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612 Responses to “Yo Momma’s Day Jokes for May 2008”

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  1. 78
    james said:

      yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand

  2. 79
    sandy said:

      yo mommas sooo ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from god!!

      yo mommas so black, when she walked outside, everyone thought it was the end of the world!

      yo mommas so black, she walked outside and got a ticket for tinted windows!

      yo mommas so fat, she mistakes a bus full of white people for a twinkie!

      yo mommas so stupid, when they yelled present in her college class, she ran out and got them presents!! <3

  3. 80
    joe said:

      your so ugly that your birth sertificate was actually an apology letter from the condom factory

  4. 81
    robert said:

      yo mama so old ,when someone saw you together they asked if she was yo grandma.

  5. 82
    Destiney said:

      yo momma so stupid wen she waz on her way to florida she read a sign that said disney world left so she turned around and went home

  6. 83
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama is so at she jumped and got stuck in midair

  7. 84
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so fat she has her own thong size xxxxxxxLLLLLLLLLLLLL…….to be continued

  8. 85
    blake said:

      yo momma got no teeth trying to bite my style

  9. 86
    blake said:

      yo momma is so stupid when she threw a punch she get a wedgy

  10. 87
    Cartor said:

      Your mommas so stupid when i saw her yellin into a envolope, she said she was tryin to send voice mail

  11. 88
    u no who i b said:

      yo mumma so fat dat she stepped on da skal it said 1 at a time plz!!!

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