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1573 Yo Momma Jokes in “Yo Momma’s Favorite Month: October 2008”



  1. Andy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff



  2. kelly & michaela's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma’s so dumb she tripped over the cordless fone!



  3. your mom's Momma Joke:

    your mom



  4. esvin's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so dummb she tried 2 dorwnd a fish



  5. Who Cares's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mommas so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade



  6. queshia's Momma Joke:

    your moms teeth are so yellow she spits butter



  7. bethany's Momma Joke:

    your ass is so big i wanna tap that



  8. destinay's Momma Joke:

    you are stupid



  9. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your moma so hairy when u was born u got carpetburns



  10. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat on holiday to japan the sed arrh its godzila



  11. Ilana 12 yrs old's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so fat she used a highway for slip ‘n slide hahaha!!!!



  12. Yo mama killer's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so stupid she got held up at gun point and said i am rubber you are glue what ever you do bounces off of me and sticks to you



  13. Yo mama killer's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat she jumped off the high dive and there was a meteor shower was reported



  14. Yo mama killer's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat bill gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction



  15. Yo mama killer's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death



  16. Yo mama killer's Momma Joke:

    on Wednesdays my therapist calls me special



  17. tell you mum her muneys in da fridge's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so ugly they made it leagal to throw bricks at her



  18. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out



  19. barney hit michael jackson's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she went to the nascar race-track people were wondering why the good-year blimp hadn’t taken off.



  20. barney hit michael jackson's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is like a nacsar driver she burns fifty rubbers a day



  21. barney hit michael jackson's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas like the city bus you can get a ride fo fifty sences



  22. jj and asian's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so easy a caveman can do her



  23. barney hit michael jackson's Momma Joke:

    you mamas so easy she is like the town bike everyone has had a ride



  24. yo mama killer's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so ugly the mirror breaks before she gets there



  25. yo mama killer's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat that some aliens calmed her as there new solar system



  26. yo mama killer's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so stupid that if i had a dollar for every IQ point your mom had i’d be 2 thousand dollars in debt



  27. Keff's Momma Joke:

    your so fat when youin a white dress everybody goes Look the moon



  28. yo mama killer's Momma Joke:

    do you like my jokes please answer what is your favorite by the way yo mama’s so hairy that the neighbors called hon solo to pick up chubaka



  29. yo mama killer's Momma Joke:

    dont let any aliens see your mom they’ll harvest her planetary energy



  30. yo mama killer's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so gassy she farted and started the apocalypse



  31. yo mama killer's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so stinky she’s like the sandman from spiderman 3 but with manure



  32. yo mama killer's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so stupid she wished she had a wish



  33. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat….(leaves room)



  34. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat her brests are 2 planets



  35. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s like a Big Mac.. Full of fat and only worth a buck!



  36. Bryce miler's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she jumped up in the air, people started to say night time already.



  37. Bryce miler's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a vacume sucks in blows out and gets banged up in a closet.



  38. annonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.



  39. yo mom's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so poor that one day i saw her walking down the street with one shoe and i asked her if she lost a shoe and she said”nope, just found one”



  40. Slo-Mo?'s Momma Joke:

    Ur momma is sooooo stupid she tried to drown a fish! LOL!



  41. Slo-Mo?'s Momma Joke:

    Ur momma’s teeth are soooo yellow that when she walked into the church smiling, the priest said ” LET THERE BE LIGHT!” LOL!



  42. Slo-Mo?'s Momma Joke:

    Ur Momma is sooo short that she can commit suicide on the side walk!!!! Lol! ???



  43. Slo-Mo's Momma Joke:

    Sorry I’m talking about ur momma…. i don’t even know the MAN!!!!! LOL!
    <3



  44. Slo-Mo's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma is soooo poor that i when i saw her pushing a penny around, i asked what she was doing and she said ” DRIVING MY LINCOLN!” LOL!!!!
    <3
    <3
    <3



  45. yo mama killer's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s soooo old she had a christmas picture with jesus



  46. Elizabeth's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles



  47. bohoman's Momma Joke:

    your mammas so dumb she got locked in a super market and starved lol ……..



  48. bohoman's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas soooo fat she fell over in fist street and landed in 12th street lol …….



  49. bohoman's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so fat she dosnt skiny dip she chunky dunks….lol



  50. bohoman's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so dumb she steels free sampuls



  51. quinten's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat when she steped on the scale she said oh thats my phone number



  52. quinten's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat she doesnt even know when pregent



  53. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat that when she wore her grey coat everyone said look an elelphant!



