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677 Responses to “Yo Momma’s Day Jokes for May 2008”

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    thomas said:

      yo mama so stupid she brung a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

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    tonya said:

      your mama is like a car put new wheels on her and she is reddy to ride

  3. 531
    Aakash said: posted july 18 yo mama so fat when she sat on a game cube it turned into a game boy said:

      you mama so fat when she sat on a game cube it turned into a game boy.

  4. 532
    Jack is gay said:

      Yo mommas so ugly even Rosie Odonnell wont go out with her

  5. 533
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so fat she is fat

  6. 534
    ur fat said:

      and so am i

  7. 535
    Anonymous said:

      ur mama so fat she a bitch

  8. 536
    d555 said:

      yo momma so stupid she ate a yellow school bus full of white people and thought it was a twinkey

  9. 537
    stefan said:

      yo momma so old when she was at school there was no history class.

  10. 538
    stevoo12 said:

      Your moms like a door knob every1 get a turn
      Yo man my back is killin me, i just gave your mom a pigyback ride
      Yo momma is like a hardware store 25 cents a screw
      Yo momma is like a gas station u pump before you pay
      Yo momma is like the town bike ever1 gets to ride her
      Hey, You see that sumo…….. O!! i mean your mom
      Yo momma is so small she got raped by a gummie bear
      Yo man I saw this web site i that your mom would be some were on here but she was so big they had to use three web pages foer one picture

  11. 539
    J3zz1 said:

      yo momma is so poor that for your birthday she got a cardboard box, put an “X” on it with a permanent marker, spit on it and gave it to you and said that it was an Xbox 360

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