Your amam so fat, when she got hit by a train she said,”Who threw that rock”. Your mama is so ugly, when she walks on the beach, the sun passes out. Ya mama is so fat, when I yell koolaid, she comes crashing through the window
yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade
yo mama so old she had jesus in her year book
yo mama so old her social security number is one
yo mama so fat her right butt cheek rides shotgun
yo mama so fat when she walked out side in a red sweater every1 said hey look koolaid
yo mama so old when god said let there be light he told her to move her big fat butt
yo mama so stupid she puts lipstick on her head just to make up her mind
yo mama so poor when i seen her kicken a can down the street and i asked her what she was doin and she said movin
yo mama so old when she farts dust comes out
yo mama so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch
yo mams so fat whenever she takes a step every1 says run earthquake
yo mama so ugly she makes michael jackson look good
yo mama so white she makes albino’s look black
yo mama’s butt is so harry it looks like don kings about to pop out and say hello america
yo mama so fat she plays pool with the planets
yo mama so fat when she jumped up she got stuck in the sky
yo momma’s so fat her blood type is chocolate.
yo momma’s so stupid, she studied for a blood test.
yo momma’s so stupid she got run over by a parked car.
yo momma’s so fat her waistline is “bitch, lose some weight”
yo momma is so stupid she tripped over a wireless telephone.
unlike rosa parks, your mom LOVES it in the back of the bus
yo momma so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl.
yo momma so fat she her butt got stuck in the tv.
yo momma so skinny she hoolie hoops in a cherio
Yo momma so dumb, I asked if she had any quarters or nickles to pay for some soda and she said no and I asked if she had cents (sense) at all she said no
yo mommas so fat her blood types ragoo!!!!
yo mommas so unlucky she got hit by a tidal wave in the bath!!!!!!!
yo mommas so stupid she got in the bath and got back out saying its too wet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mommas so old she farts out dust. yo momma so dumb she called the fire brigade to water her plants. yo momma so dumb she called the ambulance for a plaster. yo mommas armpits are so hairy it looks like shes got 2 gorillas under her armpits!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mama so fat wen she went on the beach people ran round her and shouted free willy!
yo mama is so fat wen she went in the ocean spain went over to claim there new land
Yo momma is like a fukin brick, she is really flat an both sides and she gets laid by beeners evry day!! ur mom is a bitch… yo momma got kicked out of red lobster because she was pourin salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh!! lolzz
yo momma so stupid she stop at a stop sing and waited till it said go yo momma so stupid she trip over a wireless phone yo momma so fat we had to run around her for a marathon yo momma so fat i rolled over her twice and got lost i beat all of yall so stfu
Yo momma so fat I’ve known her all my life … and I still haven’t seen ALL of her!
Yo momma so stupid She has to ask for help to use hamburger helper
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo momma so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo momma so dumb she returned a jigsaw puzzle, complaining it was broken.
Yo mama is so dumb that she returned a donut saying it was rriped.
Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo mama is so fat that her shadow weighs 100 pounds.
Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama is so old that her driver’s licence is in hiroglyphics.
Yo mama is so short that you can see her feet on her i.d.
Yo mama is so old that she still owes moses a quarter.
Yo mama is so fat that she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on four quartes she made it a dollar.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on a quarte a booger popped out of George Washington’s nose.
Yo mama is so dumb that she watches the three stooges and takes note.
Yo mama is so dumb that she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama is so scary that she can scare the moss off a rock.
yo mama’s so fat when she sat on a quarter a booger popped out of george washingtons nose
yo mama’s so fat when she went to a resturant she looked at the menu and said…”ok”
yo mama’s so fat she has to pull down her pants to get in her pocket
yo mama’s so fat the national weather channel gave a name for each one of her farts
yo mama’s so ugly she went to a beauty sallon and it took 3 hours for just n estimate
yo mama’s so old when i told her “act her own age she died”
yo mama is so stupid she put to quarters to her ears started shaking her head n said im listenin to 50 cent..
yo mamas teeth are so yellow wen she closes her mouth her stomach glowes
Ed EDD n EDDY……Short tempered freak,over sensitive,jerry was talking,lolly pop remix sucks…you are dismissed,time out ova,i wuv you wiko..dis line is not safe..am useing da mushroom code…hope you get it.
yo momma so fat and dumb it took her 3 hourds to choose wether she wanted the chicken wing or the cicken wing and after the 7th hr she chose the chicken wing.
your moms american idol. I believe i can fry chicken nuggets and a plate of fries i think about it every night and day chicken nuggets and a fish fillay i believe in stealing beef thats why i became a calorie theif i believe i can fry i believe i can fryyyyyy i believe i can fryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
yo mamma is so fat she fell off both sides of the bed
yo mamma is so ugly she through a boomerang and it never came back
yo mamma is so harry that she has corn rows on her nipples
yo mamma is so harry that it looks like she has buchwheat in a head lock
yo mama is so stupid, she returned a puzzle because she thought it was broken.yo mama is so ugly she needs 2 bags 2 cover her face.ur mama is so fat i woke up and she was eating dinner.yo mama is so old she went bowling wit moses.yo mama is so stupid she thought solda boy was in the army.yo mama is so fat her hips dont lie.yo mamas boobs r so big she joined playboy.yo mama is so fat she sat on a quarter and a buger came out of washingtons nose on the quarter.yo mama is so dumb she thought there was a tornado when a rock hit her car window.yo mama is so stupid she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.yo mama is so dumb she stopped at a stop sighn and waited 4 it 2 say go.yo mama is so stupid i told her to give me a push up and she gave me a push pop.(these jokes arent to be said to sombodys mom 4 real)
all right then check this shit out:
^^ yo mammas so fat she stuck a battery up her ass and sed “i got da powa”"!!!!!!
oh and heres another one:
yo mammas so flat that she was jealous of the wall!! LMFAO
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YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID WHEN SHE WAS ON A HOTPOCKETS ADVERTISEMENT COMMERCIAL SHE WOULDN’T SAY ANYTHING SO I PUT A LIT MATCH IN EACH OF HER POCKETS AND THEN SHE STARTED YELLING !!!! HOT POCKETS!!!!
Your momma is so stupid she went down a one way street the cops stop here and said ” your going the wrong way on a one way street” she said “well im only going one way”
Yo mama so FAT when she was wearing a yellow rain coat people shouted TAXII
Yo mama so FAT when she went in the sea,, scientists said the had found a new world
Yo mama so FAT when she lays down and people sit on her belly,, your ears pop
yo mamma so stupid wen she went to the celtics game she brought a sword and killed everyone now shes in jail…… wait just in, there was no cell big enough for yo mamma so there building a new one its 2X bigger than the original and it’s only one cell will it hold yo mamma the world may never know
Yo mama so ugly, her mama got morning sickness-after she was born!
Yo mama so ugly when she was born, her mama named her: “S*** happens!”
Yo mama so fat when she was sitting on the beach, Greenpeace tried to push her into the ocean.
Your mama is so poor, when someone steps on a cigarette butt, she says “Hey! who turned out the heat!”
Your mama is so poor, when shes out on the street kicking a tin can around, someone asks her what shes doing, and she says moving.
Your mama so dumb, when someone asks her to go to Wal-Mart, she asks if they sell walls there
yo mama so fat when she was sunbaking , the other swimmers said :free the whale…,yo mama so dumb her boyfriend wanted to have sex and they did and the nest morning he was missing in her fat..lolzz
Yo Mama is so fat that once I saw her walking down the sidewalk holding a pig. I asked her where she got the pig and the pig said, ” I won her in a raffle.”
