yo mama so stupid that when she was being robbed at gunpoint, they gave her 2 options 1 give up her phone or 2 suck dick. i called her today and she picked up. Your mama sucks dick.
even though this is old, i am saying it, or writing it, whatever you get what i mean. yo mama so fat that when she jumped in the ocean everyone screamed out FREE WILLY!
yo mama said im not yo mama just yo daddy not yo grandmama or yo grandpapa just yo daddy not yo cuzin or yo sister just yo daddy not yo aunt or yo uncle just yo daddy not yo brother or yo teacher just yo daddy not yo great grandmama or yo great grandpapa just yo daddy not yo bottle of cocacola or yo chicken in a haystack just yo daddy not yo vampire or yo closet just yo daddy not yo baywatch babe or thats so raven just yo daddy not yo hersheys bar or yo mascara just yo daddy not yo girlfriend or yo boyfriend just yo daddy not yo recycleable materials or yo pencil sharpener just yo daddy not yo garbage man or yo mail man just yo daddy not yo hubba bubble gum or yo caprisun juice box just yo daddy not yo jonas brother or yo miley cyrus just yo daddy not yo favorite tv show or the watch on yo wrist just yo daddy not yo hiccups or yo fart in yo momas face just yo daddy not yo butt or yo cheeks just yo daddy not yo bed or yo favirote mini skirt just yo daddy. EAT YO NIPPLES OUT HUGH HEFNER.
yo momma is so gay that when michael jakson saw her he said ouhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
yo mamma so fat she was going to jugment time with the lord and the devil and god said man you going to hell and the man said to yo momma i dont want to go in the crack of her ass
your mama is so stupid that when she passed a yield sign, she asked what does ield mean. i said go slower, so she said, “W-h-a-t d-o-e-s y-i-e-l-d m-e-a-n?”
yo mama so fat the last time sh fell in love is when the weigh scale passed 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
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and landed on 50 pounds
your momma had her friend over and she said lettuce means in and tomato means out lettuce tomato letuce tomato lettuce tomato and she said stop your getting mayonaise on me
yo momma takes so much testosterone, when she went to the voting booth she came out with a crow bar. her son asked “what happened?” she said “I pulled the lever.”
just go back to the begining of the month of october or just click show all and go and find my name and read my jokes and they are way better than yours
Yo mommas so fat, when she jumps, an earth quake hits
Yo mommas so fat, when she wears red, somebody says, “Oh, look…a fire truck.”
Yo mommas so ugly, your dad prefers to be blindfolded during sex.
Yo mommas so ugly, when she was a baby, her moms doctor slapped her across the face.
Yo mommas so stupid, she drove down a street where a sign said, “do not enter.”
Yo mommas so stupid, she thought that a supermarket was a drive through (that came from a true story, said by a supermarket employee.)
Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff
Yo mamma’s so dumb she tripped over the cordless fone!
your mom
yo mamma is so dummb she tried 2 dorwnd a fish
Yo Mommas so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade
your moms teeth are so yellow she spits butter
your ass is so big i wanna tap that
you are stupid
your moma so hairy when u was born u got carpetburns
your mama so fat on holiday to japan the sed arrh its godzila
Yo mama’s so fat she used a highway for slip ‘n slide hahaha!!!!
yo mama’s so stupid she got held up at gun point and said i am rubber you are glue what ever you do bounces off of me and sticks to you
yo mama’s so fat she jumped off the high dive and there was a meteor shower was reported
yo mama so fat bill gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction
yo mama’s so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
on Wednesdays my therapist calls me special
yo mamas so ugly they made it leagal to throw bricks at her
Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out
Yo mama so fat when she went to the nascar race-track people were wondering why the good-year blimp hadn’t taken off.
Yo mama is like a nacsar driver she burns fifty rubbers a day
Yo mamas like the city bus you can get a ride fo fifty sences
yo mamas so easy a caveman can do her
you mamas so easy she is like the town bike everyone has had a ride
yo mama’s so ugly the mirror breaks before she gets there
yo mama’s so fat that some aliens calmed her as there new solar system
yo mama’s so stupid that if i had a dollar for every IQ point your mom had i’d be 2 thousand dollars in debt
your so fat when youin a white dress everybody goes Look the moon
do you like my jokes please answer what is your favorite by the way yo mama’s so hairy that the neighbors called hon solo to pick up chubaka
dont let any aliens see your mom they’ll harvest her planetary energy
yo mama’s so gassy she farted and started the apocalypse
yo mama’s so stinky she’s like the sandman from spiderman 3 but with manure
yo mama’s so stupid she wished she had a wish
yo mama so fat….(leaves room)
yo mama so fat her brests are 2 planets
Yo mama’s like a Big Mac.. Full of fat and only worth a buck!
yo momma is so fat when she jumped up in the air, people started to say night time already.
yo momma is like a vacume sucks in blows out and gets banged up in a closet.
yo momma is so ugly ………. she ugly ohhhhhhhhhhhh
Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
yo mamma’s so poor that one day i saw her walking down the street with one shoe and i asked her if she lost a shoe and she said”nope, just found one”
Ur momma is sooooo stupid she tried to drown a fish! LOL!
Ur momma’s teeth are soooo yellow that when she walked into the church smiling, the priest said ” LET THERE BE LIGHT!” LOL!
Ur Momma is sooo short that she can commit suicide on the side walk!!!! Lol! ???
Sorry I’m talking about ur momma…. i don’t even know the MAN!!!!! LOL!
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Ur momma is soooo poor that i when i saw her pushing a penny around, i asked what she was doing and she said ” DRIVING MY LINCOLN!” LOL!!!!
