770 Responses to “Yo Momma’s Day Jokes for May 2008”

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1. 243
   Stefanie said:
   Posted: June 4th, 2008

   yo mamma so fat she put a thong on 3 years ago and she still cant find it

2. 244
   jase said:
   Posted: June 4th, 2008

   yo mamma soooo lonley that da only thing she can get is a vibrating dildos

3. 245
   jd said:
   Posted: June 4th, 2008

   yo mamma so fat that when she went to n.y.c.docks they thought the titanic arived

4. 246
   jd said:
   Posted: June 4th, 2008

   roses are red violets are black yo mammas chest is as flat as her back

5. 247
   Hunter said:
   Posted: June 4th, 2008

   You momma is so fat, she masturbates to a cookbook.

6. 248
   CHRIS said:
   Posted: June 5th, 2008

   Yo Momma Is So Stuped That She Thought That Fruit Punch Was A Gay Boxer

7. 249
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: June 5th, 2008

   yo sister is so ugly that zach scoles didn’t even want to date her

8. 250
   larry said:
   Posted: June 5th, 2008

   yo momma so stupid,when she sat on the toilet the toilet said abc,123 get yo fat ass off of me

9. 251
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: June 5th, 2008

   Yo momma is so stupid………she had you!!

10. 252
    twister said:
    Posted: June 5th, 2008

    yo mamas so fat that when she went in an elovater she didnt even have to prees a button before she went down

11. 253
    twister said:
    Posted: June 5th, 2008

    yo mommas so stupid that when she got locked in a bathroom she pised in her pance

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