Your moms like a door knob every1 get a turn
Yo man my back is killin me, i just gave your mom a pigyback ride
Yo momma is like a hardware store 25 cents a screw
Yo momma is like a gas station u pump before you pay
Yo momma is like the town bike ever1 gets to ride her
Hey, You see that sumo…….. O!! i mean your mom
Yo momma is so small she got raped by a gummie bear
Yo man I saw this web site i that your mom would be some were on here but she was so big they had to use three web pages foer one picture
yo momma is so poor that for your birthday she got a cardboard box, put an “X” on it with a permanent marker, spit on it and gave it to you and said that it was an Xbox 360
Yo mama so old dat when jesus said let there be light she hit the switch!yo mama so fat that when she got in the tub the towel said no.....!'s Momma Joke:
Yo momma so nasty when I went to her house and ask what was for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs yo momma so dumb she thought obama was a terrorist yo momma like mud she let you play all in her but soon enough you will get a wing worm yo momma so nasty if I have sex with her n any position its still doggy style
Yo Mama so hairy she got afros on her nipples!
Yo moma so dirty she put on a shirt with a pic of the backstreet boys on it,
she took it off they looked like the jackson5
yo momma’s so fat her blood type is chocolate.
yo momma’s so stupid, she studied for a blood test.
yo momma’s so stupid she got run over by a parked car.
yo momma’s so fat her waistline is “bitch, lose some weight”
yo momma is so stupid she tripped over a wireless telephone.
unlike rosa parks, your mom LOVES it in the back of the bus
yo momma is so dirty that when she got in the bath, it said hold up, wait a minute, let me put some clorox in it .yo momma is so stupid she thought deaf lepperd sung in sign language .yo momma is so old she was a waitress at the last supper.
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yo momma’s so fat that when she sat on a rainbow, skittles came out.
your mommas so stupid she used nair and ct herself
yo momma so fat that she use bacon flavoured lipgloss
yo momma is so fat even peter griffin don’t wanna sleep with her!
Your amam so fat, when she got hit by a train she said,”Who threw that rock”. Your mama is so ugly, when she walks on the beach, the sun passes out. Ya mama is so fat, when I yell koolaid, she comes crashing through the window
yo momma is so poor once i sat on her couch, a coachroah came out and said i am paying half for this reat!
yo momma has so many extensions in her hair she ran at&t outta business
yo mama is so fat when she went swimming pirates came andd said “land hoy”.
yo mama is so fat when she tried to tell a joke the audience was’nt laughing but the floor was cracking.
yo mama is so fat when she tried to tell a joke the audience wasn”t laughing but the floor was cracking up!
yo mama so fat that she shaggred a dog
Yo mama so stupid that she stoped at a stop sign and waited 4 it to say go.
Yo mamma is like a fan when she gets turned on she blows everything around her.
yo momma so fat shes on both sides of the family
is so ugly that she’s ugly
Yo Mama is a gay man that she rape his dad every night!
yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry
yo momma so black she makes wesly snipes look white.
yo momma so fat her shodow gets stuck.
youre momma so stupid that she sits on the t.v. and watches the couch.
youre mum is so stupid that she stared at an orange juice carton for 3 hours because it sed concentrate.
your mother is so fat when she turns around everyone gives her a welcome back party.
Yo Momma so fat that when she died, Jesus Christ couldn’t lift up her spirit from her grave.
yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade
yo mama so old she had jesus in her year book
yo mama so old her social security number is one
yo mama so fat her right butt cheek rides shotgun
yo mama so fat when she walked out side in a red sweater every1 said hey look koolaid
yo mama so old when god said let there be light he told her to move her big fat butt
yo mama so stupid she puts lipstick on her head just to make up her mind
yo mama so poor when i seen her kicken a can down the street and i asked her what she was doin and she said movin
yo mama so old when she farts dust comes out
yo mama so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch
yo mams so fat whenever she takes a step every1 says run earthquake
yo mama so ugly she makes michael jackson look good
yo mama so white she makes albino’s look black
yo mama’s butt is so harry it looks like don kings about to pop out and say hello america
yo mama so fat she plays pool with the planets
yo mama so fat when she jumped up she got stuck in the sky
yo mama so fat she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck
yo mama so stupid when some1 asked her to go to a clippers game she thought she was goin to get her hair cut
yo mama so poor when i walked through the front door i was in the back yard
yo mama so ugly the judges kicked her outa the ugly contest
yo mama so ugly she mad michael jackson look like bradd pit
your momma so stupid she put make up on her forehead just to make up her mind
your momma ass so big when she watched past the tv you missed 3 tv shows
yo mama is so ugly she made a onion cry
yo mama is so poor she had to find a coupon to buy something at 99c store
yo momma
your mama is so fat she ran over a car
yo mama is so fat that everytime that shes sees a bus full of white kids shes yells” stop that dick”
Yo momma’s so fat that if there was a crime for being obese your mom would be in the FBI’s MOST WANTED!
Yo momma’s so fat when she jumped off a diving board everyone started yelling Tsunami!
Yo momma’s so stupid that she thought that a quarterback was a refund!
Yo momma’s so fat that when she entered a pie eating contest the judges said NO PROFESSINONALS
yo mama is so fat that she ways 60 pounds
your momma so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl
your momma so black she went to night school and counted her absent
your momas pussy is so nasty she got kicked out of red lobster for bringing her own crabs
Lol. Yo mama so old, i told her to act her own age andd she died. [x
Ahahaa. Yur mama so SKINNY she hulahoops w/ a Cherrio :]]]
EW. ok. Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
EW! okay.Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
Uhm. Yo mama so fat she wore a raincoat andd pple yelled taxi
Yo mama so fat she got baptised at sea world. Lol ^^
Yo mama so fat she got baptised at sea world ^^
Oh i alrdy said that o-o
Oh welz :]]]]
YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHES PREGNENT THEEY WONT BE ABLE TO FIND THE BABY
yo momma so fat she farted and mayonaise came out
yo mommas so fat that when she stepped on the scale, she saw her phone number
Yo mama so stuip she though tco bell was a mexican phone service!!!!
Yo mama is so fat, the she weighs 45 pounds!!! OMG!
yo mama so fat she bleeds crisco
yo momma’s so fat her blood type is chocolate.
yo momma’s so stupid, she studied for a blood test.
yo momma’s so stupid she got run over by a parked car.
yo momma’s so fat her waistline is “bitch, lose some weight”
yo momma is so stupid she tripped over a wireless telephone.
unlike rosa parks, your mom LOVES it in the back of the bus
yo momma so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl.
yo momma so fat she her butt got stuck in the tv.
yo momma so skinny she hoolie hoops in a cherio
Yo momma so fat that she plays pool with the planets
Yo momma so dumb, I asked if she had any quarters or nickles to pay for some soda and she said no and I asked if she had cents (sense) at all she said no
yall jokes are so dumb no ones laughing
yo mommas so fat her blood types ragoo!!!!
yo mommas so unlucky she got hit by a tidal wave in the bath!!!!!!!
yo mommas so stupid she got in the bath and got back out saying its too wet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
your moma so poor, i asked to use the rest rooom she said yah the fourth treee on the right
these are stupid. anyways,
yo mama so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it never came back.
yo mama hair so short when she braids it they look like stiches!!!
ya mum said B E N Z has a small willy!!!!!!!!
Yo mama’s so ugly when you looked out of a window she got arrested fo doing a mooner
Yo mama’s so ugly when you looked out of a window she got arrested fo doing a mooner
yo momma so fat she make godzilla look like a baby
yo momma so ugly she scarred the boggyman
yo momma so old her breast milk is powdered
yo mamma so black whe she spit its coffee
yo momma so fat that she has more Chins then a Hong Kong phone book
yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand
yo mommas sooo ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from god!!
yo mommas so black, when she walked outside, everyone thought it was the end of the world!
yo mommas so black, she walked outside and got a ticket for tinted windows!
yo mommas so fat, she mistakes a bus full of white people for a twinkie!
yo mommas so stupid, when they yelled present in her college class, she ran out and got them presents!! <3
your so ugly that your birth sertificate was actually an apology letter from the condom factory
yo mama so old ,when someone saw you together they asked if she was yo grandma.
yo momma so stupid wen she waz on her way to florida she read a sign that said disney world left so she turned around and went home
yo mama is so at she jumped and got stuck in midair
yo mama so fat she has her own thong size xxxxxxxLLLLLLLLLLLLL…….to be continued
yo momma got no teeth trying to bite my style
yo momma is so stupid when she threw a punch she get a wedgy
Your mommas so stupid when i saw her yellin into a envolope, she said she was tryin to send voice mail
yo mumma so fat dat she stepped on da skal it said 1 at a time plz!!!
