494 Responses to “Yo Momma’s Day Jokes for May 2008”

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1. 45
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: May 10th, 2008

   your momas pussy is so nasty she got kicked out of red lobster for bringing her own crabs

2. 46
   Viviann. :] said:
   Posted: May 10th, 2008

   Lol. Yo mama so old, i told her to act her own age andd she died. [x

3. 47
   Viviann. :] said:
   Posted: May 10th, 2008

   Ahahaa. Yur mama so SKINNY she hulahoops w/ a Cherrio :]]]

4. 48
   Viviann. :] said:
   Posted: May 10th, 2008

   EW. ok. Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

5. 49
   Viviann. :] said:
   Posted: May 10th, 2008

   EW! okay.Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

6. 50
   Viviann. :] said:
   Posted: May 10th, 2008

   Uhm. Yo mama so fat she wore a raincoat andd pple yelled taxi

7. 51
   Viviann. :] said:
   Posted: May 10th, 2008

   Yo mama so fat she got baptised at sea world. Lol ^^

8. 52
   Viviann. :] said:
   Posted: May 10th, 2008

   Yo mama so fat she got baptised at sea world ^^

9. 53
   Viviann. :] said:
   Posted: May 10th, 2008

   Oh i alrdy said that o-o
   Oh welz :]]]]

10. 54
    RAE said:
    Posted: May 10th, 2008

    YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHES PREGNENT THEEY WONT BE ABLE TO FIND THE BABY

11. 55
    Anonymous said:
    Posted: May 10th, 2008

    yo momma so fat she farted and mayonaise came out

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