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yo mama’s soooo old she had a christmas picture with jesus
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles
your mammas so dumb she got locked in a super market and starved lol ……..
yo mammas soooo fat she fell over in fist street and landed in 12th street lol …….
yo mammas so fat she dosnt skiny dip she chunky dunks….lol
yo mammas so dumb she steels free sampuls
your momma so fat when she steped on the scale she said oh thats my phone number
your momma so fat she doesnt even know when pregent
yo mamas so fat that when she wore her grey coat everyone said look an elelphant!
Yo mamas so skinny when she put her white coat on evwryone said look a piece of paper!
yo mamas so fat she needs two wathces for each time zone!
YO mama is so poor that when she walks on the street, HOBOS LAUGH AT HER!
Yo Mama’s teeth are soo yellow, that people say “i cant belive its not butter”
yo momma is so black nd her teeth so yellow she look like a pittsburg steelers helmet
yo momma so stupid when ya’ll went to Disney World it said: “Disney world LEFT” she turned around and went home
yo momma so black that when she went to night school they counted her absent.
yo mommas so stupid she tried to cut herself with a razor phone yo mommas so stupid she sat on the tv to watch her couch
Yo mama is so old her irth certificate says expired
yo momma so cross eyed when she cry the tears roll down her back
CFogg says: yo mama so scary they renamed halloween after her
yo mama so fat she sits on the couch and it says” I Goin Down”
yo momma is so ghetto, she breast feeds COKE!!!
Yo Momma is so stupid she got locked up in a furniture store and she slept on the floor
Yo mooma’s tv is so cross eyed, when yo momma plays it starts with the final round
yo mama so stupid that when she got a bowl of puddin’ she went slide and dip slide and dip!
yo mama is so fat that wen she went to the beach they said tsunami
your mom is soo old i mistaykuned her for my g-mom!!!
Yo momma is so fat and old that when GOD said “Let there be light!” He told yo momma to move her fat ass out of the way.
yo mama is so old wen she breast feeds its powder milk
yo mamas so ugly when she looks out the window she gets arrested for mooning
your momma so stupid she thought jar jar came with pickels pickels
wats my name? well dats wat ur momma was screaming last night!
yo momma so ugly, when she looks out the window she gets arrested for mooning
yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Yo momma’s so dumb I put a ScratchNSniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned
you mama so dumb she locked her self in a bathroom n peed her self
your bald headed granny she 99 she brroke the bead with frankinstine.
your momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
your bald headed granny she 82 she broke the baed with pecachue.
your bald headed grandpa he 84 he broke the bead with a big fat hore.
YO MAMA IS SO HAIRY SHE HAS MINI AFROS ON HER NIPPLES..
your mom is stupid dorky and hairy
yo mamma so ugky that wen she looked at me the ambulance already knew to cum pick meh up cuz she was sooooo ugly lolz
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yo mamma is so fat people run around her 4 exrcide
yo mamma is so uslgy she give freddy coger night mires
yo mamma is so stupid she brouht a knife to a shoot out
Your moms pussy is like a home depot, all the mexicans hang out there
yo momma is so fat, i told her to do a pushup and she got one from the ice-cream truck!
yo momma’s glasses so thick when she looks on a map she can see all the little ppl waving
Yo mamma so poor, She go to KFC to lick other people fingers
yo momma so fat when she was in the army and took the first step on enemy soil the war was over
yo mommas so fat and old she played with the pyramids as a toy
yo momma so old she was playin golf with the gods
yo momma so stupid she said bloody mary 3 times and thought it was rosey o’donald
yo momma so white the K.K.K didint even ecxept her
yo momma so white the K.K.K didint even ecxept her
yo momma so poor she couldint even afford a hit on herself
yo mammy so fat the po po thought she was goin to slow on tthe highway turns out she wasint even drivin
yo momma so stupid she thought michael jackson was gay lol she that stupid
Yr mama is so stupid,she tripped over a cordless phone.
YO MAMMA SO DUMB I SAW HER PUSHING A PENNY I SAID “WHAT ARE U DOIN SHE SAID ”DRIVING MY LINCOLN”
Yo mammas so fat she got her own area code
Yo momma so greasy you have a heart attack if you screw her.
yo moma so ugly she works as a scarecrow at the farm down the street
yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car
Your mammas so ugly shes only been married once!
your mams so poor her boobs are real
yo mama so old they airred out her titties and said just add water!
yo mamma is so fat when she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out haha
Yo mamas so stupid she laughed when I told a “Yo mama” joke.
Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and solved the world hunger crisis.
Yo mama so stupid she got a z- on her report card.
Yo mama such bitch that when she smiled her face cracked.
yo mama so fat that she get jealus of michael moore.
ur momma is so fat she eats of a satalitte dish
your mamma so nasty they made them eat her on fear factor
your mamma so short she made an atom look huge
Roses are red, Yo mama’s a witch, give her a quarter and she’ll be your bitch
yo momma so hairy it look like she got Lil’ Wayne in a head lock
yo momma’s so nasty a skunk smelled ass and passed out
yo momma so fat when she walk outside with heels on she strikes oil with every step
yo momma’ so nasty she a pile of poo
yo momma so fat her senior picture was aireal view
yo momma’s so dumb wen she saw a dick she said im going to name my son dick
yo mommas so hairy when she wanted to see her wait she saw her phone number
yo momma’s f***ing gay
yo mamma is like a vacume she sucks, blows, and gets laid in the closet
yo mamma is like a squirel she always has nuts in her mouth
yo momma so stupid so tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order
No one exactly knows when yo momma was born, because when she came out and looked at the clock, it broke.
