The Best Yo Momma Jokes - Yo Momma’s Favorite Month: October 2008

1450 Yo Momma Jokes in “Yo Momma’s Favorite Month: October 2008”

Andy's Momma Joke:

Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff

kelly & michaela's Momma Joke:

Yo mamma’s so dumb she tripped over the cordless fone!

your mom's Momma Joke:

your mom

esvin's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so dummb she tried 2 dorwnd a fish

Who Cares's Momma Joke:

Yo Mommas so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade

queshia's Momma Joke:

your moms teeth are so yellow she spits butter

bethany's Momma Joke:

your ass is so big i wanna tap that

destinay's Momma Joke:

you are stupid

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

your moma so hairy when u was born u got carpetburns

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

your mama so fat on holiday to japan the sed arrh its godzila

Ilana 12 yrs old's Momma Joke:

Yo mama’s so fat she used a highway for slip ‘n slide hahaha!!!!

Yo mama killer's Momma Joke:

yo mama’s so stupid she got held up at gun point and said i am rubber you are glue what ever you do bounces off of me and sticks to you

Yo mama killer's Momma Joke:

yo mama’s so fat she jumped off the high dive and there was a meteor shower was reported

Yo mama killer's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat bill gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction

Yo mama killer's Momma Joke:

yo mama’s so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Yo mama killer's Momma Joke:

on Wednesdays my therapist calls me special

tell you mum her muneys in da fridge's Momma Joke:

yo mamas so ugly they made it leagal to throw bricks at her

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out

barney hit michael jackson's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat when she went to the nascar race-track people were wondering why the good-year blimp hadn’t taken off.

barney hit michael jackson's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is like a nacsar driver she burns fifty rubbers a day

barney hit michael jackson's Momma Joke:

Yo mamas like the city bus you can get a ride fo fifty sences

jj and asian's Momma Joke:

yo mamas so easy a caveman can do her

barney hit michael jackson's Momma Joke:

you mamas so easy she is like the town bike everyone has had a ride

yo mama killer's Momma Joke:

yo mama’s so ugly the mirror breaks before she gets there

yo mama killer's Momma Joke:

yo mama’s so fat that some aliens calmed her as there new solar system

yo mama killer's Momma Joke:

yo mama’s so stupid that if i had a dollar for every IQ point your mom had i’d be 2 thousand dollars in debt

Keff's Momma Joke:

your so fat when youin a white dress everybody goes Look the moon

yo mama killer's Momma Joke:

do you like my jokes please answer what is your favorite by the way yo mama’s so hairy that the neighbors called hon solo to pick up chubaka

yo mama killer's Momma Joke:

dont let any aliens see your mom they’ll harvest her planetary energy

yo mama killer's Momma Joke:

yo mama’s so gassy she farted and started the apocalypse

yo mama killer's Momma Joke:

yo mama’s so stinky she’s like the sandman from spiderman 3 but with manure

yo mama killer's Momma Joke:

yo mama’s so stupid she wished she had a wish

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat….(leaves room)

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat her brests are 2 planets

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Yo mama’s like a Big Mac.. Full of fat and only worth a buck!

Bryce miler's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so fat when she jumped up in the air, people started to say night time already.

Bryce miler's Momma Joke:

yo momma is like a vacume sucks in blows out and gets banged up in a closet.

yo mom's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so ugly ………. she ugly ohhhhhhhhhhhh

annonymous's Momma Joke:

Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.

yo mom's Momma Joke:

yo mamma’s so poor that one day i saw her walking down the street with one shoe and i asked her if she lost a shoe and she said”nope, just found one”

Slo-Mo?'s Momma Joke:

Ur momma is sooooo stupid she tried to drown a fish! LOL!

Slo-Mo?'s Momma Joke:

Ur momma’s teeth are soooo yellow that when she walked into the church smiling, the priest said ” LET THERE BE LIGHT!” LOL!

Slo-Mo?'s Momma Joke:

Ur Momma is sooo short that she can commit suicide on the side walk!!!! Lol! ???

Slo-Mo's Momma Joke:

Sorry I’m talking about ur momma…. i don’t even know the MAN!!!!! LOL!
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Slo-Mo's Momma Joke:

Ur momma is soooo poor that i when i saw her pushing a penny around, i asked what she was doing and she said ” DRIVING MY LINCOLN!” LOL!!!!
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yo mama killer's Momma Joke:

yo mama’s soooo old she had a christmas picture with jesus

Elizabeth's Momma Joke:

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles

bohoman's Momma Joke:

your mammas so dumb she got locked in a super market and starved lol ……..

bohoman's Momma Joke:

yo mammas soooo fat she fell over in fist street and landed in 12th street lol …….

bohoman's Momma Joke:

yo mammas so fat she dosnt skiny dip she chunky dunks….lol

bohoman's Momma Joke:

yo mammas so dumb she steels free sampuls

quinten's Momma Joke:

your momma so fat when she steped on the scale she said oh thats my phone number

quinten's Momma Joke:

your momma so fat she doesnt even know when pregent

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mamas so fat that when she wore her grey coat everyone said look an elelphant!

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Yo mamas so skinny when she put her white coat on evwryone said look a piece of paper!

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mamas so fat she needs two wathces for each time zone!

Fatass's Momma Joke:

YO mama is so poor that when she walks on the street, HOBOS LAUGH AT HER!

Retared Fatass's Momma Joke:

Yo Mama’s teeth are soo yellow, that people say “i cant belive its not butter”

smiley:)'s Momma Joke:

yo momma is so black nd her teeth so yellow she look like a pittsburg steelers helmet

Bethanyyy's Momma Joke:

yo momma so stupid when ya’ll went to Disney World it said: “Disney world LEFT” she turned around and went home

Bethanyyy's Momma Joke:

yo momma so black that when she went to night school they counted her absent.

shain mccreadie's Momma Joke:

yo mommas so stupid she tried to cut herself with a razor phone yo mommas so stupid she sat on the tv to watch her couch

herman's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is so old her irth certificate says expired

mg's Momma Joke:

yo momma so cross eyed when she cry the tears roll down her back

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

CFogg says: yo mama so scary they renamed halloween after her

CFogg's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat she sits on the couch and it says” I Goin Down”

K-Ing's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so ghetto, she breast feeds COKE!!!

K-Ing's Momma Joke:

Yo Momma is so stupid she got locked up in a furniture store and she slept on the floor

K-Ing's Momma Joke:

Yo mooma’s tv is so cross eyed, when yo momma plays it starts with the final round

yo mama stupid's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid that when she got a bowl of puddin’ she went slide and dip slide and dip!

manuelssolis jr's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat that wen she went to the beach they said tsunami

kristen's Momma Joke:

your mom is soo old i mistaykuned her for my g-mom!!!

Mexican PImp's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is so fat and old that when GOD said “Let there be light!” He told yo momma to move her fat ass out of the way.

melin's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so old wen she breast feeds its powder milk

tony's Momma Joke:

yo mamas so ugly when she looks out the window she gets arrested for mooning

waymizzle nigg's Momma Joke:

your momma so stupid she thought jar jar came with pickels pickels

Nick's Momma Joke:

wats my name? well dats wat ur momma was screaming last night!

yeah boy's Momma Joke:

yo momma so ugly, when she looks out the window she gets arrested for mooning

Mizz bossi's Momma Joke:

yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

Mizz bossi's Momma Joke:

Yo momma’s so dumb I put a ScratchNSniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned

fly's Momma Joke:

you mama so dumb she locked her self in a bathroom n peed her self

bob's Momma Joke:

your bald headed granny she 99 she brroke the bead with frankinstine.

bob jr.'s Momma Joke:

your momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

bob jr.'s Momma Joke:

your bald headed granny she 82 she broke the baed with pecachue.

bob jr.'s Momma Joke:

your bald headed grandpa he 84 he broke the bead with a big fat hore.

TAAMILO's Momma Joke:

YO MAMA IS SO HAIRY SHE HAS MINI AFROS ON HER NIPPLES..

you's Momma Joke:

your mom is stupid dorky and hairy

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so ugky that wen she looked at me the ambulance already knew to cum pick meh up cuz she was sooooo ugly lolz
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Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so fat people run around her 4 exrcide

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so uslgy she give freddy coger night mires

lonejunior's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so stupid she brouht a knife to a shoot out

That Guy's Momma Joke:

Your moms pussy is like a home depot, all the mexicans hang out there

Spencer's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so fat, i told her to do a pushup and she got one from the ice-cream truck!

GGRrAaCcEe!'s Momma Joke:

yo momma’s glasses so thick when she looks on a map she can see all the little ppl waving

Buddy's Momma Joke:

Yo mamma so poor, She go to KFC to lick other people fingers

King harkinian's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat when she was in the army and took the first step on enemy soil the war was over

King harkinian's Momma Joke:

yo mommas so fat and old she played with the pyramids as a toy

johnny A.K.A MJ's Momma Joke:

yo momma so old she was playin golf with the gods

johnny A.K.A MJ's Momma Joke:

yo momma so stupid she said bloody mary 3 times and thought it was rosey o’donald

johnny A.K.A MJ's Momma Joke:

yo momma so white the K.K.K didint even ecxept her

johnny A.K.A MJ's Momma Joke:

yo momma so white the K.K.K didint even ecxept her

johnny A.K.A MJ's Momma Joke:

yo momma so poor she couldint even afford a hit on herself

johnny A.K.A MJ's Momma Joke:

yo mammy so fat the po po thought she was goin to slow on tthe highway turns out she wasint even drivin

johnny A.K.A MJ's Momma Joke:

yo momma so stupid she thought michael jackson was gay lol she that stupid

Hlengiwe's Momma Joke:

Yr mama is so stupid,she tripped over a cordless phone.

SHORTY's Momma Joke:

YO MAMMA SO DUMB I SAW HER PUSHING A PENNY I SAID “WHAT ARE U DOIN SHE SAID ”DRIVING MY LINCOLN”

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Yo mammas so fat she got her own area code

Momma Yo's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so greasy you have a heart attack if you screw her.

Momma Yo's Momma Joke:

yo moma so ugly she works as a scarecrow at the farm down the street

DaGr's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car

BRAAAP's Momma Joke:

Your mammas so ugly shes only been married once!

BRAAAP's Momma Joke:

your mams so poor her boobs are real

Andre's Momma Joke:

yo mama so old they airred out her titties and said just add water!

Ashley's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so fat when she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out haha

Dogpoo's Momma Joke:

Yo mamas so stupid she laughed when I told a “Yo mama” joke.

Dogpoo's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and solved the world hunger crisis.

Dogpoo's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so stupid she got a z- on her report card.

Dogpoo's Momma Joke:

Yo mama such bitch that when she smiled her face cracked.

Dogpoo's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat that she get jealus of michael moore.

butta bun's Momma Joke:

ur momma is so fat she eats of a satalitte dish

joe mumma's Momma Joke:

your mamma so nasty they made them eat her on fear factor

joe mumma's Momma Joke:

your mamma so short she made an atom look huge

Master's Momma Joke:

Roses are red, Yo mama’s a witch, give her a quarter and she’ll be your bitch

jarrett's Momma Joke:

yo momma so hairy it look like she got Lil’ Wayne in a head lock

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momma’s so nasty a skunk smelled ass and passed out

jarrett's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat when she walk outside with heels on she strikes oil with every step

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momma’ so nasty she a pile of poo

jarrett's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat her senior picture was aireal view

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momma’s so dumb wen she saw a dick she said im going to name my son dick

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mommas so hairy when she wanted to see her wait she saw her phone number

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momma’s f***ing gay

seth's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is like a vacume she sucks, blows, and gets laid in the closet

jeremy's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is like a squirel she always has nuts in her mouth

keith's Momma Joke:

yo momma so stupid so tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order

12meetme's Momma Joke:

No one exactly knows when yo momma was born, because when she came out and looked at the clock, it broke.

