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494 Responses to “Yo Momma’s Day Jokes for May 2008”

  1. 1
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma’s so fat that when she sat on a rainbow, skittles came out.

  2. 2
    courtney said:

      your mommas so stupid she used nair and ct herself

  3. 3
    yayme!9870 said:

      yo momma so fat that she use bacon flavoured lipgloss

  4. 4
    familyguyfan said:

      yo momma is so fat even peter griffin don’t wanna sleep with her!

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    shakeanango said:

      Your amam so fat, when she got hit by a train she said,”Who threw that rock”. Your mama is so ugly, when she walks on the beach, the sun passes out. Ya mama is so fat, when I yell koolaid, she comes crashing through the window

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    lol said:

      yo momma is so poor once i sat on her couch, a coachroah came out and said i am paying half for this reat!

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    Karla said:

      yo momma has so many extensions in her hair she ran at&t outta business

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    Anonymous said:

      yo mama is so fat when she went swimming pirates came andd said “land hoy”.

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    mike said:

      yo mama is so fat when she tried to tell a joke the audience was’nt laughing but the floor was cracking.

  10. 10
    mike said:

      yo mama is so fat when she tried to tell a joke the audience wasn”t laughing but the floor was cracking up!

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    stef said:

      yo mama so fat that she shaggred a dog

  12. 12
    Jonathan said: said:

      Yo mama so stupid that she stoped at a stop sign and waited 4 it to say go.

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    like a fan said:

      Yo mamma is like a fan when she gets turned on she blows everything around her.

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    Nikki said:

      yo momma so fat shes on both sides of the family

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    Nirav said:

      is so ugly that she’s ugly

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    Nirav said:

      Yo Mama is a gay man that she rape his dad every night!

  17. 17
    michael daigle said:

      yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry

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    kenny said:

      yo momma so black she makes wesly snipes look white.

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    kenny said:

      yo momma so fat her shodow gets stuck.

  20. 20
    kal-el said:

      youre momma so stupid that she sits on the t.v. and watches the couch.

  21. 21
    kal-el said:

      youre mum is so stupid that she stared at an orange juice carton for 3 hours because it sed concentrate.

  22. 22
    lil pigment said:

      your mother is so fat when she turns around everyone gives her a welcome back party.

  23. 23
    Frank Da Tank said:

      Yo Momma so fat that when she died, Jesus Christ couldn’t lift up her spirit from her grave.

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    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade
      yo mama so old she had jesus in her year book
      yo mama so old her social security number is one
      yo mama so fat her right butt cheek rides shotgun
      yo mama so fat when she walked out side in a red sweater every1 said hey look koolaid
      yo mama so old when god said let there be light he told her to move her big fat butt
      yo mama so stupid she puts lipstick on her head just to make up her mind
      yo mama so poor when i seen her kicken a can down the street and i asked her what she was doin and she said movin
      yo mama so old when she farts dust comes out
      yo mama so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch
      yo mams so fat whenever she takes a step every1 says run earthquake

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    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so ugly she makes michael jackson look good
      yo mama so white she makes albino’s look black
      yo mama’s butt is so harry it looks like don kings about to pop out and say hello america
      yo mama so fat she plays pool with the planets
      yo mama so fat when she jumped up she got stuck in the sky

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    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so fat she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck

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    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so stupid when some1 asked her to go to a clippers game she thought she was goin to get her hair cut

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    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so poor when i walked through the front door i was in the back yard

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    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so ugly the judges kicked her outa the ugly contest

  30. 30
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so ugly she mad michael jackson look like bradd pit

  31. 31
    Sierra said:

      your momma so stupid she put make up on her forehead just to make up her mind

  32. 32
    Sierra said:

      your momma ass so big when she watched past the tv you missed 3 tv shows

  33. 33
    brendan said said:

      yo mama is so ugly she made a onion cry

  34. 34
    brendan said said:

      yo mama is so poor she had to find a coupon to buy something at 99c store

  35. 35
    anonymous said:

      yo momma

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    lolz said:

      your mama is so fat she ran over a car

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    lolz said:

      yo mama is so fat that everytime that shes sees a bus full of white kids shes yells” stop that dick”

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    anonymous said:

      Yo momma’s so fat that if there was a crime for being obese your mom would be in the FBI’s MOST WANTED!

