
i raped that kid and had his son
Posted: December 18th, 2007
YO MOMMA IS SUCH A NIKKA THAT SHE GOT BAPTISED AT SEA WORLD.
Posted: December 19th, 2007
yo momma is so fat she cant even hule hoop with saturns rings!
Posted: December 19th, 2007
yo momma’s so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch
Posted: December 19th, 2007
your momm’s so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch
Posted: December 24th, 2007
your mamas so dumb she tried to sharpin a makenicel pencil !!!! oh dis burn bitch
Posted: December 24th, 2007
ur mamas farts stink so bad she made a skunk cry
Posted: December 24th, 2007
ur soo uglee she mabe a skunk rape here
Posted: December 24th, 2007
your mamas soo stupid that when she hurd the song ” to the left,to the left” on highway she went to the left and crashed!!!
Posted: December 24th, 2007
yo mamma so fat she brang a spoon to the super bowl
Posted: December 25th, 2007
Yo Momma so ugly,she is very sucessful at her job:Being a Scarecrow!
Posted: December 27th, 2007
yo momma is fat she was a bitch
Posted: December 27th, 2007
toe mommer is so cat she was a lion
Posted: December 27th, 2007
yo momma is so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund
Posted: December 31st, 2007
yo momma so poor she does drive by shootings in a bus
Posted: January 3rd, 2008
ghhjkjkilkkkkkkkkkkk
Posted: January 4th, 2008
yo momma is so fat when she went to buy a waterbed they covered the pacific ocean wiv a blanket
Posted: January 5th, 2008
yo momma so fat
Posted: January 8th, 2008
yo mommas like a burger fat greasy and only worth 99 cents
Posted: January 8th, 2008
yo momma like a DIY store 25 cents a screw
Posted: January 8th, 2008
yo mommas like a mobile phone; free after 7:30
Posted: January 9th, 2008
yo mommer is so stupid she got run ova by apaked car
Posted: January 9th, 2008
YO MAMA IS SO FAT SHE IS JUST FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT FUNNY!!!!
Posted: January 12th, 2008
ur mama i so fat
she asked for a refund on an XL in supre
Posted: January 12th, 2008
YO MOMMA SO UGLY she makes Michael Jackson look like Keanu Reeve!
Posted: January 14th, 2008
your mom is so fat that she just fat
Posted: January 15th, 2008
yo momma is so fat you can use her flubber as a water bed. yo mamma
Posted: January 15th, 2008
yo mamma is so ugly you have to tie a tebone around her neck to keep the dog from barking.
Posted: January 15th, 2008
yo mamma did me so i mad you.
Posted: January 20th, 2008
yo mamma so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead just to makeup her mind
Posted: January 20th, 2008
yo mamma so fat she fell in love and broke it
Posted: January 21st, 2008
Your mamma so dumb she sold her car for gas money!!
Posted: January 21st, 2008
Your mamma so dumb she put a quater in a parking meter and said “where’s my gumball!!
Posted: January 21st, 2008
Yo momma sooo Fat she made Rosie o Donlad look anerexic
Posted: January 22nd, 2008
yo momma is so poor that she can’t even afford free samples.
Posted: January 23rd, 2008
yo mamma is so stupid she locked her self in a bath room and peed her self
Posted: January 23rd, 2008
yo mamma is so ugly she has 2 sneek up on a glas of water 2 get a drink
Posted: January 23rd, 2008
your mamma so ugly she has 2 tie a pork chop around her neck just 2 get a dog 2 play with her
Posted: January 23rd, 2008
your momma is so ugly her husband has 2 feed her with a sling shot
Posted: January 23rd, 2008
yo momma is so fat when god said let there be light, there was no light till she moved
Posted: January 26th, 2008
yo mamma is so nasty when she went to pet co she had a sign saying 30$ doggy style
Posted: February 5th, 2008
yo momma like it in the ass me too no homoooooooooooooo
Posted: February 7th, 2008
yo momma so fat after sex i rolled over twice an was still on the bitch
Posted: February 11th, 2008
yo moma is so stupid that she gave 300 dollars for 500 pennies and thought she was rich =)
Posted: February 11th, 2008
yo moma is so stupid that she gave 300 dollars for 500 pennies and thought she was rich =)
Posted: February 11th, 2008
yo momma so dumm that when i asked her to go dancen she said she can’t sing a move.
