The Best Yo Momma Jokes - Yo Momma’s Day Jokes for May 2008

1275 Yo Momma Jokes in “Yo Momma’s Day Jokes for May 2008”

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momma’s so fat that when she sat on a rainbow, skittles came out.

courtney's Momma Joke:

your mommas so stupid she used nair and ct herself

yayme!9870's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat that she use bacon flavoured lipgloss

familyguyfan's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so fat even peter griffin don’t wanna sleep with her!

shakeanango's Momma Joke:

Your amam so fat, when she got hit by a train she said,”Who threw that rock”. Your mama is so ugly, when she walks on the beach, the sun passes out. Ya mama is so fat, when I yell koolaid, she comes crashing through the window

lol's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so poor once i sat on her couch, a coachroah came out and said i am paying half for this reat!

Karla's Momma Joke:

yo momma has so many extensions in her hair she ran at&t outta business

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat when she went swimming pirates came andd said “land hoy”.

mike's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat when she tried to tell a joke the audience was’nt laughing but the floor was cracking.

mike's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat when she tried to tell a joke the audience wasn”t laughing but the floor was cracking up!

stef's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat that she shaggred a dog

Jonathan said:'s Momma Joke:

Yo mama so stupid that she stoped at a stop sign and waited 4 it to say go.

like a fan's Momma Joke:

Yo mamma is like a fan when she gets turned on she blows everything around her.

Nikki's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat shes on both sides of the family

Nirav's Momma Joke:

is so ugly that she’s ugly

Nirav's Momma Joke:

Yo Mama is a gay man that she rape his dad every night!

michael daigle's Momma Joke:

yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry

kenny's Momma Joke:

yo momma so black she makes wesly snipes look white.

kenny's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat her shodow gets stuck.

kal-el's Momma Joke:

youre momma so stupid that she sits on the t.v. and watches the couch.

kal-el's Momma Joke:

youre mum is so stupid that she stared at an orange juice carton for 3 hours because it sed concentrate.

lil pigment's Momma Joke:

your mother is so fat when she turns around everyone gives her a welcome back party.

Frank Da Tank's Momma Joke:

Yo Momma so fat that when she died, Jesus Christ couldn’t lift up her spirit from her grave.

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade
yo mama so old she had jesus in her year book
yo mama so old her social security number is one
yo mama so fat her right butt cheek rides shotgun
yo mama so fat when she walked out side in a red sweater every1 said hey look koolaid
yo mama so old when god said let there be light he told her to move her big fat butt
yo mama so stupid she puts lipstick on her head just to make up her mind
yo mama so poor when i seen her kicken a can down the street and i asked her what she was doin and she said movin
yo mama so old when she farts dust comes out
yo mama so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch
yo mams so fat whenever she takes a step every1 says run earthquake

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama so ugly she makes michael jackson look good
yo mama so white she makes albino’s look black
yo mama’s butt is so harry it looks like don kings about to pop out and say hello america
yo mama so fat she plays pool with the planets
yo mama so fat when she jumped up she got stuck in the sky

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid when some1 asked her to go to a clippers game she thought she was goin to get her hair cut

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama so poor when i walked through the front door i was in the back yard

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama so ugly the judges kicked her outa the ugly contest

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama so ugly she mad michael jackson look like bradd pit

Sierra's Momma Joke:

your momma so stupid she put make up on her forehead just to make up her mind

Sierra's Momma Joke:

your momma ass so big when she watched past the tv you missed 3 tv shows

brendan said's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so ugly she made a onion cry

brendan said's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so poor she had to find a coupon to buy something at 99c store

anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momma

lolz's Momma Joke:

your mama is so fat she ran over a car

lolz's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat that everytime that shes sees a bus full of white kids shes yells” stop that dick”

anonymous's Momma Joke:

Yo momma’s so fat that if there was a crime for being obese your mom would be in the FBI’s MOST WANTED!

anonymous's Momma Joke:

Yo momma’s so fat when she jumped off a diving board everyone started yelling Tsunami!

anonymous's Momma Joke:

Yo momma’s so stupid that she thought that a quarterback was a refund!

anonymous's Momma Joke:

Yo momma’s so fat that when she entered a pie eating contest the judges said NO PROFESSINONALS

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat that she ways 60 pounds

jonathan's Momma Joke:

your momma so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl

love+'s Momma Joke:

your momma so black she went to night school and counted her absent

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

your momas pussy is so nasty she got kicked out of red lobster for bringing her own crabs

Viviann. :]'s Momma Joke:

Lol. Yo mama so old, i told her to act her own age andd she died. [x

Viviann. :]'s Momma Joke:

Ahahaa. Yur mama so SKINNY she hulahoops w/ a Cherrio :]]]

Viviann. :]'s Momma Joke:

EW. ok. Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

Viviann. :]'s Momma Joke:

EW! okay.Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

Viviann. :]'s Momma Joke:

Uhm. Yo mama so fat she wore a raincoat andd pple yelled taxi

Viviann. :]'s Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat she got baptised at sea world. Lol ^^

Viviann. :]'s Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat she got baptised at sea world ^^

Viviann. :]'s Momma Joke:

Oh i alrdy said that o-o
Oh welz :]]]]

RAE's Momma Joke:

YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHES PREGNENT THEEY WONT BE ABLE TO FIND THE BABY

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat she farted and mayonaise came out

jake's Momma Joke:

yo mommas so fat that when she stepped on the scale, she saw her phone number

Luke's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so stuip she though tco bell was a mexican phone service!!!!

Paris Hilton's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is so fat, the she weighs 45 pounds!!! OMG!

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat she bleeds crisco

YO MOMMA's Momma Joke:

yo momma’s so fat her blood type is chocolate.
yo momma’s so stupid, she studied for a blood test.
yo momma’s so stupid she got run over by a parked car.
yo momma’s so fat her waistline is “bitch, lose some weight”
yo momma is so stupid she tripped over a wireless telephone.
unlike rosa parks, your mom LOVES it in the back of the bus

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momma so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl.
yo momma so fat she her butt got stuck in the tv.
yo momma so skinny she hoolie hoops in a cherio

I's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so fat that she plays pool with the planets

I's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so dumb, I asked if she had any quarters or nickles to pay for some soda and she said no and I asked if she had cents (sense) at all she said no

she's Momma Joke:

yall jokes are so dumb no ones laughing

billy ready's Momma Joke:

yo mommas so fat her blood types ragoo!!!!
yo mommas so unlucky she got hit by a tidal wave in the bath!!!!!!!
yo mommas so stupid she got in the bath and got back out saying its too wet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

your moma so poor, i asked to use the rest rooom she said yah the fourth treee on the right

NOTrealNAME's Momma Joke:

these are stupid. anyways,

yo mama so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it never came back.

becca's Momma Joke:

yo mama hair so short when she braids it they look like stiches!!!

cheese head's Momma Joke:

ya mum said B E N Z has a small willy!!!!!!!!

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Yo mama’s so ugly when you looked out of a window she got arrested fo doing a mooner

Poo stain nanny's Momma Joke:

Yo mama’s so ugly when you looked out of a window she got arrested fo doing a mooner

bitch 95's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat she make godzilla look like a baby

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momma so ugly she scarred the boggyman

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momma so old her breast milk is powdered

tiffany's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so black whe she spit its coffee

james's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat that she has more Chins then a Hong Kong phone book

james's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand

sandy's Momma Joke:

yo mommas sooo ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from god!!

yo mommas so black, when she walked outside, everyone thought it was the end of the world!

yo mommas so black, she walked outside and got a ticket for tinted windows!

yo mommas so fat, she mistakes a bus full of white people for a twinkie!

yo mommas so stupid, when they yelled present in her college class, she ran out and got them presents!! <3

joe's Momma Joke:

your so ugly that your birth sertificate was actually an apology letter from the condom factory

robert's Momma Joke:

yo mama so old ,when someone saw you together they asked if she was yo grandma.

Destiney's Momma Joke:

yo momma so stupid wen she waz on her way to florida she read a sign that said disney world left so she turned around and went home

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so at she jumped and got stuck in midair

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat she has her own thong size xxxxxxxLLLLLLLLLLLLL…….to be continued

blake's Momma Joke:

yo momma got no teeth trying to bite my style

blake's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so stupid when she threw a punch she get a wedgy

Cartor's Momma Joke:

Your mommas so stupid when i saw her yellin into a envolope, she said she was tryin to send voice mail

u no who i b's Momma Joke:

yo mumma so fat dat she stepped on da skal it said 1 at a time plz!!!

Joannaaa's Momma Joke:

Yo Mama’s Armpits are so hairy, everyone thought she had bob Marley In head Lock.

macie's Momma Joke:

yo mommas so fat you have to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side

patrick's Momma Joke:

Your momma is so old she sat by jesus in the second grade.

Asad's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so ugly that when she went to the ugly women competetion,the judges said sorry no professionals

Asad's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so ugly that even my dog doesnt wanna have sex with her

gary's Momma Joke:

yo mommas is so stupid wen your dad said it was chilli out side she ran out wif a spoon

aaron's Momma Joke:

your mama so fat when she jumped in the ocean with a blue raincoat on, the whales were singing “we are family, even though you’re fatter than me”

Tia's Momma Joke:

Your mama’s so fat, she has to take a shower in the ocean while its raining

Cassandra's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat that one day she went to the beach, jumped in the water and the whales said “WE ARE FAMILY”

Cassandra's Momma Joke:

yo so ugly that when you were born the doctor looked at yo but and yo face and said “TWINS”

it's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate was an apoligy from the trojan factory

robed's Momma Joke:

your mamas like burger king you can have your way

sophie's Momma Joke:

………… yhh that joke wwas quite good …. but not as good as your mom was last night

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

You momma is so fat that she ioasdfiosdfaiojsdf

pavel tretjakov's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so fat that she looks like mine.

Pavel's Momma Joke:

your mum is so fat that she made the whole country starve to death

Livvi's Momma Joke:

yO MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE STEPED ON THE OCEAN BEACH THE WHALES SAID “WE R FAMILY EVEN KNOW UR FATTER THAN ME!!!!!!!!!!!

TUP@C's Momma Joke:

YO MOMM@ SO FAT WHEN SHE WHERES A YELLOW RAIN COAT PEOPLE SAY T@Xi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TUP@C

anonyomous lad's Momma Joke:

yo mommas so old she farts out dust. yo momma so dumb she called the fire brigade to water her plants. yo momma so dumb she called the ambulance for a plaster. yo mommas armpits are so hairy it looks like shes got 2 gorillas under her armpits!!!!!!!!!!!

HmmmmILoveRyan's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat wen she went on the beach people ran round her and shouted free willy!
yo mama is so fat wen she went in the ocean spain went over to claim there new land

JUAN's Momma Joke:

YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED AT THE EMINEM FACTORY FOR THROWING AWAY ALL THE W’S

JUAN's Momma Joke:

YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE TRIED PUTING EMINEMS IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER

JUAN's Momma Joke:

YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE TRIED PUTING SKITTLES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER

scrappy loc's Momma Joke:

yo momma iz so fat she masterbates with a cookbook

edwindaclown's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so poor da only channels she got on her T.V iz off and on!!

edwindaclown's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so stupid she got lost in the food isle at the store and starved to deth

edwindaclown's Momma Joke:

yo mamma iz so fat it took a bulldozer to get her out my doorway!!

edwindaclown's Momma Joke:

yo mamma iz so old her breast milk iz powder

jon's Momma Joke:

yo mama’s
so fat
she’s fat
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

jon's Momma Joke:

i did your mom
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ?

jon's Momma Joke:

i did your mom
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat sh sat on an xbox and made it turn into a game cube

spider girl's Momma Joke:

yo momma used food stamps so much that the company put her face on the card!

silla's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so skinny that she can hula hoop threw a cheerio!

silla's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so fat that when she jumped down the grand canyon she got stuck!

silla's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so fat that she fell off both sides of the bed!

silla's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so old that she dreams reruns!

silla's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so old that i told her to act her age then she dropped dead!

silla's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so dumb that she put lipgloss on her forhead so she could make-up her mind!

silla's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so poor that she cant even pay attention!

silla's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so fat that she stepped on a scale and the scale said “to be continued”

silla's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so dam fugly that she when was walking down the alley and the devil popped out and said ” i dios mio”

Gioze From South Yarra's Momma Joke:

Yo Mamma Is So Dumb, She Failed A Survey

brittney's Momma Joke:

yo moma is so fat she makes onions cry

$$-DJ J3R3M@T!C-$$'s Momma Joke:

Yo momma is like a fukin brick, she is really flat an both sides and she gets laid by beeners evry day!! ur mom is a bitch… yo momma got kicked out of red lobster because she was pourin salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh!! lolzz

Hood White Boy's Momma Joke:

Yo Mommas Teeth So Yellow When She Close Her Mouth Her Stomach Lights Up

Hood White Boy's Momma Joke:

Yo Momma Is Like A Dog Anything Can Hump Her

Hood White Boy's Momma Joke:

Yo Momma So Ugly She Heard The Mtv Producers Sayin They Should Start A Pimp My Face

Hood White Boy's Momma Joke:

Yo Momma So Fat She Hurdles Skyscrapers

Hood White Boy's Momma Joke:

Yo Momma So Fat She Jumped Ova Wal-Mart, Tripped Ova K-Mart, And Landed On Target

Hood White Boy's Momma Joke:

Yo Momma So Fat At The End Of The Day She Has To Pick Planes Outta Her Hair

Hood White Boy's Momma Joke:

Yo Momma So Stupid Wen She Went To A Party And Sumone Yelled “The Roof Is On Fire” She Stopped,Dropped,And Rolled

AYO's Momma Joke:

YO MOMMA IS SO POOR I ASKED HER CAN I USE THE BATHROOM,SHE SAID’ PICK A CORNER’

Kodak Williams's Momma Joke:

Yo momma’s like the town bycicle, everyone gets a ride

yo momma's Momma Joke:

yo momma so stupid she stop at a stop sing and waited till it said go yo momma so stupid she trip over a wireless phone yo momma so fat we had to run around her for a marathon yo momma so fat i rolled over her twice and got lost i beat all of yall so stfu

mason's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.

mason's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat she jumped up and got stuck.

mason's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat her blood type is dorito+

Alex's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a wireless phone.

mason's Momma Joke:

yo mama so ugly if i had a dog that looked like her i’d shave its butt and make it walk backwards.