  39. 39
    anonymous said:

      Yo momma’s so fat when she jumped off a diving board everyone started yelling Tsunami!

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    anonymous said:

      Yo momma’s so stupid that she thought that a quarterback was a refund!

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    anonymous said:

      Yo momma’s so fat that when she entered a pie eating contest the judges said NO PROFESSINONALS

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    Anonymous said:

      yo mama is so fat that she ways 60 pounds

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    jonathan said:

      your momma so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl

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    love+ said:

      your momma so black she went to night school and counted her absent

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    Anonymous said:

      your momas pussy is so nasty she got kicked out of red lobster for bringing her own crabs

  46. 46
    Viviann. :] said:

      Lol. Yo mama so old, i told her to act her own age andd she died. [x

  47. 47
    Viviann. :] said:

      Ahahaa. Yur mama so SKINNY she hulahoops w/ a Cherrio :]]]

  48. 48
    Viviann. :] said:

      EW. ok. Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

  49. 49
    Viviann. :] said:

      EW! okay.Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

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    Viviann. :] said:

      Uhm. Yo mama so fat she wore a raincoat andd pple yelled taxi :)

  51. 51
    Viviann. :] said:

      Yo mama so fat she got baptised at sea world. Lol ^^

  52. 52
    Viviann. :] said:

      Yo mama so fat she got baptised at sea world ^^

  53. 53
    Viviann. :] said:

      Oh i alrdy said that o-o
      Oh welz :]]]]

  54. 54
    RAE said:

      YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHES PREGNENT THEEY WONT BE ABLE TO FIND THE BABY

  55. 55
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so fat she farted and mayonaise came out

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    jake said:

      yo mommas so fat that when she stepped on the scale, she saw her phone number

  57. 57
    Luke said:

      Yo mama so stuip she though tco bell was a mexican phone service!!!!

  58. 58
    Paris Hilton said:

      Yo mama is so fat, the she weighs 45 pounds!!! OMG!

  59. 59
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so fat she bleeds crisco

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    YO MOMMA said:

      yo momma’s so fat her blood type is chocolate.
      yo momma’s so stupid, she studied for a blood test.
      yo momma’s so stupid she got run over by a parked car.
      yo momma’s so fat her waistline is “bitch, lose some weight”
      yo momma is so stupid she tripped over a wireless telephone.
      unlike rosa parks, your mom LOVES it in the back of the bus ;)

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    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl.
      yo momma so fat she her butt got stuck in the tv.
      yo momma so skinny she hoolie hoops in a cherio

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    I said:

      Yo momma so fat that she plays pool with the planets

  63. 63
    I said:

      Yo momma so dumb, I asked if she had any quarters or nickles to pay for some soda and she said no and I asked if she had cents (sense) at all she said no

  64. 64
    she said:

      yall jokes are so dumb no ones laughing

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    billy ready said:

      yo mommas so fat her blood types ragoo!!!!
      yo mommas so unlucky she got hit by a tidal wave in the bath!!!!!!!
      yo mommas so stupid she got in the bath and got back out saying its too wet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Anonymous said:

      your moma so poor, i asked to use the rest rooom she said yah the fourth treee on the right

  67. 67
    NOTrealNAME said:

      these are stupid. anyways,

      yo mama so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it never came back.

  68. 68
    becca said:

      yo mama hair so short when she braids it they look like stiches!!!

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    cheese head said:

      ya mum said B E N Z has a small willy!!!!!!!!

