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610 Responses to “Yo Momma’s Day Jokes for May 2008”

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  1. 221
    akdj1227 said:

      yo moma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it never came back

  2. 222
    akdj1227 said:

      yo momma so skinny she rung my doorbell i openned the door and i couldnt see no body until i closed the door a heard a scream

  3. 223
    akdj1227 said:

      your moms american idol. I believe i can fry chicken nuggets and a plate of fries i think about it every night and day chicken nuggets and a fish fillay i believe in stealing beef thats why i became a calorie theif i believe i can fry i believe i can fryyyyyy i believe i can fryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

  4. 224
    akdj1227 said:

      yo momma so dumb she thought she spelled racecar backwards.

  5. 225
    angel said:

      yo mamma soooo ugly when you were born instead of the doc slapping you.. you slaped yo mamma

  6. 226
    ???????? said:

      Yo Momma so stupid when the weather man said it was chilly outside she grabbed a bowl!

  7. 227
    ???????? said:

      Yo momma so ugly she entered an ugly contest and they said,’ Sorry, no pros.”

  8. 228
    ???????? said:

      Yo momma so stupid she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

  9. 229
    Chase said:

      yo momma so poor i saw her kiking a can around and i askd her wat she was doing she said moving

  10. 230
    P_dizzle said:

      these jokes suck!!!!!
      like your mother

  11. 231
    fred said:

      yo mamas so fat when she eventually got in the lift she pressed it to go up and it went down

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