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Yo momma is soooo fat her skin stretches like spendex under and then… it ripes into many pieces
Yo Mama so FAT daht she made Weight Watchers Blind..
yo mama so ugly when she walked threw the hallways the walls said on hell nae
yo mama is so stupid she use make up to make her mind
looooooooool
yo mama so fat that when she sat on a quarter a booger came out washington’s nose
Yo mam is so fat when she walked infront of the window we lost 100 days of light
ya momma so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping of the curb
ya mommas theme song is ‘we are family, burger-king mcdonalds and me
ya mommas house is so small we ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside
moree-
ya mommas so hairy she got afro’s on her nipples
ya momma so poor i walked through the front door and triiped over the back yard fence
ya mommas so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon
ya momma so fat if she walks to long she starts sweating cooking oil
ya mommas so ugly she gets maced by rapist
keepin themm comingg-
ya momma so poor she recycles tolit paper
ya momma so dumb she called you a son-of-a-bitch
ya momma so stupid she saw a sign that said wet cement,so she did
Yo mama is so stupid, she ate two Weight Watchers dinners so she’d lose twice as much weight.
ya momma so cheap she sat on a bucket when she was pregnant,to save water
Yo momma is so dumb she climbed over a glass window to see what was on the other side!
Yo momma is so dumb she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!
ya momma so fat her bath tub has stretch marks
yo mama so fake she makes barbie look real
Yo mama so ugly, her mama got morning sickness-after she was born! Yo mama so ugly when she was born, her mama named her: “S*** happens!” Yo mama so fat when she was sitting on the beach, Greenpeace tried to push her into the ocean.
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Posted: July 1st, 2008
Yo momma is soooo fat her skin stretches like spendex under and then… it ripes into many pieces
Posted: July 2nd, 2008
Yo Mama so FAT daht she made Weight Watchers Blind..
Posted: July 3rd, 2008
yo mama so ugly when she walked threw the hallways the walls said on hell nae
Posted: July 3rd, 2008
yo mama is so stupid she use make up to make her mind
looooooooool
Posted: July 4th, 2008
yo mama so fat that when she sat on a quarter a booger came out washington’s nose
Posted: July 4th, 2008
Yo mam is so fat when she walked infront of the window we lost 100 days of light
Posted: July 4th, 2008
ya momma so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping of the curb
ya mommas theme song is ‘we are family, burger-king mcdonalds and me
ya mommas house is so small we ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside
Posted: July 4th, 2008
moree-
ya mommas so hairy she got afro’s on her nipples
ya momma so poor i walked through the front door and triiped over the back yard fence
ya mommas so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon
ya momma so fat if she walks to long she starts sweating cooking oil
ya mommas so ugly she gets maced by rapist
Posted: July 4th, 2008
keepin themm comingg-
ya momma so poor she recycles tolit paper
ya momma so dumb she called you a son-of-a-bitch
ya momma so stupid she saw a sign that said wet cement,so she did
Yo mama is so stupid, she ate two Weight Watchers dinners so she’d lose twice as much weight.
ya momma so cheap she sat on a bucket when she was pregnant,to save water
Yo momma is so dumb she climbed over a glass window to see what was on the other side!
Yo momma is so dumb she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!
ya momma so fat her bath tub has stretch marks
Posted: July 5th, 2008
yo mama so fake she makes barbie look real
Posted: July 6th, 2008
Yo mama so ugly, her mama got morning sickness-after she was born!
Yo mama so ugly when she was born, her mama named her: “S*** happens!”
Yo mama so fat when she was sitting on the beach, Greenpeace tried to push her into the ocean.