yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade
yo mama so old she had jesus in her year book
yo mama so old her social security number is one
yo mama so fat her right butt cheek rides shotgun
yo mama so fat when she walked out side in a red sweater every1 said hey look koolaid
yo mama so old when god said let there be light he told her to move her big fat butt
yo mama so stupid she puts lipstick on her head just to make up her mind
yo mama so poor when i seen her kicken a can down the street and i asked her what she was doin and she said movin
yo mama so old when she farts dust comes out
yo mama so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch
yo mams so fat whenever she takes a step every1 says run earthquake
yo mama so ugly she makes michael jackson look good
yo mama so white she makes albino’s look black
yo mama’s butt is so harry it looks like don kings about to pop out and say hello america
yo mama so fat she plays pool with the planets
yo mama so fat when she jumped up she got stuck in the sky
Posted: May 8th, 2008
Yo Momma so fat that when she died, Jesus Christ couldn’t lift up her spirit from her grave.
Posted: May 8th, 2008
yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade
yo mama so old she had jesus in her year book
yo mama so old her social security number is one
yo mama so fat her right butt cheek rides shotgun
yo mama so fat when she walked out side in a red sweater every1 said hey look koolaid
yo mama so old when god said let there be light he told her to move her big fat butt
yo mama so stupid she puts lipstick on her head just to make up her mind
yo mama so poor when i seen her kicken a can down the street and i asked her what she was doin and she said movin
yo mama so old when she farts dust comes out
yo mama so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch
yo mams so fat whenever she takes a step every1 says run earthquake
Posted: May 8th, 2008
yo mama so ugly she makes michael jackson look good
yo mama so white she makes albino’s look black
yo mama’s butt is so harry it looks like don kings about to pop out and say hello america
yo mama so fat she plays pool with the planets
yo mama so fat when she jumped up she got stuck in the sky
Posted: May 8th, 2008
yo mama so fat she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck
Posted: May 8th, 2008
yo mama so stupid when some1 asked her to go to a clippers game she thought she was goin to get her hair cut
Posted: May 8th, 2008
yo mama so poor when i walked through the front door i was in the back yard
Posted: May 8th, 2008
yo mama so ugly the judges kicked her outa the ugly contest
Posted: May 8th, 2008
yo mama so ugly she mad michael jackson look like bradd pit
Posted: May 8th, 2008
your momma so stupid she put make up on her forehead just to make up her mind
Posted: May 8th, 2008
your momma ass so big when she watched past the tv you missed 3 tv shows
Posted: May 9th, 2008
yo mama is so ugly she made a onion cry