612 Responses to “Yo Momma’s Day Jokes for May 2008”

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1. 188
   pennies said:
   Posted: May 31st, 2008

   Yo momma so fat she went to the beach to get a tan and the sun burnt out!

2. 189
   pennies said:
   Posted: May 31st, 2008

   Yo momma so poor I walked through her front door, tripped and hit my head on the back fence!

3. 190
   pennies said:
   Posted: May 31st, 2008

   YO momma so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag!

4. 191
   pennies said:
   Posted: May 31st, 2008

   You know what? i should not even be talking about yo momma because i dont even know the man!

5. 192
   pennies said:
   Posted: May 31st, 2008

   Yo momma so fat she cant even jump into conclusion!

6. 193
   pennies said:
   Posted: May 31st, 2008

   Yo momma so poor she cant even afford to pay attention!

7. 194
   pennies said:
   Posted: May 31st, 2008

   Yo momma so ugly, quasimoto would not date her

8. 195
   pennies said:
   Posted: May 31st, 2008

   I feel sorry for the sucker that had to mary yo momma, especially if it was a man, witch it probably is not!

9. 196
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: May 31st, 2008

   Yo mama so dumb when someone said here look at this Van Gogh, shes like ” WHERE WHERE’D HE GO?

10. 197
    AARON A said:
    Posted: May 31st, 2008

    yo momma so ugly she made a mirror cry

11. 198
    badboy14 said:
    Posted: June 1st, 2008

    your momma is so stupid that when she sees a school bus full of white kids she says “come back twinke come back”

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