Alex's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat she can only go places with double wide doors!!!

Salem's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat she sits in a monster truck and makes it a low rider!!!

Alex's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat she walked in these rich white peoples house and they said get out we don’t have earthquake insuraunce.

Alex's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat someone said they would give her $100 to jump up but she could’t do it.

Alex's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat she jumped in the ocean and then whales started singing(We ain’t family cause you are way fatter than me.)

Don’t copyright this joke!!!

Alex's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so hairy she make King Kong look bald!!!

porshia AKA lil mama's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stupid she bark at a cat and then ask the cat to bark back

yo mama is so fat that this kid was walking down the street with a pice chicken she grab the boy chicken and tried to run off

yo mama is so stupid that she call a coumpter a toater

yo mama is so ugly that when she ask usher to marry her he said if you had a pretty side he would marry both

porshia AKA lil mama's Momma Joke:

hay yall call me if you want so yo mama jokes
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Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat when god said there be light he told your mom to move fat ass out of the way

-Mexicana-'s Momma Joke:

Tu ama esta bien pendeja, y tan puta que va pa la sanbernardo en pelotas pa vender chicles y panocha

-Mexicana-'s Momma Joke:

la mama de Raul ta tan chingona y tan apestosa que…que qada ves que pasa por mi le vento un perfume que disinfecta.

-Mexicana-'s Momma Joke:

HI RUBBER MAN

-Mexicana-'s Momma Joke:

Raul es tan maricon que no sabe que dicir cuando le cagan el palo…..

gtr's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat she fell in love an broke it!!

hairy's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid she had to climb over a glass wall to see what was on the other side! LOL

-Mexicana-'s Momma Joke:

YO MOMMA IS SO WOBBLY EVERY TIME SHE WALKS SHE SLAPS SOME ONE IN THE FACE WITH HER ASS

J.Dog's Momma Joke:

Yo mooma’s so fat that when she went swimmin’ in the ocean the whales started singin’ “We are family”!

matt's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat when i was raping her i had to go over speed bumps

phifeboy's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so fat I’ve known her all my life … and I still haven’t seen ALL of her!
Yo momma so stupid She has to ask for help to use hamburger helper
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo momma so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo momma so dumb she returned a jigsaw puzzle, complaining it was broken.

alexlanderos22's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so old that when she walked into an antique store, they kept her.

alexlanderos22's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is so dumb that she returned a donut saying it was rriped.
Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo mama is so fat that her shadow weighs 100 pounds.
Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama is so old that her driver’s licence is in hiroglyphics.
Yo mama is so short that you can see her feet on her i.d.
Yo mama is so old that she still owes moses a quarter.

alexlanderos22's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is so fat that she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on four quartes she made it a dollar.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on a quarte a booger popped out of George Washington’s nose.
Yo mama is so dumb that she watches the three stooges and takes note.
Yo mama is so dumb that she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama is so scary that she can scare the moss off a rock.

stephen's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid a sign said disney left and she went home

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

YO MAMA IS SO FAT SHE WENT TO THE BEACH AND SHE SAID FREE WILLY

shooopy's Momma Joke:

yo mama’s so fat when she sat on a quarter a booger popped out of george washingtons nose
yo mama’s so fat when she went to a resturant she looked at the menu and said…”ok”
yo mama’s so fat she has to pull down her pants to get in her pocket
yo mama’s so fat the national weather channel gave a name for each one of her farts
yo mama’s so ugly she went to a beauty sallon and it took 3 hours for just n estimate
yo mama’s so old when i told her “act her own age she died”

the best jokes...'s Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stupid she put to quarters to her ears started shaking her head n said im listenin to 50 cent..
yo mamas teeth are so yellow wen she closes her mouth her stomach glowes

maddie:DD's Momma Joke:

yo momma is soo stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.?
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maddie:DD's Momma Joke:

yo momma is soo stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.

me's Momma Joke:

ohh, that was a dirty crack. Speaking of dirty cracks, how is yo mama? Just kidding, that was a low blow. Anyway hows yo sista?

AARON A's Momma Joke:

Yo Mommas so stupid went to the grocery store, got lost and starved to death

AARON A's Momma Joke:

yo mommas so fat she used the highway as a slip n slide

AARON A's Momma Joke:

Yo Mommas so fat that when she left the airport people thought they had missed thier plane

AARON A's Momma Joke:

yo mommas so fat that when she went past a bus stop people thought thier bus was arriving

CJ JOHNSON's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so old she took driven lesssins on a dinosaur

CJ JOHNSON's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so huge & fat ppl thought she was a buss

CJ JOHNSON's Momma Joke:

yo mam is so ugly she makes mikel jakkson lok beaudiful

CJ JOHNSON's Momma Joke:

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o mama so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade

pennies's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a blood test and failed!

pennies's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so fat dora cant even explore her!

pennies's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so fat she went to the beach to get a tan and the sun burnt out!

pennies's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so poor I walked through her front door, tripped and hit my head on the back fence!

pennies's Momma Joke:

YO momma so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag!

pennies's Momma Joke:

You know what? i should not even be talking about yo momma because i dont even know the man!

pennies's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so fat she cant even jump into conclusion!

pennies's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so poor she cant even afford to pay attention!

pennies's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so ugly, quasimoto would not date her

pennies's Momma Joke:

I feel sorry for the sucker that had to mary yo momma, especially if it was a man, witch it probably is not!

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so dumb when someone said here look at this Van Gogh, shes like ” WHERE WHERE’D HE GO?

AARON A's Momma Joke:

yo momma so ugly she made a mirror cry

badboy14's Momma Joke:

your momma is so stupid that when she sees a school bus full of white kids she says “come back twinke come back”

yannababy's Momma Joke:

yo mama so short i can see her feet in her driver licence picture
yo mama so ugly she tricker treeetz ova da phone

JOHHNY's Momma Joke:

YO MOMMA IS SO POOR THEY HAVE HER ON A FOOD STAMP

culo cagado's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so ugly at when she went to the ugliest people contest they said sorry no proffesionals allowed

okokk's Momma Joke:

you noe wat u shouldnt be talkin about mommas cuz u dont even noe them………………………..bitchez

okokkooppmvcxnvgdfgcvhbjn's Momma Joke:

culo cagado do u have a myspace?

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Yo mom

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

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Anonymous's Momma Joke:

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bob the buildeer poo's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is fat

t(o.ot)'s Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so fat,stupid,poor,ugly,horny,gay, and …aioshgil;hwrsguswugvsafkl

1's Momma Joke:

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Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momma so stupid shez stupid

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so cool she lyks cheese and mushroom,even god could get it light…riko

e nd a nd i's Momma Joke:

your mama is so stupid she wears camouflage with pink nd brown boots….
Your mama is stupid she got stung by a bee…..

to all yo's Momma Joke:

Ed EDD n EDDY……Short tempered freak,over sensitive,jerry was talking,lolly pop remix sucks…you are dismissed,time out ova,i wuv you wiko..dis line is not safe..am useing da mushroom code…hope you get it.

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momma b a fat ass

yo momma's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat her food pyramid includes other food pyramids

yo momma's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat her cereal bowl comes with 3 life guards

yo momma's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat and dumb it took her 3 hourds to choose wether she wanted the chicken wing or the cicken wing and after the 7th hr she chose the chicken wing.

yo momma's Momma Joke:

I’m catchin wind I’m catchin wind

akdj1227's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat she never got picked on because gossip couldnt get around her

akdj1227's Momma Joke:

yo moma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it never came back

akdj1227's Momma Joke:

yo momma so skinny she rung my doorbell i openned the door and i couldnt see no body until i closed the door a heard a scream

akdj1227's Momma Joke:

your moms american idol. I believe i can fry chicken nuggets and a plate of fries i think about it every night and day chicken nuggets and a fish fillay i believe in stealing beef thats why i became a calorie theif i believe i can fry i believe i can fryyyyyy i believe i can fryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

akdj1227's Momma Joke:

yo momma so dumb she thought she spelled racecar backwards.

angel's Momma Joke:

yo mamma soooo ugly when you were born instead of the doc slapping you.. you slaped yo mamma

Chase's Momma Joke:

yo momma so poor i saw her kiking a can around and i askd her wat she was doing she said moving

P_dizzle's Momma Joke:

these jokes suck!!!!!
like your mother

fred's Momma Joke:

yo mamas so fat when she eventually got in the lift she pressed it to go up and it went down

Taryn's Momma Joke:

Yo momma’s so black she was counted absent in night school.

kiki said's Momma Joke:

yo mama hair so short she curl it wit rice

PIMPBOI's Momma Joke:

Yo mamas so fat, she makes sumo wrestler look anorexic

PIMPBOI's Momma Joke:

yo mamas so fat, when a schoolbus passes, she yells, “Stop that twinkie!”

PIMPBOI's Momma Joke:

Yo mamas so fat she makes #232 aka Taryn look anorexic

PIMPBOI's Momma Joke:

F**K YOU #232 you can suck ur moms d**K

$up@ m@n's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so fat she fell off both sides of the bed
yo mamma is so ugly she through a boomerang and it never came back
yo mamma is so harry that she has corn rows on her nipples
yo mamma is so harry that it looks like she has buchwheat in a head lock

Juan's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat she uses a mirror to see her pussy

Sergio's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is so hairy she got afros on her nipples

leshite's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for petrol
yo mama is so strong she can drink peanut butter!

leshite's Momma Joke:

yo mommma is so strong she can drink peanut butter

Stefanie's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so fat she put a thong on 3 years ago and she still cant find it

jase's Momma Joke:

yo mamma soooo lonley that da only thing she can get is a vibrating dildos

jd's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so fat that when she went to n.y.c.docks they thought the titanic arived

jd's Momma Joke:

roses are red violets are black yo mammas chest is as flat as her back

Hunter's Momma Joke:

You momma is so fat, she masturbates to a cookbook.

CHRIS's Momma Joke:

Yo Momma Is So Stuped That She Thought That Fruit Punch Was A Gay Boxer

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo sister is so ugly that zach scoles didn’t even want to date her

larry's Momma Joke:

yo momma so stupid,when she sat on the toilet the toilet said abc,123 get yo fat ass off of me

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is so stupid………she had you!!

twister's Momma Joke:

yo mamas so fat that when she went in an elovater she didnt even have to prees a button before she went down

twister's Momma Joke:

yo mommas so stupid that when she got locked in a bathroom she pised in her pance

twister's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat that when she went to in and out she couldnt get in or out

yo listin to this's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat when she measured at 38-26-36 and that was just her left arm!!