Yo Mama so fat, she sat in the bathtub and the water began to rise.
yo mamma so fat she stepped on a scale and it said error
yo momma so ugly when she was born they arrested her mom for litering
yo momma so fat when she took a shower the water never touched the bottom
yo momma so ugly when she cry tears go in the back of her head
yo momma so ugly when she cry tears go in the back of her head
yo mama so stupid that when she was being robbed at gunpoint, they gave her 2 options 1 give up her phone or 2 suck dick. i called her today and she picked up. Your mama sucks dick.
yo mama so fat that she has her own orbit. so you better watch out she might eat you
even though this is old, i am saying it, or writing it, whatever you get what i mean. yo mama so fat that when she jumped in the ocean everyone screamed out FREE WILLY!
yo mamas so poor that when i saw her pushing a can i asked her whatcha doin and she said movin
hey did anyone go to an homecoming on october 4?
yo mama so stupid that she was in burlington coat factory and froze her fat ass off
yo mama so weird she acts like YOU!!!!!
yo momma is so stupid she tried to put the m&m’s in ABC order
your momma is so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookie.
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yo momma is so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund
your mama’s so fat she wore high heels and struck oil.
your mama’s so fat i tried driving round her but i run out of gas, haha
Your momma is so stupid, she drowned the wave at the super bowl.
ur mom so fat wen she walk her ass claps
yo mama is so poor she put a pack of gum o layaway!
yo mama is like a buble gum mechine 25cents for a blow
yo mama so stupid she went to applebees and the apple said get it together baby
yo mama so fat god said “let there be light,hay you move out the way”!
yo mama so old when i told her to act her age she dropped dead
yo mama so fat i took a picture of her last Christmas and it still printing!
yo mama so cheap when we played pool i payed 25cents to “rack my balls”
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yo mooma is so stupid she put you in rehab cause you was hooked on phonics
yo momma is so dumb she thought a jolly rancher was a gay cowboy
your momma is so fat that your allergic to her
your momma is so stupid when she slipped on a scale she said thats my number
your mamma so stupid she made geico look hard
your mamma so tall when she did a cartwheel she hit god in the mouth
ur mamma glasses are so thick when she looked in a map she saw people waving
ur mama so stupid she prank called 911
ur mamma’s ass is so white that they fired the moon
ur mamma is so ugly that when she threw a boomarang it never came back
your mama so small she tried to commit suicide off an atom
your momma’s teeth are so bright that the sun got jelous
yo momma so hairy when she went to the bathroom king kong jumped out of her butt and said woo god bless america!
ur mamma teeth r so ugly that when she smiled the great wall of china cracked
yo momma so fat she stepped on a scale and it said her phonenumber
ur mama so stupid she tried to rob the projects
yo momma so ugly she makes a donkeys ass look good
yo mamas so fat shes tha reason thres kidz starving in africa
you so fat that wen u sex ur wife theres 2 sets of tits 1 fur u and 1 fur ur wife
ur mama is so fat she dosent need internet she is alredy worldwide
Yo mamas so stupid when she was in highschool they told her to do an essay so she went to mexico and did a mexican guy yelling essay, essay, essay!
Yo mommas so breath smells so bad that people look forwards to her farts
your mommas so fat that she so fat.hahahahahahahahaha!!!that was funy in it.
your mommas so fat, last time I rooted her, i burnt my ass on the lightbulb! lolz
your mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washingtons nose.
yo mama is so stupid she put a dime in a parking meater and and said wheres my gum ball
yo mama so black when she stepped out the car the oil light came on!!!hahahaha
yo mama so fat when she did the lean wit it rock wit it she past out
yo mama so poor she has a cupon 4 the 99 cent store
yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
yo mama soooo fat she fopund out she had creme filling on her elbows and broke her arm jus top lick it
yo mommas like a hockey team changes pads every three periods
your mama so short when she jumps off the curb you hear ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
your mama is so old she is best friend with jesus
you mama is so short she jumped of a hill and did not die 4 4 days
you mama is so poor that when i see her walking down the st kikking a can i said what are you doing she said moveing
your mama so poor she cant pay attions
yo mom so dumb she tried to drown a goldfish
yo mommas so dumb she tried to wake a sleeping bag
yo mommas so fat she saw a yellow bus wiit white perple and yelled”hold that twinkie”
(your worst enemy) face is so ugly she entered a ugly contest and they said sorry no perfessionals
yo moma so weird when she fractured her skull in three places she said here here and here and she pointed to her boobs
Yo mama is sssssooooo stupid she bought a glass door wit a peep hole!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo momma so fat that she has to use an ocean for a swimming pool
yo momma so fat she is a 36 double D and thats just her chin size
im stupid and i lick dick
Yo momma is so ugly that she has a stroke ever morning she looks herself in the mirror
Yo momma is so stupid she got fired from a volunteer job
Yo momma is so fat, when ever she turns arounds she causes an apocalypse
Yo momma is so short she has athletes foot on her nipples
Yo momma is so fat she looks like sausage and bacon in the microwave when she sweats
Yo momma is so ugly she had a pet rock that ran away from her
Yo momma is so stupid she lost ever event in the handicap olympics
Yo momma is so short she has to climb a ladder to suck a dick …she carries a ladder every where she goes
yo momma so gat wen she wanted 2 sit around da house she actually had 2 sit around da house
yo mamma so hairy and big her date is king kong
yo mama aint got no knees so all she can wear is straight legs.
