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565 Responses to “Yo Momma’s Day Jokes for May 2008”

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  1. 23
    Frank Da Tank said:

      Yo Momma so fat that when she died, Jesus Christ couldn’t lift up her spirit from her grave.

  2. 24
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade
      yo mama so old she had jesus in her year book
      yo mama so old her social security number is one
      yo mama so fat her right butt cheek rides shotgun
      yo mama so fat when she walked out side in a red sweater every1 said hey look koolaid
      yo mama so old when god said let there be light he told her to move her big fat butt
      yo mama so stupid she puts lipstick on her head just to make up her mind
      yo mama so poor when i seen her kicken a can down the street and i asked her what she was doin and she said movin
      yo mama so old when she farts dust comes out
      yo mama so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch
      yo mams so fat whenever she takes a step every1 says run earthquake

  3. 25
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so ugly she makes michael jackson look good
      yo mama so white she makes albino’s look black
      yo mama’s butt is so harry it looks like don kings about to pop out and say hello america
      yo mama so fat she plays pool with the planets
      yo mama so fat when she jumped up she got stuck in the sky

  4. 26
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so fat she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck

  5. 27
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so stupid when some1 asked her to go to a clippers game she thought she was goin to get her hair cut

  6. 28
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so poor when i walked through the front door i was in the back yard

  7. 29
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so ugly the judges kicked her outa the ugly contest

  8. 30
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so ugly she mad michael jackson look like bradd pit

  9. 31
    Sierra said:

      your momma so stupid she put make up on her forehead just to make up her mind

  10. 32
    Sierra said:

      your momma ass so big when she watched past the tv you missed 3 tv shows

  11. 33
    brendan said said:

      yo mama is so ugly she made a onion cry

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