Yo Mama’s Armpits are so hairy, everyone thought she had bob Marley In head Lock.
yo mommas so fat you have to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side
Your momma is so old she sat by jesus in the second grade.
yo mama is so ugly that when she went to the ugly women competetion,the judges said sorry no professionals
yo mama is so ugly that even my dog doesnt wanna have sex with her
yo mommas is so stupid wen your dad said it was chilli out side she ran out wif a spoon
your mama so fat when she jumped in the ocean with a blue raincoat on, the whales were singing “we are family, even though you’re fatter than me”
Your mama’s so fat, she has to take a shower in the ocean while its raining
Yo mama so fat that one day she went to the beach, jumped in the water and the whales said “WE ARE FAMILY”
yo so ugly that when you were born the doctor looked at yo but and yo face and said “TWINS”
yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate was an apoligy from the trojan factory
your mamas like burger king you can have your way
………… yhh that joke wwas quite good …. but not as good as your mom was last night
You momma is so fat that she ioasdfiosdfaiojsdf
Yo momma so fat that she looks like mine.
your mum is so fat that she made the whole country starve to death
yO MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE STEPED ON THE OCEAN BEACH THE WHALES SAID “WE R FAMILY EVEN KNOW UR FATTER THAN ME!!!!!!!!!!!
YO MOMM@ SO FAT WHEN SHE WHERES A YELLOW RAIN COAT PEOPLE SAY T@Xi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TUP@C
yo mommas so old she farts out dust. yo momma so dumb she called the fire brigade to water her plants. yo momma so dumb she called the ambulance for a plaster. yo mommas armpits are so hairy it looks like shes got 2 gorillas under her armpits!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mama so fat wen she went on the beach people ran round her and shouted free willy!
yo mama is so fat wen she went in the ocean spain went over to claim there new land
YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED AT THE EMINEM FACTORY FOR THROWING AWAY ALL THE W’S
YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE TRIED PUTING EMINEMS IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER
YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE TRIED PUTING SKITTLES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER
yo momma iz so fat she masterbates with a cookbook
yo mamma is so poor da only channels she got on her T.V iz off and on!!
yo mamma is so stupid she got lost in the food isle at the store and starved to deth
yo mamma iz so fat it took a bulldozer to get her out my doorway!!
yo mamma iz so old her breast milk iz powder
yo mama’s
so fat
she’s fat
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i did your mom
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i did your mom
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yo mama so fat sh sat on an xbox and made it turn into a game cube
yo momma used food stamps so much that the company put her face on the card!
yo momma is so skinny that she can hula hoop threw a cheerio!
yo momma is so fat that when she jumped down the grand canyon she got stuck!
yo momma is so fat that she fell off both sides of the bed!
yo momma is so old that she dreams reruns!
yo momma is so old that i told her to act her age then she dropped dead!
yo momma is so dumb that she put lipgloss on her forhead so she could make-up her mind!
yo momma is so poor that she cant even pay attention!
yo momma is so fat that she stepped on a scale and the scale said “to be continued”
yo momma is so dam fugly that she when was walking down the alley and the devil popped out and said ” i dios mio”
Yo Mamma Is So Dumb, She Failed A Survey
yo moma is so fat she makes onions cry
Yo momma is like a fukin brick, she is really flat an both sides and she gets laid by beeners evry day!! ur mom is a bitch… yo momma got kicked out of red lobster because she was pourin salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh!! lolzz
Yo Mommas Teeth So Yellow When She Close Her Mouth Her Stomach Lights Up
Yo Momma Is Like A Dog Anything Can Hump Her
Yo Momma So Ugly She Heard The Mtv Producers Sayin They Should Start A Pimp My Face
Yo Momma So Fat She Hurdles Skyscrapers
Yo Momma So Fat She Jumped Ova Wal-Mart, Tripped Ova K-Mart, And Landed On Target
Yo Momma So Fat At The End Of The Day She Has To Pick Planes Outta Her Hair
Yo Momma So Stupid Wen She Went To A Party And Sumone Yelled “The Roof Is On Fire” She Stopped,Dropped,And Rolled
YO MOMMA IS SO POOR I ASKED HER CAN I USE THE BATHROOM,SHE SAID’ PICK A CORNER’
Yo momma’s like the town bycicle, everyone gets a ride
yo momma so stupid she stop at a stop sing and waited till it said go yo momma so stupid she trip over a wireless phone yo momma so fat we had to run around her for a marathon yo momma so fat i rolled over her twice and got lost i beat all of yall so stfu
yo mama is so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
yo mama so fat she jumped up and got stuck.
yo mama so fat her blood type is dorito+
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a wireless phone.
yo mama so ugly if i had a dog that looked like her i’d shave its butt and make it walk backwards.
Yo mama so fat she can only go places with double wide doors!!!
Yo mama so fat she sits in a monster truck and makes it a low rider!!!
Yo mama so fat she walked in these rich white peoples house and they said get out we don’t have earthquake insuraunce.
Yo mama so fat someone said they would give her $100 to jump up but she could’t do it.
Yo mama so fat she jumped in the ocean and then whales started singing(We ain’t family cause you are way fatter than me.)
Don’t copyright this joke!!!
Yo mama so hairy she make King Kong look bald!!!
yo mama is so stupid she bark at a cat and then ask the cat to bark back
yo mama is so fat that this kid was walking down the street with a pice chicken she grab the boy chicken and tried to run off
yo mama is so stupid that she call a coumpter a toater
yo mama is so ugly that when she ask usher to marry her he said if you had a pretty side he would marry both
hay yall call me if you want so yo mama jokes
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yo mama so fat when god said there be light he told your mom to move fat ass out of the way
Tu ama esta bien pendeja, y tan puta que va pa la sanbernardo en pelotas pa vender chicles y panocha
la mama de Raul ta tan chingona y tan apestosa que…que qada ves que pasa por mi le vento un perfume que disinfecta.
HI RUBBER MAN
Raul es tan maricon que no sabe que dicir cuando le cagan el palo…..
yo momma so fat she fell in love an broke it!!
yo mama so stupid she had to climb over a glass wall to see what was on the other side! LOL
YO MOMMA IS SO WOBBLY EVERY TIME SHE WALKS SHE SLAPS SOME ONE IN THE FACE WITH HER ASS
Yo mooma’s so fat that when she went swimmin’ in the ocean the whales started singin’ “We are family”!
yo momma so fat when i was raping her i had to go over speed bumps
Yo momma so fat I’ve known her all my life … and I still haven’t seen ALL of her!
Yo momma so stupid She has to ask for help to use hamburger helper
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo momma so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo momma so dumb she returned a jigsaw puzzle, complaining it was broken.
yo mama is so old that when she walked into an antique store, they kept her.
Yo mama is so dumb that she returned a donut saying it was rriped.
Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo mama is so fat that her shadow weighs 100 pounds.
Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama is so old that her driver’s licence is in hiroglyphics.
Yo mama is so short that you can see her feet on her i.d.
Yo mama is so old that she still owes moses a quarter.
Yo mama is so fat that she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on four quartes she made it a dollar.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on a quarte a booger popped out of George Washington’s nose.