Edris's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is so fat she tripped over Wal-Mart and hit Target

Tanner's Momma Joke:

your mommas like a vaccum she sucks, blows, and gets laid in a closet

nw3 3ht's Momma Joke:

your momma so fat her name is rosie

person's Momma Joke:

yo momma so poor when i rang the doorbellshe had to yell out the window “ding dong”

Darrin's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat when so went into the ocean she made a tsumani

darrin's Momma Joke:

tonight is you

Person's Momma Joke:

your momma so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl

Person's Momma Joke:

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darrin's Momma Joke:

yo momma so poor i saw her walking down the street and she had one show i asked lost a show she said nope just found one

darrin's Momma Joke:

*shoe

darrin's Momma Joke:

my mama ia so stupid shes stupid
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matt's Momma Joke:

Im a retard

Saul's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so fat when she sat on a rainbow, Richard Simons popped out!!

drilon's Momma Joke:

yo mama so ugly and stupid she looked in the mirror and started laughing

drilon's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat god couldn’t lift her spirit

jose's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stupid she reterned a jigsaw puzzle because she thought it was broken

jose's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so poor when i steped on the cigar she said,” don’t turn off the heater.”

Supaman's Momma Joke:

Yo Momma is so fat she had to get baptized at Seaworld

ms. m's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so fat it took her ten minytes to role around

ms. m's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so stupid she shaved the dog and when i asked why she said she wass makin a hot dog

Taylor's Momma Joke:

yo mommas so hairy when she had you you got carpet burnt

Pretty som'thin's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so ugly i took her into a haunted house and she came out with a job application

Pretty som'thin's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid the she tried to put m&m’s in alpabetical order

Pretty som'thin's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat the only place she could fit in was walmart

Pretty som'thin's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stink the only dis I wan’t to give her is disinfectant

Pretty som'thin's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat she farted in the gulf of mexico and thats what caused hurricane Katrina

YoungMaestro69's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is so black, that other people’s shadows play racial discrimination on her!

YoungMaestro69's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid, she got stabbed in a shootout!

yalla's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so ugly god said hide her

jordan's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat that when she fliked a buger it crused my car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pretty som'thin's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so ugly even yo daddy won’t break her don

Regan Nay Nay's Momma Joke:

Yo Momma so stupid she thought Moby Dick was an STD.

Jackie Chavez's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so stupid she sat on a dick and sucked it then realized it was a flamin hot cheeto

Lil_patterson212's Momma Joke:

Yo Momma is so fat, that when she was walking, she tripped and fell and tried not to laugh but the ground started cracking up.

D-pryde N Dou's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stupid she missed bus 44 so she took bus 22 twice

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D-pryde N JReyez's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so stupid the door bell rang she went to the microwave and hello is my burritto ther

yo mama king*****'s Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stupid, she returned a puzzle because she thought it was broken.yo mama is so ugly she needs 2 bags 2 cover her face.ur mama is so fat i woke up and she was eating dinner.yo mama is so old she went bowling wit moses.yo mama is so stupid she thought solda boy was in the army.yo mama is so fat her hips dont lie.yo mamas boobs r so big she joined playboy.yo mama is so fat she sat on a quarter and a buger came out of washingtons nose on the quarter.yo mama is so dumb she thought there was a tornado when a rock hit her car window.yo mama is so stupid she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.yo mama is so dumb she stopped at a stop sighn and waited 4 it 2 say go.yo mama is so stupid i told her to give me a push up and she gave me a push pop.(these jokes arent to be said to sombodys mom 4 real)

KJ HEYYY's Momma Joke:

all right then check this shit out:
^^ yo mammas so fat she stuck a battery up her ass and sed “i got da powa”"!!!!!!
oh and heres another one:
yo mammas so flat that she was jealous of the wall!! LMFAO

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

to mama is so fat and stupid when i rang the dor bell she checked the microwave

Jordan's Momma Joke:

Yo mamas like a hardware store, 10 cents a screw

Jordan's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid, she locked her keys in a motorcycle

Jordan's Momma Joke:

yo mama is soo old, when someone said act your age…she died

Jordan's Momma Joke:

yo mamas like a vacuum cleaner, good for nothin but suckin and blowing

Jordan's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat you have to roll over 2 times just to get off the bitch

Jordan's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so dirty, she wipes her feet before going outside

Jordan's Momma Joke:

yo mama is soo ugly that when she was little, she wasnt afraid of the monster under the bed… the monster under the bed was afraid of her

paige's Momma Joke:

Yo mama’s so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl!

Jordan's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat that when she takes the bus she sits next to everybody

eyt56's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said sorry we don’t do livestock

mussab's Momma Joke:

your mom is so ugly when she went to go party outside evryone thought it was haloween

Jordan's Momma Joke:

yo momma so ugly when she was born her parents named her shit happends

Your Name Here's Momma Joke:

Your mommas so ugly when she went to a mutant facility not even they would look at her

sosoawesomelyawesome12's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so short, she jumped off the curb 2 commit suicide

mylvidas's Momma Joke:

my momma is so fat when she wore blue jeans people thought she was an ocean

nicholas's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so thin that when she took tomato juice she looked like a thermometer

nicholas's Momma Joke:

yo mommas so dumb that when she bought a fanta she squeezed it to check if it was ripe.

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

chuck norris once pissed in a cup and gave it 2 a homeless person
we now no this as the beverage red bull

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is so fatthat she uses a matress as a tampon

supdog's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is so fat she uses a matress as a tampon!

supdog's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is so fat, when she moons people they turn into werewolves

i said's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so ghetto when she breast feeds…koolaid comes out

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so black nad her teeth are so yellow, her face looks like a pittsburg steeler helmet!

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow and black shirt, people yell TAXI!

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat when we look @ her private area we get her mixed with a guy!

Jordan's Momma Joke:

yo mama is soo ugly, that when she was born her mom said what treasure and her dad said ya, lets go bury it

Donovan's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat when she fell i aint wanna laugh but tha ground was crackin up

jayda's Momma Joke:

yo moma so poor that i step on a peace of ice and she said why u broke my air condition

awsome yo moma person's Momma Joke:

yo moma so old she still owes mosis a dollar,yo moma so ugly her father brings her 2 work everyday just so he dosent hve 2 kiss her good bye

Lucas Radojcin's Momma Joke:

Yo moma so disgusting when i asked her whats for dinner she spread her legs and said crabs, (take this and you die)

udevel's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so hariy the only langueg she speaks is wooki ddddd

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

xzdsrfehs eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Emily's Momma Joke:

Your mama is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 mintutes before you do.

Jessica Qiu's Momma Joke:

Yo mamma such a hore, she like a carpet, can’t wait to be laid!

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momma so ugly she went on a date with leatherface n he was da one running

hicks's Momma Joke:

yo mom’s like a video game rated E for every one

hicks's Momma Joke:

your mom is like a door knob every one gets a turn

hicks's Momma Joke:

yo mom’s like a vacume she sucks,she blows, n gets laid in the corner

hicks's Momma Joke:

yo moms so fat she’s fatter than kung fu panda

tyler's Momma Joke:

yomommas teeth are so yellow that when she walked in to church they started singing let it shine let it shine

tyler's Momma Joke:

yomomma so fat her middle name is are u going to eat that

tyler's Momma Joke:

yomomma teeth so yellow when she walked outside she put the sun out of bussiness

tyler's Momma Joke:

yomomma so fat that shebroke her leg and gravy started pouring out

tyler's Momma Joke:

yomomma has a glass leg and she uses windex for lotion

Your moma is so cheap that she didnt want to pay for an abortian so now im stuck paying child support's Momma Joke:

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Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama so poor she she crossed the road ror a penny and when she was crossing the road she got hit by a semi and said ‘who threw that rock’.

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mamas so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for indecent exposure

panda's Momma Joke:

yo mamas so old you told her to act her age so she rolled over and died

panda's Momma Joke:

YO MAMAS SO FAT SHES ON BOTH SIDES OF THE FAMILY HA HA

WACKA's Momma Joke:

YOU ALL ARE SO STUPID GET A FREAKEN LIFE YOU FAT HOGS

WACKA's Momma Joke:

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erhee5g6's Momma Joke:

f*ck yo momma!

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat she can get fat off of eating tic tacs - alone

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

when yo mama went on a seafood diet, the ocean called and said they were running out of fish

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama so ugly when you were born, you climbed back in

TRAPPER's Momma Joke:

YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID WHEN SHE WAS ON A HOTPOCKETS ADVERTISEMENT COMMERCIAL SHE WOULDN’T SAY ANYTHING SO I PUT A LIT MATCH IN EACH OF HER POCKETS AND THEN SHE STARTED YELLING !!!! HOT POCKETS!!!!

TRAPPER's Momma Joke:

YO MOMMA IS SO SHORT WHEN SHE WAS IN THE PARKING LOT SHE HELD A SIGN UP AND IT WAS SAYING DO NOT SPIT BECAUSE I CAN’T SWIM!

TRAPPER's Momma Joke:

YO MOMMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE STEPPED ON A SCALE IT SAID TO BE CONTINUED!

TRAPPER's Momma Joke:

YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID THAT WHEN SHE STUCK TWO TRIPLE AA BATTERIES UP HER BUTT AND SAID “I GOT THE POWER”!!!!!

TRAPPER's Momma Joke:

YO MAMMA SO POOR THAT YOUR FAMILY HAD TO EAT CORNFLAKES WITH A FORK TO SAVE MILK!!!!

TRAPPER's Momma Joke:

YO MAMMA SO ULGY THAT SHE PUT BOOGIE MAN OUT OF BUSINESS!!!!

TRAPPER's Momma Joke:

YO MAMMA SO UGLY SHE MAKES MICHAEL JACKSON LOOK LIKE BRAD PITT!!!!

TRAPPER's Momma Joke:

YO MAMMA’S BREATH IS SO BAD THAT WHEN SHE PUT A TIC-TAC IN HER MOUTH IT POPPED OUT AND GAVE HER A RESTRAINING ORDER!!!!

Stephanie's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stupid, she brought an umbrella to see purple rain!!

Stephanie's Momma Joke:

i know all of my jokes are way better than any of yall’s jokes

Stephanie's Momma Joke:

yo mama has three tongues, she talks like this, like this, like this!!

Stephanie's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid dat i came up to her front door and i said let me in and she opened the door and pulled down her pants!!

Stephanie's Momma Joke:

yo mama so ugly, she got a perscription mirror!!

Stephanie's Momma Joke:

yo mama so black her dandruff is coco puffs!!

Stephanie's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat that wen she wuz singing the song “ICE BOX” she sang “i got this LUNCHBOX where my heart used to be!!

Stephanie's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so poor, she put a milkshake on layaway!!

Stephanie's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stupid and fat that she kept trying to put cheese on my dad, cuz he’s a cracker!!

Stephanie's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stupid she ran into the living room cuz she heard the world wuz going to end!!

Stephanie's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stupid and fat that she thought BERNIE MAC wuz a new BIG MAC at mcdonalds!!

run dmc's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so the back of her ligs look like hotdogs

run dmc's Momma Joke:

legs look like hot dogs

run dmc's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so dumb she put m and ms in order

mylvidas's Momma Joke:

my dick is so small that i always piss on my balls.

mylvidas's Momma Joke:

my mama is so small and hairy we accidentelly used her to wash the public toilets……..i think she liked it anyways.

pavel's Momma Joke:

myilvidas’s mum is so dumb she thought green bubble gum wasn’t ripe

tiff's Momma Joke:

Your momma is so fat sheswent to say ballin but she said bacon instesd

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so fat that when she went out in high heels she came back in flip flops.

yo mamma so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma

Lalala.'s Momma Joke:

Yo mama so ugly when she went to an ugly contest they said sorry no professionals.

???'s Momma Joke:

Yo mama’s head is so big when she goes to sleep instead of dreaming she watches movies.

Ana Quiroz from PLANO!!'s Momma Joke:

yo mama so hairy you almost died of a rugburn at birth.
yo mama so old that she farts dust.

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

your momma so fat shea fat

anon's Momma Joke:

Yo mama’s so stupid. when she went to see The Killers she thought she was gonna die

Adz's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so poor tht when i walked on the sidewalk and stepped on an ant, she said, “NO, YOU KILLED THE FAMILY PET!”

Adz's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so stupid she got lost in her own house.

Adz's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!

Adz's Momma Joke:

Yo mamma so skinny that she turned sideways and disappeared.

Adz's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat that when she stepped on the scales, it gave a mobile phone number.

Adz's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat that when she went to a theme park, the guests try to ride HER!!! :-|)

Adz's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat that when she stepped on scales it said ‘to be continued’!

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so fat that when she stepped on the weight scale it said, to be continued

paresh's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so ghetto she breastfed you with weed tea

Captain Hooker's Momma Joke:

Your momma is so fat when she seen a bus full of white kids turning the corner she yelled “Give me my twinky back!!”