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    Anonymous said:

      Yo mama’s so ugly when you looked out of a window she got arrested fo doing a mooner

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    Poo stain nanny said:

      Yo mama’s so ugly when you looked out of a window she got arrested fo doing a mooner

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    bitch 95 said:

      yo momma so fat she make godzilla look like a baby

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    Anonymous said:

      pussy
      pussy
      pussy
      pussy
      pussy
      pussy
      pussy
      pussy

      why u put pussy so many times

      nigga because i like pusy

  74. 74
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so ugly she scarred the boggyman

  75. 75
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so old her breast milk is powdered

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    tiffany said:

      yo mamma so black whe she spit its coffee

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    james said:

      yo momma so fat that she has more Chins then a Hong Kong phone book

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    james said:

      yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand

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    sandy said:

      yo mommas sooo ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from god!!

      yo mommas so black, when she walked outside, everyone thought it was the end of the world!

      yo mommas so black, she walked outside and got a ticket for tinted windows!

      yo mommas so fat, she mistakes a bus full of white people for a twinkie!

      yo mommas so stupid, when they yelled present in her college class, she ran out and got them presents!! <3

  80. 80
    joe said:

      your so ugly that your birth sertificate was actually an apology letter from the condom factory

  81. 81
    robert said:

      yo mama so old ,when someone saw you together they asked if she was yo grandma.

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    Destiney said:

      yo momma so stupid wen she waz on her way to florida she read a sign that said disney world left so she turned around and went home

  83. 83
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama is so at she jumped and got stuck in midair

  84. 84
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so fat she has her own thong size xxxxxxxLLLLLLLLLLLLL…….to be continued

  85. 85
    blake said:

      yo momma got no teeth trying to bite my style

  86. 86
    blake said:

      yo momma is so stupid when she threw a punch she get a wedgy

  87. 87
    Cartor said:

      Your mommas so stupid when i saw her yellin into a envolope, she said she was tryin to send voice mail

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    u no who i b said:

      yo mumma so fat dat she stepped on da skal it said 1 at a time plz!!!

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    Joannaaa said:

      Yo Mama’s Armpits are so hairy, everyone thought she had bob Marley In head Lock.

  90. 90
    macie said:

      yo mommas so fat you have to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side

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    patrick said:

      Your momma is so old she sat by jesus in the second grade.

  92. 92
    Asad said:

      yo mama is so ugly that when she went to the ugly women competetion,the judges said sorry no professionals

  93. 93
    Asad said:

      yo mama is so ugly that even my dog doesnt wanna have sex with her

  94. 94
    gary said:

      yo mommas is so stupid wen your dad said it was chilli out side she ran out wif a spoon

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    aaron said:

      your mama so fat when she jumped in the ocean with a blue raincoat on, the whales were singing “we are family, even though you’re fatter than me”

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    Tia said:

      Your mama’s so fat, she has to take a shower in the ocean while its raining

  97. 97
    Cassandra said:

      Yo mama so fat that one day she went to the beach, jumped in the water and the whales said “WE ARE FAMILY”

  98. 98
    Cassandra said:

      yo so ugly that when you were born the doctor looked at yo but and yo face and said “TWINS”

  99. 99
    it said:

      yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate was an apoligy from the trojan factory

  100. 100
    robed said:

      your mamas like burger king you can have your way

  101. 101
    sophie said:

      ………… yhh that joke wwas quite good …. but not as good as your mom was last night

  102. 102
    Anonymous said:

      You momma is so fat that she ioasdfiosdfaiojsdf

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    pavel tretjakov said:

      Yo momma so fat that she looks like mine.

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    Pavel said:

      your mum is so fat that she made the whole country starve to death

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    Livvi said:

      yO MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE STEPED ON THE OCEAN BEACH THE WHALES SAID “WE R FAMILY EVEN KNOW UR FATTER THAN ME!!!!!!!!!!!

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    TUP@C said:

      YO MOMM@ SO FAT WHEN SHE WHERES A YELLOW RAIN COAT PEOPLE SAY T@Xi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TUP@C

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    anonyomous lad said:

      yo mommas so old she farts out dust. yo momma so dumb she called the fire brigade to water her plants. yo momma so dumb she called the ambulance for a plaster. yo mommas armpits are so hairy it looks like shes got 2 gorillas under her armpits!!!!!!!!!!!

