1348 Yo Momma Jokes in “Yo Momma’s Day Jokes for May 2008”
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May yo mamma joke about my moma and everyone’s momma during momma day month.
yo mama so ugly she makes michael jackson look good
Tweetyo mama so white she makes albino’s look black
yo mama’s butt is so harry it looks like don kings about to pop out and say hello america
yo mama so fat she plays pool with the planets
yo mama so fat when she jumped up she got stuck in the sky
yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade
Tweetyo mama so old she had jesus in her year book
yo mama so old her social security number is one
yo mama so fat her right butt cheek rides shotgun
yo mama so fat when she walked out side in a red sweater every1 said hey look koolaid
yo mama so old when god said let there be light he told her to move her big fat butt
yo mama so stupid she puts lipstick on her head just to make up her mind
yo mama so poor when i seen her kicken a can down the street and i asked her what she was doin and she said movin
yo mama so old when she farts dust comes out
yo mama so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch
yo mams so fat whenever she takes a step every1 says run earthquake
Yo Momma so fat that when she died, Jesus Christ couldn’t lift up her spirit from her grave.
Tweetyour mother is so fat when she turns around everyone gives her a welcome back party.
Tweetyoure mum is so stupid that she stared at an orange juice carton for 3 hours because it sed concentrate.
Tweetyoure momma so stupid that she sits on the t.v. and watches the couch.
Tweetyo momma so fat her shodow gets stuck.
Tweetyo momma so black she makes wesly snipes look white.
Tweetyo momma so ugly she made an onion cry
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