Yo mama is so dumb that she watches the three stooges and takes note.
Yo mama is so dumb that she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama is so scary that she can scare the moss off a rock.
yo mama so stupid a sign said disney left and she went home
YO MAMA IS SO FAT SHE WENT TO THE BEACH AND SHE SAID FREE WILLY
yo mama’s so fat when she sat on a quarter a booger popped out of george washingtons nose
yo mama’s so fat when she went to a resturant she looked at the menu and said…”ok”
yo mama’s so fat she has to pull down her pants to get in her pocket
yo mama’s so fat the national weather channel gave a name for each one of her farts
yo mama’s so ugly she went to a beauty sallon and it took 3 hours for just n estimate
yo mama’s so old when i told her “act her own age she died”
yo mama is so stupid she put to quarters to her ears started shaking her head n said im listenin to 50 cent..
yo mamas teeth are so yellow wen she closes her mouth her stomach glowes
yo momma is soo stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.?
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yo momma is soo stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.
ohh, that was a dirty crack. Speaking of dirty cracks, how is yo mama? Just kidding, that was a low blow. Anyway hows yo sista?
Yo Mommas so stupid went to the grocery store, got lost and starved to death
yo mommas so fat she used the highway as a slip n slide
Yo Mommas so fat that when she left the airport people thought they had missed thier plane
yo mommas so fat that when she went past a bus stop people thought thier bus was arriving
yo mama is so old she took driven lesssins on a dinosaur
yo mama is so huge & fat ppl thought she was a buss
yo mam is so ugly she makes mikel jakkson lok beaudiful
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o mama so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade
Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a blood test and failed!
Yo momma so fat dora cant even explore her!
Yo momma so fat she went to the beach to get a tan and the sun burnt out!
Yo momma so poor I walked through her front door, tripped and hit my head on the back fence!
YO momma so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag!
You know what? i should not even be talking about yo momma because i dont even know the man!
Yo momma so fat she cant even jump into conclusion!
Yo momma so poor she cant even afford to pay attention!
Yo momma so ugly, quasimoto would not date her
I feel sorry for the sucker that had to mary yo momma, especially if it was a man, witch it probably is not!
Yo mama so dumb when someone said here look at this Van Gogh, shes like ” WHERE WHERE’D HE GO?
yo momma so ugly she made a mirror cry
your momma is so stupid that when she sees a school bus full of white kids she says “come back twinke come back”
yo mama so short i can see her feet in her driver licence picture
yo mama so ugly she tricker treeetz ova da phone
YO MOMMA IS SO POOR THEY HAVE HER ON A FOOD STAMP
yo momma is so ugly at when she went to the ugliest people contest they said sorry no proffesionals allowed
you noe wat u shouldnt be talkin about mommas cuz u dont even noe them………………………..bitchez
culo cagado do u have a myspace?
Yo mom
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yo mamma is fat
yo mamma is so fat,stupid,poor,ugly,horny,gay, and …aioshgil;hwrsguswugvsafkl
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yo momma so stupid shez stupid
yo momma is so cool she lyks cheese and mushroom,even god could get it light…riko
your mama is so stupid she wears camouflage with pink nd brown boots….
Your mama is stupid she got stung by a bee…..
Ed EDD n EDDY……Short tempered freak,over sensitive,jerry was talking,lolly pop remix sucks…you are dismissed,time out ova,i wuv you wiko..dis line is not safe..am useing da mushroom code…hope you get it.
yo momma b a fat ass
yo momma so fat her food pyramid includes other food pyramids
yo momma so fat her cereal bowl comes with 3 life guards
yo momma so fat and dumb it took her 3 hourds to choose wether she wanted the chicken wing or the cicken wing and after the 7th hr she chose the chicken wing.
I’m catchin wind I’m catchin wind
yo momma so fat she never got picked on because gossip couldnt get around her
yo moma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it never came back
yo momma so skinny she rung my doorbell i openned the door and i couldnt see no body until i closed the door a heard a scream
your moms american idol. I believe i can fry chicken nuggets and a plate of fries i think about it every night and day chicken nuggets and a fish fillay i believe in stealing beef thats why i became a calorie theif i believe i can fry i believe i can fryyyyyy i believe i can fryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
yo momma so dumb she thought she spelled racecar backwards.
yo mamma soooo ugly when you were born instead of the doc slapping you.. you slaped yo mamma
yo momma so poor i saw her kiking a can around and i askd her wat she was doing she said moving
these jokes suck!!!!!
like your mother
yo mamas so fat when she eventually got in the lift she pressed it to go up and it went down
Yo momma’s so black she was counted absent in night school.
yo mama hair so short she curl it wit rice
Yo mamas so fat, she makes sumo wrestler look anorexic
yo mamas so fat, when a schoolbus passes, she yells, “Stop that twinkie!”
Yo mamas so fat she makes #232 aka Taryn look anorexic
F**K YOU #232 you can suck ur moms d**K
yo mamma is so fat she fell off both sides of the bed
yo mamma is so ugly she through a boomerang and it never came back
yo mamma is so harry that she has corn rows on her nipples
yo mamma is so harry that it looks like she has buchwheat in a head lock
Yo mama so fat she uses a mirror to see her pussy
Yo mama is so hairy she got afros on her nipples
yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for petrol
yo mama is so strong she can drink peanut butter!
yo mommma is so strong she can drink peanut butter
yo mamma so fat she put a thong on 3 years ago and she still cant find it
yo mamma soooo lonley that da only thing she can get is a vibrating dildos
yo mamma so fat that when she went to n.y.c.docks they thought the titanic arived
roses are red violets are black yo mammas chest is as flat as her back
You momma is so fat, she masturbates to a cookbook.
Yo Momma Is So Stuped That She Thought That Fruit Punch Was A Gay Boxer
yo sister is so ugly that zach scoles didn’t even want to date her
yo momma so stupid,when she sat on the toilet the toilet said abc,123 get yo fat ass off of me
Yo momma is so stupid………she had you!!
yo mamas so fat that when she went in an elovater she didnt even have to prees a button before she went down
yo mommas so stupid that when she got locked in a bathroom she pised in her pance
yo mama so fat that when she went to in and out she couldnt get in or out
yo mama so fat when she measured at 38-26-36 and that was just her left arm!!
Yo momma is so fat she tripped over Wal-Mart and hit Target
your mommas like a vaccum she sucks, blows, and gets laid in a closet
your momma so fat her name is rosie
yo momma so poor when i rang the doorbellshe had to yell out the window “ding dong”
yo momma so fat when so went into the ocean she made a tsumani
tonight is you
your momma so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl
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yo momma so poor i saw her walking down the street and she had one show i asked lost a show she said nope just found one
*shoe
my mama ia so stupid shes stupid
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Im a retard
Yo momma so fat when she sat on a rainbow, Richard Simons popped out!!
yo mama so ugly and stupid she looked in the mirror and started laughing
yo mama is so fat god couldn’t lift her spirit
yo mama is so stupid she reterned a jigsaw puzzle because she thought it was broken
yo mama is so poor when i steped on the cigar she said,” don’t turn off the heater.”
