Yo momma is like a fukin brick, she is really flat an both sides and she gets laid by beeners evry day!! ur mom is a bitch… yo momma got kicked out of red lobster because she was pourin salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh!! lolzz
yo momma so stupid she stop at a stop sing and waited till it said go yo momma so stupid she trip over a wireless phone yo momma so fat we had to run around her for a marathon yo momma so fat i rolled over her twice and got lost i beat all of yall so stfu
Posted: May 27th, 2008
Yo momma is like a fukin brick, she is really flat an both sides and she gets laid by beeners evry day!! ur mom is a bitch… yo momma got kicked out of red lobster because she was pourin salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh!! lolzz
Posted: May 27th, 2008
Yo Mommas Teeth So Yellow When She Close Her Mouth Her Stomach Lights Up
Posted: May 27th, 2008
Yo Momma Is Like A Dog Anything Can Hump Her
Posted: May 27th, 2008
Yo Momma So Ugly She Heard The Mtv Producers Sayin They Should Start A Pimp My Face
Posted: May 27th, 2008
Yo Momma So Fat She Hurdles Skyscrapers
Posted: May 27th, 2008
Yo Momma So Fat She Jumped Ova Wal-Mart, Tripped Ova K-Mart, And Landed On Target
Posted: May 27th, 2008
Yo Momma So Fat At The End Of The Day She Has To Pick Planes Outta Her Hair
Posted: May 27th, 2008
Yo Momma So Stupid Wen She Went To A Party And Sumone Yelled “The Roof Is On Fire” She Stopped,Dropped,And Rolled
Posted: May 27th, 2008
YO MOMMA IS SO POOR I ASKED HER CAN I USE THE BATHROOM,SHE SAID’ PICK A CORNER’
Posted: May 28th, 2008
Yo momma’s like the town bycicle, everyone gets a ride
Posted: May 28th, 2008
yo momma so stupid she stop at a stop sing and waited till it said go yo momma so stupid she trip over a wireless phone yo momma so fat we had to run around her for a marathon yo momma so fat i rolled over her twice and got lost i beat all of yall so stfu