Captain Hooker's Momma Joke:

Your momma’s legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky!

Captain Hooker's Momma Joke:

Your momma is so old when she went to school there was no history!

Captain Hooker's Momma Joke:

Your momma so stupid when she was making chocolate chip cookies you saw m & m shells on the ground!

Captain Hooker's Momma Joke:

Your momma is like a hockey team she only changes her pads every 3 periods!

Captain Hooker's Momma Joke:

Your momma is so fat when she went to the beach a whale came up and started singing ” We are family”!!

Captain Hooker's Momma Joke:

your momma is so fat when she went on a carousel the horses were limpin for a week!!

Captain Hooker's Momma Joke:

Your mommas so ugly when she was born the doctor didnt know what end to slap!!

Captain Hooker's Momma Joke:

Your momma is so stupid she went down a one way street the cops stop here and said ” your going the wrong way on a one way street” she said “well im only going one way”

Captain Hooker's Momma Joke:

your momma ha so much ear wax she used it as a candle!!

Captain Hooker's Momma Joke:

Your momma”s stomach is so big her belly-button is the size of the grand canyon

Captain Hooker's Momma Joke:

Your momma’s legs are so hairy they have lice!!

Captain Hooker's Momma Joke:

Yur momma is so short you can see her feet in her driver’s liscence.!!

Captain Hooker's Momma Joke:

Your momma is so fat NASA wanted to us her to patch the hole in the Ozone layer!!

Captain Hooker's Momma Joke:

Your momma is so fat because her mom put her on a seefod diet” when she saw food she ate it!!

ralph's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

...'s Momma Joke:

yo mama’s so ugly that when she entered a ugly competition, they said “sorry no professionals”

bbmcp's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so fat,ulgy and stupid she gave birth to u

creig's Momma Joke:

this joke sight is so gay just like all those uther jokes

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mamas so thick, whe filling in a letter it said ”dont write below this line” she wrote ”o.k”

sup's Momma Joke:

yo mom is so stupid she tryed tp put m&m’s in order

dylan's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid she cimed over a see throujh wall to see what was at the
ahther side

yo mama's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is s poor that 1 day i saw her kicking a can down the road and i asked hee wat she was doing and she siad moving!!!!!!

Yo mama is so poor that i seen her digging in the garbage truck and asked her what she was doing and she said grocery shopping!!!!

Yo mama is so fat then when she sits around the around the house!!!!

Yo mama is ugly that her mama had to tie a steah around her so that the dog would play with her!!!!

micah's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat i had to 3 way call on the phone but it was me and her

micah's Momma Joke:

yo momma has more crust on her lips than a bucket of fried chicken

micah's Momma Joke:

yo momma so short she does pullups on a staple!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

micah's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so poor i went in her house one day got a paper plate and she said dont take the good dishes!

micah's Momma Joke:

yo momma teeth so yellow i sung grilz and i was talking to yo momma

micah's Momma Joke:

yo momma breath so hot it was winter and she breated on me i said summer came this early

micah's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so poor we went hiking she found sticks i said what you doing she said i am making a house

micah's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so stupid she dont know she stupid

micah's Momma Joke:

i will sing lookin boy to yo ugly momma

micah's Momma Joke:

i got ranch dressing on my
dress lookin girl

micah's Momma Joke:

yo momma fat she dont take pictures she take poster

CaL's Momma Joke:

Yur mamma so dumb she got locked in a safe and still came out poor!!

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat she put on a yellow raincoat and people start calling TAXI!!!

klarc's Momma Joke:

your momma so fat her arms can’t move but guess what her stomach can

micah's Momma Joke:

yo momma so poor i went in her house 3 roaches trip me and take my wallet

micah's Momma Joke:

god dont like ugly but yo momma is so ugly

micah's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat she hula hooped arond the saturn ring

micah's Momma Joke:

yo momma so poor burgulars brake in her house and leave money

micah's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat she take showers in yhe rain

micah's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat she ate everything of the dollar menu and was steal hungry

micah's Momma Joke:

yuo momma so fat she ate everything at golden corral and put them out of buisness

micah's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat golden corral makes lots of money when she eats there

rehana's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid she dyed her blond hair blond

sammy's Momma Joke:

ur mamaz so fat wen she wnt 2 malcom x she wore a shirt that read x n dey tryd 2 land d helicopter on er

beat dat …<3 2kaii8

brianna's Momma Joke:

yo mommas lika a dinosaur big fat and love to eat fat

ashleigh-louise's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so FAT when she was wearing a yellow rain coat people shouted TAXII
Yo mama so FAT when she went in the sea,, scientists said the had found a new world
Yo mama so FAT when she lays down and people sit on her belly,, your ears pop

YO YO YO's Momma Joke:

YO MAMA MAYBE GAY,,,BT NOT AS GAY AS THE TWAT READIN THIS JOKE

ASHLEIGH's Momma Joke:

YO MAMAZ SOO POOR I WALKED ON HER DOORMAT N SHE TOLD ME NOT 2 GO UPSTAIRS

YO MAMZ SO FAT WHEN SHE GETS IN THE CAR SHE HAS 2 GET BK OUT 2 TURN THE RADIO ON BUT WHEN SHE GETS BAK IN HER FAT CUVERS THE SPEAKERS

YO MAMAZ SO FAT SHE IRONS HER NIKERS ON THE DRIVE WAY N SHE DUNT WEAR CLOTHES COZ THEY ANT GOT NONE IN A SIZE 14697867326 Z

BEAT THT LOOOOOOOZAS

angila's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stinky she made right guard turn left!!!!!!

Bri's Momma Joke:

Yo moma so stupid she tried to steal free sneakers!

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mommas so fat that her belly button has an echo.

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo your brothertnces onmamma so fat she bou

joey sanchez's Momma Joke:

Your mamas so stupid she was born on indepence day and can’t remember when her bithday is

joey sanchez's Momma Joke:

your mama so stupid she got stbbed in a shootout

Alejandra & Antonio's Momma Joke:

UR MOMMA SO HARRY SHE HAS AN AFROA IN HET NIPPLE!!!

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama is the best

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama is a bitch.. like a female dog pussy

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama so beautiful she make me cry when i look into her eyes.. i catch a glimpse of heaven.. i never want to let her go. cause she so pretty

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama.. she ugly.. also, she not pretty, plus she stupid.. in addition.. she retarded.. in summary.. yo mama is a lesbian

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so ugly.. she makes nicole look pretty
OUCH

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

hi everyone
my name is data
i am sleeping on a couch right now
and watching the cubs game! GO CUBS.
yo mama is a bitch. im not.. cause im a male dog.

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

hi beth

lil miami's Momma Joke:

yo momma so ghetto when she breast fed kool-aid came out

lil miami's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stupid she thought a quarter-back was an income tax refund

y mommas so fat's Momma Joke:

yomomma so fat dat its just aint funny

y mommas so fat's Momma Joke:

lasharna

tim robinson's Momma Joke:

2your mummas so fat she is gay
like ya daddy

y mommas so fat's Momma Joke:

james luvs hayley

yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo5's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so stupid wen she went to the super bowl she brought milk

yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo5's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so stupid wen she went to the clippers game she brought siscors

yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo5's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so stupid wen she went to the celtics game she brought a sword and killed everyone now shes in jail…… wait just in, there was no cell big enough for yo mamma so there building a new one its 2X bigger than the original and it’s only one cell will it hold yo mamma the world may never know

Beautiful than's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so fat she got her own area code!!!

jonny and jodie's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so old tutan karmun looks young comapred to her

Z-Z The Tiger's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so fat she went to the zoo the zoo keeper said”A Gorilla escaped”

Z-Z The Tiger's Momma Joke:

your mama so gay she makes Micheal Jackson look straghter then the Empire State Building

assymcgee's Momma Joke:

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmomma

hi ppl's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat they have to grease the door and hold a twinky on the other side for her to get out of the house.

hi ppl's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat when she sits around the house SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!!!!!!

hi ppl's Momma Joke:

yo momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

bullzeye's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so poor when someone said they wanted to watch t.v. she said sorry were out of crayons.

G O WUT's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so stupid when she was going to disneyland it said disneyland left so she turned around and went back home!!!

G O WUT's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so fat they had to take her to the hospital in a tow truck…

micah's Momma Joke:

yo momma so dirty i saw her cleaning he car i said what u doing she said u trying to catch me dirty

micah's Momma Joke:

yo momma so musty she made a speed stick slow down

anon's Momma Joke:

these jokes suck

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

your mam is so fat she can host the olimpics on her left arse cheek

babiigurl47's Momma Joke:

Yo mamma is like a nail always gettin hammered

BeautyDreamer16's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is soooo fat her skin stretches like spendex under and then… it ripes into many pieces

Kvt Beauty's Momma Joke:

Yo Mama so FAT daht she made Weight Watchers Blind..

sexyblack's Momma Joke:

yo mama so ugly when she walked threw the hallways the walls said on hell nae

alicia's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stupid she use make up to make her mind

looooooooool

dude's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat that when she sat on a quarter a booger came out washington’s nose

Kisame's Momma Joke:

Yo mam is so fat when she walked infront of the window we lost 100 days of light

yaszmiinnn--duhh's Momma Joke:

ya momma so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping of the curb

ya mommas theme song is ‘we are family, burger-king mcdonalds and me

ya mommas house is so small we ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside

yaszmiinnn--duhh's Momma Joke:

moree-

ya mommas so hairy she got afro’s on her nipples

ya momma so poor i walked through the front door and triiped over the back yard fence

ya mommas so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

ya momma so fat if she walks to long she starts sweating cooking oil

ya mommas so ugly she gets maced by rapist

yaszmiinnn--duhh's Momma Joke:

keepin themm comingg-

ya momma so poor she recycles tolit paper

ya momma so dumb she called you a son-of-a-bitch

ya momma so stupid she saw a sign that said wet cement,so she did

Yo mama is so stupid, she ate two Weight Watchers dinners so she’d lose twice as much weight.

ya momma so cheap she sat on a bucket when she was pregnant,to save water

Yo momma is so dumb she climbed over a glass window to see what was on the other side!

Yo momma is so dumb she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!

ya momma so fat her bath tub has stretch marks

anyssa's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fake she makes barbie look real

Someone's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so ugly, her mama got morning sickness-after she was born!
Yo mama so ugly when she was born, her mama named her: “S*** happens!”
Yo mama so fat when she was sitting on the beach, Greenpeace tried to push her into the ocean.

Bobby's Momma Joke:

Your mama is so poor, when someone steps on a cigarette butt, she says “Hey! who turned out the heat!”
Your mama is so poor, when shes out on the street kicking a tin can around, someone asks her what shes doing, and she says moving.
Your mama so dumb, when someone asks her to go to Wal-Mart, she asks if they sell walls there

egmegh's Momma Joke:

your moms so ugly she made a o

nion cry

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama teeth so black she spits yoo hoo

gemma's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat when she was sunbaking , the other swimmers said :free the whale…,yo mama so dumb her boyfriend wanted to have sex and they did and the nest morning he was missing in her fat..lolzz

daniel's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat that she shaggred a dog

david's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat i lickd her pussy flo den der was a explosion wen i cummed in her fat

keith's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so fat she’s taller lying down then when she’s standing up:D

keith's Momma Joke:

yo mamma’s so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved;)

keith's Momma Joke:

yo mamma’s so stupid she stole free samples:}

emospartan's Momma Joke:

yo momma so poor she leaves toilet paper out to drie

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so old that when she went to take a shower and she lifted her breast up, one of the pilgrims fell out.

cliff's Momma Joke:

yo

Will's Momma Joke:

Yo Mama is so fat that once I saw her walking down the sidewalk holding a pig. I asked her where she got the pig and the pig said, ” I won her in a raffle.”