Posted: February 12th, 2008
yo moma so gay she went to the warehouse!!~jk thats gay i was bored!
Posted: February 13th, 2008
“Yo momma is so ugly she makes freddy krueger get nightmares!”
Posted: February 14th, 2008
yo momma so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing
we are family even know your bigger then me
Posted: February 15th, 2008
yo momma is so fat last time she saw 2170 was on the scale
Posted: February 17th, 2008
yo momma so fat she eats wheat thicks……..
Posted: February 17th, 2008
yo momma so fat she eats wheat thicks……..
Posted: February 17th, 2008
yo momma is so stupid she locked herself in the grocery store a starved to death!!!
Posted: February 17th, 2008
yo momma is so fat that when she walked bye the window we lost 4 days of sunlight!!!
Posted: February 18th, 2008
she tried to steal free bread
Posted: February 18th, 2008
yo momma so stupid she tried to steal free bread
Posted: February 20th, 2008
yo mamas so stupid she was at a club and they siad lets have a ho down and so she fell on the flore
Posted: February 20th, 2008
Yo mamma’s so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery
Posted: February 22nd, 2008
yo mama so fat and hairy
that when she went to the top of the Empire State Building everyone yellled…….
KING KONG!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: February 22nd, 2008
yo mommer is so dum i seen her kikin a can down the street
i sed wat u doing she said moving hhouse
Posted: February 22nd, 2008
yo momma so fat she walked throgh grand cnyone and got stuck
Posted: February 23rd, 2008
yo momma TEETH ZO KRUKET DAT IT LUK LYK HER TUNG IZ N JAIL
Posted: February 26th, 2008
y did helen kellers dog kill its self,you would to if you name was ddeeeeeeeeeehhhhhee!
Posted: February 26th, 2008
yo mamma like a vacume cleaner.she sucks,she blows and gets layed in the closset?
Posted: February 26th, 2008
yo momma is so fat she has to brush her teeth with a tree
Posted: February 29th, 2008
yo mamma is so fat she has her own post code
Posted: February 29th, 2008
Yo mamma is so old, she was a waitress at the last supper
Posted: February 29th, 2008
Yo mamma is so ols that she took her drivers test on a dinosuar
Posted: February 29th, 2008
Yo mamma is so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back
Posted: February 29th, 2008
Yo mamma is so fat that when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly, they stamped goodyear on her and threw her out on the runway
Posted: February 29th, 2008
Yo mamma is so poor that her front and back doors are on the same hinge
Posted: February 29th, 2008
yo mamma is so fat, that she can step on a dollar and make change pop out
Posted: March 1st, 2008
yo momma like a T.v everybody turns her on.
Posted: March 1st, 2008
yo mamma is so dumb that when she went to mexico she had her rap went like this to tia a to to ia
Posted: March 10th, 2008
Your mamas so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Posted: March 12th, 2008
your mama steped on the scale and she said i want my wait not my phone number
Posted: March 12th, 2008
your mama so fat she used the freway as a slip and slide
Posted: March 12th, 2008
hello i dont think anbody goes to the 9th page anyway ‘DAMMMMMNNN,’
Posted: March 27th, 2008
your momma so fat that when she tried to get libosuchtion she bleed out gravy
Posted: March 31st, 2008
yo mom is so ugly she looks like u
Posted: March 31st, 2008
yo momma so fat when she jumped in da air she got stuck
Posted: March 31st, 2008
yo momma so old when god said ket there be light she flecked a switch
Posted: March 31st, 2008
yo momma so fat da back of her neck look like a pack of hot dogs
Posted: March 31st, 2008
yo momma so fat instead of the bus hittin her she hit da bus
Posted: March 31st, 2008
yo momma so stupid she thought a wide receiver was a telephone company
Posted: March 31st, 2008
yo momma so stupid she thought milk was cow pee
Posted: April 1st, 2008
your mum’s soo old she went to skool with jesus.
Posted: April 2nd, 2008
yo momma is so fat she got hit by a bus then turned around and said “who threw that rock at me!”
Posted: April 2nd, 2008
what have i told you about internet jokes if i wanted a virus i would get 1 from your momma
Posted: April 2nd, 2008
what have i told you about internet jokes if i wanted a virus i would get one from yo mom
Posted: April 2nd, 2008
your dad roarsl ike lion
pounces like a tiger
he had sex with ya mom
now puss comes out her vagina
Posted: April 2nd, 2008
your moms neighbourhood is so poor there rainbows are in black and white
Posted: April 2nd, 2008
yo momma is so dumb she sold her car for gaselinie money
Posted: April 2nd, 2008
yo momma is so ugly she makes freddy krueger look like a mix between beyonce and rhinna
Posted: April 2nd, 2008
yo momma is so stupid she torched her own car
Posted: April 2nd, 2008
when ya mom farts the world finally saw the armageddon flame
Posted: April 2nd, 2008
ya moms like mc donalds food fast and cheap
Posted: April 2nd, 2008
yo momma’s so dumb she bought a solar powered torch
Posted: April 2nd, 2008
yo momma is like a masqeeto she wont stop suckin’ until i slap her o the head!
Posted: April 3rd, 2008
yo momma is so poor she ate crab like if it were red lobster
Posted: April 3rd, 2008
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago,Detriot,Phenoix….
Posted: April 3rd, 2008
yo momma so fat she sneezed and blew down big ben…that’s why bin laden married her
Posted: April 3rd, 2008
yo momma so dumb she stole free bread and thought she was an outlaw
Posted: April 3rd, 2008
yo momma so fat she sweats gravy stock
Posted: April 3rd, 2008
yo momma so stupid they have to dig 4 her iq
Posted: April 3rd, 2008
yo momma is so black she couldn’t be seen in a tunnel after she stole the queens jewls
Posted: April 3rd, 2008
yo momma so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and she said she was moving house
Posted: April 3rd, 2008
yo momma so old she owes jesus 3 gold cions
Posted: April 3rd, 2008
yo momma so stupid she thought that crab sticks was a twig with pinseres
Posted: April 3rd, 2008
your mom so ugly she could only be your mom!!!
Posted: April 3rd, 2008
yo momma is so bloody dumb she said to a weight watchers worker “so if i weigh 256 stone…..how much is that in pebbles!”
Posted: April 10th, 2008
yo momma so fat when sat in the tub the water over flowed
Posted: April 11th, 2008
yo momma os so fat she steped on a scale and it said “one at a time plaese”
Posted: April 11th, 2008
yo momma so dumb she walked in to the supermarket she looked at the orange juice and it said concentrate on it so she looked at it for 2 hours
Posted: April 11th, 2008
yo momma so dumb she keeps saying are not to r2
Posted: April 12th, 2008
You’re Mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family!
Posted: April 12th, 2008
you’re moma is so fat her nickname is “lardo”
Posted: April 12th, 2008
you’re moma is so fat she makes the big mac look small!
Posted: April 12th, 2008
yo moma is so fat the aliens mistaked her for earth!
Posted: April 12th, 2008
yo mama jokes suck
Posted: April 13th, 2008
yo mama so fat when her beaper went off people though tshe was backing up!
Posted: April 15th, 2008
yo momma so short when she got on the bus she had too slam dunk her bus fare
Posted: April 17th, 2008
ur mom so fat i took a picture of her a few years ago. It’s still printing =)
Posted: April 17th, 2008
(tune to holloback girl): “Few times been around that track, cuz yo momma just cant fit ’round that”
Posted: April 17th, 2008
yo momma so fat Jabba the Hutt said ”
DAAAAAMMMN!!!!”
Posted: April 17th, 2008
yo momma so poor she could only afford you.
Posted: April 17th, 2008
yo momma so fat she jumped into the air and got stuck
Posted: April 17th, 2008
yo momma so fat she got baptised at sea world hahaha
Posted: April 17th, 2008
yo mommas so stupid she is the joke
Posted: April 17th, 2008
yo mommas so fat she cant even fit in this joke!! hahahahaha lol
Posted: April 17th, 2008
yo mommas house is so small, i walked in the front door and tripped out the back!.!.!