Mama Ownya's Momma Joke:

Yo Mama so fat, she sat in the bathtub and the water began to rise.

sexypimp's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so fat she stepped on a scale and it said error

sexypimp's Momma Joke:

yo momma so ugly when she was born they arrested her mom for litering

beastin's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat when she took a shower the water never touched the bottom

87686's Momma Joke:

yo momma so ugly when she cry tears go in the back of her head

jack's Momma Joke:

yo momma so ugly when she cry tears go in the back of her head

jen jen's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid that when she was being robbed at gunpoint, they gave her 2 options 1 give up her phone or 2 suck dick. i called her today and she picked up. Your mama sucks dick.

jen jen's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat that she has her own orbit. so you better watch out she might eat you

jen jen's Momma Joke:

even though this is old, i am saying it, or writing it, whatever you get what i mean. yo mama so fat that when she jumped in the ocean everyone screamed out FREE WILLY!

jen jen's Momma Joke:

yo mamas so poor that when i saw her pushing a can i asked her whatcha doin and she said movin

jen jen's Momma Joke:

hey did anyone go to an homecoming on october 4?

jen jen's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid that she was in burlington coat factory and froze her fat ass off

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama so weird she acts like YOU!!!!!

seth's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so stupid she tried to put the m&m’s in ABC order

bitch please.'s Momma Joke:

your momma is so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookie.

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

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gtrtytryttrtytt's Momma Joke:

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Anonymous's Momma Joke:

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anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

your mama’s so fat she wore high heels and struck oil.

yo mamaaa!'s Momma Joke:

your mama’s so fat i tried driving round her but i run out of gas, haha

Pussyhunter's Momma Joke:

Your momma is so stupid, she drowned the wave at the super bowl.

shanai's Momma Joke:

ur mom so fat wen she walk her ass claps

brandon hernandez's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so poor she put a pack of gum o layaway!

brandon hernandez's Momma Joke:

yo mama is like a buble gum mechine 25cents for a blow

yo mama's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid she went to applebees and the apple said get it together baby

yo mama's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat god said “let there be light,hay you move out the way”!

yo mama's Momma Joke:

yo mama so old when i told her to act her age she dropped dead

yo mama's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat i took a picture of her last Christmas and it still printing!

yo mama's Momma Joke:

yo mama so cheap when we played pool i payed 25cents to “rack my balls”

Emmmmmmmmmmmma's Momma Joke:

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cody givens's Momma Joke:

yo mooma is so stupid she put you in rehab cause you was hooked on phonics

cody givens's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so dumb she thought a jolly rancher was a gay cowboy

vanessa's Momma Joke:

your momma is so fat that your allergic to her

vanessa's Momma Joke:

your momma is so stupid when she slipped on a scale she said thats my number

joe mumma's Momma Joke:

your mamma so stupid she made geico look hard

joe mumma's Momma Joke:

your mamma so tall when she did a cartwheel she hit god in the mouth

slash's Momma Joke:

ur mamma glasses are so thick when she looked in a map she saw people waving

cexi monsta's Momma Joke:

ur mama so stupid she prank called 911

1-800-kiss my ass's Momma Joke:

ur mamma’s ass is so white that they fired the moon

joe mumma's Momma Joke:

ur mamma is so ugly that when she threw a boomarang it never came back

dragracer's Momma Joke:

your mama so small she tried to commit suicide off an atom

vanessa's Momma Joke:

your momma’s teeth are so bright that the sun got jelous

bob's Momma Joke:

yo momma so hairy when she went to the bathroom king kong jumped out of her butt and said woo god bless america!

hardcore action's Momma Joke:

ur mamma teeth r so ugly that when she smiled the great wall of china cracked

bob's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat she stepped on a scale and it said her phonenumber

who what when where why n how's Momma Joke:

ur mama so stupid she tried to rob the projects

bob's Momma Joke:

yo momma so ugly she makes a donkeys ass look good

nolan's Momma Joke:

yo mamas so fat shes tha reason thres kidz starving in africa

you so fat that wen u sex ur wife theres 2 sets of tits 1 fur u and 1 fur ur wife

hshs's Momma Joke:

ur mama is so fat she dosent need internet she is alredy worldwide

kteimporta's Momma Joke:

Yo mamas so stupid when she was in highschool they told her to do an essay so she went to mexico and did a mexican guy yelling essay, essay, essay!

Phil's Momma Joke:

Yo mommas so breath smells so bad that people look forwards to her farts

evanescence's Momma Joke:

your mommas so fat that she so fat.hahahahahahahahaha!!!that was funy in it.

Ben's Momma Joke:

your mommas so fat, last time I rooted her, i burnt my ass on the lightbulb! lolz

megels's Momma Joke:

your mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washingtons nose.

momo's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stupid she put a dime in a parking meater and and said wheres my gum ball

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama so black when she stepped out the car the oil light came on!!!hahahaha

tyler's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat when she did the lean wit it rock wit it she past out

tyler's Momma Joke:

yo mama so poor she has a cupon 4 the 99 cent store

tyler's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

ehs's Momma Joke:

yo mama soooo fat she fopund out she had creme filling on her elbows and broke her arm jus top lick it

Hunter thuro's Momma Joke:

yo mommas like a hockey team changes pads every three periods

goreous gurl's Momma Joke:

your mama so short when she jumps off the curb you hear ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

sasha's Momma Joke:

your mama is so old she is best friend with jesus

sasha's Momma Joke:

you mama is so short she jumped of a hill and did not die 4 4 days

love and hope's Momma Joke:

you mama is so poor that when i see her walking down the st kikking a can i said what are you doing she said moveing

love and hope's Momma Joke:

your mama so poor she cant pay attions

1goon4's Momma Joke:

yo mom so dumb she tried to drown a goldfish

beastiebabe's Momma Joke:

yo mommas so dumb she tried to wake a sleeping bag

beastiebabe's Momma Joke:

yo mommas so fat she saw a yellow bus wiit white perple and yelled”hold that twinkie”

beastiebabe's Momma Joke:

(your worst enemy) face is so ugly she entered a ugly contest and they said sorry no perfessionals

lick my fat hairy balls's Momma Joke:

yo moma so weird when she fractured her skull in three places she said here here and here and she pointed to her boobs

K&M's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is sssssooooo stupid she bought a glass door wit a peep hole!!!!!!!!!!!!!

justin's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat that she has to use an ocean for a swimming pool

david's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat she is a 36 double D and thats just her chin size

zak's Momma Joke:

im stupid and i lick dick

devious's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is so ugly that she has a stroke ever morning she looks herself in the mirror

devious's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is so stupid she got fired from a volunteer job

devious's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is so fat, when ever she turns arounds she causes an apocalypse

devious's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is so short she has athletes foot on her nipples

devious's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is so fat she looks like sausage and bacon in the microwave when she sweats

devious's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is so ugly she had a pet rock that ran away from her

devious's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is so stupid she lost ever event in the handicap olympics

devious's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is so short she has to climb a ladder to suck a dick …she carries a ladder every where she goes

SStasia422's Momma Joke:

yo momma so gat wen she wanted 2 sit around da house she actually had 2 sit around da house

lick my fat hairy balls's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so hairy and big her date is king kong

Young Tov's Momma Joke:

yo mama aint got no knees so all she can wear is straight legs.

some_ownage_guy's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is so poor, when i stepped on her skateboard, she said “GET OFF THE FAMILY CAR!”

rhonhals's Momma Joke:

yo mama so dumb when she got locked in a grocery store she died of starvation.

rhonhals's Momma Joke:

HAMID off the rhonhals rule the world!!!

rhonhals's Momma Joke:

ur fat 5 boobs with 3 nipples

rhonhals's Momma Joke:

my hiney hurts

rhonhals's Momma Joke:

the giraffe said theres a baby in your butt

rhonhals's Momma Joke:

yo mama said im not yo mama just yo daddy not yo grandmama or yo grandpapa just yo daddy not yo cuzin or yo sister just yo daddy not yo aunt or yo uncle just yo daddy not yo brother or yo teacher just yo daddy not yo great grandmama or yo great grandpapa just yo daddy not yo bottle of cocacola or yo chicken in a haystack just yo daddy not yo vampire or yo closet just yo daddy not yo baywatch babe or thats so raven just yo daddy not yo hersheys bar or yo mascara just yo daddy not yo girlfriend or yo boyfriend just yo daddy not yo recycleable materials or yo pencil sharpener just yo daddy not yo garbage man or yo mail man just yo daddy not yo hubba bubble gum or yo caprisun juice box just yo daddy not yo jonas brother or yo miley cyrus just yo daddy not yo favorite tv show or the watch on yo wrist just yo daddy not yo hiccups or yo fart in yo momas face just yo daddy not yo butt or yo cheeks just yo daddy not yo bed or yo favirote mini skirt just yo daddy. EAT YO NIPPLES OUT HUGH HEFNER.

No One's Momma Joke:

your mama is so stupid she got ran over by a parked car

joe mumma's Momma Joke:

your mamma so skinny she made a piece of paper jealous

crazy's Momma Joke:

yo momma glasses so thick when she looks on a map she can see people wavin

Cody's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is so fat that she put on a yellow rain jacket and people Said “TAXI!!!”

YO Mama's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat she jumped in air and got stuck

YO Mama's Momma Joke:

Hey No One its yo Mama is so fat she got hit by a parked car

RYan's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning

Ryan's Momma Joke:

So mama is so stupid it took 3 hours to make minute rice!

Ryan's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 min!!!

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

your moma is so short u cuold seee here feet in here licences

hicks's Momma Joke:

yo mommas is lyk a bowling ball, she gets slammed into the gutter

hicks's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat peter griffin wont sleep with her

hicks's Momma Joke:

yo momma so hairy she got afro’s growing out of her nipples

ooooo dick my balls's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so fat she makes garfield look skinny

ooooo dick my balls's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so small an atom to her is 65 ft long and 34 ft wide

yo mum on wheels's Momma Joke:

yeah yo momma killer youve got cool and funny jokes keep em going

yo mum on wheels's Momma Joke:

YO MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE SKIPS AND THEY SING ENGLAND IRLAND SCOTLAND WHALES INSIDE OUSESIDE ON THE RALES SHE REALLY GOES THEIR

jake's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

luis's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so poor when i went to open her front yard door i was all ready in the backyard

luis's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so gay that when michael jakson saw her he said ouhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Andy Kidd's Momma Joke:

ur mamma fo fat, she has smaller fat people orbiting around her

luis's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so stinky shat she caused global warming

luis's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so fat that when she went to space the blackhole couldnt swallow her.

luis's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so fat that they confused her as fat albert. When fat albert saw her he said heyheyhey who copeid me today

luis's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so fat that when octomesprime [transformer}said lets roll! she started rolling.

luis's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so fat that when she did a cannonball in the ocean she made a hurricane.

luis's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so hairry that chubaca got jeolus

luis's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so hugry that when i knoked at her door she opened her refrederator.

luis's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so stinky that the planet population was 1

luis's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so green that they confused her with sh**.

luis's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so scary that michael myres got scared

luis's Momma Joke:

yo momma ass is so big that when she went to the bathroom she couldmt fit her ass in th toliet

luis's Momma Joke:

yo momma ass is so little that when she went to the bathroom her ass got flushed in the toliet and said “RANGING WATERS!”

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Your momma is so fat her legs look like spoiled milk. White and chunky.

jp543's Momma Joke:

your mama is so fat i stuck two quarters in her bellybutton and a candy bar fell out of her ass!

jp543's Momma Joke:

your mama is so poor i saw her walking with one shoe and i asked her if she lost one and she said no “I found one”!