CHRIS STORER's Momma Joke:

your momma is so fat when she les down people think she is a speed bump

CHRIS STORER's Momma Joke:

your momma is so ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out with an application form

CHRIS STORER's Momma Joke:

your momma is so stupid she sucked off a man instead off licking out a girl

CHRIS STORER's Momma Joke:

yo moma is Mary-Anne Fleet

John Angle's Momma Joke:

Yo Mama So Fat When She Sat On Walmart, She Lowered The Prices

Yo Mama So Ugly Even Naruto Doesn’t Believe It

Yo Mama So Poor She Has To Doors and They Both Sit On One Hinge

neisha's Momma Joke:

yo mama so dam ugly she made me cry

neisha's Momma Joke:

my sister so lazy she dnt brush her teeth

neisha's Momma Joke:

juju so black you cant see her at night

neisha's Momma Joke:

i want to say happybirthday to a gay hoe named mercedes benz

nene's Momma Joke:

this boy name ray-ray is so ugly when he talk his teethstack behind eachother

franky's Momma Joke:

your mommas so fat they used her belt to measure the equater line

franky's Momma Joke:

your mommas so old she was there to celebrate the birth of jesus

Yo mamma so fat n stupid she thaut a voltswagon was a bug and ait it's Momma Joke:

Jacob

Jacob's Momma Joke:

Yo mamma so fat n stupid she thaut a voltswagon was a bug n ait it

ethan's Momma Joke:

yo mama is like a marry-go-round evreyone wants to go on her for a ride

mr man's Momma Joke:

youer mamas so fat dat when she jumps fr joy she gt stuck

bk's Momma Joke:

yo mommas so ugly when she smiles people die

Nick's Momma Joke:

Yo mamas so stupid she tried to put m&ms in abc order

nobody's Momma Joke:

yo momma so stupid she went 2 a clippers game looking for a haircut

thomas's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid she stole free bread

thomas's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid she brung a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

tonya's Momma Joke:

your mama is like a car put new wheels on her and she is reddy to ride

Aakash said: posted july 18 yo mama so fat when she sat on a game cube it turned into a game boy's Momma Joke:

you mama so fat when she sat on a game cube it turned into a game boy.

Jack is gay's Momma Joke:

Yo mommas so ugly even Rosie Odonnell wont go out with her

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so fat she is fat

ur fat's Momma Joke:

and so am i

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

ur mama so fat she a bitch

d555's Momma Joke:

yo momma so stupid she ate a yellow school bus full of white people and thought it was a twinkey

stefan's Momma Joke:

yo momma so old when she was at school there was no history class.

stevoo12's Momma Joke:

Your moms like a door knob every1 get a turn
Yo man my back is killin me, i just gave your mom a pigyback ride
Yo momma is like a hardware store 25 cents a screw
Yo momma is like a gas station u pump before you pay
Yo momma is like the town bike ever1 gets to ride her
Hey, You see that sumo…….. O!! i mean your mom
Yo momma is so small she got raped by a gummie bear
Yo man I saw this web site i that your mom would be some were on here but she was so big they had to use three web pages foer one picture

J3zz1's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so poor that for your birthday she got a cardboard box, put an “X” on it with a permanent marker, spit on it and gave it to you and said that it was an Xbox 360

mia's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat that when she sat on walmart she lowerd the prices

talorpole509's Momma Joke:

your moms is so sweaty her armpits have stains because she stinks!~!!!!

your mom is so fat when they call out ”KoolAid” she comes crashing a brickwall :]

your mom is so stupid she can trip over a cordless phone-++

your mom is so stupid she thought a quarter back was a refund-lmfao

Candice's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat she make a summo wresler look skinny

taper's Momma Joke:

yo mama pussy so old, that when yo daddy licked last night and died of food poisoning.

taper's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat, she stepped on the scale it said weight unknown.

taper's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat she sweats big macs

taper's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat she sweats kool-aid

jay's Momma Joke:

yo moma got a tatoo on her back that says “who’s the man”

zomora's Momma Joke:

yo momma got 3 micros a tip drill skirts flat sandals and red lipstick that she wears 2 parent teacher night

frederickson's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat when she speaks her words have stretch marks

jay's Momma Joke:

yo momo so fat when she wears nikes they spell out nickalodean.

taper's Momma Joke:

yo momma so ugly her night mares have nightmares

taper's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat she starts to sweat when she thinks

taper's Momma Joke:

yo momma so dumb she felled the pregnancy test

taper's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat she sweats afterbirth

taper's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat she breast feeds herself

taper's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat she was the background for showtime at the apollo.

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

lol

teree's Momma Joke:

yo Momma so fat when she jumps for joy she gets stuck

Eggy's Momma Joke:

Yo mumma’s just like a bus, everyone pays a dollar to ride it.

kisha's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat she bleeds grese

kisha's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so gheto she brest feeds koolade

branko's Momma Joke:

1- Your mama is so fat that when she dies god cannot resurrect her to heaven
2- Your mama is so fat that she uses her bed mattress for her tampon

niki's Momma Joke:

is gay hahaahaaa

kjd's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so ugly she has her own makup brand

don’t bother

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat she got struck by lightning and it bounced back

YoungMaestro69's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so skinny, that when she turn sideways and stick her tongue out she looked like a zipper!!!
- YoungMaestro69

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat she farted and the sun got 10 times hotel ter

Niko's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so fat she jump in the sky and got stuck
Yo momma so tall she did a cartwheel and kicked jesus in the back of the head

luqman's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so skinny she uses her ribs as a cheese grater

tyler's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles poped out

mommas girl's Momma Joke:

your mama so stupid she went pee in the the sink and drank from toilet

kaeleno's Momma Joke:

ur moms like a beach shes dirty salty and has tons of crabs

akdj1227's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat i could describe her in many ways like fatty, big show, or ufo unidentified food obsession.

Kalesha !!x's Momma Joke:

Yo Mamma’s so fat…when she goes to a restraunt,and lookds at a menushe sighs and say “okay!! here we go ” ..

olivia and kimmee's Momma Joke:

ur mamma is so ugy ever time she says hi ever one help me help me

olivia and kimmee's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so fat that she cant pay attioun

mama's Momma Joke:

ur mama is my mama

basta's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat that she cry for food that can fit inside her belly

olivia and kimmee's Momma Joke:

yo momma si fat when she was shaveibg her dog she said that she wanted to make it into a hotgog

olivia and kimmee's Momma Joke:

just jokeing

yo yo's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stupid, she
has one toe on each
foot and yet she bought
herself a pair of flip flops

Nonlethal's Momma Joke:

Your momma’s like a vaccume cleaner, she sucks,blows, and gets laid in the closet.

Nonlethal's Momma Joke:

Your mamma’s like a door nob, everyone gets a turn.

Nonlethal's Momma Joke:

Yo mamma’s so old that I slapped her on the back and her titts fell off.

Nonlethal's Momma Joke:

Your moms so ugly that when she walks into a bank, they have to shut off their security cameras.

Nonlethal's Momma Joke:

Your momma’s so ugly , she turned medusa to stone.

Nonlethal's Momma Joke:

your mamma’s so ugly that when she takes a bath the water jumps out.

Nonlethal's Momma Joke:

Yo mammas so ugly that u have to tie a steak around her neck to make the dog play with her.

???SUPERMARIOSMOMMA???'s Momma Joke:

YO MOMMA SO DUM THAT SHE MARRIED HER BUM

Lmfao's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is so stupid she yelled in a envelope trying to send voice mail.

Yo mama so old dat when jesus said let there be light she hit the switch!yo mama so fat that when she got in the tub the towel said no.....!'s Momma Joke:

Me~me

lol's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid she stole free bread…. yo mama so black she has to get her tatto done in white chalk

im tha bitch's Momma Joke:

yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, when she smiles everyone starts sssslllloooowwwwiiinnnggg ddddoooowwwnnn

bitch's Momma Joke:

your moms a bitch

Flaboobana's Momma Joke:

yo mama soo fat tht when she waz walkin down the streets in september the ppl said ” damn itz already haloween”

Worst one's Momma Joke:

Your momma so short she jumped off the curb and committed suicide
Your momma so fat she wore a yellow jacket and everybody yelled “TAXI!”

chip94's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat that she is the only one that can break memory foam.

chip94's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat that when she seen a bus filled with white kids she said stop that twinkie

yo mama is so stupid she thought that barnie mac was a new hamburger at McDonalds

yo mama is so stupid she failed coloring in kindergarden

Guys how you like me know my jokes are way better then yours

chip94's Momma Joke:

PLEASE COMMENT ON STARS THANK YOU VERY MUCH

chip94's Momma Joke:

hey anonymous dont you draw dawings for world industries hope you see this message reply back your drawings are good

cool dude's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so poor she was kickin a can down the street and they asked her what she was doing and she said im moving

jermey/bradley's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so ugly they moved halloween to her birthday

jermey/bradley's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat when she stepped on a plane they had to evacuate

jermey/bradley's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stupid she brang a spoon to the superbowl

jermey/bradley's Momma Joke:

so mama so fat even peter griffin and santa clause where impressed

bradster and jj's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stupid when someone knocked on the door she answerd the microwave

bradster and jj's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch

H0MEMADE J0KEZ's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so nasty when I went to her house and ask what was for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs yo momma so dumb she thought obama was a terrorist yo momma like mud she let you play all in her but soon enough you will get a wing worm yo momma so nasty if I have sex with her n any position its still doggy style

robbie's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken

robbie's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid she tried to commit suicid by jumping of a kerb

lafonda joe's Momma Joke:

yo mamas so hairy she grows affrows on her boobs

vimalation's Momma Joke:

yo mommas so ugly she made mikcheal jakson look like brad pit

Devin's Momma Joke:

Yo Mamma is so fat she wentto a strip joint and they paid her to jeep her close ON!!!!

Devin's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so fat she went to a strip joint and they paid her to keep her clothes
ON!!!

marty (ares)'s Momma Joke:

YO MAMA IS SO FAT JABA THE HUT SAID DAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

surfer dude's Momma Joke:

yo mamas like a refrigerator she’s big she’s white she’s flat and yo put food in her

yo mama likes a door knob everybody ges a turn

yo mama like a brick she’s big wide flat and mexicans lay her

yo mama so fat she irons her pants on the drive way

anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama’s so stupid she got stuck in food lion and starved to death.

anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama’s so fat that when God was creating the light in the world He wanted to see it and He said maam could you please move

amanul's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so fat not even superman cant pike her up

chris's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat when she went whale riding the whale said WE ARE FAMILY

chris's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl

chris's Momma Joke:

yo momma so ugly she made rats jump on the table

g-mac's Momma Joke:

yo momma so old that when she breast-feeds powder comes out

???'s Momma Joke:

Yo Mama so hairy she got afros on her nipples!
Yo moma so dirty she put on a shirt with a pic of the backstreet boys on it,
she took it off they looked like the jackson5

???'s Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid, she broke the speed limit and tried to fix it

ilovechicken's Momma Joke:

your momma is so………………… FAT!!

beth and adam's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so slow she lost in a resent turtle race

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

ur mammas boobs r so saggy she uses em as hacky sacks

renee babyface's Momma Joke:

ur mammas so fat insted of walkiing she rolls

rony's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so hairy she makes chewbaca look bald

emily's Momma Joke:

your momma is so stupid she signed up for football and when she had practice she was talking to her foot and broughta ball

dillon stroud's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so hairy that she has unibrows on her boobs

dillon stroud's Momma Joke:

yo mooma is so ugly her tits were saggy

dillon stroud's Momma Joke:

yomamma is so old you looked over and she was dust

dillon stroud's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so cheerful her but goes chachachacha chachachacha chacha cha cha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Christian Stroud's Momma Joke:

your moms so fat that the highway wasnt big enough for her shadow

pimpdog's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so tall she did a kartweel and kicked jesus

mike and drew's Momma Joke:

yo moma so stupid,she put a quarter in a parking meter and thought a gumball would come out.

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHES PREGNENT THEEY WONT BE ABLE TO FIND THE BABY

Paige's Momma Joke:

yo momma’s so fat her blood type is chocolate.
yo momma’s so stupid, she studied for a blood test.
yo momma’s so stupid she got run over by a parked car.
yo momma’s so fat her waistline is “bitch, lose some weight”
yo momma is so stupid she tripped over a wireless telephone.
unlike rosa parks, your mom LOVES it in the back of the bus

Channese's Momma Joke:

yo mama so dumb she drowned in a car pool.: by AlBy 4rm: North Miami

Channese's Momma Joke:

yo mama so dumb wen u said your battery dided she asked when da funeral.

Channese's Momma Joke:

you so black u wuz raised by the sun.

Channese's Momma Joke:

yo mama so dumb wen she went to hell she asked satin y he did not pay his light bill.

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat when she sit on a chare it break.

dame's Momma Joke:

yo mam’s so old that when i said act your age she died lololololololol

alexis's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so dirty that when she got in the bath, it said hold up, wait a minute, let me put some clorox in it .yo momma is so stupid she thought deaf lepperd sung in sign language .yo momma is so old she was a waitress at the last supper.

snoop's Momma Joke:

yo moma so ugly that she went in a contest of ugly and the jugjes said no professonals aloud ! lol!

yomamma's Momma Joke:

yo mamma’s so old, i told her to act her age and she died

fabian's Momma Joke:

yo mom is so ugly that when she went to the ugliest dog contest they said no profesionals

fabian's Momma Joke:

yo mom is so ugly that when it rained the rain tried to mis her

fabian's Momma Joke:

your mom so ugly that when she loked herself in the mirror she got the house on fire

jj's Momma Joke:

ur mom sucked my dick and said mmmm choloate bom bomss

jj's Momma Joke:

ur mom so fat that when she was unwrapping a candy bar it said rape ! rape!

