769 Responses to “Yo Momma’s Day Jokes for May 2008”

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1. 320
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: June 12th, 2008

   yo mama is so black nad her teeth are so yellow, her face looks like a pittsburg steeler helmet!

2. 321
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: June 12th, 2008

   yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow and black shirt, people yell TAXI!

3. 322
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: June 12th, 2008

   yo mama is so fat when we look @ her private area we get her mixed with a guy!

4. 323
   Jordan said:
   Posted: June 12th, 2008

   yo mama is soo ugly, that when she was born her mom said what treasure and her dad said ya, lets go bury it

5. 324
   Donovan said:
   Posted: June 12th, 2008

   yo mama so fat when she fell i aint wanna laugh but tha ground was crackin up

6. 325
   jayda said:
   Posted: June 12th, 2008

   yo moma so poor that i step on a peace of ice and she said why u broke my air condition

7. 326
   awsome yo moma person said:
   Posted: June 12th, 2008

   yo moma so old she still owes mosis a dollar,yo moma so ugly her father brings her 2 work everyday just so he dosent hve 2 kiss her good bye

8. 327
   Lucas Radojcin said:
   Posted: June 13th, 2008

   Yo moma so disgusting when i asked her whats for dinner she spread her legs and said crabs, (take this and you die)

9. 328
   udevel said:
   Posted: June 13th, 2008

   yo mamma so hariy the only langueg she speaks is wooki ddddd

10. 329
    Anonymous said:
    Posted: June 13th, 2008

    xzdsrfehs eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

11. 330
    Emily said:
    Posted: June 13th, 2008

    Your mama is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 mintutes before you do.

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