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771 Responses to “Yo Momma’s Day Jokes for May 2008”

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    BeautyDreamer16 said:

      Yo momma is soooo fat her skin stretches like spendex under and then… it ripes into many pieces

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    Kvt Beauty said:

      Yo Mama so FAT daht she made Weight Watchers Blind..

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    sexyblack said:

      yo mama so ugly when she walked threw the hallways the walls said on hell nae

  4. 488
    alicia said:

      yo mama is so stupid she use make up to make her mind

      looooooooool

  5. 489
    dude said:

      yo mama so fat that when she sat on a quarter a booger came out washington’s nose

  6. 490
    Kisame said:

      Yo mam is so fat when she walked infront of the window we lost 100 days of light

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    yaszmiinnn--duhh said:

      ya momma so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping of the curb

      ya mommas theme song is ‘we are family, burger-king mcdonalds and me

      ya mommas house is so small we ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside

  8. 492
    yaszmiinnn--duhh said:

      moree-

      ya mommas so hairy she got afro’s on her nipples

      ya momma so poor i walked through the front door and triiped over the back yard fence

      ya mommas so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

      ya momma so fat if she walks to long she starts sweating cooking oil

      ya mommas so ugly she gets maced by rapist

  9. 493
    yaszmiinnn--duhh said:

      keepin themm comingg-

      ya momma so poor she recycles tolit paper

      ya momma so dumb she called you a son-of-a-bitch

      ya momma so stupid she saw a sign that said wet cement,so she did

      Yo mama is so stupid, she ate two Weight Watchers dinners so she’d lose twice as much weight.

      ya momma so cheap she sat on a bucket when she was pregnant,to save water

      Yo momma is so dumb she climbed over a glass window to see what was on the other side!

      Yo momma is so dumb she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!

      ya momma so fat her bath tub has stretch marks

  10. 494
    anyssa said:

      yo mama so fake she makes barbie look real

  11. 495
    Someone said:

      Yo mama so ugly, her mama got morning sickness-after she was born!
      Yo mama so ugly when she was born, her mama named her: “S*** happens!”
      Yo mama so fat when she was sitting on the beach, Greenpeace tried to push her into the ocean.

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