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momas so fat dat when she farted agor acused her of global warming

Elijah's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car

yo mamma so fat, jabba the hut said daaaaammmmmnnn

yo mama so stupid,she saw school bus with a bunch of whit kids in it and yelled “follow that twinkie!!!!”

kool-aid's Momma Joke:

yo moma so fat that u have 2 grease the doors and hold a twinkie on the other side just 2 get her through.

kool-aid's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat she was floatin in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world.

Brittany's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so nasty I came over and I asked whats for supper n she opened her legs n said tuna surprise!!!

cannons creek's Momma Joke:

yo mommy so short she user a condom for her sleepingbag

cannons creek's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat she sat on a 50c coin but da bout sank

cannons creek's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so ugly she went 2 a strip club and they paid her 2 keep her clothes on

cannons creek's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat she fall in love and broke it

mmmmmj's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so ugly she makes janet reno lool lkea model

Butehy's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so stupid when she sat down on the toilet she said “Where’s the bathroom?

Butehy's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so old she took a tour on Noah’s Ark

King of yo Mommas and crackin punks!'s Momma Joke:

I’m BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK Foos!
I’l take on anyone in a crack-a-thon suckaaaaaaS!

King of yo Mommas and crackin punks!'s Momma Joke:

Yo mommas a fat white broad who talks like a sista and yo daddys name is Leon but goes by Mookie and is in prison. troof hurts sucka!

anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat somebody threw a bus at her and she said who threw the twinkie !

matthew villa's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat she has to iron her clothes on the driveway

matthew villa's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat she uses a paintroller to put on lipstick

18 st gangsta's Momma Joke:

varrio westside eighteen street gang.18 street diesiocheros klick… mr moreno ese matthew has some coo, ass jokes.. go hesd do that shit primo. thats my cousin matthew right there. so dont say shit…18 street gang

adam bilal patel's Momma Joke:

ur momma sooooo ugly dat i woulda been yo daddy but da dog beat me unda da fence

jj's Momma Joke:

ur mom is so black that when she was at work that they used her as tharsh bag

Hammy's Momma Joke:

Yo mommas so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

tyler's Momma Joke:

yo mama soooo ugly she walked in to a strip club and they paid her to keep
her clothes on

NICK's Momma Joke:

YO MAMA SO NASTY I ASKED HER WHERE WE GOIN TODAY SHE OPENED HER LEGS AND SAID BUSCH GARDENS.

YO MAMA SO NASTY I SAID WHATS FOR DINNER SHE OPENED HER LEGS AND SAID CRABS.

YOUR MOM IS LIKE A FAN WHEN SHE GETS TURNED ON SHE BLOWS EVERYTHING AROUND

30's Momma Joke:

your mama so stupid she raped a woman

Alex's Momma Joke:

Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, that people mistake them for nilla waffers

Alex's Momma Joke:

Yo mama has so many Chins, that she has more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book

DAVID AKA DB's Momma Joke:

YO MAMMA IS SO DUMB DAT SHE THOUGHT A PILLOW WAS HER TRAILER

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

your momma is so fat that when she wears a red suit and goes to the beach every body starts saying its collay

yo's Momma Joke:

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stewie's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat, when she climed up a tree the wetherman called an eclipse

poooppppppppp's Momma Joke:

yo mama so slutty when she went to the virgin islands it turned to just islands

MasterJoker's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is such a pig, I saw that b*tch rolling in the mud

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so dumb she tried to put m&m’s in alphabetical order

ShadyLadyKatie's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat they had to make speed bumps at her favorite all you can eat buffett : ]
Yo mama gots more chins than a hong kong phone book!!

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so ugly I thought she was you

Jesss's Momma Joke:

your mommma so ugly… I thought she was you. My B

key vunte's Momma Joke:

yo momma so stupid she sell her car for gas money

makalah's Momma Joke:

your mama so fat when she went on a scale they it said 1 at a time please

princess's Momma Joke:

yo mama so poor when robbers came to her house they left money instead of taking some

naish I'm only 8 years old's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so dum wen she goes in a elevator she think she’s going to HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama so hairy while she was walking through a starwars convention people said nice wookie costume

Edwin's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat wen i saw here she was like come in my house. i said were is it. she said hold on let me get out of the way

david's Momma Joke:

yo momma so hairy, when you were born, u were born with a rug burn

khalid's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so ugly when she went to the bank they turned off all the camera’s

khalid's Momma Joke:

ur momo is so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested 4 mooning

khalid aka the boss's Momma Joke:

ur momo is so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested 4 mooning

laselle's Momma Joke:

yo mama so retatded that she though jiffy lube was a coffee shop

racistguy3000's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so dumb she had sex with a black guy and thought it was good sex ha ha

bob is a sexy thing's Momma Joke:

your mother is so stupid that she thought moon pies were pies made on the moon

duke devils hater's Momma Joke:

ur mom is so stupid that she thougt duke was actually a good basketball team!

Lil V's Momma Joke:

yo mamas so black that when she went to night school they count her absent!!

jared's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so ugly when she looked at the TV it said veiwer discretion is advised

tito's Momma Joke:

yo momma’s ass cheeks are sooo fat when she bends down she gets arrested for selling crack

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

youare FAT hogs get a lief!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha i told you

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

your mama is so ugly she went to the plastic surgen and said wat can u du to make me preetyer and the docter gave her qa gun

Dana said:'s Momma Joke:

Yo mama is so pour she still wears army boots to church.

Dana said:'s Momma Joke:

Yo mama so idiotic she went to the strore she asked how much a free sample was

Dana's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is so scary she scared wwe’s Boogeyman and the undertaker away

mama said's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat she had to play nine ball with the planets.

Dana's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is so fat she fell through 4 sides of the bed!!!

cody lee's Momma Joke:

Your mamma is so fat when her beeber went off people thought she was backing up

cody lee's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat,when we went to the zoo,the animal keeper yelled “Rhino on the loose!Look out!”

brandon's Momma Joke:

yo momma’s so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out

luca's Momma Joke:

yo mamas ass is like the perly gates… they only open if your on the list

peyton's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat that if she went to the gym she would break the wat bench

tj's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so skinny she has to hoola hoop with a cheero

ty's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stupid she tryed to commit suiside by jumping off a kurb

tj's Momma Joke:

yo mamas so old she left her purse on noahs arch

ty's Momma Joke:

yo mamas so stupid she watches the three stuges and take notes

ty's Momma Joke:

to mamas so fat she steped on a scale and it said…….. to be continued

ty's Momma Joke:

yo mamas so fat she needs a map to find her butt

ty's Momma Joke:

yo mamas so old i asked her for her ID and she handed me a rock

ty's Momma Joke:

yo mamas so poor she watches T.V on a etch and scetch

tj's Momma Joke:

yo mama has three teeth 1 in her mouth 2 in her pocket

tj's Momma Joke:

yo mamas so fat she got stuck in the grand canion

ty's Momma Joke:

i saw your mom walkin down the street with a matris……….. she was movin

tj's Momma Joke:

your mamma is so fat i tried driving around her in my car and i ran out of gas.

tj's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so poor she hanges her toilet paper out to dry.

susan's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so old her great auntsasters and her said welcome to jeasus

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

joe's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat she has her own zip code

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama so skinny she uses cheerios to hula hoop

Moriko's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat you can slap her butt and RIIIDDEE the WAVES

tim's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid a man nocked on the dore and she ansired the phone

Donell's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so dumb

dagoush's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so fat i poured half acup of water in the tub it overflwed

rekonhahahilarious's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so old she went to the third grade with Jesus Christ

mojo's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat she got on a talking scale and it said get the hell of

alfonso sanchez from pipestone's Momma Joke:

You so gay that you make michael Jackson look straight

king's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat she walked to k mart tripped over wal mart and landed on target

master Q's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fatshe jumped in the air she got stuck

???'s Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so fat she got baptized in Sea world

maudie's Momma Joke:

Yo mamas so fat kids run around her with a cup yelling “cool-aid ‘!

CARL's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so stupid she shoved two double a batteries up her butt and said “I GOT THE POWER!”

bob's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so black when the cops shot her the bullets came back and said i cant find that b**ch

Ricardo Ochoa's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat that when she goes outside with a yellow T-Shirt the sun says “I give up!”

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so stupid i told her the drinks were on the house and she went to get a ladder becuase she thought the drinks were on the House.
your momma so stupid i told her it was chilly outside and she went to get a bowl and spoon.

ken's Momma Joke:

YOUR MOMMA SO OLD THAT SHE LOST HER VERGINITY TO KING DAVID

ken's Momma Joke:

YO MOMMA SO DIRTY THAT WEN UR DAD TOOK HER OUT HE GOT ARRESTED FOR LITTERING

jack in the cracka's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so fat when God said let there be light he was waiting till ur mom gets out of the way

jack in the cracka's Momma Joke:

ur momma is so stupid she put paper on the tv and thought it was pay-per-view

jack in the cracka's Momma Joke:

ur momma is so stupid that she thought hamburger helper came with a friend

jack in the cracka's Momma Joke:

ur momma is so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl

Alfonso's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid she asked for a receipt when she bought crack!

lou lou's Momma Joke:

yo mammas so fat when she got on the scale it said gwet off and run u fat ass

JN's Momma Joke:

yo momma so hairy she has an afro on her nipples

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

nitroevo8896 yo mamma so poor she,bounces food stamps

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

your mamas so big fat and clumsy on her way to walmart she tripped over kmart and landed right on target

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

your mamas so dirty she has to creep up on the bath water

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

your mums so stupid she got locked in the toilet and pissed herself

drunken clam's Momma Joke:

you mamma so fat even jabba the hut said “DAMN!!!”

OMG!!!'s Momma Joke:

Yo mama soooooooooo fat she jumped in the ocean and whales sang we are family even though you’re fatter than me

lebron james #23's Momma Joke:

YO MAMA SO UGLY SHE GOT ARRESTED FOR HAVING BABY’S LOOKING LIKE HER.

th e best's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so geto when she breast feeds koolaid comes out

msmsm's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so old she gave birth to the dinosaurs

Best yo mama jokes ever's Momma Joke:

Yo mama’s like wal mart, always low prices, always. Yo mama like a vending machine, put a dollar in and get f*******. Yo mama like a nascar, she burns through 50 rubbers a day. Yo mama like a light switch, even a little kid can turn her on. Yo mama like a big mac, all fat and one dollar. Yo mama so fat when she walked past the TV i missed the whole episode. YO mama so fat she sells shade. YO mama so poor, when i went to her house i asked her where’s the bathroom and she said, in that corner.

Best yo mama jokes ever's Momma Joke:

YO mama so hairy, even sasquatch was taking pictures. YO mama so fat when she went to the theater she sat next to everyone.

caca's Momma Joke:

yo mama is stupid

caca's Momma Joke:

yo mama is gey

oatmeal's Momma Joke:

yo mama so black she got to wear white gloves wen she eat tootsie rolls so she wont eat her fingers

Dumb_Dumb's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat she was name after a food then ate herself

bell's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stupid she threw a bottle on the ground and missed

naruto's Momma Joke:

yo mama teeth so yellow when she drank water it turned to lemonade

naruto's Momma Joke:

i like burgers

christina.=] kelz.brooks.'s Momma Joke:

your mamma so stupid when she went to the club and the sign said under 18 not amited she went home n got 17 more people.

mr. mr.'s Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat that when a school bus came by she said stop that Twingki

mr. mr.'s Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stupid that she thought michel jakson was straight

who knows's Momma Joke:

yo moma so gay, she makes micheal jackson look like a homosexual!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jose a.k.a hoe's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so ugly she mad a zombie look cute

monee's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat, the leftover fat made a dick

BIGDADDY's Momma Joke:

YO MOMMA IS SO GREASY HER FRECKELS SLIPED OF

jb's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat she put on a blue coat and she looked like the whole ocean

akdj1227's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat she has to bowl in an alley. GEt ALLEY the one you drive in .

akdj1227's Momma Joke:

yo momma i said fire and she gathered pigs and said barbecue.

akdj1227's Momma Joke:

yo momma so dumb i said what is 2 plus 2 she said its 2 plus 2.

akdj1227's Momma Joke:

yo momma so ugly she looked in the mirror said canyman 3 times and bloody mary repeatedly and either came.

akdj1227's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat the hospital put her on a scale and she the nurses said are we there yet.