Yo Momma is so fat she had to get baptized at Seaworld
Yo momma so fat it took her ten minytes to role around
yo mamma so stupid she shaved the dog and when i asked why she said she wass makin a hot dog
yo mommas so hairy when she had you you got carpet burnt
Yo mama so ugly i took her into a haunted house and she came out with a job application
yo mama so stupid the she tried to put m&m’s in alpabetical order
Yo mama so fat the only place she could fit in was walmart
yo mama so stink the only dis I wan’t to give her is disinfectant
Yo mama so fat she farted in the gulf of mexico and thats what caused hurricane Katrina
Yo momma is so black, that other people’s shadows play racial discrimination on her!
yo mama so stupid, she got stabbed in a shootout!
yo mamma so ugly god said hide her
yo mama is so fat that when she fliked a buger it crused my car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo mama so ugly even yo daddy won’t break her don
Yo Momma so stupid she thought Moby Dick was an STD.
yo mamma so stupid she sat on a dick and sucked it then realized it was a flamin hot cheeto
Yo Momma is so fat, that when she was walking, she tripped and fell and tried not to laugh but the ground started cracking up.
yo mama is so stupid she missed bus 44 so she took bus 22 twice
p.s to every one download my MySpace mixtape at MySpace Dukke101
yo mamma so stupid the door bell rang she went to the microwave and hello is my burritto ther
yo mama is so stupid, she returned a puzzle because she thought it was broken.yo mama is so ugly she needs 2 bags 2 cover her face.ur mama is so fat i woke up and she was eating dinner.yo mama is so old she went bowling wit moses.yo mama is so stupid she thought solda boy was in the army.yo mama is so fat her hips dont lie.yo mamas boobs r so big she joined playboy.yo mama is so fat she sat on a quarter and a buger came out of washingtons nose on the quarter.yo mama is so dumb she thought there was a tornado when a rock hit her car window.yo mama is so stupid she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.yo mama is so dumb she stopped at a stop sighn and waited 4 it 2 say go.yo mama is so stupid i told her to give me a push up and she gave me a push pop.(these jokes arent to be said to sombodys mom 4 real)
all right then check this shit out:
^^ yo mammas so fat she stuck a battery up her ass and sed “i got da powa”"!!!!!!
oh and heres another one:
yo mammas so flat that she was jealous of the wall!! LMFAO
to mama is so fat and stupid when i rang the dor bell she checked the microwave
Yo mamas like a hardware store, 10 cents a screw
yo mama so stupid, she locked her keys in a motorcycle
yo mama is soo old, when someone said act your age…she died
yo mamas like a vacuum cleaner, good for nothin but suckin and blowing
yo mama so fat you have to roll over 2 times just to get off the bitch
yo mama is so dirty, she wipes her feet before going outside
yo mama is soo ugly that when she was little, she wasnt afraid of the monster under the bed… the monster under the bed was afraid of her
Yo mama’s so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl!
yo mama is so fat that when she takes the bus she sits next to everybody
yo mama so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said sorry we don’t do livestock
your mom is so ugly when she went to go party outside evryone thought it was haloween
yo momma so ugly when she was born her parents named her shit happends
Your mommas so ugly when she went to a mutant facility not even they would look at her
yo mama is so short, she jumped off the curb 2 commit suicide
my momma is so fat when she wore blue jeans people thought she was an ocean
yo momma is so thin that when she took tomato juice she looked like a thermometer
yo mommas so dumb that when she bought a fanta she squeezed it to check if it was ripe.
chuck norris once pissed in a cup and gave it 2 a homeless person
we now no this as the beverage red bull
Yo mama is so fatthat she uses a matress as a tampon
Yo mama is so fat she uses a matress as a tampon!
Yo momma is so fat, when she moons people they turn into werewolves
Yo mama so ghetto when she breast feeds…koolaid comes out
yo mama is so black nad her teeth are so yellow, her face looks like a pittsburg steeler helmet!
yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow and black shirt, people yell TAXI!
yo mama is so fat when we look @ her private area we get her mixed with a guy!
yo mama is soo ugly, that when she was born her mom said what treasure and her dad said ya, lets go bury it
yo mama so fat when she fell i aint wanna laugh but tha ground was crackin up
yo moma so poor that i step on a peace of ice and she said why u broke my air condition
yo moma so old she still owes mosis a dollar,yo moma so ugly her father brings her 2 work everyday just so he dosent hve 2 kiss her good bye
Yo moma so disgusting when i asked her whats for dinner she spread her legs and said crabs, (take this and you die)
yo mamma so hariy the only langueg she speaks is wooki ddddd
xzdsrfehs eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Your mama is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 mintutes before you do.
Yo mamma such a hore, she like a carpet, can’t wait to be laid!
yo momma so ugly she went on a date with leatherface n he was da one running
yo mom’s like a video game rated E for every one
your mom is like a door knob every one gets a turn
yo mom’s like a vacume she sucks,she blows, n gets laid in the corner
yo moms so fat she’s fatter than kung fu panda
yomommas teeth are so yellow that when she walked in to church they started singing let it shine let it shine
yomomma so fat her middle name is are u going to eat that
yomomma teeth so yellow when she walked outside she put the sun out of bussiness
yomomma so fat that shebroke her leg and gravy started pouring out
yomomma has a glass leg and she uses windex for lotion
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yo mama so poor she she crossed the road ror a penny and when she was crossing the road she got hit by a semi and said ‘who threw that rock’.
yo mamas so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for indecent exposure
yo mamas so old you told her to act her age so she rolled over and died
YO MAMAS SO FAT SHES ON BOTH SIDES OF THE FAMILY HA HA
YOU ALL ARE SO STUPID GET A FREAKEN LIFE YOU FAT HOGS
I TOLD YOU OFF HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHHAHHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH
f*ck yo momma!
yo mama so fat she can get fat off of eating tic tacs - alone
when yo mama went on a seafood diet, the ocean called and said they were running out of fish
yo mama so ugly when you were born, you climbed back in
YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID WHEN SHE WAS ON A HOTPOCKETS ADVERTISEMENT COMMERCIAL SHE WOULDN’T SAY ANYTHING SO I PUT A LIT MATCH IN EACH OF HER POCKETS AND THEN SHE STARTED YELLING !!!! HOT POCKETS!!!!
YO MOMMA IS SO SHORT WHEN SHE WAS IN THE PARKING LOT SHE HELD A SIGN UP AND IT WAS SAYING DO NOT SPIT BECAUSE I CAN’T SWIM!
YO MOMMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE STEPPED ON A SCALE IT SAID TO BE CONTINUED!
YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID THAT WHEN SHE STUCK TWO TRIPLE AA BATTERIES UP HER BUTT AND SAID “I GOT THE POWER”!!!!!
YO MAMMA SO POOR THAT YOUR FAMILY HAD TO EAT CORNFLAKES WITH A FORK TO SAVE MILK!!!!
YO MAMMA SO ULGY THAT SHE PUT BOOGIE MAN OUT OF BUSINESS!!!!
YO MAMMA SO UGLY SHE MAKES MICHAEL JACKSON LOOK LIKE BRAD PITT!!!!
YO MAMMA’S BREATH IS SO BAD THAT WHEN SHE PUT A TIC-TAC IN HER MOUTH IT POPPED OUT AND GAVE HER A RESTRAINING ORDER!!!!
yo mama is so stupid, she brought an umbrella to see purple rain!!
i know all of my jokes are way better than any of yall’s jokes
yo mama has three tongues, she talks like this, like this, like this!!
yo mama so stupid dat i came up to her front door and i said let me in and she opened the door and pulled down her pants!!
yo mama so ugly, she got a perscription mirror!!
yo mama so black her dandruff is coco puffs!!
yo mama is so fat that wen she wuz singing the song “ICE BOX” she sang “i got this LUNCHBOX where my heart used to be!!
yo mama is so poor, she put a milkshake on layaway!!
yo mama is so stupid and fat that she kept trying to put cheese on my dad, cuz he’s a cracker!!
yo mama is so stupid she ran into the living room cuz she heard the world wuz going to end!!
yo mama is so stupid and fat that she thought BERNIE MAC wuz a new BIG MAC at mcdonalds!!
yo mama is so the back of her ligs look like hotdogs
legs look like hot dogs
yo mama is so dumb she put m and ms in order
my dick is so small that i always piss on my balls.
my mama is so small and hairy we accidentelly used her to wash the public toilets……..i think she liked it anyways.
myilvidas’s mum is so dumb she thought green bubble gum wasn’t ripe
Your momma is so fat sheswent to say ballin but she said bacon instesd
yo mamma so fat that when she went out in high heels she came back in flip flops.
yo mamma so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma
Yo mama so ugly when she went to an ugly contest they said sorry no professionals.
