610 Responses to “Yo Momma’s Day Jokes for May 2008”

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1. 34
   brendan said said:
   Posted: May 9th, 2008

   yo mama is so poor she had to find a coupon to buy something at 99c store

2. 35
   anonymous said:
   Posted: May 9th, 2008

   yo momma

3. 36
   lolz said:
   Posted: May 9th, 2008

   your mama is so fat she ran over a car

4. 37
   lolz said:
   Posted: May 9th, 2008

   yo mama is so fat that everytime that shes sees a bus full of white kids shes yells” stop that dick”

5. 38
   anonymous said:
   Posted: May 9th, 2008

   Yo momma’s so fat that if there was a crime for being obese your mom would be in the FBI’s MOST WANTED!

6. 39
   anonymous said:
   Posted: May 9th, 2008

   Yo momma’s so fat when she jumped off a diving board everyone started yelling Tsunami!

7. 40
   anonymous said:
   Posted: May 9th, 2008

   Yo momma’s so stupid that she thought that a quarterback was a refund!

8. 41
   anonymous said:
   Posted: May 9th, 2008

   Yo momma’s so fat that when she entered a pie eating contest the judges said NO PROFESSINONALS

9. 42
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: May 9th, 2008

   yo mama is so fat that she ways 60 pounds

10. 43
    jonathan said:
    Posted: May 9th, 2008

    your momma so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl

11. 44
    love+ said:
    Posted: May 9th, 2008

    your momma so black she went to night school and counted her absent

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