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    HmmmmILoveRyan said:

      yo mama so fat wen she went on the beach people ran round her and shouted free willy!
      yo mama is so fat wen she went in the ocean spain went over to claim there new land

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    JUAN said:

      YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED AT THE EMINEM FACTORY FOR THROWING AWAY ALL THE W’S

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    JUAN said:

      YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE TRIED PUTING EMINEMS IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER

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    JUAN said:

      YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE TRIED PUTING SKITTLES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER

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    scrappy loc said:

      yo momma iz so fat she masterbates with a cookbook

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    edwindaclown said:

      yo mamma is so poor da only channels she got on her T.V iz off and on!!

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    edwindaclown said:

      yo mamma is so stupid she got lost in the food isle at the store and starved to deth

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    edwindaclown said:

      yo mamma iz so fat it took a bulldozer to get her out my doorway!!

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    edwindaclown said:

      yo mamma iz so old her breast milk iz powder

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    jon said:

      yo mama’s
      so fat
      she’s fat
      ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  118. 118
    jon said:

      i did your mom
      ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ?

  119. 119
    jon said:

      i did your mom
      ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  120. 120
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so fat sh sat on an xbox and made it turn into a game cube

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    spider girl said:

      yo momma used food stamps so much that the company put her face on the card!

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    silla said:

      yo momma is so skinny that she can hula hoop threw a cheerio!

  123. 123
    silla said:

      yo momma is so fat that when she jumped down the grand canyon she got stuck!

  124. 124
    silla said:

      yo momma is so fat that she fell off both sides of the bed!

  125. 125
    silla said:

      yo momma is so old that she dreams reruns!

  126. 126
    silla said:

      yo momma is so old that i told her to act her age then she dropped dead!

  127. 127
    silla said:

      yo momma is so dumb that she put lipgloss on her forhead so she could make-up her mind!

  128. 128
    silla said:

      yo momma is so poor that she cant even pay attention!

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    silla said:

      yo momma is so fat that she stepped on a scale and the scale said “to be continued”

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    silla said:

      yo momma is so dam fugly that she when was walking down the alley and the devil popped out and said ” i dios mio”

  131. 131
    Gioze From South Yarra said:

      Yo Mamma Is So Dumb, She Failed A Survey

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    brittney said:

      yo moma is so fat she makes onions cry

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    $$-DJ J3R3M@T!C-$$ said:

      Yo momma is like a fukin brick, she is really flat an both sides and she gets laid by beeners evry day!! ur mom is a bitch… yo momma got kicked out of red lobster because she was pourin salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh!! lolzz

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    Hood White Boy said:

      Yo Mommas Teeth So Yellow When She Close Her Mouth Her Stomach Lights Up

  135. 135
    Hood White Boy said:

      Yo Momma Is Like A Dog Anything Can Hump Her

  136. 136
    Hood White Boy said:

      Yo Momma So Ugly She Heard The Mtv Producers Sayin They Should Start A Pimp My Face

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    Hood White Boy said:

      Yo Momma So Fat She Hurdles Skyscrapers

  138. 138
    Hood White Boy said:

      Yo Momma So Fat She Jumped Ova Wal-Mart, Tripped Ova K-Mart, And Landed On Target

  139. 139
    Hood White Boy said:

      Yo Momma So Fat At The End Of The Day She Has To Pick Planes Outta Her Hair

  140. 140
    Hood White Boy said:

      Yo Momma So Stupid Wen She Went To A Party And Sumone Yelled “The Roof Is On Fire” She Stopped,Dropped,And Rolled

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    AYO said:

      YO MOMMA IS SO POOR I ASKED HER CAN I USE THE BATHROOM,SHE SAID’ PICK A CORNER’

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    Kodak Williams said:

      Yo momma’s like the town bycicle, everyone gets a ride

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    yo momma said:

      yo momma so stupid she stop at a stop sing and waited till it said go yo momma so stupid she trip over a wireless phone yo momma so fat we had to run around her for a marathon yo momma so fat i rolled over her twice and got lost i beat all of yall so stfu

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    mason said:

      yo mama is so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.