Yo mama’s head is so big when she goes to sleep instead of dreaming she watches movies.
yo mama so hairy you almost died of a rugburn at birth.
yo mama so old that she farts dust.
your momma so fat shea fat
Yo mama’s so stupid. when she went to see The Killers she thought she was gonna die
Yo mama so poor tht when i walked on the sidewalk and stepped on an ant, she said, “NO, YOU KILLED THE FAMILY PET!”
Yo momma so stupid she got lost in her own house.
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Yo mamma so skinny that she turned sideways and disappeared.
Yo mama so fat that when she stepped on the scales, it gave a mobile phone number.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to a theme park, the guests try to ride HER!!! :-|)
Yo mama so fat that when she stepped on scales it said ‘to be continued’!
yo mamma so fat that when she stepped on the weight scale it said, to be continued
yo momma is so ghetto she breastfed you with weed tea
Your momma is so fat when she seen a bus full of white kids turning the corner she yelled “Give me my twinky back!!”
Your momma’s legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky!
Your momma is so old when she went to school there was no history!
Your momma so stupid when she was making chocolate chip cookies you saw m & m shells on the ground!
Your momma is like a hockey team she only changes her pads every 3 periods!
Your momma is so fat when she went to the beach a whale came up and started singing ” We are family”!!
your momma is so fat when she went on a carousel the horses were limpin for a week!!
Your mommas so ugly when she was born the doctor didnt know what end to slap!!
Your momma is so stupid she went down a one way street the cops stop here and said ” your going the wrong way on a one way street” she said “well im only going one way”
your momma ha so much ear wax she used it as a candle!!
Your momma”s stomach is so big her belly-button is the size of the grand canyon
Your momma’s legs are so hairy they have lice!!
Yur momma is so short you can see her feet in her driver’s liscence.!!
Your momma is so fat NASA wanted to us her to patch the hole in the Ozone layer!!
Your momma is so fat because her mom put her on a seefod diet” when she saw food she ate it!!
yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
yo mama’s so ugly that when she entered a ugly competition, they said “sorry no professionals”
yo mamma so fat,ulgy and stupid she gave birth to u
this joke sight is so gay just like all those uther jokes
yo mamas so thick, whe filling in a letter it said ”dont write below this line” she wrote ”o.k”
yo mom is so stupid she tryed tp put m&m’s in order
yo mama so stupid she cimed over a see throujh wall to see what was at the
ahther side
Yo mama is s poor that 1 day i saw her kicking a can down the road and i asked hee wat she was doing and she siad moving!!!!!!
Yo mama is so poor that i seen her digging in the garbage truck and asked her what she was doing and she said grocery shopping!!!!
Yo mama is so fat then when she sits around the around the house!!!!
Yo mama is ugly that her mama had to tie a steah around her so that the dog would play with her!!!!
yo momma so fat i had to 3 way call on the phone but it was me and her
yo momma has more crust on her lips than a bucket of fried chicken
yo momma so short she does pullups on a staple!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo momma is so poor i went in her house one day got a paper plate and she said dont take the good dishes!
yo momma teeth so yellow i sung grilz and i was talking to yo momma
yo momma breath so hot it was winter and she breated on me i said summer came this early
yo momma is so poor we went hiking she found sticks i said what you doing she said i am making a house
yo momma is so stupid she dont know she stupid
i will sing lookin boy to yo ugly momma
i got ranch dressing on my
dress lookin girl
yo momma fat she dont take pictures she take poster
Yur mamma so dumb she got locked in a safe and still came out poor!!
yo mama so fat she put on a yellow raincoat and people start calling TAXI!!!
your momma so fat her arms can’t move but guess what her stomach can
yo momma so poor i went in her house 3 roaches trip me and take my wallet
god dont like ugly but yo momma is so ugly
yo momma so fat she hula hooped arond the saturn ring
yo momma so poor burgulars brake in her house and leave money
yo momma so fat she take showers in yhe rain
yo momma so fat she ate everything of the dollar menu and was steal hungry
yuo momma so fat she ate everything at golden corral and put them out of buisness
yo momma so fat golden corral makes lots of money when she eats there
yo mama so stupid she dyed her blond hair blond
ur mamaz so fat wen she wnt 2 malcom x she wore a shirt that read x n dey tryd 2 land d helicopter on er
beat dat …<3 2kaii8
yo mommas lika a dinosaur big fat and love to eat fat
Yo mama so FAT when she was wearing a yellow rain coat people shouted TAXII
Yo mama so FAT when she went in the sea,, scientists said the had found a new world
Yo mama so FAT when she lays down and people sit on her belly,, your ears pop
YO MAMA MAYBE GAY,,,BT NOT AS GAY AS THE TWAT READIN THIS JOKE
YO MAMAZ SOO POOR I WALKED ON HER DOORMAT N SHE TOLD ME NOT 2 GO UPSTAIRS
YO MAMZ SO FAT WHEN SHE GETS IN THE CAR SHE HAS 2 GET BK OUT 2 TURN THE RADIO ON BUT WHEN SHE GETS BAK IN HER FAT CUVERS THE SPEAKERS
YO MAMAZ SO FAT SHE IRONS HER NIKERS ON THE DRIVE WAY N SHE DUNT WEAR CLOTHES COZ THEY ANT GOT NONE IN A SIZE 14697867326 Z
BEAT THT LOOOOOOOZAS
yo mama is so stinky she made right guard turn left!!!!!!
Yo moma so stupid she tried to steal free sneakers!
yo mommas so fat that her belly button has an echo.
yo your brothertnces onmamma so fat she bou
Your mamas so stupid she was born on indepence day and can’t remember when her bithday is
your mama so stupid she got stbbed in a shootout
UR MOMMA SO HARRY SHE HAS AN AFROA IN HET NIPPLE!!!
yo mama is the best
yo mama is a bitch.. like a female dog pussy
yo mama so beautiful she make me cry when i look into her eyes.. i catch a glimpse of heaven.. i never want to let her go. cause she so pretty
yo mama.. she ugly.. also, she not pretty, plus she stupid.. in addition.. she retarded.. in summary.. yo mama is a lesbian
yo mama is so ugly.. she makes nicole look pretty
OUCH
hi everyone
my name is data
i am sleeping on a couch right now
and watching the cubs game! GO CUBS.
yo mama is a bitch. im not.. cause im a male dog.
hi beth
yo momma so ghetto when she breast fed kool-aid came out
yo mama is so stupid she thought a quarter-back was an income tax refund
yomomma so fat dat its just aint funny
lasharna
2your mummas so fat she is gay
like ya daddy
james luvs hayley
yo mamma so stupid wen she went to the super bowl she brought milk
yo mamma so stupid wen she went to the clippers game she brought siscors
yo mamma so stupid wen she went to the celtics game she brought a sword and killed everyone now shes in jail…… wait just in, there was no cell big enough for yo mamma so there building a new one its 2X bigger than the original and it’s only one cell will it hold yo mamma the world may never know
yo momma is so fat she got her own area code!!!
yo mama is so old tutan karmun looks young comapred to her
yo mamma so fat she went to the zoo the zoo keeper said”A Gorilla escaped”
your mama so gay she makes Micheal Jackson look straghter then the Empire State Building
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmomma
yo momma so fat they have to grease the door and hold a twinky on the other side for her to get out of the house.
yo momma so fat when she sits around the house SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!!!!!!
yo momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
yo mamma so poor when someone said they wanted to watch t.v. she said sorry were out of crayons.
yo momma is so stupid when she was going to disneyland it said disneyland left so she turned around and went back home!!!