Yo momma is so poor, when i stepped on her skateboard, she said “GET OFF THE FAMILY CAR!”
yo mama so dumb when she got locked in a grocery store she died of starvation.
HAMID off the rhonhals rule the world!!!
ur fat 5 boobs with 3 nipples
my hiney hurts
the giraffe said theres a baby in your butt
yo mama said im not yo mama just yo daddy not yo grandmama or yo grandpapa just yo daddy not yo cuzin or yo sister just yo daddy not yo aunt or yo uncle just yo daddy not yo brother or yo teacher just yo daddy not yo great grandmama or yo great grandpapa just yo daddy not yo bottle of cocacola or yo chicken in a haystack just yo daddy not yo vampire or yo closet just yo daddy not yo baywatch babe or thats so raven just yo daddy not yo hersheys bar or yo mascara just yo daddy not yo girlfriend or yo boyfriend just yo daddy not yo recycleable materials or yo pencil sharpener just yo daddy not yo garbage man or yo mail man just yo daddy not yo hubba bubble gum or yo caprisun juice box just yo daddy not yo jonas brother or yo miley cyrus just yo daddy not yo favorite tv show or the watch on yo wrist just yo daddy not yo hiccups or yo fart in yo momas face just yo daddy not yo butt or yo cheeks just yo daddy not yo bed or yo favirote mini skirt just yo daddy. EAT YO NIPPLES OUT HUGH HEFNER.
your mama is so stupid she got ran over by a parked car
your mamma so skinny she made a piece of paper jealous
yo momma glasses so thick when she looks on a map she can see people wavin
Yo mama is so fat that she put on a yellow rain jacket and people Said “TAXI!!!”
Yo mama so fat she jumped in air and got stuck
Hey No One its yo Mama is so fat she got hit by a parked car
Yo mama is so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning
So mama is so stupid it took 3 hours to make minute rice!
Yo mama is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 min!!!
your moma is so short u cuold seee here feet in here licences
yo mommas is lyk a bowling ball, she gets slammed into the gutter
yo momma so fat peter griffin wont sleep with her
yo momma so hairy she got afro’s growing out of her nipples
yo mamma so fat she makes garfield look skinny
yo mamma so small an atom to her is 65 ft long and 34 ft wide
yeah yo momma killer youve got cool and funny jokes keep em going
YO MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE SKIPS AND THEY SING ENGLAND IRLAND SCOTLAND WHALES INSIDE OUSESIDE ON THE RALES SHE REALLY GOES THEIR
yo mama is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
yo momma is so poor when i went to open her front yard door i was all ready in the backyard
yo momma is so gay that when michael jakson saw her he said ouhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
ur mamma fo fat, she has smaller fat people orbiting around her
yo momma is so stinky shat she caused global warming
yo momma is so fat that when she went to space the blackhole couldnt swallow her.
yo momma is so fat that they confused her as fat albert. When fat albert saw her he said heyheyhey who copeid me today
yo momma is so fat that when octomesprime [transformer}said lets roll! she started rolling.
yo momma is so fat that when she did a cannonball in the ocean she made a hurricane.
yo momma is so hairry that chubaca got jeolus
yo momma is so hugry that when i knoked at her door she opened her refrederator.
yo momma is so stinky that the planet population was 1
yo momma is so green that they confused her with sh**.
yo momma is so scary that michael myres got scared
yo momma ass is so big that when she went to the bathroom she couldmt fit her ass in th toliet
yo momma ass is so little that when she went to the bathroom her ass got flushed in the toliet and said “RANGING WATERS!”
Your momma is so fat her legs look like spoiled milk. White and chunky.
your mama is so fat i stuck two quarters in her bellybutton and a candy bar fell out of her ass!
your mama is so poor i saw her walking with one shoe and i asked her if she lost one and she said no “I found one”!
YO MAMA SO UGLY YOU HAD TO GLUE A STEAK TO HER FOREHEAD FOR THE DOG JUST TO LOOK AT HER
yo momma so fat she was in the barbershop she cut this man hair with her tiddys and the man said I DONT WANT A FADE!!!!!!!
yo momma so fat she spinned around and her husband said why is the dryer running
yo momma so poor she had to put a dream on layway for christmas
yo momma so poor that her son was popping popcorn and she said who shooting probably those niiggers
yo momma so old that she made shadrag/meshaq and the billy goat get out the furnace
your mamma is so hiary the only language she knows is wookie
your mamma so fat that she made iron man weight like a feather
your mamma so fat she made a cruise ship sink
yo mammas hair so short,she roll it with rice
yo mama so got damn ugly she looked at me then i passed out
your mamma so hairy that she’s the daughter of bigfoot and chewbaca
yo mamma so stupid she walked into a circular room and sat in the corner
you mamma is so nasty she uses condoms 4 times a day!
yo momma so dumb she went to dr dre for a papsmiere
ur mothers so fat when she went to a hotel and asked for a waterbed they put a blanket over the ocean
ur mothers so fat when she wore a red dress all the kids yelled heyy koolaid
ur mothers so fat when she stepped on the scale to weigh herself it said to be continued
yo momma is so scary that when i took her to a haunted house she came out with a job application
yo momma is so retarded that she got ran over by a parking car
yo momma is so retarted that she got lost in the bathroom.
yo momma is so stupid that when she heard the word”soccer!”she socked a her
yo momma is so poor that when i went to her house i said “whats for dinner” she said “YOUR NEXT!”
