576 Responses to “Yo Momma’s Day Jokes for May 2008”

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1. 12
   Jonathan said: said:
   Posted: May 7th, 2008

   Yo mama so stupid that she stoped at a stop sign and waited 4 it to say go.

2. 13
   like a fan said:
   Posted: May 7th, 2008

   Yo mamma is like a fan when she gets turned on she blows everything around her.

3. 14
   Nikki said:
   Posted: May 7th, 2008

   yo momma so fat shes on both sides of the family

4. 15
   Nirav said:
   Posted: May 7th, 2008

   is so ugly that she’s ugly

5. 16
   Nirav said:
   Posted: May 7th, 2008

   Yo Mama is a gay man that she rape his dad every night!

6. 17
   michael daigle said:
   Posted: May 7th, 2008

   yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry

7. 18
   kenny said:
   Posted: May 7th, 2008

   yo momma so black she makes wesly snipes look white.

8. 19
   kenny said:
   Posted: May 7th, 2008

   yo momma so fat her shodow gets stuck.

9. 20
   kal-el said:
   Posted: May 8th, 2008

   youre momma so stupid that she sits on the t.v. and watches the couch.

10. 21
    kal-el said:
    Posted: May 8th, 2008

    youre mum is so stupid that she stared at an orange juice carton for 3 hours because it sed concentrate.

11. 22
    lil pigment said:
    Posted: May 8th, 2008

    your mother is so fat when she turns around everyone gives her a welcome back party.

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