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    mason said:

      yo mama so fat she jumped up and got stuck.

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    mason said:

      yo mama so fat her blood type is dorito+

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    Alex said:

      Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a wireless phone.

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    mason said:

      yo mama so ugly if i had a dog that looked like her i’d shave its butt and make it walk backwards.

  149. 149
    Alex said:

      Yo mama so fat she can only go places with double wide doors!!!

  150. 150
    Salem said:

      Yo mama so fat she sits in a monster truck and makes it a low rider!!!

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    Alex said:

      Yo mama so fat she walked in these rich white peoples house and they said get out we don’t have earthquake insuraunce.

  152. 152
    Alex said:

      Yo mama so fat someone said they would give her $100 to jump up but she could’t do it.

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    Alex said:

      Yo mama so fat she jumped in the ocean and then whales started singing(We ain’t family cause you are way fatter than me.)

      Don’t copyright this joke!!!

  154. 154
    Alex said:

      Yo mama so hairy she make King Kong look bald!!!

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    porshia AKA lil mama said:

      yo mama is so stupid she bark at a cat and then ask the cat to bark back

      yo mama is so fat that this kid was walking down the street with a pice chicken she grab the boy chicken and tried to run off

      yo mama is so stupid that she call a coumpter a toater

      yo mama is so ugly that when she ask usher to marry her he said if you had a pretty side he would marry both

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    porshia AKA lil mama said:

      hay yall call me if you want so yo mama jokes
      # 979 -532-5171

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    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so fat when god said there be light he told your mom to move fat ass out of the way

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    -Mexicana- said:

      Tu ama esta bien pendeja, y tan puta que va pa la sanbernardo en pelotas pa vender chicles y panocha

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    -Mexicana- said:

      la mama de Raul ta tan chingona y tan apestosa que…que qada ves que pasa por mi le vento un perfume que disinfecta.

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    -Mexicana- said:

      HI RUBBER MAN

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    -Mexicana- said:

      Raul es tan maricon que no sabe que dicir cuando le cagan el palo…..

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    gtr said:

      yo momma so fat she fell in love an broke it!!

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    hairy said:

      yo mama so stupid she had to climb over a glass wall to see what was on the other side! LOL

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    -Mexicana- said:

      YO MOMMA IS SO WOBBLY EVERY TIME SHE WALKS SHE SLAPS SOME ONE IN THE FACE WITH HER ASS

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    J.Dog said:

      Yo mooma’s so fat that when she went swimmin’ in the ocean the whales started singin’ “We are family”!

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    matt said:

      yo momma so fat when i was raping her i had to go over speed bumps

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    phifeboy said:

      Yo momma so fat I’ve known her all my life … and I still haven’t seen ALL of her!
      Yo momma so stupid She has to ask for help to use hamburger helper
      Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
      Yo momma so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
      Yo momma so dumb she returned a jigsaw puzzle, complaining it was broken.

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    alexlanderos22 said:

      yo mama is so old that when she walked into an antique store, they kept her.

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    alexlanderos22 said:

      Yo mama is so dumb that she returned a donut saying it was rriped.
      Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
      Yo mama is so fat that her shadow weighs 100 pounds.
      Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to drown a fish.
      Yo mama is so old that her driver’s licence is in hiroglyphics.
      Yo mama is so short that you can see her feet on her i.d.
      Yo mama is so old that she still owes moses a quarter.

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    alexlanderos22 said:

      Yo mama is so fat that she fell in love and broke it.
      Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on four quartes she made it a dollar.
      Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on a quarte a booger popped out of George Washington’s nose.
      Yo mama is so dumb that she watches the three stooges and takes note.
      Yo mama is so dumb that she sold her car for gas money.
      Yo mama is so scary that she can scare the moss off a rock.

