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1348 Yo Momma Jokes in “Yo Momma’s Day Jokes for May 2008”

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  1. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she makes michael jackson look good
    yo mama so white she makes albino’s look black
    yo mama’s butt is so harry it looks like don kings about to pop out and say hello america
    yo mama so fat she plays pool with the planets
    yo mama so fat when she jumped up she got stuck in the sky



  2. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade
    yo mama so old she had jesus in her year book
    yo mama so old her social security number is one
    yo mama so fat her right butt cheek rides shotgun
    yo mama so fat when she walked out side in a red sweater every1 said hey look koolaid
    yo mama so old when god said let there be light he told her to move her big fat butt
    yo mama so stupid she puts lipstick on her head just to make up her mind
    yo mama so poor when i seen her kicken a can down the street and i asked her what she was doin and she said movin
    yo mama so old when she farts dust comes out
    yo mama so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch
    yo mams so fat whenever she takes a step every1 says run earthquake



  3. Frank Da Tank's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat that when she died, Jesus Christ couldn’t lift up her spirit from her grave.



  4. lil pigment's Momma Joke:

    your mother is so fat when she turns around everyone gives her a welcome back party.



  5. kal-el's Momma Joke:

    youre mum is so stupid that she stared at an orange juice carton for 3 hours because it sed concentrate.



  6. kal-el's Momma Joke:

    youre momma so stupid that she sits on the t.v. and watches the couch.



  7. kenny's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat her shodow gets stuck.



  8. kenny's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black she makes wesly snipes look white.



  9. michael daigle's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry

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