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610 Responses to “Yo Momma’s Day Jokes for May 2008”

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  1. 100
    robed said:

      your mamas like burger king you can have your way

  2. 101
    sophie said:

      ………… yhh that joke wwas quite good …. but not as good as your mom was last night

  3. 102
    Anonymous said:

      You momma is so fat that she ioasdfiosdfaiojsdf

  4. 103
    pavel tretjakov said:

      Yo momma so fat that she looks like mine.

  5. 104
    Pavel said:

      your mum is so fat that she made the whole country starve to death

  6. 105
    Livvi said:

      yO MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE STEPED ON THE OCEAN BEACH THE WHALES SAID “WE R FAMILY EVEN KNOW UR FATTER THAN ME!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. 106
    TUP@C said:

      YO MOMM@ SO FAT WHEN SHE WHERES A YELLOW RAIN COAT PEOPLE SAY T@Xi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TUP@C

  8. 107
    anonyomous lad said:

      yo mommas so old she farts out dust. yo momma so dumb she called the fire brigade to water her plants. yo momma so dumb she called the ambulance for a plaster. yo mommas armpits are so hairy it looks like shes got 2 gorillas under her armpits!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. 108
    HmmmmILoveRyan said:

      yo mama so fat wen she went on the beach people ran round her and shouted free willy!
      yo mama is so fat wen she went in the ocean spain went over to claim there new land

  10. 109
    JUAN said:

      YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED AT THE EMINEM FACTORY FOR THROWING AWAY ALL THE W’S

  11. 110
    JUAN said:

      YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE TRIED PUTING EMINEMS IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER

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