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    stephen said:

      yo mama so stupid a sign said disney left and she went home

  172. 172
    Anonymous said:

      YO MAMA IS SO FAT SHE WENT TO THE BEACH AND SHE SAID FREE WILLY

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    shooopy said:

      yo mama’s so fat when she sat on a quarter a booger popped out of george washingtons nose
      yo mama’s so fat when she went to a resturant she looked at the menu and said…”ok”
      yo mama’s so fat she has to pull down her pants to get in her pocket
      yo mama’s so fat the national weather channel gave a name for each one of her farts
      yo mama’s so ugly she went to a beauty sallon and it took 3 hours for just n estimate
      yo mama’s so old when i told her “act her own age she died”

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    the best jokes... said:

      yo mama is so stupid she put to quarters to her ears started shaking her head n said im listenin to 50 cent..
      yo mamas teeth are so yellow wen she closes her mouth her stomach glowes

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    maddie:DD said:

      yo momma is soo stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.?
      ?

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    maddie:DD said:

      yo momma is soo stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.

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    me said:

      ohh, that was a dirty crack. Speaking of dirty cracks, how is yo mama? Just kidding, that was a low blow. Anyway hows yo sista?

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    AARON A said:

      Yo Mommas so stupid went to the grocery store, got lost and starved to death

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    AARON A said:

      yo mommas so fat she used the highway as a slip n slide

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    AARON A said:

      Yo Mommas so fat that when she left the airport people thought they had missed thier plane

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    AARON A said:

      yo mommas so fat that when she went past a bus stop people thought thier bus was arriving

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    CJ JOHNSON said:

      yo mama is so old she took driven lesssins on a dinosaur

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    CJ JOHNSON said:

      yo mama is so huge & fat ppl thought she was a buss

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    CJ JOHNSON said:

      yo mam is so ugly she makes mikel jakkson lok beaudiful

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    CJ JOHNSON said:

      #

      o mama so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade

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    pennies said:

      Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a blood test and failed!

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    pennies said:

      Yo momma so fat dora cant even explore her!

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    pennies said:

      Yo momma so fat she went to the beach to get a tan and the sun burnt out!

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    pennies said:

      Yo momma so poor I walked through her front door, tripped and hit my head on the back fence!

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    pennies said:

      YO momma so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag!

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    pennies said:

      You know what? i should not even be talking about yo momma because i dont even know the man!

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    pennies said:

      Yo momma so fat she cant even jump into conclusion!

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    pennies said:

      Yo momma so poor she cant even afford to pay attention!

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    pennies said:

      Yo momma so ugly, quasimoto would not date her

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    pennies said:

      I feel sorry for the sucker that had to mary yo momma, especially if it was a man, witch it probably is not!

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    Anonymous said:

      Yo mama so dumb when someone said here look at this Van Gogh, shes like ” WHERE WHERE’D HE GO?

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    AARON A said:

      yo momma so ugly she made a mirror cry

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    badboy14 said:

      your momma is so stupid that when she sees a school bus full of white kids she says “come back twinke come back”

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    yannababy said:

      yo mama so short i can see her feet in her driver licence picture
      yo mama so ugly she tricker treeetz ova da phone

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    JOHHNY said:

      YO MOMMA IS SO POOR THEY HAVE HER ON A FOOD STAMP

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    culo cagado said:

      yo momma is so ugly at when she went to the ugliest people contest they said sorry no proffesionals allowed

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    okokk said:

      you noe wat u shouldnt be talkin about mommas cuz u dont even noe them………………………..bitchez

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    okokkooppmvcxnvgdfgcvhbjn said:

      culo cagado do u have a myspace?

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    @@@@@@@@@@@@@! said:

      hey wat chu duin dont tal;k about ppls mommas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Anonymous said:

      Yo mom

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    Anonymous said:

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    Anonymous said: