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676 Responses to “Yo Momma’s Day Jokes for May 2008”

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  1. 166
    matt said:

      yo momma so fat when i was raping her i had to go over speed bumps

  2. 167
    phifeboy said:

      Yo momma so fat I’ve known her all my life … and I still haven’t seen ALL of her!
      Yo momma so stupid She has to ask for help to use hamburger helper
      Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
      Yo momma so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
      Yo momma so dumb she returned a jigsaw puzzle, complaining it was broken.

  3. 168
    alexlanderos22 said:

      yo mama is so old that when she walked into an antique store, they kept her.

  4. 169
    alexlanderos22 said:

      Yo mama is so dumb that she returned a donut saying it was rriped.
      Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
      Yo mama is so fat that her shadow weighs 100 pounds.
      Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to drown a fish.
      Yo mama is so old that her driver’s licence is in hiroglyphics.
      Yo mama is so short that you can see her feet on her i.d.
      Yo mama is so old that she still owes moses a quarter.

  5. 170
    alexlanderos22 said:

      Yo mama is so fat that she fell in love and broke it.
      Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on four quartes she made it a dollar.
      Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on a quarte a booger popped out of George Washington’s nose.
      Yo mama is so dumb that she watches the three stooges and takes note.
      Yo mama is so dumb that she sold her car for gas money.
      Yo mama is so scary that she can scare the moss off a rock.

  6. 171
    stephen said:

      yo mama so stupid a sign said disney left and she went home

  7. 172
    Anonymous said:

      YO MAMA IS SO FAT SHE WENT TO THE BEACH AND SHE SAID FREE WILLY

  8. 173
    shooopy said:

      yo mama’s so fat when she sat on a quarter a booger popped out of george washingtons nose
      yo mama’s so fat when she went to a resturant she looked at the menu and said…”ok”
      yo mama’s so fat she has to pull down her pants to get in her pocket
      yo mama’s so fat the national weather channel gave a name for each one of her farts
      yo mama’s so ugly she went to a beauty sallon and it took 3 hours for just n estimate
      yo mama’s so old when i told her “act her own age she died”

  9. 174
    the best jokes... said:

      yo mama is so stupid she put to quarters to her ears started shaking her head n said im listenin to 50 cent..
      yo mamas teeth are so yellow wen she closes her mouth her stomach glowes

  10. 175
    maddie:DD said:

      yo momma is soo stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.?
      ?

  11. 176
    maddie:DD said:

      yo momma is soo stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.

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