Derryl's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is so dumb your father told her to sleep on the cauth she had sex with it

briana sexii boley's Momma Joke:

yo mama so ugly she eat chicken

briana sexii boley's Momma Joke:

hey yall whoever readin dis page did u kno da dont even kno dat u aint even writin no yo mama joke. well mi name briana and if u wana con tact me go to meez and check out mi page wel dat all i gota sai bye

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briana sexii boley's Momma Joke:

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briana sexii boley's Momma Joke:

i cant belive day put me @ da bottom

briana sexii boley's Momma Joke:

shut up boi

briana sexii boley's Momma Joke:

yea i run dis page

alex's Momma Joke:

your mama is so fat she sat on a quater and a booger shot out of george washingtons nose

DallasCowboys82's Momma Joke:

Yo mamas teeth are so yellow i cant beleive there not butter

DallasCowboys82's Momma Joke:

Yo mamas so fat she puts her lipstick on with a paintroller

DallasCowboys82's Momma Joke:

Yo mamas so fat her shadow weighs 100 pounds

DallasCowboys82's Momma Joke:

Yo mamas so skinny she has to run around the shower just to get wet

DallasCowboys82's Momma Joke:

Yo mamas farts are so big and smelly that the police accuse her of global warming

gottemmmmmd's Momma Joke:

yo momma so hairy when she got a tick it got lost!!

DallasCowboys82's Momma Joke:

i think my jokes are funny, if you think they are to,POST PLEASE

DallasCowboys82's Momma Joke:

yo mamas so fat her pant size is bitch lose some weight

bob's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so dum when i asked her heads or tails she asked what animal were we talkin about

bob's Momma Joke:

yo momma is arm pits or so hairy i thought i was in bush gardens

bob's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so fat she stept on the scale and it said to be continued………

jenisha's Momma Joke:

i love yo momma jokes yo momma so fat i can exersise around ha ohhhhhh

nene-+'s Momma Joke:

dat i love yo mooma jokes boII

duhhh's Momma Joke:

yo mama so poor i saw her kickin a can don da street asked her wat she waz doin and she said “movin”.

chuck's Momma Joke:

your momma’s teeth are so yellow she spit’s butter

fat ass's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat she masterbates over a cook book

iDeeJay's Momma Joke:

yo mama gives head so much that she walks on her knees

jmam39's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stupid that when i told her to get me some head & shoulders she got on my shoulders and gave me some head

zach's Momma Joke:

your momma so stupid she put a quarter in a parking metter and said weres my gum ball

zach's Momma Joke:

your momma so stupid the bartender said that the drink was on the house and she went and grabed a latter

zach's Momma Joke:

your momma shoved two batteries up her butt and said i got the power

zach's Momma Joke:

your momma is like humpty dumpty first she was humped then she was dumpted

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so dumb she is a cat

ps3 name smokin140's Momma Joke:

yo mama is like a hard ware store 10cents per scrow

wwe/wwe's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat she stepped over walmart tripped over kmart and landed on target

wwe/wwe's Momma Joke:

yo momma so poor she kicked a can down the street , i asked her what she was doin and she said im movin

wwe/wwe's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so fat not even dora could explore her

wwe/wwe's Momma Joke:

yo momma so dumb she brought wood to the movie saw

wwe/wwe's Momma Joke:

yo momma so stupid she thought lil jo was a bathroom for migets

wwe/wwe's Momma Joke:

yo momma teeth so yellow when she closes her mouth her stomach light up

wwe/wwe's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat i ran around her tice and got lost

wwe/wwe's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat people jog around her for excercise

wwe/wwe's Momma Joke:

yo momma so uglyshe put freddy crugar out of buisness

jokkemassterr's Momma Joke:

yo momma iz sooo fat she enters herself in monster truck contests
yo momma iz sooo fat wen she took a vacation to japan, they said “ther r 2 godzillaz??!!”
your mom is so retarted that she got 1 question wrong on a test. her name
your mom is soo fat she eats cheerios out of the superbowl (steelers!!!!)
your mom is so fat she cant find the pants she put on lasst week

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yomama so old she was the one to start yo mama jokes

Travis Bradfield's Momma Joke:

yo mama iz so fat that she sat on a quarter and a booger shoot out of george washington’s nose

jokemaster's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so black that she can leave her fingerprints on charcoal

jokemaster's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so black she got counted absent at night school

tony bolden's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so stupid that she traded her car for gas money

Trqavis's Momma Joke:

dumbasss

Kendall's Momma Joke:

Yo mamas so fat she got more chins than a hong kong phone book

travis bradfield's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so ugly that she makes blind kids cry

travis bradfield's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so short that when ever it starts to rain she is the last one to get wet

trayqaun cooper's Momma Joke:

yo mamma got the tongues she talk like did like dis like dis like shit bitttch

masie gillian's Momma Joke:

your mamas teeth are so yellow that i cant believe its not butter

massie gillian's Momma Joke:

yo mamas so stupid when the door bell rang she went to the microwave

massie gillian's Momma Joke:

yo mamas so stupid she puts cheese by the computer for the mouse lol

Ronnie McConnell II's Momma Joke:

yo mama so old she was a waitress at the last supper

Ronnie McConnell II's Momma Joke:

yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade

Ronnie McConnell II's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat shes fat

Ronnie McConnell II's Momma Joke:

yo mama so poor i walked in the front door and i was in her backyard

Ronnie McConnell II's Momma Joke:

yo mama so ugly she makes u look pretty

Ronnie McConnell II's Momma Joke:

yo mamas a dyke

Ronnie McConnell II's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid shes stupid

Ronnie McConnell II's Momma Joke:

yo mamas like the wind she blows

Eric Robets's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat shes fat

Eric Robets's Momma Joke:

blow jobs

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat she makes a cow look skinny.

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Lalo gonelez yo mama’s teeth are so yellow dat when she close her mouth her stomach glows!!LmAo

brenna's Momma Joke:

yo momma’s so black when i put salt on her i could see the milky way.

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is fat dora cant explore her

Riley's Momma Joke:

Yo mamma is so ghetto, her breast milk is koolaid

Yo mamma is so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookie

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

your momma is so stupid she waited on a stop sign until it said go

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

your momma is so stupid she waited on a stop sign until it said go

yo momma's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so old that she was at jesus’s babtizm

yo momma's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat that when she fell off the bed she fell on both sides hahaha

me's Momma Joke:

your mama is so fat that when god said let their be light she had to get out of the way

Jance Flow's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so fat she went bunjie jumping and went strait to HELL!!!

Jance Flow's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so fat her husband needs a CDL to take her places.

Jance Flow's Momma Joke:

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Jance Flow's Momma Joke:

yo ,a,,aso fat she uses Red Wood trees as a tooth pick

Jance Flow's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so fat she uses Red Wood trees as a tooth pick

Jance Flow's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so poor i saw her kickin a can down the street, i asked wat she doin, she said she was movin

robbie schronce's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so fat that i used her as a trampoline

jenna's Momma Joke:

yo momma’s soo fat, when she gets on a plane it says Good Year!!!

jenna's Momma Joke:

yo momma’s soo ghetto, she makes chris brown look white!!

duiana's Momma Joke:

yo mooma is so fat she anoerixa look healthy

duiana's Momma Joke:

yo momma soo fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!! LMAO

duiana's Momma Joke:

yo momma soo hot, she makes me horny

duiana's Momma Joke:

yo mooma so hot,she made sex with a frog

duiana's Momma Joke:

yo momma soo hot, she had sex with obama

duiana's Momma Joke:

yo momma soo gay she makes ellen look like a stripper

duiana's Momma Joke:

yo momma soo dumb, she cant make sex noises

asshole bob's Momma Joke:

your momma is stupid she thinks 2pac shakur is a jewish holiday

123452far6's Momma Joke:

yo mama so cheesey she makes cheese look easy

samaria's Momma Joke:

yo mama so ugly she makes yo sister jeaous

yo mama's Momma Joke:

yo mama so freak n ugly she makes freddy croger jeaous

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so fat that when god said let their be light they had to kill her

islayyoulikebuffythevampireslayer's Momma Joke:

yo momma so hairy that when i was sittin next to her in church, i thought sasquatch had come to see me.

sally's Momma Joke:

yo mama is

ryan@bmx's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat she got baptised at sea world

FaT-bOy's Momma Joke:

your momma is so fat she uses a street light as a tampon

ryan@bmx's Momma Joke:

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ryan@bmx's Momma Joke:

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Yo Momma's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is so lesbian, that she likes girls

Yo Momma's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is so big, that she sat on the toilet, and it flushed

Yo Momma's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so stupid she was called mickle jackson

Yo Momma's Momma Joke:

Yo mamma is so bad at everything, she threw a ball and she missed the floor

Yo Momma's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so fat she made a high rider a low rider

Yo Momma's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is so fat, she say a bus with white kids and said stop that twinke

Yo Momma's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so fat she took a spoon to the super bowl

Yo Momma's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so fat, she weighs a lot

Carla's Momma Joke:

Yo momma’s so fat she uses a pillow for a pad.

Carla's Momma Joke:

Yo momma’s so fat she pushes the stroller with her stomach.

Carla's Momma Joke:

Yo momma’s so old she farts dust.

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so fat she had to use a boomerang to put her belt on.

Carla's Momma Joke:

Yo momma has so many holes in her drawls when she farts it whistles.

Christi's Momma Joke:

Yo momma’s so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

Carla's Momma Joke:

Yo momma’s hair so short she roll it with rice

Carla's Momma Joke:

Yo momma’s glasses so big when she looks at a map she can see people waving.

Carla's Momma Joke:

Yo momma’s so ugly they had to put steak’s around her neck just so the dog would play with her.

Carla's Momma Joke:

Yo momma’s so stupid, when she got locked in Matress Land she slept on the floor.

Carla's Momma Joke:

Yo momma’s gums are so black she spits Yoohoo.

i's Momma Joke:

Yo momma’s so fat when the ground was shaking everyone thought it was an earthquake when it was just yo momma walking down the street

Carla's Momma Joke:

Yo Momma’s so fat she hopskotches like this: Missouri, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio

Fatty's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so dam ugly, dat when she went 2 church Jesus jumped off da cross and said ” I quit!”

ashlee's Momma Joke:

you mama so getto when she breastfeeds kool-aid comes out!!!

jenna's Momma Joke:

yo mommas soo fat sir mix alot said i no like big butts

duiana's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat,shehadto stepon the weight machine 20 times.

duiana's Momma Joke:

yo momma soo fat, her pants size is bicth lose some wiight

duiana's Momma Joke:

yo momma makes mike jackon hornyy

duiana's Momma Joke:

yo mooma so ugly, she had childern with Dr.Brett

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so stupid she thought a cheerio was a donut seed

caarrllaa's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so stupid that on valentines day she heard ppl talkin about meetin on aim, so she got an arrow and shot it at someone!

briannaaa's Momma Joke:

duiana get chur spellin correct…

briannaaa's Momma Joke:

and one more thing, that joke already was made by someone else, so you mad dry…

caarrllaa's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so stupid that when they said wear a blazer and ran away screaming “FIRE FIRE”!

caarrllaa's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so stupid that when they said WEAR A BLAZER, she ran away and started saying “STOP, DROP AND ROLL” over again!

ameer's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said to be contined

ameer's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat she made the freeway her slip and slide

ameer's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid that on valentines day she thought it was haloween because she got candy

maya's Momma Joke:

your mama so hairy when u were bornu almost got rugburn

maya's Momma Joke:

yo mama so old shesat next to jesus christ in the 2nd grade

maya's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid when ur dad said it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon

maya's Momma Joke:

yo mama so poor she has to driva a peanut

maya's Momma Joke:

ur mama so fat when she was born she gave the hospital stretchmarks

maya's Momma Joke:

yo mama soyo mama so fat she hoola-hoops around the superbowl

maya's Momma Joke:

yo mama so ugly she put the boogie man out of buisness

(ok im done wit the jokes hope u like me post jokes.iight)

maya's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat that bill gates couldnt even pay 4 ur liposuction

Yo mama so skinney that when i was chasing her she blended in with the light post's Momma Joke:

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cec's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat the she went to Sea World to get baptised.

cec's Momma Joke:

yo mama so poor that when i saw her kicking a can on the street, i asked her what are you doing? and she said I`m moving.

cec's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid that she put two 25 cents in her ears and she thought she was listening to 50 cent

cec's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat that when she walked passed the T.V., i missed two episodes

cec's Momma Joke:

yo mama so ugly that when she was born, her mom said what a treasure! and then dad said yeah…lets go bury it!!

your mommas so fat's Momma Joke:

your mommas so fat that she sat on a 50cent coin and the ship sunk

melissa's Momma Joke:

yo mama so old,she has dust on her eggs

jog's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so dum so jumped of a building drinking a red bull thinking it was going to give her wings

jose's Momma Joke:

your mom is so fat she sat on my game cube and made it a game boy

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama so dumb when the judge said order in the court she said i,ll have a coke and a buger

David's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat she shows up on radar

David's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so stupid, she thought general motors was in the army

David's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so stupid she put a peep hole in a glass door

David's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat, the only way to get her thru a door is to butter the sides and put a twinkie at the other side

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

your mamma is so nasty that when i asked her whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

David's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mam so fat when she sees a bus with white kids in in she said oh look a twinky.