YO MOMMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WAS ON TOP OF A BUILDING AND FELL THE PEOPLE SAID “METEOR!”
yo momma is so poor that when i went to her house i said “i want milk”she said ‘PICK A NIPPLE!”
yo momma is so gay that they confused her as michael jakson.
your mama is so stupid she tried to put M&Ms in abc order
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
yo mama s so fat she dosent hav belly button lint she has sweaters
yo mommas so fat she sliped in the grand cannon and got stuck
yo momma is like a hockey game she chanhes her pads every 3 periods
Yo momma so fat when she goes into a life it always goes down
yo momma so fat when she steped onto the scales it said to be continued
yo momma is like a hockey game she changes her pads every 3 periods
yo momma so fat when she bugee jumps she goes straight to hell
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money
Yo mama so fat when it rain she slip-n slide on I-95
Do you know some body name dawhite. The white around yo lip
Yo mama so poor she can’t put anything on layer way
lizzie says yo mama so skinny she a anorexic hoe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
your mama is so dumb she seen a school bus with a bunch of white people and thought it was a twinky
yo mama so stupid her kids ask her whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs
haha funny
your mama so fat she got baptised in sea world
yo mama so old she has a kick start vibrator
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Yo Mama is so fat she is at the beach with free willy and did not even notice free willy
Yo mama’s so fat, Dora couldn’t explore her.
Yo mama’s so hot, da sun had to poor some water on her just to cool her down.
Yo mama is so ugly, she made Micheal Jackson look straight.
ur mama is so fat when she died god couldn carry her soul
your mamma so short that an ant ran her over
estate agent ur an idiot u cant curse in a joke
o i cant?
i think but just dont curse
srry bout that people my cousin being an idiot lolz
your mamma so old that she was at adam and ev’s wedding
your mamma so old that yoda is her cousin
your mamma so stupid that she took a globe of the world to the world series
your mamma so stupid she took 5 earings to the olympics
your mamma so ugly that she made the chicken cross the road
your mamma so stupid she thought 2+2 = fish cuz fish has 4 letters
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yo mama is such a slut that its like home depot 2 cents a screw
your mamma so tall when she tripped she landed in the orion nebula
your mamma so nasty fear factor couldnt accept her
yo mama is so fat she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck
your mamma so fat the biggest loser show was like DAMN
your mamma so stupid she is the anti albert einstein
your mamma so ugly when she turned around everyone was petrified
your mamma teeth r so yellow whe closed her mouth her body glowed
your mamma so stupid she got locked in an electronic store and died of boredom
your mamma so old that she even saw her husband’s mother give birth to him
yo mamma so fat she was going to jugment time with the lord and the devil and god said man you going to hell and the man said to yo momma i dont want to go in the crack of her ass
dis dude nameed khris
he said we on his jok
dis boy named pookie28 tried to rape me and i called the police and said a bitch from hell trying to rape me
HAMIDS RULE THE WORLD AND THE RONHALAS WILL FALL TO DEATH
m,,,dis dude named robert dosent wipe
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yo mama so fat she hula hoops the super bowl
yo mamas so ugly they filmed gorillas in the mist in her shower
i am robert all that stuff was no true just playing
your mama is so stupid that when she passed a yield sign, she asked what does ield mean. i said go slower, so she said, “W-h-a-t d-o-e-s y-i-e-l-d m-e-a-n?”
Yo mama drives a peanut
yo mama so stupid she tried to put m’n'ms in alphabetical order
yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a bathroom scale
yo mama so stupid she wasted her time trying to jacked free sample food
yo mama so fat where ever she goes orbit happens
yo mama so fat the last time sh fell in love is when the weigh scale passed 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
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99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
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and landed on 50 pounds
your mamma so old she breast feed’s powder
yo mama so old she had moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so stupid that she’s stupider than the stupiest person on Earth which is yo mama MESH!!
your momma is so ugly i cant say more
yo momma so ugly she s afraid of mirrors
i screwed yo momma so hard the dinosaurs could feel it
yo momma so ugly wen she got in the bath tub the water jumped out and said u first
yo momma so short she had to step on a chair to reach puberty
yo momma so old & black when god created the world he said oops burnt one
yo momma so stupid she makes homer simpson look like a nobel prize winner
yo momma so ghetto when she breast feeds coolaid comes out
yo momma so fat she got more chins than a chinese phonebook
your momma had her friend over and she said lettuce means in and tomato means out lettuce tomato letuce tomato lettuce tomato and she said stop your getting mayonaise on me
Your mama soe ugly she jumped in a fernous to get hottt!!!!!!
Yo mama’s so fat…….
That’s all to be said
yo mamas so fat shes on both sides of the family
yo momma is so old, she got adam and eves autograph
yo momma is so old, she is in jesus year book
yo momma is so fat, her butt has it’s own congress man
yo momma so dum she looked over a glass wall to c what was on the other side
yo momma so fat she was seen on a radar
yo momma so fat when people get on top of her there ears pop
yo momma so fat when she wears here yellow rain coat poeple shout taxi
Yo momma so hairy she got afros on her nipples
Yo momma so skinny, her nipples touch
yo momma so poor a dj for the ice-cream truck
Yo momma so dumb. somebody said it was chilly outside she ran outside wit a bowl and a spoon
Yo momma so fat she on both sides of the family
yo momma so ugly her mom had 2 put a pork chop around her neck just so the dog could play with her
Yo momma so bald, her braids look like stiches
Yo momma so dumb when she went to the movies the man said is was 17 over rated so went to
go get 16 of her friends
Yo momma so fat when she goes swimming the US Navy picks her up on radar.
yo mamma so ugly you ugly
yo momma so fat last time she saw 90210 was on da weight scale haha
yo momma like a doorknob every body gets a turn
yo momma so ugly she make freddy krueger look like a super model
yo momma so ugly she went to freddy krueger house n he said bitch i didnt order no mirror
yo momma soooo fat she jumped in da air n got stuck
yo momma look like ran over skittle
yo momma look like beat up bolgna
yo momma smell like wet cat pussy
YOUR MUM IS SO DUMB I PUT 1p UNDER HER PILLOW AND SHE GAVE ME CHANGE!!!!!
