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676 Responses to “Yo Momma’s Day Jokes for May 2008”

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  1. 155
    porshia AKA lil mama said:

      yo mama is so stupid she bark at a cat and then ask the cat to bark back

      yo mama is so fat that this kid was walking down the street with a pice chicken she grab the boy chicken and tried to run off

      yo mama is so stupid that she call a coumpter a toater

      yo mama is so ugly that when she ask usher to marry her he said if you had a pretty side he would marry both

  2. 156
    porshia AKA lil mama said:

      hay yall call me if you want so yo mama jokes
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  3. 157
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so fat when god said there be light he told your mom to move fat ass out of the way

  4. 158
    -Mexicana- said:

      Tu ama esta bien pendeja, y tan puta que va pa la sanbernardo en pelotas pa vender chicles y panocha

  5. 159
    -Mexicana- said:

      la mama de Raul ta tan chingona y tan apestosa que…que qada ves que pasa por mi le vento un perfume que disinfecta.

  6. 160
    -Mexicana- said:

      HI RUBBER MAN

  7. 161
    -Mexicana- said:

      Raul es tan maricon que no sabe que dicir cuando le cagan el palo…..

  8. 162
    gtr said:

      yo momma so fat she fell in love an broke it!!

  9. 163
    hairy said:

      yo mama so stupid she had to climb over a glass wall to see what was on the other side! LOL

  10. 164
    -Mexicana- said:

      YO MOMMA IS SO WOBBLY EVERY TIME SHE WALKS SHE SLAPS SOME ONE IN THE FACE WITH HER ASS

  11. 165
    J.Dog said:

      Yo mooma’s so fat that when she went swimmin’ in the ocean the whales started singin’ “We are family”!

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