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

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yo momma's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so ugly, shes ugly

joe west's Momma Joke:

yo mom is such a dumb porn addict, she thought spotted dick was herpes porn

jose's Momma Joke:

yo mama so dum she thought moby dick was a condom

jose's Momma Joke:

yo mama so dum she threw a rock to the ground and missed

jose's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat she plays pool with the planets

jose's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so poor that when went to her house i stepped on a sigerate she said hey who turned off the lights

David's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so dumb she tripped on a cordless phone

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

BY ANTHONY OJEDA: YOUR MOTHER IS SO STUPID SHE TRIPPED OVER A CORDLESS PHONE..

David's Momma Joke:

aright den I see ha dis gonna be

David's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so poor she runs after the garbage truck with a shopping list.

David's Momma Joke:

Care 2 counter

David's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so ugly even Ripleys can’t believe it

David's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats

David's Momma Joke:

She thought Wu Tang was an asian orange drink

David's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so drunk she had sex with a hobo on top of ur unconcious father.

David's Momma Joke:

Don’t make me go there, cause I’m just gettin started. (Just Kidding)

David's Momma Joke:

U R pretty good, but bring it up a knoch, if u can. . .

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momma so stupid she thought a quarter back was a refund

tina's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so short she got mistaken for the lucky charms leprucan

christian's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so stupid she stuck two battries up her ass and i got the power

christian's Momma Joke:

come on david

christian's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so stupid she picked up a lucky charms box and said marshmallow power

christian's Momma Joke:

i rang yo mmamas door bell she said ding dong

tina's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so weird she thought 1+1=half a fish

kayla boo 09's Momma Joke:

yo moma so poor i asked her 2 used da reztroom n she tld me 2 pick a corner……lmao….lol u dum guh hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

kayla boo 09's Momma Joke:

man yo moma so splcial i had asked her do she have a crayon nd she seid ITZ al pencil …..lol

kayla boo 09's Momma Joke:

yo moma so dum she wuz n da club one dae praisin da lord den wen she went 2 church she told da ppl im katch da hollighozt!!!!!!!!!

kayla boo 09's Momma Joke:

yo moma so dum i had asked her 4 sum gum she told me 2 go 2 da toliet!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO…lol

kayla boo 09's Momma Joke:

man yo moma so special i had asked her do she have a crayon nd she seid ITZ al pencil …..lol

ka ka bouh's Momma Joke:

ZEXY KAN I !!!!!!!!!!!

David's Momma Joke:

Hey christian, yeah, Yo mama so ugly she walked out the pet store and the alarm went of

David's Momma Joke:

christian, Yo mama so ugly it looks like her face caught fire and yo family tried to put it out wita pitchfork

David's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds o crack

David's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat she got on the bus and turned it into the subway

David's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, the reflection ducked then the mirror broke

David's Momma Joke:

ka ka bouh yo jokes r corny, whack.

marco ramirez's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so old her brest milk is expired!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

marco ramirez's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat wen god said let there be light he said move out the way bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bryant's Momma Joke:

yo mama like a freezer, everybody puts their meat in

kj's Momma Joke:

yo mama like a box, shes always getting nailed

bryant's Momma Joke:

yo mama painties stank so bad, the us goverment use them to scare the mexicans away

yo mama so fat, the last time she saw 90210 it was on her bathroom scale

poiu's Momma Joke:

un culo es rico

David's Momma Joke:

bryant!? Yo mama so damn fat she wakes up in sections

David's Momma Joke:

Yo mamy so damn fat as a kid she could only play seek, but people could hide in her fat but

David's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat she farted and parted the seas

David's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat she farted and she started a camp fire

David's Momma Joke:

So fat she farted and her panties blew away in the wind along with a bus

David's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat she falls off both sides of the bed

David's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat when she bends over we enter daylight savings

David's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard

David's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so old she walked into an antique store and they kept her

David's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so poor, people rob her house for practice!

David's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC she has to lick other peoples fingers

David's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so ugly people hang her picture on their cars so they don’t get stolen

David's Momma Joke:

She’s so ugly when she was a baby they stuck er in the corner and fed er witha slingshot

David's Momma Joke:

. . . . . . .

David's Momma Joke:

Dang!!!!?!?!?

David's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so stupid when the computer said press any key to continue, she couldn’t find it. . .!

David's Momma Joke:

Yo mamas butt cheeks so big and white yo daddy claims he’s been to da moon and back

David's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so nasty she got kicked outa red lobster for bringing her own crabs

David's Momma Joke:

Yo mamas butt cheeks so fat people thought her butt was gettin stiffers all day

David's Momma Joke:

Hello? anyone? u all stink

joker's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat she has more chins than a hongkong phonebook

killer's Momma Joke:

yo mama so ugly that she made you

jake's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat her nickname is DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jake's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid she traded her car for gas money.

jake's Momma Joke:

yo mama so old she used to babysit Yoda

jake's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat that God couldn’t light the earth until she moved

i's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so dumb she sold her car for gas money

Zimai's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so stupid she jumped through the air and got stuck!!!

Zimai's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat she jumped through the air and got stuck!!!

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so stupid, she went to McDonalds and kissed a hamburger because it said “I’m loving it” on the wrapper.

Aaron(same person who posted the McDonalds yo mama joke)'s Momma Joke:

Yo mama so poor, I saw her walking down the street with a cardboard box and I asked her what she was doing, she said she was moving.

Aaron's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so big, when she was floating in the ocean, some sailors saw her and thought she was the “new world”

yo mommas colour's Momma Joke:

yo mommas is so black and her teeth are so yelloy when she smiles she looks like a cheese burger

Jack's Momma Joke:

yo i like cheese

Jack's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat she eats wheat thicks.
lol

boobs's Momma Joke:

im fat

uhgkgghgjgjk's Momma Joke:

why are these jokes so stupid?

uhgkgghgjgjk's Momma Joke:

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uhgkgghgjgjk's Momma Joke:

yo mama is ***************************************************************

frodo's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat her titties are smaller then yours

frodo's Momma Joke:

go to youtube and type in fred pick an episode

Pete Rose's Momma Joke:

The CHAMP is here

Pete Rose's Momma Joke:

Who wanna go

PrimeTime's Momma Joke:

Lets git it

PrimeTime's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so fat she drive a spandex car

PrimeTime's Momma Joke:

Yo Momma so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat she sat on a chair and it said abcdefg get your fat ass off of me.

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo moma so fat she puts mayonaisse on her diet pills. oh what now bitchs

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat she put mayo on her diet pills. what now bitchs

PrimeTime's Momma Joke:

Boo Boo ass jokes man

PrimeTime's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so fat her nipples look like lamp shapes

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mam so old she ran track with george washington.

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid she gave birth to you!!!

Yo mama sucks's Momma Joke:

yo mama’s just like a carton of juice, you peel the straw off, stick it in the hole, sip on the straw, trash the carton and move on to the next one.

sha sha's Momma Joke:

ur mama is so ugly she look like ur brother’s and sister’s

Yo mama sucks's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat,…shes fat

MINIMI's Momma Joke:

All these momma jokes suck like shit don’t know why they post this junk here is a better one

yo mama so fat i went in her half way i was lost NOW THATS A MOMMA JOKE @$*@$

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Yo Mama is so fat she had to get baptizes in Sea World.

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

To momma so stupid she could starve in a grocery store!

gunner's Momma Joke:

crap jokes

gunner's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the sofa

g*'s Momma Joke:

Yo mama so stupid she knocked on a street light and said “i know your in there the lights are on”

lady r$'s Momma Joke:

yo momma so big… when she went to the airport they told her that she would have to buy 50 airplane tickets becuase her big ass couldnt fit

lady r$'s Momma Joke:

yo momma so big… when she went to the airport they told her that she would have to buy 50 airplane tickets becuase her big ass couldnt fit

lady r$'s Momma Joke:

yo momma so big… when she went to the airport they told her that she would have to buy 50 airplane tickets becuase her big ass couldnt fit

REBECCA's Momma Joke:

YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPS SHE DOESN’T COME DOWN…….BECAUSE SHE DIDN’T GO UP!

REBECCA's Momma Joke:

YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE PUTS ON A RAINCOAT KIDS SAY SCHOOL BUS SCHOOL BUS!

REBECCA's Momma Joke:

YO MAMA SO FAT YOU NEED A TOUR GUIDE TO GET AROUND HER!

REBECCA's Momma Joke:

YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE SAW A YELLOW SCHOOL BUS WITH WHITE KIDS SHE SAID….STOP THAT TWINKIE!

REBECCA's Momma Joke:

YO DADA’S SO FAT HE GOT FORCED TO MARRY JENNY CREG!

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momma so ugly that she went into a haunted house and came out with an application

logan's Momma Joke:

yo momma so hair that big foot takes pictures of her

logan's Momma Joke:

yo momma so stupid that she studied for a drug test

logan's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat that everytime she turns around they give her a welcome back party

logan's Momma Joke:

yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money

logan's Momma Joke:

yo so ols that she ran track with dinosaurs

logan's Momma Joke:

yo momma so bold that i can see whats on her mind

logan's Momma Joke:

yo momma so poor that she cant even pay attention.
tht one waz kinda old l0l

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mamma’s teeth are so yellow that the sun qiut his job

Yo Hitler's Momma Joke:

Yo Momma so stupid she is a jew and she looks up to Hitler as a romodel!!!

Corey's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so stupid she stupid she stuck a battery up her butt and said i got the power.

Corey's Momma Joke:

Yo momma teeth so yellow she makes her own butter

Corey's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so stupid she went to the Super Bowl and brang a spoon

Corey's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes everyone thinks shes going in reverse

Corey's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so fat she sat on the toilet and it started singing ABC 123 get your fat ass off of me

Corey's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so hairy the only language she speaks is Wookie

Corey's Momma Joke:

Heres an old one. Yo momma so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch.

Corey's Momma Joke:

If u like these plz post a comment saying u do.Most of these are original by me

austin sledge's Momma Joke:

yo momma so slutty,she gots flowers on her panties to represent all the faces that were buried there!

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Your momma so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund

Angelica's Momma Joke:

your mommas so fat when she wore a red dress, kids were chasing her down the block thinking she was the kool aid man

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

DAMN!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAA

shelby's Momma Joke:

yo mama so poor that when i seen her kikin a can down the street and I asked her wat she was doin, she sed she was movin!

shelby's Momma Joke:

yo mama so ugly she looks like you!!! bitchessss

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

your momma so fat it took her an hour to get to the refrigarator.

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

your momma so ugly she made onions cry.

crazychris88@gmail.com hit me up on myspace's Momma Joke:

ur mama so fattt when god said Let there be light she moved

what now bitches

crazychris88@gmail.com hit me up on myspace's Momma Joke:

ur mam so fat she has to roll over twice just to get on here back

crazychris88@gmail.com hit me up on myspace's Momma Joke:

ur mama so black i mean so black she has coco Kispy as lice

crazychris88@gmail.com hit me up on myspace's Momma Joke:

Ur mama like a door nob ….. everyone gets a turn lol

crazychris88@gmail.com hit me up on myspace's Momma Joke:

ur mam so fat she roller blades with trucks

crazychris88@gmail.com hit me up on myspace's Momma Joke:

ur mama so ugly when she met Jason…. Jason took off his mask and said you need more than i do

bianca's Momma Joke:

yo mama like a hardware store five cents a screw

bianca's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat she makes elaphants feel good about them selfs

blaine's Momma Joke:

ur mamas titttys so big they beep the horn every time she gets in2 the car !!!!!!!!!!!

Bun Head's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is such a penacostal that she went to a penacostal church and asked to have one of their honeybuns.

Bun Head's Momma Joke:

your mommas so ugly she had a rats nest just like me

n/a's Momma Joke:

wow you guys have some potty mouths you really need to go to bed.

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