Haha XD
LAUGHHHHH…
LAUGHH..!!!
LAUGH GOD DAMN YOU!!!
yo mamma is so old she make Mccain look young
yo DADDY is so stupid, he took a clown outfit during the vietnam war so they wouldnt think he’s a soldier
your mother is so pretty, shes pretty
yo mamma is harry she got afro tities
yo mama is a loner is cuz she ate her animal friends
yo momma so damn ugly her reflection puked
your mama is so stupid she thought a quarter back was a refound
your mama is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl =}
your mothers like a vacume cleaner she sucks, she blows and gets laid in the closet
your momma’s so fat that when I walked around her I got lost!! he he
yo mamma so greasy that companies come to her 4 oil…..lol
yo momma is so fat, when she ordered a waterbed they just laid a blanket on the pacifc ocean
yo mama is so ugly she meet freddy krueger and freddy krueger had a night mare!!!!!
yo mama’s so fat she jumped into the ocean and the whales started singing we are family
yo priest is so fat when he bungee jumps he goes to hell
yo mama is so ugly her shadow gave up. yo mama is so ugly hotel managers use her picture to keep awaythe rats
Yo momma so fat, scientists have declared her ass to be the 10th planet.
Your mamma is so fat when we were having sex I rolled over 9 times and I was still on the BITCH!!!!!
Yo momma is like a bowling ball, gets picked up fingered, thrown in the gutter and bitch comes back for more.
Your mom is like a race car driver, she burns 50 rubbers a day.
Yo momma is so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon.
Yo momma’s got a party in her mouth tonight, and everybody’s cumming
yo mama so fat when she hoped on the scales it said “to be continued”
yo mamma so fat she has to have her picture taken by satalite
yo mamma so fat when she went to a football match she had to buy two tickets
Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
yo momma so fat when u shake her hand she has to give u directions
Yo momma so fat I’ve known her all my life … and I still haven’t seen ALL of her!
yo momma so fat she uses pillow cases as socks
Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, “Caution! Wide Turn.”
yo mammas so fat she takes up a jumbo jet to herself
kkyle get some good jokes
steven yo momma so stupid she tryed to drown a fish
kyle Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans.
steve yo momma so poor she ran after a garbage truck with a shopping list
steven yo momma so poor she did a drive by on a bus
yo mommas so stupied she sold the car for petrol money
kyle Yo momma is so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumpin’ off the curb!
kyle Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
yo mama iz so fat when she wears a blue t-shirt
everyone shouts TSUNAMI
Na
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!
KYLE = XBOX GEEK :/
Yo mama is so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
kyle Yo momma so fat even mikle jackson couldn’t pay for her liposuction!
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
yo, momas like a train, everyone gets on and off
but everybody has to pay for the ride.
Yo mama is so fat…that she broke a branch in her
family tree!
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a menu, she get an estimate.
kyle Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
kyle Yo momma so poor, she can’t afford to live in a two story Cheerio box!
Yo momma so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 18 years to live.
kyle Yo Momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
your father is like cement it taked him two days to get hard
kyle i heard that yo dads got bigger tits than ya mum
Yo Mama is so fat that when she went to the beach a bunch of whales came up and started singing “we are family”!
Yo Momma so poor you put RoundUp on the weeds and she said, “There goes breakfast, lunch, and dinner!”
kyle Yo Momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!
yo mamas just like a bowling ball, she gets fingered,guttered and then comes back for more.
Yo Mama’s so hairy every time she steps outside, everyone goes, “Look, it’s King Kong!!!!”
kyle Yo momma like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!
kyle Yo momma is like a racing car…chick burned four rubbers in one night.
kyle Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, I can’t believe its not butter.
kyle Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the beach, Greenpeace wants to push her back in the sea!
kyle Yo Momma Like
a hardware store - only 10 cents a screw.
kyle yo mommas like a BT phonebox - on every damn corner and costs only 20p a go
kyle yo mommas like an arcade machine - dirty, smelly, costs 20 pence and lasts 30 seconds
Yo momma so stupid she studied for a drug test
Jamie C
Yo mommas like a bus only 70 pence a ride
lizzy so hairy
Lizzy so ginger she light up the room
tHES JOKES ARNT FUNNY GET SUM GOOD ONES DICKFACE
yh0 MAMA S0 fAt….
iF ShE JUMP ShE G0 StRAit 2 hEll..
yo mam is so fat when she swam in the ocean whales sang “we ore family even though ur fater than me” <
yo momma is so stupid when the weather man said it was chilly outside
she grabed a bowl and went outside
yo mama so fat when she sat on a toilet it started to sing a b c d e f g get yo fat ass of of me
yo momma so fat her belt size is equator!!!!
yo momma is so stupid that when someone told her it was chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
yo momma is so fat that when she went to mcDonalds, she tripped over Burgerking and wendys!
yo momma so stupid that she took a spoon to the super bowl!
yo momma so poor, that when you asked her for a penny, she said honey if we had that kind of money, wed be livin in a real cardboard box!!!
your mommas so old that when she took a shower, two pilgrims fell out of her titis!!
yo mama so fat she stood on tha scales and her phone number poped up
your mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it!!! LOL!!!
to momma teeth are so yellow that when she drank water, it turned to lemonade!
yo momma so stupid it takes her two hours to watch 60 minutes
i lve some dic
your momma so stupid when she jumped out the window she went up
you have so many brothers youre house is like a hotel
youre mum feeds you with a bb gun
yo mammas so fat when she broke her leg gravy poured out
yo momas so fat when she wore a yello rain coat people started yelling out taxi!