BIG BOI's Momma Joke:

YO MAMA SO UGLY YOU HAD TO GLUE A STEAK TO HER FOREHEAD FOR THE DOG JUST TO LOOK AT HER

pookie28's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat she was in the barbershop she cut this man hair with her tiddys and the man said I DONT WANT A FADE!!!!!!!

robert28's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat she spinned around and her husband said why is the dryer running

robert28's Momma Joke:

yo momma so poor she had to put a dream on layway for christmas

pookie28's Momma Joke:

yo momma so poor that her son was popping popcorn and she said who shooting probably those niiggers

pookie28's Momma Joke:

yo momma so old that she made shadrag/meshaq and the billy goat get out the furnace

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

your mamma is so hiary the only language she knows is wookie

joe mumma's Momma Joke:

your mamma so fat that she made iron man weight like a feather

joe mumma's Momma Joke:

your mamma so fat she made a cruise ship sink

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mammas hair so short,she roll it with rice

DumbHyphy's Momma Joke:

yo mama so got damn ugly she looked at me then i passed out

joe mumma's Momma Joke:

your mamma so hairy that she’s the daughter of bigfoot and chewbaca

liamabrennan@hotmail.com's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so stupid she walked into a circular room and sat in the corner

Mamma T.'s Momma Joke:

you mamma is so nasty she uses condoms 4 times a day!

balaidfugu's Momma Joke:

yo momma so dumb she went to dr dre for a papsmiere

christian's Momma Joke:

ur mothers so fat when she went to a hotel and asked for a waterbed they put a blanket over the ocean

ur mothers so fat when she wore a red dress all the kids yelled heyy koolaid

ur mothers so fat when she stepped on the scale to weigh herself it said to be continued

luis's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so scary that when i took her to a haunted house she came out with a job application

luis's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so retarded that she got ran over by a parking car

luis's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so retarted that she got lost in the bathroom.

luis's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so stupid that when she heard the word”soccer!”she socked a her

luis's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so poor that when i went to her house i said “whats for dinner” she said “YOUR NEXT!”

luis's Momma Joke:

YO MOMMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WAS ON TOP OF A BUILDING AND FELL THE PEOPLE SAID “METEOR!”

luis's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so poor that when i went to her house i said “i want milk”she said ‘PICK A NIPPLE!”

luis's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so gay that they confused her as michael jakson.

bob's Momma Joke:

your mama is so stupid she tried to put M&Ms in abc order

tammy's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

asss's Momma Joke:

yo mama s so fat she dosent hav belly button lint she has sweaters

steven roper's Momma Joke:

yo mommas so fat she sliped in the grand cannon and got stuck

Brett Smith's Momma Joke:

yo momma is like a hockey game she chanhes her pads every 3 periods

Brett Smith's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so fat when she goes into a life it always goes down

Brett Smith's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat when she steped onto the scales it said to be continued

Brett Smith's Momma Joke:

yo momma is like a hockey game she changes her pads every 3 periods

matrix's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat when she bugee jumps she goes straight to hell

Joshua's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry

Joshua's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money

Joshua's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat when it rain she slip-n slide on I-95

Joshua's Momma Joke:

Do you know some body name dawhite. The white around yo lip

Joshua's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so poor she can’t put anything on layer way

yo mama's Momma Joke:

lizzie says yo mama so skinny she a anorexic hoe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

u dont no my name's Momma Joke:

your mama is so dumb she seen a school bus with a bunch of white people and thought it was a twinky

u dont no my name's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid her kids ask her whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs

u dont no my name's Momma Joke:

haha funny

omar bitch's Momma Joke:

your mama so fat she got baptised in sea world

omar bitch's Momma Joke:

yo mama so old she has a kick start vibrator

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

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Yabriana's Momma Joke:

Yo Mama is so fat she is at the beach with free willy and did not even notice free willy

lil'mama's Momma Joke:

Yo mama’s so fat, Dora couldn’t explore her.

lil'mama's Momma Joke:

Yo mama’s so hot, da sun had to poor some water on her just to cool her down.

real estate's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is so ugly, she made Micheal Jackson look straight.

judith adjei's Momma Joke:

ur mama is so fat when she died god couldn carry her soul

joe mumma's Momma Joke:

your mamma so short that an ant ran her over

joe mumma's Momma Joke:

estate agent ur an idiot u cant curse in a joke

estate agent's Momma Joke:

o i cant?

joe mumma's Momma Joke:

i think but just dont curse

joe mumma's Momma Joke:

srry bout that people my cousin being an idiot lolz

joe mumma's Momma Joke:

your mamma so old that she was at adam and ev’s wedding

joe mumma's Momma Joke:

your mamma so old that yoda is her cousin

joe mumma's Momma Joke:

your mamma so stupid that she took a globe of the world to the world series

joe mumma's Momma Joke:

your mamma so stupid she took 5 earings to the olympics

joe mumma's Momma Joke:

your mamma so ugly that she made the chicken cross the road

joe mumma's Momma Joke:

your mamma so stupid she thought 2+2 = fish cuz fish has 4 letters

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

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home depot's Momma Joke:

yo mama is such a slut that its like home depot 2 cents a screw

joe mumma's Momma Joke:

your mamma so tall when she tripped she landed in the orion nebula

joe mumma's Momma Joke:

your mamma so nasty fear factor couldnt accept her

touch my body's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck

joe mumma's Momma Joke:

your mamma so fat the biggest loser show was like DAMN

joe mumma's Momma Joke:

your mamma so stupid she is the anti albert einstein

joe mumma's Momma Joke:

your mamma so ugly when she turned around everyone was petrified

joe mumma's Momma Joke:

your mamma teeth r so yellow whe closed her mouth her body glowed

joe mumma's Momma Joke:

your mamma so stupid she got locked in an electronic store and died of boredom

joe mumma's Momma Joke:

your mamma so old that she even saw her husband’s mother give birth to him

pookie28's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so fat she was going to jugment time with the lord and the devil and god said man you going to hell and the man said to yo momma i dont want to go in the crack of her ass

pookie28's Momma Joke:

dis dude nameed khris

pookie28's Momma Joke:

he said we on his jok

robert28's Momma Joke:

dis boy named pookie28 tried to rape me and i called the police and said a bitch from hell trying to rape me

HAMID's Momma Joke:

HAMIDS RULE THE WORLD AND THE RONHALAS WILL FALL TO DEATH

robert28's Momma Joke:

m,,,dis dude named robert dosent wipe
.
‘/” \

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat she hula hoops the super bowl

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mamas so ugly they filmed gorillas in the mist in her shower

pookie28's Momma Joke:

i am robert all that stuff was no true just playing

Didier's Momma Joke:

your mama is so stupid that when she passed a yield sign, she asked what does ield mean. i said go slower, so she said, “W-h-a-t d-o-e-s y-i-e-l-d m-e-a-n?”

Mimi&Bebe's Momma Joke:

Yo mama drives a peanut

jordan's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid she tried to put m’n'ms in alphabetical order

anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a bathroom scale

anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid she wasted her time trying to jacked free sample food

anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat where ever she goes orbit happens

probally someone u dont know's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat the last time sh fell in love is when the weigh scale passed 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
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99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
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and landed on 50 pounds

joe mumma's Momma Joke:

your mamma so old she breast feed’s powder

xxx's Momma Joke:

yo mama so old she had moses in her yearbook.

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so stupid that she’s stupider than the stupiest person on Earth which is yo mama MESH!!

juan's Momma Joke:

your momma is so ugly i cant say more

yo mommas momma's Momma Joke:

yo momma so ugly she s afraid of mirrors

yo mommas momma's Momma Joke:

i screwed yo momma so hard the dinosaurs could feel it

chazz's Momma Joke:

yo momma so ugly wen she got in the bath tub the water jumped out and said u first

jaker's Momma Joke:

yo momma so short she had to step on a chair to reach puberty

spiderman's Momma Joke:

yo momma so old & black when god created the world he said oops burnt one

spiderman's Momma Joke:

yo momma so stupid she makes homer simpson look like a nobel prize winner

spiderman's Momma Joke:

yo momma so ghetto when she breast feeds coolaid comes out

spiderman's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat she got more chins than a chinese phonebook

spiderman's Momma Joke:

your momma had her friend over and she said lettuce means in and tomato means out lettuce tomato letuce tomato lettuce tomato and she said stop your getting mayonaise on me

Ha's Momma Joke:

Your mama soe ugly she jumped in a fernous to get hottt!!!!!!

Gangsta Yo momma's Momma Joke:

Yo mama’s so fat…….
That’s all to be said

Gangsta Yo momma's Momma Joke:

yo mamas so fat shes on both sides of the family

Jonathan Alexander's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so old, she got adam and eves autograph

Jonathan Alexander's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so old, she is in jesus year book

Jonathan Alexander's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so fat, her butt has it’s own congress man

Brett Smith's Momma Joke:

yo momma so dum she looked over a glass wall to c what was on the other side

Brett Smith's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat she was seen on a radar

Brett Smith's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat when people get on top of her there ears pop

Brett Smith's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat when she wears here yellow rain coat poeple shout taxi

M.K Kira's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so hairy she got afros on her nipples

M.K Kira's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so skinny, her nipples touch

M.K Kira's Momma Joke:

yo momma so poor a dj for the ice-cream truck

M.K Kira's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so dumb. somebody said it was chilly outside she ran outside wit a bowl and a spoon

M.K Kira's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so fat she on both sides of the family

M.K Kira's Momma Joke:

yo momma so ugly her mom had 2 put a pork chop around her neck just so the dog could play with her

M.K Kira's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so bald, her braids look like stiches

M.K Kira's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so dumb when she went to the movies the man said is was 17 over rated so went to
go get 16 of her friends

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so fat when she goes swimming the US Navy picks her up on radar.

a-hole's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so ugly you ugly

ya boi jesus's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat last time she saw 90210 was on da weight scale haha

ya boi jesus's Momma Joke:

yo momma like a doorknob every body gets a turn

ya boi jesus's Momma Joke:

yo momma so ugly she make freddy krueger look like a super model

ya boi jesus's Momma Joke:

yo momma so ugly she went to freddy krueger house n he said bitch i didnt order no mirror

ya boi jesus's Momma Joke:

yo momma soooo fat she jumped in da air n got stuck

ya boi jesus's Momma Joke:

yo momma look like ran over skittle
yo momma look like beat up bolgna
yo momma smell like wet cat pussy

Sachaaa Anddd Chazziieee xo's Momma Joke:

YOUR MUM IS SO DUMB I PUT 1p UNDER HER PILLOW AND SHE GAVE ME CHANGE!!!!!

Haha XD

LAUGHHHHH…

LAUGHH..!!!

LAUGH GOD DAMN YOU!!!

shaquiefalard's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so old she make Mccain look young

shaquiefalard's Momma Joke:

yo DADDY is so stupid, he took a clown outfit during the vietnam war so they wouldnt think he’s a soldier

your mother's Momma Joke:

your mother is so pretty, shes pretty

shaquiefalard's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is harry she got afro tities

shaquiefalard's Momma Joke:

yo mama is a loner is cuz she ate her animal friends

p-didy's Momma Joke:

yo momma so damn ugly her reflection puked

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

your mama is so stupid she thought a quarter back was a refound

fischboy's Momma Joke:

your mama is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl =}

fischboy's Momma Joke:

your mothers like a vacume cleaner she sucks, she blows and gets laid in the closet

jenny's Momma Joke:

your momma’s so fat that when I walked around her I got lost!! he he

baby t's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so greasy that companies come to her 4 oil…..lol

smallkid's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so fat, when she ordered a waterbed they just laid a blanket on the pacifc ocean

yo mama's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so ugly she meet freddy krueger and freddy krueger had a night mare!!!!!

zachary's Momma Joke:

yo mama’s so fat she jumped into the ocean and the whales started singing we are family

zachary's Momma Joke:

yo priest is so fat when he bungee jumps he goes to hell

zachary's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so ugly her shadow gave up. yo mama is so ugly hotel managers use her picture to keep awaythe rats

Chis Thomas The 1 And Only's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so fat, scientists have declared her ass to be the 10th planet.

Your mamma is so fat when we were having sex I rolled over 9 times and I was still on the BITCH!!!!!

Yo momma is like a bowling ball, gets picked up fingered, thrown in the gutter and bitch comes back for more.

Your mom is like a race car driver, she burns 50 rubbers a day.
Yo momma is so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon.

Yo momma’s got a party in her mouth tonight, and everybody’s cumming

yomama's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat when she hoped on the scales it said “to be continued”

steven roper's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so fat she has to have her picture taken by satalite

steven roper, sam shaw's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so fat when she went to a football match she had to buy two tickets

steven roper's Momma Joke:

Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

steven roper's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

steven roper's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

steven roper's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!

steven roper's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat when u shake her hand she has to give u directions

steven roper's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so fat I’ve known her all my life … and I still haven’t seen ALL of her!

kyle redfin's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat she uses pillow cases as socks

steven roper's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, “Caution! Wide Turn.”

steven roper's Momma Joke:

yo mammas so fat she takes up a jumbo jet to herself

steven roper's Momma Joke:

kkyle get some good jokes

kyle redfin's Momma Joke:

steven yo momma so stupid she tryed to drown a fish

steven roper's Momma Joke:

kyle Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans.

kyle redfin's Momma Joke:

steve yo momma so poor she ran after a garbage truck with a shopping list

kyle redfin's Momma Joke:

steven yo momma so poor she did a drive by on a bus

steven roper's Momma Joke:

yo mommas so stupied she sold the car for petrol money

steven roper's Momma Joke:

kyle Yo momma is so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumpin’ off the curb!

steven roper's Momma Joke:

kyle Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.

kyle redfin's Momma Joke:

yo mama iz so fat when she wears a blue t-shirt
everyone shouts TSUNAMI

PeerHEAD's Momma Joke:

Na

steven roper's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!

PeerHEAD's Momma Joke:

KYLE = XBOX GEEK :/

kyle redfin's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.

steven roper's Momma Joke:

kyle Yo momma so fat even mikle jackson couldn’t pay for her liposuction!

Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

kyle redfin's Momma Joke:

yo, momas like a train, everyone gets on and off
but everybody has to pay for the ride.

kyle redfin's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is so fat…that she broke a branch in her
family tree!

kyle redfin's Momma Joke:

Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a menu, she get an estimate.

steven roper's Momma Joke:

kyle Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

steven roper's Momma Joke:

kyle Yo momma so poor, she can’t afford to live in a two story Cheerio box!

Yo momma so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!

kyle redfin's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 18 years to live.

steven roper's Momma Joke:

kyle Yo Momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

kyle redfin's Momma Joke:

your father is like cement it taked him two days to get hard

steven roper's Momma Joke:

kyle i heard that yo dads got bigger tits than ya mum

kyle redfin's Momma Joke:

Yo Mama is so fat that when she went to the beach a bunch of whales came up and started singing “we are family”!

steven roper's Momma Joke:

Yo Momma so poor you put RoundUp on the weeds and she said, “There goes breakfast, lunch, and dinner!”

steven roper's Momma Joke:

kyle Yo Momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!

kyle redfin's Momma Joke:

yo mamas just like a bowling ball, she gets fingered,guttered and then comes back for more.

kyle redfin's Momma Joke:

Yo Mama’s so hairy every time she steps outside, everyone goes, “Look, it’s King Kong!!!!”

steven roper's Momma Joke:

kyle Yo momma like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!

steven roper's Momma Joke:

kyle Yo momma is like a racing car…chick burned four rubbers in one night.

steven roper's Momma Joke:

kyle Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, I can’t believe its not butter.

steven roper's Momma Joke:

kyle Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!

kyle redfin's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the beach, Greenpeace wants to push her back in the sea!

steven roper's Momma Joke:

kyle Yo Momma Like
a hardware store - only 10 cents a screw.

steven roper's Momma Joke:

kyle yo mommas like a BT phonebox - on every damn corner and costs only 20p a go

steven roper's Momma Joke:

kyle yo mommas like an arcade machine - dirty, smelly, costs 20 pence and lasts 30 seconds

Charlie's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so stupid she studied for a drug test

Charlie's Momma Joke:

Jamie C
Yo mommas like a bus only 70 pence a ride

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

lizzy so hairy

Carrot's Momma Joke:

Lizzy so ginger she light up the room

Carrot's Momma Joke:

tHES JOKES ARNT FUNNY GET SUM GOOD ONES DICKFACE

iMAkE_J0kES's Momma Joke:

yh0 MAMA S0 fAt….
iF ShE JUMP ShE G0 StRAit 2 hEll..

fischboy's Momma Joke:

yo mam is so fat when she swam in the ocean whales sang “we ore family even though ur fater than me” <

fischboy's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so stupid when the weather man said it was chilly outside
she grabed a bowl and went outside

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat when she sat on a toilet it started to sing a b c d e f g get yo fat ass of of me

none of yo buisness!!!'s Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat her belt size is equator!!!!

none of yo buisness!!!'s Momma Joke:

yo momma is so stupid that when someone told her it was chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!

none of yo buisness!!!'s Momma Joke:

yo momma is so fat that when she went to mcDonalds, she tripped over Burgerking and wendys!

none of yo buisness!!!'s Momma Joke:

yo momma so stupid that she took a spoon to the super bowl!

none of yo buisness!!!'s Momma Joke:

yo momma so poor, that when you asked her for a penny, she said honey if we had that kind of money, wed be livin in a real cardboard box!!!

none of yo buisness!!!'s Momma Joke:

your mommas so old that when she took a shower, two pilgrims fell out of her titis!!

dee mister's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat she stood on tha scales and her phone number poped up

Kazzilicious's Momma Joke:

your mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it!!! LOL!!!

none of yo buisness!!!'s Momma Joke:

to momma teeth are so yellow that when she drank water, it turned to lemonade!

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momma so stupid it takes her two hours to watch 60 minutes

gaylord122334's Momma Joke:

i lve some dic

kenyatta93's Momma Joke:

your momma so stupid when she jumped out the window she went up

ahmed's Momma Joke:

you have so many brothers youre house is like a hotel

ahmed's Momma Joke:

youre mum feeds you with a bb gun

aec's Momma Joke:

yo mammas so fat when she broke her leg gravy poured out

aaron's Momma Joke:

yo momas so fat when she wore a yello rain coat people started yelling out taxi!

The Best of The Best's Momma Joke:

Yo Mama is Like a Squirl She Likes Nuts in her Mouth.

brenda's Momma Joke:

i heard they made a movie on your moma, i heard its called “gorillas in the mist”

Jokester's Momma Joke:

Your mom is a gangsta that listens to country music.

lil lou's Momma Joke:

yo mama butt so big when she sat down she got 3 feet taller i could have been yo dady but the dude behide me had to get change

KANDOLA JATT's Momma Joke:

YO MOMMA’S SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE CAME OUT DA SEA PEOPLE SHOUTED “TSUNAMI RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

jamal's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat wen she went 2 da movies she sat next 2 everyone

jamal's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat she jumped in the ocean n the ocean jumped back

KANDOLA JATT's Momma Joke:

YO MOMMA’S SO FAT THAT IT TOOK 12 PLANES TO TAKE HER BAK 2 AMERICA

carl farrington's Momma Joke:

your mamma’s so fat when she walks her fart stars saying you fat bitch you fat bitch.

carl farrington's Momma Joke:

your mamma’s so fat when she drove up the motoway they had to close it so she could get up there

afamous211's Momma Joke:

yo momma fat she has to iron her pants in the drive way

genius's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat hercules got afraid !!!

pat's Momma Joke:

yo mama’s so fat she caused hunger in africa!!!

pat's Momma Joke:

yo mama’s so fat she carried ur father at the wedding

corny shit's Momma Joke:

these ur momma jokes r corny like ur mommas teeth

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat she eats cat food to pay for her meds.

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momma takes so much testosterone, when she went to the voting booth she came out with a crow bar. her son asked “what happened?” she said “I pulled the lever.”

miguel's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat i went around her one time and i got lost

miguel's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so fat i went around her one time and i got lost

miguel's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

miguel's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

miguel's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world

miguel's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

miguel's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

miguel's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

miguel's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat she’s got her own area code!

XjackX's Momma Joke:

your momma so smelly and gross that when she farted in an airport, somone yelled “BOMB! BOMB!”

miguel's Momma Joke:

i love this place

miguel's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was “illegitiment” because she couldn’t read

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Yo mama so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

Yo mama so stupid she asked you “What is the number for 911″

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put “O.K.”

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

Yo mama so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo mama so stupid that under “Education” on her job apllication, she put “Hooked on Phonics.”

Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.

Yo mama so stupid she watches “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.

miguel's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!

Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

miguel's Momma Joke:

Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.

Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.

Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.

Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper.

Yo mama has green hair and thinks she’s a tree.

Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you’re saying.

Yo mama has 10 fingers–all on the same hand.

Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.

Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.

Yo mama has a short arm and can’t applaude.

Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!

Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo.

Yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.

Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns.

Yo mama has a wooden leg with branches.

Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.

miguel's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

miguel's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

Yo mama so lazy she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote!

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

miguel's Momma Joke:

Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.

Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

miguel's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”

Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,”DING!”

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, “What ya doin’?” She said, “Buying luggage.”

Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

miguel's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.

miguel's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help!

Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

miguel's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

miguel's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.

Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.

miguel's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!

Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.

Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.

Yo mama so short she models for trophys.

miguel's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.

Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave

Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

miguel's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo mama so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower

Yo mama so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo mama so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower!

Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!

Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!

Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn’t date her!

Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects!

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!

Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.

Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!

Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.

miguel's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

miguel's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.

Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!

Yo mama so dirty that you can’t tell where the dirt stops and she begins.

miguel's Momma Joke:

Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.

Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

miguel's Momma Joke:

Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!

miguel's Momma Joke:

Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

Yo mama’s glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

miguel's Momma Joke:

Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.

Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

miguel's Momma Joke:

Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!

Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!

miguel's Momma Joke:

Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.

miguel's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall!

Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of a book!

Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of a piece of paper!

yo momma is so old when god said let there be light she was there to flip the switch's Momma Joke:

edward

Logdog's Momma Joke:

Yo mamma is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Logdog's Momma Joke:

Yo mamma so ugly, well look at you.

Logdog's Momma Joke:

Yo mamma is so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Logdog's Momma Joke:

Yo mamma is so fat she has her own gravitational pull.

Logdog's Momma Joke:

Yo mamma is so fat she pulled into Burger King and they said, what will it be, the usual.

Logdog's Momma Joke:

Yo mamma is so fat she saw a school bus drive by and she said, stop that twinkie

your mommy's Momma Joke:

yo mommas teeth so yellow when she closes her mouth she lights up like a jackel lantern

Nusret's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so hairy the only language she can speak is wooky..grrrrrrrrrr

guy's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so fat that when she stands up in her nikes it says nickelodieon

guy's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight

dylan.m $$'s Momma Joke:

yo mama is so jesus said let there be light he asked your mom to move

I Wocked Ur Mum!!!'s Momma Joke:

Ur Momma Is Sooo Fat She Makes Samiya Look Anorexic =P

reuben's mum's Momma Joke:

reuben looks like teves haha

I Wocked Ur Mum!!!'s Momma Joke:

ur Mum So Old She Produces Powder Milk

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

reuben has bigger boobs than his mum

Shabna Vikky's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is so poor that buglers break in and leave money.

john conlin's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so skinny when she turned sideways she got reported missing;)

john conlin's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”

Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,”DING!”

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, “What ya doin’?” She said, “Buying luggage.”

Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning

john conlin's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

john conlin's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was “illegitiment” because she couldn’t read

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Yo mama so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

Yo mama so stupid she asked you “What is the number for 911″

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put “O.K.”

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

Yo mama so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo mama so stupid that under “Education” on her job apllication, she put “Hooked on Phonics.”

Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.

Yo mama so stupid she watches “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.

john conlin's Momma Joke:

my jokes are the best heree

joe mumma's Momma Joke:

u wrote the same jokes over again u know

joe mumma's Momma Joke:

besides john my jokes r better than yours

joe mumma's Momma Joke:

just go back to the begining of the month of october or just click show all and go and find my name and read my jokes and they are way better than yours

lil jj's Momma Joke:

yo momma so old that the first cruise line she rode on was noah’s ark

my ass's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning

chikcen and beef's Momma Joke:

yo mommas so old she farts dust(: beat that loosers you cant top our jokee cuz chicken and beef is thaa shizzzz

davion's Momma Joke:

Yo mama’s so fat that she tripped over wal-mart stubbled over k-mart and landed on target.

Mij686's Momma Joke:

Yor Mamaz so FAT she wakes up in sections!!

brittany's Momma Joke:

Yo momma’s so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch

anonymous's Momma Joke:

your momma so fat wen she went 2 sea world SHAMOO popped out and said, we are family, i got my brothers and my sisters with me

anonymous's Momma Joke:

YOUR MOMMA SO FAT THAT WEN SHE SAT ON THE FREEWAY, I TRY 2 SWERVE AROUND HER BUT I RAN OUT OF GAS

cade's Momma Joke:

your mommas like a big mac, all that fat but still a dollar

Cyate's Momma Joke:

Yo Moma is so fat that Bill Gates couldnt pay for her snack

Cyate's Momma Joke:

YO moma is so black that the only thing between her and midnight is 11:59

IM NOT RACIEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Timmy's Momma Joke:

YO MAMMA so ghetto when she breast feeds coolade comes out

Tameem's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat when she farts, al gore accuses her of global warming

Oo Yo Momma oO's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so dumb, she thought she locked her keys in her motorcycle!

Lia's Momma Joke:

I’m horrible at these, but here goes:

Yo mommas so fat, when she jumps, an earth quake hits
Yo mommas so fat, when she wears red, somebody says, “Oh, look…a fire truck.”
Yo mommas so ugly, your dad prefers to be blindfolded during sex.
Yo mommas so ugly, when she was a baby, her moms doctor slapped her across the face.

Yo mommas so stupid, she drove down a street where a sign said, “do not enter.”

Yo mommas so stupid, she thought that a supermarket was a drive through (that came from a true story, said by a supermarket employee.)