yo momma is so fat they had to take her to the hospital in a tow truck…
yo momma so dirty i saw her cleaning he car i said what u doing she said u trying to catch me dirty
yo momma so musty she made a speed stick slow down
these jokes suck
your mam is so fat she can host the olimpics on her left arse cheek
Yo mamma is like a nail always gettin hammered
Yo momma is soooo fat her skin stretches like spendex under and then… it ripes into many pieces
Yo Mama so FAT daht she made Weight Watchers Blind..
yo mama so ugly when she walked threw the hallways the walls said on hell nae
yo mama is so stupid she use make up to make her mind
looooooooool
yo mama so fat that when she sat on a quarter a booger came out washington’s nose
Yo mam is so fat when she walked infront of the window we lost 100 days of light
ya momma so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping of the curb
ya mommas theme song is ‘we are family, burger-king mcdonalds and me
ya mommas house is so small we ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside
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ya mommas so hairy she got afro’s on her nipples
ya momma so poor i walked through the front door and triiped over the back yard fence
ya mommas so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon
ya momma so fat if she walks to long she starts sweating cooking oil
ya mommas so ugly she gets maced by rapist
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ya momma so poor she recycles tolit paper
ya momma so dumb she called you a son-of-a-bitch
ya momma so stupid she saw a sign that said wet cement,so she did
Yo mama is so stupid, she ate two Weight Watchers dinners so she’d lose twice as much weight.
ya momma so cheap she sat on a bucket when she was pregnant,to save water
Yo momma is so dumb she climbed over a glass window to see what was on the other side!
Yo momma is so dumb she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!
ya momma so fat her bath tub has stretch marks
yo mama so fake she makes barbie look real
Yo mama so ugly, her mama got morning sickness-after she was born!
Yo mama so ugly when she was born, her mama named her: “S*** happens!”
Yo mama so fat when she was sitting on the beach, Greenpeace tried to push her into the ocean.
Your mama is so poor, when someone steps on a cigarette butt, she says “Hey! who turned out the heat!”
Your mama is so poor, when shes out on the street kicking a tin can around, someone asks her what shes doing, and she says moving.
Your mama so dumb, when someone asks her to go to Wal-Mart, she asks if they sell walls there
your moms so ugly she made a o
nion cry
yo mama teeth so black she spits yoo hoo
yo mama so fat when she was sunbaking , the other swimmers said :free the whale…,yo mama so dumb her boyfriend wanted to have sex and they did and the nest morning he was missing in her fat..lolzz
yo mama so fat that she shaggred a dog
yo mama is so fat i lickd her pussy flo den der was a explosion wen i cummed in her fat
yo mamma so fat she’s taller lying down then when she’s standing up:D
yo mamma’s so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved;)
yo mamma’s so stupid she stole free samples:}
yo momma so poor she leaves toilet paper out to drie
yo momma is so old that when she went to take a shower and she lifted her breast up, one of the pilgrims fell out.
yo
Yo Mama is so fat that once I saw her walking down the sidewalk holding a pig. I asked her where she got the pig and the pig said, ” I won her in a raffle.”
your momma is so fat when she les down people think she is a speed bump
your momma is so ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out with an application form
your momma is so stupid she sucked off a man instead off licking out a girl
yo moma is Mary-Anne Fleet
Yo Mama So Fat When She Sat On Walmart, She Lowered The Prices
Yo Mama So Ugly Even Naruto Doesn’t Believe It
Yo Mama So Poor She Has To Doors and They Both Sit On One Hinge
yo mama so dam ugly she made me cry
my sister so lazy she dnt brush her teeth
juju so black you cant see her at night
i want to say happybirthday to a gay hoe named mercedes benz
this boy name ray-ray is so ugly when he talk his teethstack behind eachother
your mommas so fat they used her belt to measure the equater line
your mommas so old she was there to celebrate the birth of jesus
Jacob
Yo mamma so fat n stupid she thaut a voltswagon was a bug n ait it
yo mama is like a marry-go-round evreyone wants to go on her for a ride
youer mamas so fat dat when she jumps fr joy she gt stuck
yo mommas so ugly when she smiles people die
Yo mamas so stupid she tried to put m&ms in abc order
yo momma so stupid she went 2 a clippers game looking for a haircut
yo mama so stupid she stole free bread
yo mama so stupid she brung a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
your mama is like a car put new wheels on her and she is reddy to ride
you mama so fat when she sat on a game cube it turned into a game boy.
Yo mommas so ugly even Rosie Odonnell wont go out with her
yo momma is so fat she is fat
and so am i
ur mama so fat she a bitch
yo momma so stupid she ate a yellow school bus full of white people and thought it was a twinkey
yo momma so old when she was at school there was no history class.
Your moms like a door knob every1 get a turnLike - Dislike
Yo man my back is killin me, i just gave your mom a pigyback ride
Yo momma is like a hardware store 25 cents a screw
Yo momma is like a gas station u pump before you pay
Yo momma is like the town bike ever1 gets to ride her
Hey, You see that sumo…….. O!! i mean your mom
Yo momma is so small she got raped by a gummie bear
Yo man I saw this web site i that your mom would be some were on here but she was so big they had to use three web pages foer one picture
yo momma is so poor that for your birthday she got a cardboard box, put an “X” on it with a permanent marker, spit on it and gave it to you and said that it was an Xbox 360
yo momma so fat that when she sat on walmart she lowerd the prices
your moms is so sweaty her armpits have stains because she stinks!~!!!!
your mom is so fat when they call out ”KoolAid” she comes crashing a brickwall :]
your mom is so stupid she can trip over a cordless phone-++
your mom is so stupid she thought a quarter back was a refund-lmfao
yo mama so fat she make a summo wresler look skinny
yo mama pussy so old, that when yo daddy licked last night and died of food poisoning.
yo momma so fat, she stepped on the scale it said weight unknown.
yo momma so fat she sweats big macs
yo mama so fat she sweats kool-aid
yo moma got a tatoo on her back that says “who’s the man”
yo momma got 3 micros a tip drill skirts flat sandals and red lipstick that she wears 2 parent teacher night
yo momma so fat when she speaks her words have stretch marks
yo momo so fat when she wears nikes they spell out nickalodean.
yo momma so ugly her night mares have nightmares
yo momma so fat she starts to sweat when she thinks
yo momma so dumb she felled the pregnancy test
yo momma so fat she sweats afterbirth
yo momma so fat she breast feeds herself
yo momma so fat she was the background for showtime at the apollo.
lol
yo Momma so fat when she jumps for joy she gets stuck
Yo mumma’s just like a bus, everyone pays a dollar to ride it.
yo mama is so fat she bleeds grese
yo mama is so gheto she brest feeds koolade
1- Your mama is so fat that when she dies god cannot resurrect her to heaven
2- Your mama is so fat that she uses her bed mattress for her tampon
is gay hahaahaaa
yo momma is so ugly she has her own makup brand
don’t bother
yo mama is so fat she got struck by lightning and it bounced back
Yo momma so skinny, that when she turn sideways and stick her tongue out she looked like a zipper!!!
- YoungMaestro69
Yo mama so fat she farted and the sun got 10 times hotel ter
Yo momma so fat she jump in the sky and got stuck
Yo momma so tall she did a cartwheel and kicked jesus in the back of the head
yo mamma is so skinny she uses her ribs as a cheese grater
Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles poped out
your mama so stupid she went pee in the the sink and drank from toilet
ur moms like a beach shes dirty salty and has tons of crabs
yo momma so fat i could describe her in many ways like fatty, big show, or ufo unidentified food obsession.
