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770 Responses to “Yo Momma’s Day Jokes for May 2008”

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  1. 639
    pimpdog said:

      yo mama is so tall she did a kartweel and kicked jesus

  2. 640
    mike and drew said:

      yo moma so stupid,she put a quarter in a parking meter and thought a gumball would come out.

  3. 641
    Anonymous said:

      YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHES PREGNENT THEEY WONT BE ABLE TO FIND THE BABY

  4. 642
    Paige said:

      yo momma’s so fat her blood type is chocolate.
      yo momma’s so stupid, she studied for a blood test.
      yo momma’s so stupid she got run over by a parked car.
      yo momma’s so fat her waistline is “bitch, lose some weight”
      yo momma is so stupid she tripped over a wireless telephone.
      unlike rosa parks, your mom LOVES it in the back of the bus

  5. 643
    Channese said:

      yo mama so dumb she drowned in a car pool.: by AlBy 4rm: North Miami

  6. 644
    Channese said:

      yo mama so dumb wen u said your battery dided she asked when da funeral.

  7. 645
    Channese said:

      you so black u wuz raised by the sun.

  8. 646
    Channese said:

      yo mama so dumb wen she went to hell she asked satin y he did not pay his light bill.

  9. 647
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so fat when she sit on a chare it break.

  10. 648
    dame said:

      yo mam’s so old that when i said act your age she died lololololololol

  11. 649
    alexis said:

      yo momma is so dirty that when she got in the bath, it said hold up, wait a minute, let me put some clorox in it .yo momma is so stupid she thought deaf lepperd sung in sign language .yo momma is so old she was a waitress at the last supper.

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