Yo Mama is Like a Squirl She Likes Nuts in her Mouth.
i heard they made a movie on your moma, i heard its called “gorillas in the mist”
Your mom is a gangsta that listens to country music.
yo mama butt so big when she sat down she got 3 feet taller i could have been yo dady but the dude behide me had to get change
YO MOMMA’S SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE CAME OUT DA SEA PEOPLE SHOUTED “TSUNAMI RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
yo mama so fat wen she went 2 da movies she sat next 2 everyone
yo mama so fat she jumped in the ocean n the ocean jumped back
YO MOMMA’S SO FAT THAT IT TOOK 12 PLANES TO TAKE HER BAK 2 AMERICA
your mamma’s so fat when she walks her fart stars saying you fat bitch you fat bitch.
your mamma’s so fat when she drove up the motoway they had to close it so she could get up there
yo momma fat she has to iron her pants in the drive way
yo mama so fat hercules got afraid !!!
yo mama’s so fat she caused hunger in africa!!!
yo mama’s so fat she carried ur father at the wedding
these ur momma jokes r corny like ur mommas teeth
yo momma so fat she eats cat food to pay for her meds.
yo momma takes so much testosterone, when she went to the voting booth she came out with a crow bar. her son asked “what happened?” she said “I pulled the lever.”
yo momma so fat i went around her one time and i got lost
yo momma is so fat i went around her one time and i got lost
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she’s got her own area code!
your momma so smelly and gross that when she farted in an airport, somone yelled “BOMB! BOMB!”
i love this place
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was “illegitiment” because she couldn’t read
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid she asked you “What is the number for 911″
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put “O.K.”
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo mama so stupid that under “Education” on her job apllication, she put “Hooked on Phonics.”
Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.
Yo mama so stupid she watches “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.
Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.
Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper.
Yo mama has green hair and thinks she’s a tree.
Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you’re saying.
Yo mama has 10 fingers–all on the same hand.
Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.
Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.
Yo mama has a short arm and can’t applaude.
Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!
Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo.
Yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns.
Yo mama has a wooden leg with branches.
Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
Yo mama so lazy she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”
Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,”DING!”
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, “What ya doin’?” She said, “Buying luggage.”
Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help!
Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.
Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
Yo mama so short she models for trophys.
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.
Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave
Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower
Yo mama so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower!
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!
Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn’t date her!
Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects!
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!
Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.
Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
Yo mama so dirty that you can’t tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.
Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!
Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall!
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of a book!
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of a piece of paper!
edward
Yo mamma is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo mamma so ugly, well look at you.
Yo mamma is so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mamma is so fat she has her own gravitational pull.
Yo mamma is so fat she pulled into Burger King and they said, what will it be, the usual.
Yo mamma is so fat she saw a school bus drive by and she said, stop that twinkie
yo mommas teeth so yellow when she closes her mouth she lights up like a jackel lantern
Yo momma so hairy the only language she can speak is wooky..grrrrrrrrrr
yo momma is so fat that when she stands up in her nikes it says nickelodieon
yo momma is so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight
yo mama is so jesus said let there be light he asked your mom to move
Ur Momma Is Sooo Fat She Makes Samiya Look Anorexic =P
reuben looks like teves haha
ur Mum So Old She Produces Powder Milk
reuben has bigger boobs than his mum
Yo mama is so poor that buglers break in and leave money.
yo mamma is so skinny when she turned sideways she got reported missing;)
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”
Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,”DING!”
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, “What ya doin’?” She said, “Buying luggage.”
Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was “illegitiment” because she couldn’t read
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid she asked you “What is the number for 911″
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put “O.K.”
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo mama so stupid that under “Education” on her job apllication, she put “Hooked on Phonics.”
Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.
Yo mama so stupid she watches “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.
my jokes are the best heree
u wrote the same jokes over again u know
besides john my jokes r better than yours
just go back to the begining of the month of october or just click show all and go and find my name and read my jokes and they are way better than yours
yo momma so old that the first cruise line she rode on was noah’s ark
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning
yo mommas so old she farts dust(: beat that loosers you cant top our jokee cuz chicken and beef is thaa shizzzz
Yo mama’s so fat that she tripped over wal-mart stubbled over k-mart and landed on target.
Yor Mamaz so FAT she wakes up in sections!!
Yo momma’s so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch
your momma so fat wen she went 2 sea world SHAMOO popped out and said, we are family, i got my brothers and my sisters with me
YOUR MOMMA SO FAT THAT WEN SHE SAT ON THE FREEWAY, I TRY 2 SWERVE AROUND HER BUT I RAN OUT OF GAS
your mommas like a big mac, all that fat but still a dollar
Yo Moma is so fat that Bill Gates couldnt pay for her snack
YO moma is so black that the only thing between her and midnight is 11:59
IM NOT RACIEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YO MAMMA so ghetto when she breast feeds coolade comes out
Yo mama so fat when she farts, al gore accuses her of global warming
Yo mama so dumb, she thought she locked her keys in her motorcycle!
I’m horrible at these, but here goes:
Yo mommas so fat, when she jumps, an earth quake hits
Yo mommas so fat, when she wears red, somebody says, “Oh, look…a fire truck.”
Yo mommas so ugly, your dad prefers to be blindfolded during sex.