Annuhsaurus's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was when she was weighing herself

big keith's Momma Joke:

yo mama so dumb she got no legs no arms she sitting in a wheel chair with a camera saying picture me Rollin.

cole's Momma Joke:

your mamma is so ugly she made onions cry

cole's Momma Joke:

your mammas so ugly they moved halloween to her birthday

cole's Momma Joke:

your mammas so fat her shadow weighs a 1000lbs

Lil DiCe's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so stupid she tried to put m&m’s in alphabetical order

Lil DiCe's Momma Joke:

yo momma so stupid she thought cheerios were doughnut seeds

Lil DiCe's Momma Joke:

yo momma so cheap, she never heard about 50 cent……and im not talking about the rapper!!!!!!!

Lil DiCe's Momma Joke:

yo momma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go……..look down

you can add me on myspace at

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Lil DiCe's Momma Joke:

yo momma is just like cake, everyone gets a piece

Lil DiCe's Momma Joke:

yo momma is just like a doornknob, everyone gets a turn

Lil DiCe's Momma Joke:

hickidy bickidy duck, your mother is my slut

Lil DiCe's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so fat…….you know what let me just give you an example of what she did

i order a small peperroni

yo momma asked which was bigger, a large or a small, once she got her pizzas

of eating them, she put them in order from least to greatest, cutting of the peparroni nd cheese

^^^^^^^

this joke isnt funny itz for of a story

fo fo fo fo's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so fat that she has to use two buses as rolla blades

johanna's Momma Joke:

*your momma so fat when she got hit by a bus,she yelled, ” who through that rock”*lol!!

Tieachaah's Momma Joke:

Al ya’ll mamma is a hoe and she look like a bitch on wheels!

your mom's Momma Joke:

yo mama so dirty she has to sneak up on the bathwater

your mom's Momma Joke:

yo mama so old her social security number is 1

nun ya's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stupid she went to Dr.Drey for a pep smear.

nun ya's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat her cloths have stretch mark.

nun ya's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stupid she got hit by a coffee cup and said she got mugged.

nun ya's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so ugly they filmed gorilas in the mist in her shower

lol lala land's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat she saw a yellow school filled wit white kids and said stop dat twinky

bing bang boom's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

bing bang boom's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

yo mama so fat when i give her food she forgot she had kids's Momma Joke:

tj

Claudia's Momma Joke:

Your Mommas so stupid she grabbed her shopping list and raced after the garbage truck

suck my balls's Momma Joke:

your mama is so tall she jumped over wallmart triped over kamart and landed on target

Lola's Momma Joke:

yo mama’s so fat when she feeel no one wanted to laugh but the ground was cracking up:)

darkrai's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat even naruto wouldn’t belive it.

As3assin's Momma Joke:

yo moma so fat she thot the car was a toilet

Kim's Momma Joke:

Yo mamas so hunchback she has to wear goggles 2 tke a piss!

Kim's Momma Joke:

Yo mamas head is so small she has a teabag as a pillow

Kim's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is small she commited suicide with a pin

Kim's Momma Joke:

Yo mamas head is so small she pierced her ear and died

Kim's Momma Joke:

Yo mamas is so tall she did a starjump and head butted the moon

Kim's Momma Joke:

Yo mamas so tall shes marbles with the planets

Kim's Momma Joke:

Yo mamas so fat she had a landrover jeep and made it look like sports car when she got in

Kim's Momma Joke:

Yo mams teeth are so big she has to tilt her head back to them dragging on the floor

Kim's Momma Joke:

Yo mams teeth are so big i got her done for ABH

Kim's Momma Joke:

Yo grandma is so old she farted dust

Kim's Momma Joke:

Yo grandma is so old her breast milk is like sma

Kim's Momma Joke:

Yo mamas so fat u av 2 roll her flour 2 find da wet spot

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

your mamma is so ugly she through a boom a rang and it never came back

poop's Momma Joke:

oppppp

Joker's Momma Joke:

yo momma so ugly Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her plastic surgery!!

Joker's Momma Joke:

yo momma so stupid that when I said Christmas was right around the corner, she went looking for it!

sup's Momma Joke:

sup gangsta

Victor's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is so ugly she looked in the mirror and her reflection said” you gotta be kidding me.”

Jason's Momma Joke:

youre mamma’s so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street i asked her what she was doing, she said “moving.”

Jason's Momma Joke:

youre mamma so ugly she looked out the window and got arested for mooning.

Jason's Momma Joke:

youre mamma so fat she puts manays on advil.

Jason's Momma Joke:

youre mamma soooo stupid she she tried to put m&ms in alphebeticle order!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sarah's Momma Joke:

Your Momma’s Like A Screen Door, A Couple Bangs And Shes Loose!

Tbone's Momma Joke:

your mommas so dumb she thought that dick chaney was a vibrater

Tbone's Momma Joke:

your mommas so fat that when she weighed herself the scale said to be continued

josh's Momma Joke:

your mama is so stupid she tried to put m&m’s in alphabetical order.

anthony's Momma Joke:

Yo Momma Like a railroad track - she gets laid all over the country

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mamas so fat she needs to use a paint roller to put on lip stick

skip the pic's Momma Joke:

yo momma so ugly she got over the rainbow suck it

joe mumma's Momma Joke:

your mamma so old that jesus was at her wedding

joe mumma's Momma Joke:

your mamma so ugly that they changed halloween to your mammaween

joe mumma's Momma Joke:

your mamma so fat that she has doughnuts for rings

joe mumma's Momma Joke:

your mamma so old that she traveled to pluto and came back alive

Whatevs's Momma Joke:

Yo momma’s so fat, she sat next to EVERYONE

Whatevs's Momma Joke:

Yo momma’s so ugly, her middle name is “accident”

lolercow's Momma Joke:

Yo momma soo stupid, I asked her to drop Down & give me 20, But she gave me a 20$ Bill!

I's Momma Joke:

yo mama’s so fat she got hit by a bus and said “who through that rock?”

I's Momma Joke:

yo mama’s so stupid i rang the doorbell and she checked the microwave

naylor 13 years old's Momma Joke:

your mommas so short, she has to slam-dunk her busfare

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama is stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund

through the fire and the adrian's Momma Joke:

yo mama is stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund

hommie g's Momma Joke:

your mama so fat dora cant explore !

hommie g's Momma Joke:

yo mama so ugly when she was in the shower they filmed gorillas in the mist!

hommie g's Momma Joke:

yo mama so retarded she threw a rock at the ground and missed!

hommie g's Momma Joke:

yo mmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaa iiiisss
ggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy

hommie g's Momma Joke:

yo mama so small and black, a guy picked her up and thought she was a m-&-m and bit her and said “they really need to turn this milk into chocalate!”

tiffany's Momma Joke:

yo moma’s so fat when she sat on wal-mart she lowerd gas prices

kinky king's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so fat people jog around her for excercise

Brianna's Momma Joke:

yo mama so ugly she joined an ugly contest but the judge sry no professionals!!!!!!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Jonny's Momma Joke:

Yo Mama’s so fat, I took a picture of her last christmas and it’s still printing!

Brianna's Momma Joke:

fu tiechaah fu!!!!!!!!

Brianna's Momma Joke:

funny jonny funny

Brianna's Momma Joke:

tiechaaah said something bad and i seriously want to get back at him

Brianna's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat we played hide and seek she lost only cause i found behind mount everest

fernando's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so ugly she threw a boomerang and never came bak

rigo's Momma Joke:

you mom is rated “E” for evreyone

Master's Momma Joke:

Anybody manly enough to take my jokes?!?! or r u guys just scared?

Julieanne's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is so fat when she went into the oceann to swim the whales started singin we are family even though your fatter than me

cornwallace's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat that when she jumped in the ocean all the whales started singing we r familyyy!!

cornwallace's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat that when she saw a yellow bus pass by she said oooo twinkiiee

joe's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family

Your mama is so ugly they have2tie porkchops around her neck2make the the dog play with her!hahahahaha!'s Momma Joke:

Cheri

loser's Momma Joke:

You mama’s so fat, she fell on Walmart and lowered the prices!

Alonza's Momma Joke:

Mikey got a lil dick A.K.A. psp

alyssa and tanner's Momma Joke:

yo mamas so stupid you told her it was chilliy outside and she went and got a bowl

alyssa and tanner's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat when she puts on a blue and white ty dye shirt everyone screams hurricane

luis's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so fat and hungry that when she saw a yellow bus with white people in it she said “STOP THAT TWINKY!”

luis's Momma Joke:

YO MOMMA IS SO BLACK WHEN I CHASED HER WITH A GUN IN A DARK ALLEY WHEN I SHOT THE BULLET,THE BULLET CAME BACK AND SAID”I CANT FIND THAT BITCH

luis's Momma Joke:

YO MOMMA IS SO UGLY THAT WHEN SCREAM SAW HER SCREAM STARTED SCREAMING

Christina a.k.a lebza's Momma Joke:

Yo mommas so ugly she entered a competion for ugly people then the judges said no professionals allowed

luis's Momma Joke:

YO MOMMA IS SO WHITE WHEN PEOPLE SAW HER WALKING SCINTEST SAID “HOW DO CLOUDS GET HEAR?”

luis's Momma Joke:

YO MOMMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE JUMPS HER TITIES POP!

luis's Momma Joke:

YO MOMMA IS SO POOR AND UGLY THAT WHEN I SAW HER SHITTING IN A BOX I TOLD HER “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” SHE SAID’ POSEING’.

luis's Momma Joke:

YO MOMMA IS SO FAT THAT FAT ALBERT GOT JELOUS

tech n9ne's Momma Joke:

YO MAMA SO UGLY SHE MADE BLIND CHILDREN CRY !….. LOL

BRADEN K's Momma Joke:

YO MAMA SO BLACK WHEN SHE STEPED OUT OF THE CAR THE OIL LIGHT WENT ON!…

hannah,margaret,jessi!!!!'s Momma Joke:

your mama’s so stupid she put a peep hole in a glass door!!!!

Jake's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is so ugly she could trick or treat over tha phone

Jake's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid she opened tha food and ate the fridge

Jake's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat she walked in mcdonalds and said ill have 100 of everything

jahaan kidam's Momma Joke:

yo mama so srupid she stuck the phone up her but,she thought she was makin a booty call.

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Yo Mama’s so hairy, that when she went on a plane they said, ” Sorry, no pets allowed!”

James's Momma Joke:

Yo mama’s so stupid that when she went to Disneyland, the sign said “Disneyland Left”, so she turned around and went home.

James's Momma Joke:

Yo Mama’s so old that her birthstone is lava.

abdul chamma's Momma Joke:

your mommas so fat , when she jumped in the air , she got stuckk:P

nairoby's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck lol

nairoby's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat she has a baby shower every day

britTany &an aLexisssss -'s Momma Joke:

your momma$ so ugLy - shessss ugLyyyy ohhhhhhhhhh !
your momma$ so FAT - shes skinny &an fatttt ahahahah .
your momma$ so fat - at wen she shits ah turd - she fartssss .
yUR momma so dirty - that she has shit stains in herr thonqss !

YEAAAA BOY WERE RAWW !!

yur momma$ so dumbbbb - she wears ah bra as ha underwearrr .
your momma has so many PIMPLESSS - even proactive cntt help ha it makess it worseee .
yur momma$ so ugly - i love herrrr .
yur momma$ so ugly - at wen she walked in some where they said NO bi people allowedddddd .
yur momma$ so dumb - she cnt even type on thaa keyboarddd .
yur momma$ so cute - shessss UGLYYYYY .
yur SOOOOO dumbbb - for readin is shitttt .
OMGGGGGGGGGGG I SEEN AH BIRDDDDD .
yur momma$ so dirty she had a tampon in her pussy , fuqkeddd somebody &an it was stuck in there for 9 monthssss .

YESSIR WERE THE SHIT .

yUR mommas so black - that she has to put on white clothes to eat a tootie roll.
yo mommas so old - that when god said let there be light shes the one who flicked the switch .
OHH YEAA well yo mommas so oldd - shes the one who helped GOd carve the ten commandments .
MY MOMMA .??
yeaa yo MOMMA !

greyson's Momma Joke:

your momma like a vacuum she sucks and blows and gets laid in closets.

greyson's Momma Joke:

ur mom is like a board at home depot, migrant workers always screw her in.

ass's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat that if you well in her belly button it echos

Your Mum Stinks's Momma Joke:

She Stink Real Bad , Tell Her to Get A Bath.

gibbo's Momma Joke:

HI

gibbo's Momma Joke:

lol's Momma Joke:

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butt's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat wen she played hocki pockie she put her body in and took everybody out

butt's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat she has more rolls than a chinese bakery

south queensferry,SCO's Momma Joke:

YO MUMS SO DUMB SHE BOILED WTER THEN PUT IT IN THE KETTLE

Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

yo momma’s so stupid she told YOU a “yo momma’s so stupid” joke

Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

yo momma’s so old she was known as the “wise elder” back in PREHISTORY!

Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

yo momma’s so fat she uses the Mesa as a dinner table

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

denzel 14

yo mama so ugly she made satan say oh my god!!!!

hitch's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so poor i saw kick’in a can so i said what are ya do’in she said moven.

yomamamaster's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid she screamed in a mail-box trying to send voice-mail

yomamamaster's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat that when i swerved not to hit her i ran out of gas

jack's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so hairy the only language she speaks is wackee

jack's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so fat when she farts albert newton accuses her of global warming

Shirley's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so fat, she went to the sun and sung ‘we are family’

jack's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat they should send her to iraq to stop the war

dude's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is so dumb she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side

dude's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so fat she got her foot stuck in the grand canyon

dude's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so fat the queen can’t pay for her liposuction

dude's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is like a brick.

She’s flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans

dude's Momma Joke:

yo mommas so fat when she sbd’s she shakes the world

ed killer's Momma Joke:

yo mom is so fat she got on top of a scale and it said her phone numper

dude's Momma Joke:

your mommas like a bowling ball

she gets picked up,fingered and then left in the gutter

ed killer's Momma Joke:

yo mama

dude's Momma Joke:

your mums so fat her belt size is “lose some weight biznatch”

dude's Momma Joke:

ur mama’s so fat she use’s the sea as her bath and the titantic as her bath toy

dude's Momma Joke:

ur mommas so ugly when she was born her mother named her “shit happens”

dude's Momma Joke:

ur momma’s so fat when she goes around the world she literally goes around the world

dude's Momma Joke:

ur mama’s so fat when she jumped into the ocean they declared a new island

dude's Momma Joke:

ur mamas so fat when she walked past my window i lost 1000 years of sun light

dude's Momma Joke:

yo mama’s so fat she hasn’t seen her feet since she was 5 yrs old

dude's Momma Joke:

your momma’s so fat and stupid when she gave birth to you she said “man that fart hurt”

dude's Momma Joke:

yo mommas like a light switch,she gets turned on by everyone

dude's Momma Joke:

yo momma’s like a mechanical bull,if you pay 10 cents you can have a ride

dude's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is like a racing car…chick burned four rubbers in one night.

dude's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

dude's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

dude's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mamma’s so skinny and hairy she looks like a themometre with a mustache

MAMMY's Momma Joke:

yo mamma’s so skinny and hairy she looks like a themometre with a mustache

dude's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince

MAMMY's Momma Joke:

HELLO IM MAMMY

dude's Momma Joke:

hi mammy

dude's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so old shes blind from the big bang

dude's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don’t do Blue Whales.

dude's Momma Joke:

yo momma’s so fat she’s got more rolls than the town bakery

dude's Momma Joke:

yo momma’s so fat when she ran down wall street the stock market crashed

dude's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse

dude's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds

dude's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is twice the man you are

dude's Momma Joke:

Yo mama’s mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound.

dude's Momma Joke:

Yo Momma so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

dude's Momma Joke:

Yo Momma’s so poor,The building society repossessed her cardboard box

dude's Momma Joke:

Yo momma’s so fat, when a cop saw her he told her “Hey you two break it up!”.

dude's Momma Joke:

yo mommas so tall she did a cartwheel and hit god in the….nose

dude's Momma Joke:

What’s black and blue and lying in a ditch?

Yo momma after god punched her for being a bitch and she fell into the grand canyon

JinkyJoke's Momma Joke:

your mother is so easy even a caveman could do her

dude's Momma Joke:

Why did Yo Momma wear condoms on her ears?

So she wouldn’t get Hearing Aides

dude's Momma Joke:

Q: How do you confuse Yo Momma?
A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

Q: Why does it work?
A: “Does 3 come before E or does it go between M and W?”

dude's Momma Joke:

Q: What is the connection between Yo Momma and a halogen headlamp?
A: They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort

dude's Momma Joke:

Q: What did Yo Momma say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: “Oh look! Donut seeds!”

dude's Momma Joke:

Yo Momma’s like a cornflake

she’s simple,easy and she tastes good.

dude's Momma Joke:

what do you do if Yo Momma throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

dude's Momma Joke:

How can you tell if Yo Momma has been using your computer?

The joystick is wet

dude's Momma Joke:

what do a mo-ped and yo friends momma have in common?

their both fun to ride until your friend see’s you on it

ehhh's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat when she saw a bus she said stop the twinkie!

dude's Momma Joke:

What’s the difference between Yo Momma and an inflatable doll?

About 2 cans of hairspray

dude's Momma Joke:

what’s the irritating part around your mommas poon-tang?

the other guys witing their turn

dude's Momma Joke:

What’s Yo Mommas favourite nusery rhyme?

Humpme Dumpme..

dude's Momma Joke:

how do you change Yo Mommas mind?

Blow in her ear,then buy her another beer

dude's Momma Joke:

Q. What’s the difference between Yo Momma and a computer?
A. You only have to punch information into a computer once.

dude's Momma Joke:

Q. How can you tell which waitress is Yo Momma?

A. She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with her pencil.

dude's Momma Joke:

Q. What’s the difference between Yo Momma and your job?

A. Your job still sucks after 6 months

dude's Momma Joke:

Q. How is Yo Momma like a frying pan?

A. You have to get her hot before you put in the meat

dude's Momma Joke:

Q. What is the difference Yo Momma and peanut butter?
A. Peanut butter is a pleasure to spread on bread and Yo Momma spreads for pleasure on a bed

dude's Momma Joke:

Q. What does Yo Momma and turtles have in common?
A. When they are on their backs they are screwed

dude's Momma Joke:

Q. What is the difference between a Yo Momma and a 747?
A. Not everyone has been in a 747.

dude's Momma Joke:

Yo mommas so dumb when she gave birth to you she said “Gee,are you sure it’s mine?”

dude's Momma Joke:

Q. Why is Yo Momma like a hardware store?
A. They are both 10¢ a screw

dude's Momma Joke:

Q. What did Yo Momma’s right leg say to her left leg?
A1. Nothing. They’ve never met.
A2. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

dude's Momma Joke:

Q. What’s the mating call of Yo Momma (with heavy make-up on of course)?
A. “I’m *sooo* drunk!”

Q. What is the mating call of Yo momma without heavy make-up on?
A. (Screaming) “I said. I’m drunk!”

dude's Momma Joke:

Q. What’s an actuall hot Momma’s mating call?
A1. When is that Momma bitch going to leave!?
A2. “All the fat ugly Momma’s have gone home!”

dude's Momma Joke:

Q. What is the difference between Yo Momma and “The Titanic”?
A. They know how many men went down on “The Titanic”.

dude's Momma Joke:

Q. What’s the first thing Yo Momma does in the morning?
A1. Introduces her self.
A2. Walks home.

dude's Momma Joke:

If you think my jokes are alright tell me dude

dude's Momma Joke:

Q. What does a screen door and Yo Momma have in common?
A. The more you bang it, the looser it gets

dude's Momma Joke:

Q. What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and Yo Momma?
A. The prostitute says, “Aren’t you done yet?”
The nympho says, “Are you done already?”
Yo Momma says, “Beige…I think I’ll paint the ceiling beige.”

dude's Momma Joke:

Q. Why did God create Yo Momma?
A. Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge.

Q. Why did God create your girlfriend?
A. Neither could Yo Momma.

dude's Momma Joke:

Q. How do you get Yo Momma to marry you?
A. Tell her she’s pregnant.

Q2. What will she ask you?
A2. “Is it mine?”

dude's Momma Joke:

Q. What’s the difference between a pit bull and Yo Momma with PMS?
A. Lipstick.

dude's Momma Joke:

Q. Why did Bush want to send Yo Momma with PMS over to Iraq?
A. She’s mad enough to kill and she can retain water.

dude's Momma Joke:

Q. How do you describe 3 prostitutes and Yo Momma?
A. Ho, Ho, Ho, and to all a good night.

dude's Momma Joke:

Q. Why did Yo Momma fail her drivers license?
A. She wasn’t used to the front seat

dude's Momma Joke:

One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was! Blue eyes, blonde, the works (Yo momma Btw).

“I’ve pulled you over for speeding, Ma’am. Could I see your drivers license?”

“What’s a license???” replied yo momma, instantly giving away the fact that she was as dumb as a stump.

“It’s usually in your wallet,” replied the officer. After fumbling for a few minutes, the driver managed to find it. “Now may I see your registration?” asked the cop.

“Registration….. what’s that….?” asked yo momma.

“It’s usually in your glove compartment.” said the cop impatiently. After some more fumbling, she found the registration.

“I’ll be back in a minute.” said the cop and walked back to his car. The officer phoned into the dispatch to run a check on the woman’s license and registration. After a few moments, the dispatcher came back, “Ummm… is this woman driving a red sports car?”

“Yes.” replied the officer.

“Is she a drop dead gorgeous blonde?” asked the dispatcher.

“Uh… yes.” replied the cop.

“Here’s what you do.” said the dispatcher. “Give her the stuff back, and drop your pants.”

“What!!? I can’t do that. Its… inappropriate.” exclaimed the cop.

“Trust me. Just do it.” said the dispatcher.

So the cop goes back to the car, gives back the license and registration and drops his pants, just as the dispatcher said.

Yo momma looks down and sighs….. “Ohh no… not another breathalyzer……”

dude's Momma Joke:

Q. What is the difference between yo momma and a refrigerator?
A. A refrigerator doesn’t fart when you pull your meat out of it.

dude's Momma Joke:

Q. Why is yo momma heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed.yo momma comes home, see’s what’s in bed and goes to the fridge.

dude's Momma Joke:

Q: How can you tell if yo momma is dead?
A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

DC for life's Momma Joke:

yo mamas so stupid, at halloween, someone in a kool-aid man costume said trick or treat she said “OH NO!!”

dude's Momma Joke:

yo mum’s so ugly when it’s halloween people have to trick or treat her over the phone

or they’ll die from her ugliness

dude's Momma Joke:

Yo Momma’s so old people try to mung her ‘coz they think the bitch is dead

dude's Momma Joke:

Yo Momma’s so fat when she fell in a ditch she made the grand canyon

dude's Momma Joke:

your mum’s so fat she has more chin’s than a chinese phone book

dude's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat no matter how many times you roll ya can’t get off the bitch

dude's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so fat when she goes on the scales at the zoo it reads “one pregnant blue whale at a time please”.

dude's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so ugly even the tide won’t take her out

dude's Momma Joke:

Yo Momma’s so fat even Godzilla would run away from her.

dude's Momma Joke:

oh shit…i meant, yo momma’s so ugly even Godzlla would run away from her..

dude's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so ugly she could scare the flies off a shit wagon

dude's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so ugly she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares

dude's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so ugly she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt

dude's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, “Sex?” she marked, “M, F and sometimes Wednesday too.”

dude's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so stupid she studied for a drug test

dude's Momma Joke:

Yo Momma’s so old she knew Michael Jackson when he was still black

dude's Momma Joke:

Yo mama’s so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake

dude's Momma Joke:

Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package

dude's Momma Joke:

Yo momma’s so dumb she called her boyfriend then shoved her phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call.

dude's Momma Joke:

Yo momma’s so dumb she thought Condelesa Rice was a Mexican Side Dish

dude's Momma Joke:

Yo momma’s so dumb she washes her hands in the toilet and craps in the sink

dude's Momma Joke:

Yo momma’s so dumb when you were born she looked at your umbilical cord and said Wow it comes with cable too

dude's Momma Joke:

Yo momma’s so old that in the back seat of your car kids don’t say “Are we there yet?” they scream “Is she Dead yet?”.

dude's Momma Joke:

Yo momma’s so poor even the republicans were willing to give her welfare

dude's Momma Joke:

Yo momma’s so poor I asked her what’s for dinner and she pulled out a gun and said “The next person that moves”

dude's Momma Joke:

Yo momma’s so poor I lit a match in her house and the roaches started singing Clap your hands stomp your feet praise the Lord cause we got heat

dude's Momma Joke:

Yo momma’s so poor that when I walked into her house with a piece of bread and droped a crumb on the floor she said now clap your hands and stomp your feet praise the lord we got something to eat

dude's Momma Joke:

Yo momma’s ass is so fat she got arrested at the airport for having 20 lbs of crack

dude's Momma Joke:

Yo momma’s has so much wax in her ears I stuck a QTip in and pulled out a Sugar Daddy

dude's Momma Joke:

Don’t mean to be mean but yo momma needs listerine not a sip not a swallow but the whole damn bottle

dude's Momma Joke:

If my dog had a face as ugly as yo momma’s I’d shave his ass and make him walk backwards

Hasan 13 yrs old's Momma Joke:

your mumz so stupid, she got chased by the cops,
and her best hiding place was the police station… :P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P

Hasan 13 yrs old's Momma Joke:

your mumz so old she still owes jesus a fiver

dude's Momma Joke:

Yo momma’s so fat my dog bit her and died of high cholesterol

Hasan 13 yrs old's Momma Joke:

your mums so stupid she stole free bread….:P:P

Hasan 13 yrs old's Momma Joke:

your mumz so stupid she tryed to hijack a trolly.. :P:P:P:P

Hasan 13 yrs old's Momma Joke:

your mumz so hairy, shez got afroz around her nipples

Hasan 13 yrs old's Momma Joke:

your mumz so stupid she stabbed sum1 in a shoot out……

dude's Momma Joke:

Yo momma’s so fat she lost a game at Hide&Seek only because I spotted her behind Mount Everest

Hasan 13 yrs old's Momma Joke:

your mumz so fat, people run around her for a marothan…

dude's Momma Joke:

Yo momma’s so fat she went to sit down and the chair begged for mercy

dude's Momma Joke:

is this a contest or something?

