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490 Responses to “Yo Momma’s Day Jokes for May 2008”

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  1. 56
    jake said:

      yo mommas so fat that when she stepped on the scale, she saw her phone number

  2. 57
    Luke said:

      Yo mama so stuip she though tco bell was a mexican phone service!!!!

  3. 58
    Paris Hilton said:

      Yo mama is so fat, the she weighs 45 pounds!!! OMG!

  4. 59
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so fat she bleeds crisco

  5. 60
    YO MOMMA said:

      yo momma’s so fat her blood type is chocolate.
      yo momma’s so stupid, she studied for a blood test.
      yo momma’s so stupid she got run over by a parked car.
      yo momma’s so fat her waistline is “bitch, lose some weight”
      yo momma is so stupid she tripped over a wireless telephone.
      unlike rosa parks, your mom LOVES it in the back of the bus ;)

  6. 61
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl.
      yo momma so fat she her butt got stuck in the tv.
      yo momma so skinny she hoolie hoops in a cherio

  7. 62
    I said:

      Yo momma so fat that she plays pool with the planets

  8. 63
    I said:

      Yo momma so dumb, I asked if she had any quarters or nickles to pay for some soda and she said no and I asked if she had cents (sense) at all she said no

  9. 64
    she said:

      yall jokes are so dumb no ones laughing

  10. 65
    billy ready said:

      yo mommas so fat her blood types ragoo!!!!
      yo mommas so unlucky she got hit by a tidal wave in the bath!!!!!!!
      yo mommas so stupid she got in the bath and got back out saying its too wet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. 66
    Anonymous said:

      your moma so poor, i asked to use the rest rooom she said yah the fourth treee on the right

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