Posted: April 20th, 2008
Yo mama’s so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama’s so stupid she threw a bird off a cliff.
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Posted: April 21st, 2008
yo momma so stupid i saw her looking over a glass window to see what was on the other side!
Posted: April 21st, 2008
yo omma so ugly she took the boogeyman outta buissness
Posted: April 21st, 2008
yo momma is so ugly she makes michael jackson look like brad pitt
Posted: April 23rd, 2008
UR MAMMA IS A CRACKHED AND AN ASSBAG
Posted: April 23rd, 2008
hey fatty ass! yo jokes r so stupid they need special ed. just to be told to peeple
Posted: April 23rd, 2008
YO MOMMA IS LIKE A SQURREL SHE ALLWAS HAS NUTS IN HER MOUTH
Posted: April 23rd, 2008
yo mommas so black she went to night scholl and got counted absent
Posted: April 23rd, 2008
FUK POPSIKLES U LITTLE BITCH ASS POPTART APPLESAUCELUVIN BITCH
Posted: April 23rd, 2008
hey yall this next joke pretty nasty but i don’t care so… so mommas so nasty and poor when i went to her house and asked her whats 4 dinner she opened her legs and said crabs….. if you like my jokes then put “joshos jokes r pimpiniziltight” in a joke box w/ ur name kk?
Posted: April 23rd, 2008
yo mommas like a hardware store, 25 cents a screw. haha lol
Posted: April 23rd, 2008
yo mommas so fat she sat on the rainbow and broke it.
Posted: April 23rd, 2008
yo mommas so fat she stepped on the scale and it said “one at a time please”
Posted: April 23rd, 2008
yo mommas so fat when she got hit by a car she turned around and said “who threw that rock?”
Posted: April 23rd, 2008
this isnt realy a yo momma joke but its a good thing to say say to sum 1 you hate when ur argueing w/ them….. “The only reason you were born was because the condom broke”…
Posted: April 23rd, 2008
yo mommas house is so ghetto when i walked in to say hi a roach tripped me and a mouse jacked my wallet.
Posted: April 23rd, 2008
yo mommas so stupid she came here and posted jokes about her own dumbass self!.!.!
Posted: April 23rd, 2008
yo mommas like a bucket of chicken, she’s fried, greasy, and everybody gets a piece of her.
Posted: April 23rd, 2008
yo mommas so fat she cant even fit in this joke
Posted: May 1st, 2008
yo momma so fat she went bungie jumping and went strait to hell.
Posted: May 1st, 2008
yo mamma so fat she has to use minians as roller skates
Posted: May 1st, 2008
yo mamma so fat she had to play with a real fire truck when she was to
Posted: May 2nd, 2008
Yo momma so dum she stopped at a stop sign until it said go!!
Posted: May 2nd, 2008
Yo Momma so poor i stepped on a cigarret and she said get off my heater!!
Posted: May 2nd, 2008
yo momma si dumb i rang her doorbell and she opend up her microwave!!
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Posted: May 3rd, 2008
yo mamma is so fat she has to use mini vans as rollerskates
Posted: May 3rd, 2008
yo mamma so stupid she thought that hummingbirds really hummed
Posted: May 4th, 2008
Yo momma is so stupid she tried to shoot the air and missed.
Posted: May 5th, 2008
your momma is hariy she as avfros as your nibbels
Posted: May 5th, 2008
your momma is so hariy she has afros as her nibbels
Posted: May 7th, 2008
you dad is like a condom you just use them and then throw them away
Posted: May 7th, 2008
los hombres son como un condon nadams los usas y luego lo teras a la basura.
Posted: May 9th, 2008
yo mumas so dumb she sat on da telly nd watched da sofa
Posted: June 13th, 2008
yo moma so white when she got shot up in the sky i thought there were 2 moons
Posted: June 25th, 2008
ure mom so fat that shes fat
Posted: June 26th, 2008
Yo mamma sooooo fat i mean soooooooooooo fat that i walked around her twice and got lost
Posted: July 18th, 2008
Yo momma’s so fat that when she hopped into a monster truck she invented the LOW RIDER!