Yo Mamma’s so fat…when she goes to a restraunt,and lookds at a menushe sighs and say “okay!! here we go ” ..
ur mamma is so ugy ever time she says hi ever one help me help me
yo momma is so fat that she cant pay attioun
ur mama is my mama
yo mama is so fat that she cry for food that can fit inside her belly
yo momma si fat when she was shaveibg her dog she said that she wanted to make it into a hotgog
just jokeing
yo mama is so stupid, she
has one toe on each
foot and yet she bought
herself a pair of flip flops
Your momma’s like a vaccume cleaner, she sucks,blows, and gets laid in the closet.
Your mamma’s like a door nob, everyone gets a turn.
Yo mamma’s so old that I slapped her on the back and her titts fell off.
Your moms so ugly that when she walks into a bank, they have to shut off their security cameras.
Your momma’s so ugly , she turned medusa to stone.
your mamma’s so ugly that when she takes a bath the water jumps out.
Yo mammas so ugly that u have to tie a steak around her neck to make the dog play with her.
YO MOMMA SO DUM THAT SHE MARRIED HER BUM
Yo momma is so stupid she yelled in a envelope trying to send voice mail.
Me~me
yo mama so stupid she stole free bread…. yo mama so black she has to get her tatto done in white chalk
yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, when she smiles everyone starts sssslllloooowwwwiiinnnggg ddddoooowwwnnn
your moms a bitch
yo mama soo fat tht when she waz walkin down the streets in september the ppl said ” damn itz already haloween”
Your momma so short she jumped off the curb and committed suicide
Your momma so fat she wore a yellow jacket and everybody yelled “TAXI!”
yo mama is so fat that she is the only one that can break memory foam.
yo mama is so fat that when she seen a bus filled with white kids she said stop that twinkie
yo mama is so stupid she thought that barnie mac was a new hamburger at McDonalds
yo mama is so stupid she failed coloring in kindergarden
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yo mama is so poor she was kickin a can down the street and they asked her what she was doing and she said im moving
yo mama is so ugly they moved halloween to her birthday
yo mama is so fat when she stepped on a plane they had to evacuate
yo mama is so stupid she brang a spoon to the superbowl
so mama so fat even peter griffin and santa clause where impressed
yo mama is so stupid when someone knocked on the door she answerd the microwave
yo mama is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch
Yo momma so nasty when I went to her house and ask what was for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs yo momma so dumb she thought obama was a terrorist yo momma like mud she let you play all in her but soon enough you will get a wing worm yo momma so nasty if I have sex with her n any position its still doggy style
yo mama so stupid she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken
yo mama so stupid she tried to commit suicid by jumping of a kerb
yo mamas so hairy she grows affrows on her boobs
yo mommas so ugly she made mikcheal jakson look like brad pit
Yo Mamma is so fat she wentto a strip joint and they paid her to jeep her close ON!!!!
yo mamma is so fat she went to a strip joint and they paid her to keep her clothes
ON!!!
YO MAMA IS SO FAT JABA THE HUT SAID DAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
yo mamas like a refrigerator she’s big she’s white she’s flat and yo put food in her
yo mama likes a door knob everybody ges a turn
yo mama like a brick she’s big wide flat and mexicans lay her
yo mama so fat she irons her pants on the drive way
yo mama’s so stupid she got stuck in food lion and starved to death.
yo mama’s so fat that when God was creating the light in the world He wanted to see it and He said maam could you please move
yo momma is so fat not even superman cant pike her up
yo momma so fat when she went whale riding the whale said WE ARE FAMILY
yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl
yo momma so ugly she made rats jump on the table
yo momma so old that when she breast-feeds powder comes out
Yo Mama so hairy she got afros on her nipples!
Yo moma so dirty she put on a shirt with a pic of the backstreet boys on it,
she took it off they looked like the jackson5
yo mama so stupid, she broke the speed limit and tried to fix it
your momma is so………………… FAT!!
yo momma is so slow she lost in a resent turtle race
ur mammas boobs r so saggy she uses em as hacky sacks
ur mammas so fat insted of walkiing she rolls
yo mama is so hairy she makes chewbaca look bald
your momma is so stupid she signed up for football and when she had practice she was talking to her foot and broughta ball
yo mamma is so hairy that she has unibrows on her boobs
yo mooma is so ugly her tits were saggy
yomamma is so old you looked over and she was dust
yo mamma is so cheerful her but goes chachachacha chachachacha chacha cha cha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
your moms so fat that the highway wasnt big enough for her shadow
yo mama is so tall she did a kartweel and kicked jesus
yo moma so stupid,she put a quarter in a parking meter and thought a gumball would come out.
YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHES PREGNENT THEEY WONT BE ABLE TO FIND THE BABY
yo momma’s so fat her blood type is chocolate.
yo momma’s so stupid, she studied for a blood test.
yo momma’s so stupid she got run over by a parked car.
yo momma’s so fat her waistline is “bitch, lose some weight”
yo momma is so stupid she tripped over a wireless telephone.
unlike rosa parks, your mom LOVES it in the back of the bus
yo mama so dumb she drowned in a car pool.: by AlBy 4rm: North Miami
yo mama so dumb wen u said your battery dided she asked when da funeral.
you so black u wuz raised by the sun.
yo mama so dumb wen she went to hell she asked satin y he did not pay his light bill.
yo mama so fat when she sit on a chare it break.
yo mam’s so old that when i said act your age she died lololololololol
yo momma is so dirty that when she got in the bath, it said hold up, wait a minute, let me put some clorox in it .yo momma is so stupid she thought deaf lepperd sung in sign language .yo momma is so old she was a waitress at the last supper.
yo moma so ugly that she went in a contest of ugly and the jugjes said no professonals aloud ! lol!
yo mamma’s so old, i told her to act her age and she died
yo mom is so ugly that when she went to the ugliest dog contest they said no profesionals
yo mom is so ugly that when it rained the rain tried to mis her
your mom so ugly that when she loked herself in the mirror she got the house on fire
ur mom sucked my dick and said mmmm choloate bom bomss
ur mom so fat that when she was unwrapping a candy bar it said rape ! rape!
yo momas so fat dat when she farted agor acused her of global warming
yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car
yo mamma so fat, jabba the hut said daaaaammmmmnnn
yo mama so stupid,she saw school bus with a bunch of whit kids in it and yelled “follow that twinkie!!!!”
yo moma so fat that u have 2 grease the doors and hold a twinkie on the other side just 2 get her through.
yo mama so fat she was floatin in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world.
Yo momma so nasty I came over and I asked whats for supper n she opened her legs n said tuna surprise!!!
yo mommy so short she user a condom for her sleepingbag
yo momma so fat she sat on a 50c coin but da bout sank
yo momma is so ugly she went 2 a strip club and they paid her 2 keep her clothes on
yo momma so fat she fall in love and broke it
yo momma is so ugly she makes janet reno lool lkea model
Yo momma so stupid when she sat down on the toilet she said “Where’s the bathroom?
Yo momma so old she took a tour on Noah’s Ark
I’m BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK Foos!
I’l take on anyone in a crack-a-thon suckaaaaaaS!
Yo mommas a fat white broad who talks like a sista and yo daddys name is Leon but goes by Mookie and is in prison. troof hurts sucka!
yo momma so fat somebody threw a bus at her and she said who threw the twinkie !
yo momma so fat she has to iron her clothes on the driveway
yo momma so fat she uses a paintroller to put on lipstick
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ur momma sooooo ugly dat i woulda been yo daddy but da dog beat me unda da fence
ur mom is so black that when she was at work that they used her as tharsh bag
Yo mommas so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
yo mama soooo ugly she walked in to a strip club and they paid her to keep
her clothes on
YO MAMA SO NASTY I ASKED HER WHERE WE GOIN TODAY SHE OPENED HER LEGS AND SAID BUSCH GARDENS.
YO MAMA SO NASTY I SAID WHATS FOR DINNER SHE OPENED HER LEGS AND SAID CRABS.
YOUR MOM IS LIKE A FAN WHEN SHE GETS TURNED ON SHE BLOWS EVERYTHING AROUND