Hasan 13 yrs old's Momma Joke:

your mammas so ugly she went into a haunted house and came bak wid an aplication form

dude's Momma Joke:

lol

Hasan 13 yrs old's Momma Joke:

nah dont fink so

Hasan 13 yrs old's Momma Joke:

your ,mumz so fat wen she has a shower her legs stay dry..

dude's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so ugly people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don’t get stolen

dude's Momma Joke:

i have bad yo momma jokes…

Hasan 13 yrs old's Momma Joke:

your mumz so fat she fell in luv and broke it

dude's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction…

Hasan 13 yrs old's Momma Joke:

i no
lol
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Hasan 13 yrs old's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is so fat and old that when GOD said “Let there be light!” He told yo momma to move her fat ass out of the way.

Ewraith's Momma Joke:

yo mamas so ugly she make blind kids cry

dude's Momma Joke:

lol

Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps…..

Hasan 13 yrs old's Momma Joke:

lol

ewraith
your mumz teeth are so yellow
wen she drinks water it turns into lemonade

dude's Momma Joke:

Yo momma like a bowling ball: She’s picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter….

Hasan 13 yrs old's Momma Joke:

ewraith

ur so ugly u make onions sweat

dude's Momma Joke:

man…i’ve put like..100 jokes onto this site…..

dude's Momma Joke:

ur so ugly even Godzilla would run away from you

Hasan 13 yrs old's Momma Joke:

ewraith ur so ugly , u hav to do trickle treating on the fone
lol

dude's Momma Joke:

I’m srry i didn’t mean to bring yo momma into this…

Hasan 13 yrs old's Momma Joke:

sfe im off brb in about 30 minz

dude's Momma Joke:

old joke…

dude's Momma Joke:

*sigh*

dude's Momma Joke:

Yo momma’s like a mechanical bull,if you pay 10 cents you can have a ride….

dude's Momma Joke:

Q: Why did God create Yo Momma?
A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge.

Q: Why did God create Girlfriends?
A: Neither could yo momma.

dude's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so fat no matter how many times you roll over ya can’t get off the bitch

dude's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is like a hardware store,2 cents a screw

dude's Momma Joke:

f*** october…bye f***tards…

coleeubanks's Momma Joke:

yo momma so stupid whenn her husban came inside and said its chilly outside she ran outside with a spoon.

WEEIAN's Momma Joke:

YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE LYSE IN HER BED SHE BURNS HER BELLY OFF THE LIGHT BULB weeian2k8@hotmail.com

THUG LYFE's Momma Joke:

YO MAMMA SO DUMB SHE STARTED TO EAT THE TELEVISION BECUASE SHE WANTED TV DINNER

patrick52's Momma Joke:

yo mamma sooooo fat she got shot and didnt die

patrick52's Momma Joke:

yo momma

Shaun Rainey's Momma Joke:

Yo Mama is so fat they had to make a commercial after her Nation Wide Is On Your Side

Shaun Rainey's Momma Joke:

yo mama such a hoe(easy) SHE IS LIKE A BIRTHDAY CAKE EVERYONE GETS A PIECE OF HER

Someone's Momma Joke:

Everyone was feeling happy, then happy left the room.

Dustin (13 yrs old)'s Momma Joke:

Yo momma is so fat, The Back of her neck looks like a package of HotDogs.
Yo momma is so fat, she got more chins than a Hong Kong Phone book.
Yo momma is so poor, I walked in the front door and fell out the back.
Yo momma is so poor, she D.J’s for the Ice-cream truck.
Yo momma is so fat, She uses a VCR as a pager.
Lmfao!!!

Joe&Brook's Momma Joke:

Yo mommas so fat that to get through the front door it takes a crane and a twinkie on the other side!

david's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat her mercades benz

nina0505's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat when she walked out in a red dress, everyone said ‘ HEY LOOK, ITS KOOL-AID! ;”

Yo momma so fat when i ran around her once, i beat the terry fox record!

Yo momma so fat, she has to iron her clotehs in the driveway!

Yo momma so ugly the phytheropist nmakes her lie FACEDOWN!

Yo momma so poor she waves a popsicle around and calls it airconditioing!

Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus go by she ws liek ” LETS GET THAT TWINKIEE! ”

yo momma so poor when i saw her kicking a can down the street and then asked her what she was doing, she sais ” Moving”

Yo momma so ugly when she entered for a ugly contest, they said hey o professinals!

nina0505's Momma Joke:

i just types miine in:)

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama so bald that mr.Clean got jealous

dude's Momma Joke:

yo momma’s ass is so fat she got arrested at the airport for having 20lb of crack

dude's Momma Joke:

yo momma’s so fat she got her foot stuck in the grand canyon >.<

dude's Momma Joke:

i’ve been writing since page..68 or..58…who gives…

dude's Momma Joke:

what’s the difference between Yo Momma and the Titanic?

They know how many men went down on the Titanic

dude's Momma Joke:

y is ya mom like a turtle?

if they get on their backs their screwed

dude's Momma Joke:

What do you do if yo momma throws a pin at you?

Run like hell cause she’s got a grenade in her mouth!

dude's Momma Joke:

Yo momma died and went to Heaven(Hard to believe I know..). When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint
Peter who said, “Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test.”
“Oh, No!” she said but Saint Peter said not to worry he’d make it easy.
“Who was God’s son?” said Saint Peter.
Yo momma thought for a few minutes and said “Andy!”
“That’s interesting… What made you say that?” said Saint Peter
Then She started to sing “Andy walks with me! Andy talks with me! Andy tells me…”

wetwilly's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so poor the poor even give her money

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

what’s the difference between the Titanic and yo momma?

they know how many men went down on the Titanic

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momma’s so dumb she called her boyfriend then shoved her phone up her arse and thought she was making a booty call

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

I bet Yo Momma’s had LOADS of intersting things shoved up her fat booty

yoyo joker's Momma Joke:

your momma is so fat that when she sat in the middle of a park people started to jog around her and they got lost!!!!!

RYDA 88's Momma Joke:

YO MAMMA SO HEALTHY,THE DOCTOR SAID HOW U SO HEALTHY,SHE SAID 2 NUTS A DAY KEEP THE DOCTOR AWAY

luis angel's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so ugly she trick or treats by fone.

luis angel's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stupid she thinks a drive thru is wer u get shot.

Rigo v's Momma Joke:

yo mom is so poor she chased the garbage truck with the grocery list in her hand

chavita's Momma Joke:

yo mama suck %^%#$

luis angel's Momma Joke:

tu madre

Ricky Hepp's Momma Joke:

yo momma so stupid I saw her staring at an orange crate for 3 hours that said concetrate

Ricky Hepp's Momma Joke:

yo momma so dumb she puts lipstick on her forehead just 2 make up her mind:):):):):):):):):):):):) Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

cody's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so gay she slepped with a female wheal.

cody's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so fat when she sat on the rainbow skiddles came out.

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat she fell down and broke her leg and gravy popped out

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momma so hairy big foot be taking pictures of her

Robinho's Momma Joke:

YO MAMMA IS SO FAT.. … EVEN A CHINK CAN C HER!! HAHA

zee's Momma Joke:

yo momma so black I shot her in the dark th bullets came back askin’ for a flashlite!!!

you like men!!'s Momma Joke:

your mamas sooo hot and sexY!!!

Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

dude, you have funny jokes!
yo momma’s like a roller coaster; starts out slow, then goes so fast that you scream

Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

when i told yo momma i was gonna sweep the chimney, she spread her legs and said “finally!”

Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

yo momma’s like a bowling pin; gets knocked down by balls

Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

yo momma’s so fat she was kicked out of an all u can eat buffet

Jenster101's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so hairy people think she’s bigfoot[lol]:}

ObPebbles's Momma Joke:

yo mommaz so ugly she enterd the ugli contest and the manager said…” Sorry But No Professionals Aloud” :L:L

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Ya mommaz so stupid she gave birth to you

norbit's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so fat when she went to the zoo elephant stared to throw peanuts

norbit's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so fat when she went to the zoo elephant stared to throw peanuts

tonio on deck's Momma Joke:

you mama iz so stupid that shes stupid ha ha

jerry's Momma Joke:

your mom is so ugly she made an onion cry

andrew's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so hairy she speaks wukey

Marlin Wright's Momma Joke:

Yo Momma Is So fat dora the explorer can’t even explore her\

fenix's Momma Joke:

yo mama so dumb she got hit bi a car and dwhen she woke up she said who throw dat rock!

YO MOMA KING's Momma Joke:

YO MoMmA So OLD : she got an autograph form jusus !

Rosalie's Momma Joke:

Yo Momma’s teeth are so yellow that it makes the sun jelous

Rosalie's Momma Joke:

Yo Momma’s teeth are so crooked that a fly thinks it’s a maze!!

dickhead's Momma Joke:

yo was so dark when dark you were born day had to take u away until she wasnt afaraid of da dark

dickhead2's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so ugly when yur daddy throwd her ova da road da cops fined her by lttering

eli manning's Momma Joke:

Your mama so smelly she called Right Gaurd for backup.

dickhead's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so ugly when yur daddy throwd her ova da road da cops fined him by lttering

yodaddi's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat she cant fit in heaven so she went to hell

knights34's Momma Joke:

your momma is so fat that she needed to take a dump in the pacific ocean!

ashleygriffith's Momma Joke:

Your momma is so fat she dosent need internet, she is already world wide.

Anonymous PIMP's Momma Joke:

Yo mommas so nasty the last time she gt some ass was when her finger sliped through the toilet paper

Anonymous PIMP's Momma Joke:

your mums so black i acdently exported her for oil

hubba bubba's Momma Joke:

Your mama so fat were in her right now!!!

hubba bubba's Momma Joke:

your mama is so dumb she took out the W’s out of her M+M’s

hubba bubba's Momma Joke:

Your mama is so dumb she asked for a price check at dollarama!!

hubba bubba's Momma Joke:

your mama is so dumb she called me to get my phone #!!!!!!

hubba bubba's Momma Joke:

she put lipstick on her forehead so she could MAKE UP her mind!!!