Yo mommas so ugly, when she was a baby, her moms doctor slapped her across the face.
Yo mommas so stupid, she drove down a street where a sign said, “do not enter.”
Yo mommas so stupid, she thought that a supermarket was a drive through (that came from a true story, said by a supermarket employee.)
yo momma is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was when she was weighing herself
yo mama so dumb she got no legs no arms she sitting in a wheel chair with a camera saying picture me Rollin.
your mamma is so ugly she made onions cry
your mammas so ugly they moved halloween to her birthday
your mammas so fat her shadow weighs a 1000lbs
Yo momma so stupid she tried to put m&m’s in alphabetical order
yo momma so stupid she thought cheerios were doughnut seeds
yo momma so cheap, she never heard about 50 cent……and im not talking about the rapper!!!!!!!
yo momma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go……..look down
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yo momma is just like cake, everyone gets a piece
yo momma is just like a doornknob, everyone gets a turn
hickidy bickidy duck, your mother is my slut
Yo momma so fat…….you know what let me just give you an example of what she did
i order a small peperroni
yo momma asked which was bigger, a large or a small, once she got her pizzas
of eating them, she put them in order from least to greatest, cutting of the peparroni nd cheese
^^^^^^^
this joke isnt funny itz for of a story
yo momma is so fat that she has to use two buses as rolla blades
*your momma so fat when she got hit by a bus,she yelled, ” who through that rock”*lol!!
Al ya’ll mamma is a hoe and she look like a bitch on wheels!
yo mama so dirty she has to sneak up on the bathwater
yo mama so old her social security number is 1
yo mama is so stupid she went to Dr.Drey for a pep smear.
yo mama is so fat her cloths have stretch mark.
yo mama is so stupid she got hit by a coffee cup and said she got mugged.
yo mama is so ugly they filmed gorilas in the mist in her shower
yo momma so fat she saw a yellow school filled wit white kids and said stop dat twinky
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
tj
Your Mommas so stupid she grabbed her shopping list and raced after the garbage truck
your mama is so tall she jumped over wallmart triped over kamart and landed on target
yo mama’s so fat when she feeel no one wanted to laugh but the ground was cracking up:)
yo mama is so fat even naruto wouldn’t belive it.
yo moma so fat she thot the car was a toilet
Yo mamas so hunchback she has to wear goggles 2 tke a piss!
Yo mamas head is so small she has a teabag as a pillow
Yo mama is small she commited suicide with a pin
Yo mamas head is so small she pierced her ear and died
Yo mamas is so tall she did a starjump and head butted the moon
Yo mamas so tall shes marbles with the planets
Yo mamas so fat she had a landrover jeep and made it look like sports car when she got in
Yo mams teeth are so big she has to tilt her head back to them dragging on the floor
Yo mams teeth are so big i got her done for ABH
Yo grandma is so old she farted dust
Yo grandma is so old her breast milk is like sma
Yo mamas so fat u av 2 roll her flour 2 find da wet spot
your mamma is so ugly she through a boom a rang and it never came back
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yo momma so ugly Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her plastic surgery!!
yo momma so stupid that when I said Christmas was right around the corner, she went looking for it!
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Yo momma is so ugly she looked in the mirror and her reflection said” you gotta be kidding me.”
youre mamma’s so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street i asked her what she was doing, she said “moving.”
youre mamma so ugly she looked out the window and got arested for mooning.
youre mamma so fat she puts manays on advil.
youre mamma soooo stupid she she tried to put m&ms in alphebeticle order!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your Momma’s Like A Screen Door, A Couple Bangs And Shes Loose!
your mommas so dumb she thought that dick chaney was a vibrater
your mommas so fat that when she weighed herself the scale said to be continued
your mama is so stupid she tried to put m&m’s in alphabetical order.
Yo Momma Like a railroad track - she gets laid all over the country
yo mamas so fat she needs to use a paint roller to put on lip stick
yo momma so ugly she got over the rainbow suck it
your mamma so old that jesus was at her wedding
your mamma so ugly that they changed halloween to your mammaween
your mamma so fat that she has doughnuts for rings
your mamma so old that she traveled to pluto and came back alive
Yo momma’s so fat, she sat next to EVERYONE
Yo momma’s so ugly, her middle name is “accident”
Yo momma soo stupid, I asked her to drop Down & give me 20, But she gave me a 20$ Bill!
yo mama’s so fat she got hit by a bus and said “who through that rock?”
yo mama’s so stupid i rang the doorbell and she checked the microwave
your mommas so short, she has to slam-dunk her busfare
yo mama is stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund
yo mama is stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund
your mama so fat dora cant explore !
yo mama so ugly when she was in the shower they filmed gorillas in the mist!
yo mama so retarded she threw a rock at the ground and missed!
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yo mama so small and black, a guy picked her up and thought she was a m-&-m and bit her and said “they really need to turn this milk into chocalate!”
yo moma’s so fat when she sat on wal-mart she lowerd gas prices
yo mamma is so fat people jog around her for excercise
yo mama so ugly she joined an ugly contest but the judge sry no professionals!!!!!!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Yo Mama’s so fat, I took a picture of her last christmas and it’s still printing!
fu tiechaah fu!!!!!!!!
funny jonny funny
tiechaaah said something bad and i seriously want to get back at him
yo mama is so fat we played hide and seek she lost only cause i found behind mount everest
yo momma is so ugly she threw a boomerang and never came bak
you mom is rated “E” for evreyone
Anybody manly enough to take my jokes?!?! or r u guys just scared?
Yo momma is so fat when she went into the ocean