Yo Momma’s Day Jokes for May 2008

alexlanderos22's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is so fat that she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on four quartes she made it a dollar.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on a quarte a booger popped out of George Washington’s nose.
Yo mama is so dumb that she watches the three stooges and takes note.
Yo mama is so dumb that she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama is so scary that she can scare the moss off a rock.
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alexlanderos22's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is so dumb that she returned a donut saying it was rriped.
Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo mama is so fat that her shadow weighs 100 pounds.
Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama is so old that her driver’s licence is in hiroglyphics.
Yo mama is so short that you can see her feet on her i.d.
Yo mama is so old that she still owes moses a quarter.
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alexlanderos22's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so old that when she walked into an antique store, they kept her.
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phifeboy's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so fat I’ve known her all my life … and I still haven’t seen ALL of her!
Yo momma so stupid She has to ask for help to use hamburger helper
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo momma so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo momma so dumb she returned a jigsaw puzzle, complaining it was broken.
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matt's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat when i was raping her i had to go over speed bumps
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J.Dog's Momma Joke:

Yo mooma’s so fat that when she went swimmin’ in the ocean the whales started singin’ “We are family”!
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-Mexicana-'s Momma Joke:

YO MOMMA IS SO WOBBLY EVERY TIME SHE WALKS SHE SLAPS SOME ONE IN THE FACE WITH HER ASS
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hairy's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid she had to climb over a glass wall to see what was on the other side! LOL
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May yo mamma joke about my moma and everyone’s momma during momma day month.

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