Tay's Momma Joke:

Yo momma teeth so yellow when she drink water it turn 2 lemondae

YO DAD's Momma Joke:

YO MAMMA SO UGLY THEY GOT TO TIE A STEAKE AROUND HER NECK TO GET THE DOG TO PLAY WHITH HER

YO DAD's Momma Joke:

YOU UGLY

YO DAD's Momma Joke:

YOU SO UGIY THEY HAD TO TIE A STACK AROUND HER NECK SO THE DOG WOULD PLAY WITH HER

YO MAMA's Momma Joke:

YO MAMA’S SO UGLY THEY PUT HER ON THE NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC SHOW AND SHE GOT FAMOUS FOR BEING UGLY DAMN THING AIVE

wilnick's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat she roll over four qurters and turn it to a dollar

MEEEEEEEE!!!!!'s Momma Joke:

Yo mama is so stupid she thought that joke was funny!!! (LAUGH)

kenna's Momma Joke:

yo mama so short she sits on the curb and swings her legs.

josh's Momma Joke:

yo mama got one toe one knee they call her tony

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat i wasted all de petrol tryin 2 swerv round her

tiffanybitches's Momma Joke:

your momma is so stupid when your dad tried to do her she said to go jack off. beat that bitches.

california's best's Momma Joke:

yo mama’s so ugly that she looks like you fat and depressed

Brian's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so fat, that when stepped on a scale it said, “to be continued”!

scotpot's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat when she wore a green dress, people looked under her skirt sayin “where’s my christmas present!”

scotpot's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven

tj's Momma Joke:

yo momma so old her breasts give milk powder.

diana anyhony's Momma Joke:

your mama so fat her fat has a zip code

DK's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so fat she use a mircowave as a beeper

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat when she steped on a weihgt scale they said go run

COOL GUY's Momma Joke:

YO MOMMA IS SO POOR SHE WENT TO THE 99 CENT STORE AND COMPLAINED ABOUT THE PRICE

ANONOMS's Momma Joke:

YO MOMMA IS SO UGLY SHE LOOKS LIKE SHAQ WITH A PONYTAIL ON

big mike's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat your dad proposed to her with an onion ring

big mike's Momma Joke:

that shit wuz stupid

AMATEURS's Momma Joke:

y0 mama so stupid when the contract asked for sex she wrote yes please

isabella's Momma Joke:

your mom is so fat when she sat on the tolit it said abcde get your fat ass off of me

yo mama's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat she can make lard come out of her pours.

branden's Momma Joke:

your moma is so stupid that she sold her car for gas

branden's Momma Joke:

your mama so fat that she coulnt’ come through the door

Blin Cee's Momma Joke:

Your mama is so hairy her pussy had its own dandrif.

Blin Cee's Momma Joke:

Your mama is like a nascar burns through 3 rubbers a night.

super man j's Momma Joke:

ur momma teeth r so yellow went she wemt to cherch the pasture said god is looking at us

Emma's Momma Joke:

yo mama’s so fat that when she had you they could not find you in all her blubber so they had to sent down a scuba diver down… lol

toot's Momma Joke:

your mamma so ugly even a vampire wouldn’t bite her

Colton's Momma Joke:

yo mama so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

crazy intense dewd's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat when she jumped in da air she got stuck

tike t's Momma Joke:

yo momma so ugly she ugly

blak and drum's Momma Joke:

yo mommas so stupid when she was breast feeding she sucked her own nipple

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so sexy that when she slobbed on my knob it felt like corn on the cob.

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Yo momma such a whore shes the person a prostitute goes to have sex with

Someone's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

tessa's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat when a car hit her she said who threw that rock

game's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat she squezz everyon in the 3rd grade

Justin's Momma Joke:

Yo mamma so fat she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic

ale's Momma Joke:

your mama is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was in the bathroom scale

nina's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stupied she asked me what does yellow mean and i said slow down and she said wwwwwhhhat ddddooossse yyeeelllow mmmmmeeeeaann

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

your mom!!!!

BELIA's Momma Joke:

YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED OFF THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT STUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shadeeda's Momma Joke:

your mom

shadeeda's Momma Joke:

your goes to college!!!!!

shadeeda's Momma Joke:

learn how to spell!!!!!

michaeljacksonluverbabayyy's Momma Joke:

your mama is so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out hahahhaahahahahaah!!!!

tommy's Momma Joke:

your mama is so fat that when she sat on the empire state building king kong came out haha thats wayyy better than yours michaeljackson luverbabayyyyyy hahhaahahahahahaahahhahahahahah

your mom's Momma Joke:

your mama is so skinny that people thought she was a skeleton then the teacher used her mom as a presentation for body lol lol lol

thamas's Momma Joke:

your mamma is so fat that she had trubble putting a bra on

to brotha's Momma Joke:

yo Mammas so fat they had to put speed bumps in McDonald’s
2.yo mammas so fat that when she sat on the beach people yell’ed “free willy!!”

someone's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat she has mo rolls than a bakery

mini 11 yrs old's Momma Joke:

yo mama’s so black that when she gave birth to you they thought you were a chocolate bar

Diana's Momma Joke:

your mommasa so stupid she drank lemonade from a toilet.

Nanny's Momma Joke:

Your mommas so fat her water bed was the ocean.

Casidy's Momma Joke:

yo mommas so fat she stepped on the scale and it said “On at a time.”

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mamas so poor that when she went to the homeless shelter she hade her own v.i.p section lol

karman's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so stupid she walked into subway and ordered a train!

georgia's Momma Joke:

yo mama’s so ugly that when she went in the ugly competition they said “sorry no professionals”

georgie's Momma Joke:

yo mama’s so fat that when she went to the beach the whales came up to her and started singing “we are family”

ryan's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so fat it took the t-shirt company a century just to make shirt her size

Dude Mistro's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so fat she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flipflops

J.H's Momma Joke:

Y0 M0MMA EARS ARE S0 BiG THAT WHEN i SEE HER WAlkiNG D0WN THE STREET SHE L00KS LiKE A CAR WiTH B0TH D00RS 0PEN

mummy's Momma Joke:

your mamas so fat when she puts on a yellow raincoat peaople shout taxi

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so supid she trough a rock on the floor and she missed

JS's Momma Joke:

Your mom is like a brick flat on both sides and get laid by mexicans

jason's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid she thout that storm troopers were marshmellows

kiss my ass's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stupid that she was 72 when she passed pre-school

j dog's Momma Joke:

your momma is so fat that when she sat down the elephant felt sorry

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Your mamas so stupid she stuck a phone up her butt, and whenever any one called she would answer by saying, “butty call’

Neurotic's Momma Joke:

Gay

anomynous's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stupid she failed a IQ test

haha's Momma Joke:

YO mama is so stupid that she bought a solar powered flashlight

betty 13 yr old's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so fat that when is goes into the elevator in stead of it going up is going down..!

Yo momma teeth so crooked when she smiles look like her mouth is throwing up gang signs's Momma Joke:

Huey-d

Unknown's Momma Joke:

Yo mamma so fat when she walked in the street wit a red dress people yell “Hey its kool aid”

Jose's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stupid she when she was saying a yo mama joke all she said was “yo mama”

jason's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so fat that gabba the hut sed daaaamm!

anomynous's Momma Joke:

Yo mama us so short you can see her feet on her driving liscence

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so stupid she makes drit look smart

jezzika's Momma Joke:

yo mamas teeth r soo yellow..wen she went 2 church and smiled..everyone started to sing in walkin on sunshine

jezzika's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat,wen she jumped in the air…..she got stuck

jezzika's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat wen she got stuck in the telephone booth..the only way 2 get her out was 2 grease her legs and throw a twinkie in de street

jezzika's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat..wen ppl were driving around her….they ran out a gas

snoflake's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so fat the microwave dinged and she checked the door

i am awesome i said's Momma Joke:

yo momma so ugly……..well lok at you?

bazzoka's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so fat when she went to the moovies she was the only one!!!!!

nottelling11yrs's Momma Joke:

ure momma so fat u show her the worlds bigest tv she says nice gameboy

ure momma so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch

nads hamelten's Momma Joke:

Ur momma is so ugly she made an onion cry

nads hamelten's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat when she fell the floor craked up

nads hamelten's Momma Joke:

your momma so stupid she enterd a stupid contest and they said sorry no perfetionels

thewt's Momma Joke:

i suck dick and kiss ass you f***ers

Marie's Momma Joke:

Yo dog is so hairy oops i didnt mean to bring yo mama into this conversation

madjoka's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so fat wen she went scale it said her phone number

madjoka's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so fat wen she went on da scale it said her phone number

madjoka's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so ugly she had to have it with a frog

Beyonce's Momma Joke:

Yo momma’s so stupid, she doesn’t even notice that you people have horrible grammar.

yo yo's Momma Joke:

yo mommas teeth r soooo yellow that wen she closes her mouth her belly glows hahaha

yo yo's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry

yo yo's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so stupid when she stuck a batery up her butt she said i got the power..

Jake Fullerty's Momma Joke:

Yo mamma so dumb she tried climbin over a glass wall 2 see wat on the other site

Jake Fullerty's Momma Joke:

your momma so dumb she tried to put em n ems in alphabetical order

Jake Fullerty's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so fat she plays pool wit the planets

FAT MA's Momma Joke:

Yo mamma is so stupid, she stops at the stop sign until it said go.

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is so hairy the only language she can speak is wookie…UUUUUHHHHH

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

your mammas so stupid she tried drowning a fish

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so stupid, she make blondes look like freaking geniouses!

nakiya thompson's Momma Joke:

yo mamma’s so stupid that she sat on the tv an watched the couch

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

your mamas so fat

tyler's Momma Joke:

yo ma ma so stupid she put a battery up her ass and said i got the power

jordan 11 yrs. old's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat she could be the eighth continent.

Jason's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so stupid she thought quarterback was a refund.

abc barney is my worst enmeystick a shotgun up his but pull the triger OMG!!'s Momma Joke:

youre moma is fat she is as big as the Arch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol lol lol lol lol

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Anonymous's Momma Joke:

your mom so fat tha ther fat hangs to touch her ass

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

your moma so fat shee has 3 types of body fat pork chiken and beef lmao

Breanna 13yrs old's Momma Joke:

You’re Mama so ugly when she laid on the beach, the stray cats tried to bury her in sand.

Your’e mama so fat when she got her senior pictures, they all said “To Be Continued”.

You’re mama so stupid that she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch.

You’re mama so fat that her picture fell off the wall.

Your’e mama so stupid that she trips over a cordless phone.

Breanna 13yrs old's Momma Joke:

Yo Mama’s So Fat when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo Mama’s So Ugly the NHL banned her for life.
Yo Mama’s So Fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
Yo Mama’s So Fat her senior pictures had to be aerial views.
Yo Mama’s So Fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals.
Yo Mama’s So Ugly yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo Mama’s So Fat her belly button’s got an echo.
Yo Mama’s So Fat when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up.
Yo Mama’s So Ugly when she applied for the ugly contest they told her ‘NO Professionals’.
Yo Mama’s So Dirty whe she walked into Red Lobster, They told her “YOU CAn”T BRING YOU”RE OWN CRABS”.
Yo Mama’s So Lazy she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote control.

yomomma's Momma Joke:

your mum is like a bubblegum machine 25p a blow

yomomma's Momma Joke:

yo mum sucks pussy

yomomma's Momma Joke:

yo mum is a pedofile

yomomma's Momma Joke:

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its robot for yo momma is a douchbag

m & c's Momma Joke:

ur mums so fat that she doesnt need the internet cos shes already worldwide! LmAo

m & c's Momma Joke:

ur mums like a bowling ball she always gettin fingered and thrown in the gutter yet she always comes back for more -_-

krissi's Momma Joke:

ur mums a milf

matt's Momma Joke:

your momma is so fat she sat on a dollar and started making change

matt and calvin's Momma Joke:

your mama is so fat she uses the grand canyon for a toilet

matt and calvin's Momma Joke:

your mama is so ugly she didnt need a costume to try out for star wars

matt and calvin's Momma Joke:

your mama is so fat i rolled her over and found 90 pounds of crack

yomomma's Momma Joke:

yo momma sucks carrorts

Leon's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so old she squirted out milk powder out of her nipple.

yomomma's Momma Joke:

when ur mum looked out the window she got done

Leon's Momma Joke:

your mum is so dumb she tryed commiting suicide she jumped off a curb.

matt's Momma Joke:

ur mum sucks cheese

yomomma's Momma Joke:

yo mum is retarded and lonely

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

your mamas so stupid she tryed to put m@ms in alphabetical order

chris's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stupid that when she was on her way to the mall she was bearly gonna get of tha free way and the exit said mall left so her stupidd ass went hone thinking tha mall left

narutos mamma's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so fat she thought air force one was a lightning bug

narutos mamma's Momma Joke:

yo mammas so stupid when you where takin a bath she came in and you said dont look and she said whats there to look at?

narutos mamma's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so cheap i saw her chasing a garbage truck with a grocerie list

Your Modda's Momma Joke:

Your mommy so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they’re afraid of her face!!

Your Modda's Momma Joke:

Your modda is so stink she smells like a rotten fish that has been shitted out and put into a sess pool.

YMJ P!Nk!!'s Momma Joke:

yo mama`s so stupid when she saw her mama they both died of uglyness!

YMJ P!Nk!!'s Momma Joke:

Yo mama is soooo fattttttt when she joined a fat team the others through her out bc she was perfect!

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

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