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534 Responses to “Yo Momma’s Day Jokes for May 2008”

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    Anonymous said:

      yo momma’s so fat that when she sat on a rainbow, skittles came out.

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    courtney said:

      your mommas so stupid she used nair and ct herself

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    yayme!9870 said:

      yo momma so fat that she use bacon flavoured lipgloss

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    familyguyfan said:

      yo momma is so fat even peter griffin don’t wanna sleep with her!

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    shakeanango said:

      Your amam so fat, when she got hit by a train she said,”Who threw that rock”. Your mama is so ugly, when she walks on the beach, the sun passes out. Ya mama is so fat, when I yell koolaid, she comes crashing through the window

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    lol said:

      yo momma is so poor once i sat on her couch, a coachroah came out and said i am paying half for this reat!

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    Karla said:

      yo momma has so many extensions in her hair she ran at&t outta business

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    Anonymous said:

      yo mama is so fat when she went swimming pirates came andd said “land hoy”.

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    mike said:

      yo mama is so fat when she tried to tell a joke the audience was’nt laughing but the floor was cracking.

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    mike said:

      yo mama is so fat when she tried to tell a joke the audience wasn”t laughing but the floor was cracking up!

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    stef said:

      yo mama so fat that she shaggred a dog

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