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534 Responses to “Yo Momma’s Day Jokes for May 2008”

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  1. 67
    NOTrealNAME said:

      these are stupid. anyways,

      yo mama so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it never came back.

  2. 68
    becca said:

      yo mama hair so short when she braids it they look like stiches!!!

  3. 69
    cheese head said:

      ya mum said B E N Z has a small willy!!!!!!!!

  4. 70
    Anonymous said:

      Yo mama’s so ugly when you looked out of a window she got arrested fo doing a mooner

  5. 71
    Poo stain nanny said:

      Yo mama’s so ugly when you looked out of a window she got arrested fo doing a mooner

  6. 72
    bitch 95 said:

      yo momma so fat she make godzilla look like a baby

  7. 73
    Anonymous said:

      pussy
      pussy
      pussy
      pussy
      pussy
      pussy
      pussy
      pussy

      why u put pussy so many times

      nigga because i like pusy

  8. 74
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so ugly she scarred the boggyman

  9. 75
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so old her breast milk is powdered

  10. 76
    tiffany said:

      yo mamma so black whe she spit its coffee

  11. 77
    james said:

      yo momma so fat that she has more Chins then a Hong Kong phone book

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