  54. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so skinny when she put her white coat on evwryone said look a piece of paper!



  55. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat she needs two wathces for each time zone!



  56. Fatass's Momma Joke:

    YO mama is so poor that when she walks on the street, HOBOS LAUGH AT HER!



  57. Retared Fatass's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama’s teeth are soo yellow, that people say “i cant belive its not butter”



  58. smiley:)'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so black nd her teeth so yellow she look like a pittsburg steelers helmet



  59. Bethanyyy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid when ya’ll went to Disney World it said: “Disney world LEFT” she turned around and went home



  60. Bethanyyy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black that when she went to night school they counted her absent.



  61. shain mccreadie's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid she tried to cut herself with a razor phone yo mommas so stupid she sat on the tv to watch her couch



  62. herman's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so old her irth certificate says expired



  63. mg's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so cross eyed when she cry the tears roll down her back



  64. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    CFogg says: yo mama so scary they renamed halloween after her



  65. CFogg's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she sits on the couch and it says” I Goin Down”



  66. K-Ing's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ghetto, she breast feeds COKE!!!



  67. K-Ing's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so stupid she got locked up in a furniture store and she slept on the floor



  68. K-Ing's Momma Joke:

    Yo mooma’s tv is so cross eyed, when yo momma plays it starts with the final round



  69. yo mama stupid's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid that when she got a bowl of puddin’ she went slide and dip slide and dip!



  70. manuelssolis jr's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that wen she went to the beach they said tsunami



  71. kristen's Momma Joke:

    your mom is soo old i mistaykuned her for my g-mom!!!



  72. Mexican PImp's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat and old that when GOD said “Let there be light!” He told yo momma to move her fat ass out of the way.



  73. melin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old wen she breast feeds its powder milk



  74. tony's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so ugly when she looks out the window she gets arrested for mooning



  75. waymizzle nigg's Momma Joke:

    your momma so stupid she thought jar jar came with pickels pickels



  76. Nick's Momma Joke:

    wats my name? well dats wat ur momma was screaming last night!



  77. yeah boy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly, when she looks out the window she gets arrested for mooning



  78. Mizz bossi's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.



  79. Mizz bossi's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so dumb I put a ScratchNSniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned



  80. fly's Momma Joke:

    you mama so dumb she locked her self in a bathroom n peed her self



  81. bob's Momma Joke:

    your bald headed granny she 99 she brroke the bead with frankinstine.



  82. bob jr.'s Momma Joke:

    your momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.



  83. bob jr.'s Momma Joke:

    your bald headed granny she 82 she broke the baed with pecachue.



  84. bob jr.'s Momma Joke:

    your bald headed grandpa he 84 he broke the bead with a big fat hore.



  85. TAAMILO's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO HAIRY SHE HAS MINI AFROS ON HER NIPPLES..



  86. you's Momma Joke:

    your mom is stupid dorky and hairy



  87. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugky that wen she looked at me the ambulance already knew to cum pick meh up cuz she was sooooo ugly lolz
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  88. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat people run around her 4 exrcide



  89. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so uslgy she give freddy coger night mires



  90. lonejunior's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid she brouht a knife to a shoot out



  91. Spencer's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat, i told her to do a pushup and she got one from the ice-cream truck!



  92. GGRrAaCcEe!'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s glasses so thick when she looks on a map she can see all the little ppl waving



  93. Buddy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so poor, She go to KFC to lick other people fingers



  94. King harkinian's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she was in the army and took the first step on enemy soil the war was over



  95. King harkinian's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat and old she played with the pyramids as a toy



  96. johnny A.K.A MJ's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she was playin golf with the gods



  97. johnny A.K.A MJ's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she said bloody mary 3 times and thought it was rosey o’donald



  98. johnny A.K.A MJ's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so white the K.K.K didint even ecxept her



  99. johnny A.K.A MJ's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so white the K.K.K didint even ecxept her



  100. johnny A.K.A MJ's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she couldint even afford a hit on herself



  101. johnny A.K.A MJ's Momma Joke:

    yo mammy so fat the po po thought she was goin to slow on tthe highway turns out she wasint even drivin



  102. johnny A.K.A MJ's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she thought michael jackson was gay lol she that stupid



  103. Hlengiwe's Momma Joke:

    Yr mama is so stupid,she tripped over a cordless phone.



  104. SHORTY's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO DUMB I SAW HER PUSHING A PENNY I SAID “WHAT ARE U DOIN SHE SAID ”DRIVING MY LINCOLN”



  105. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mammas so fat she got her own area code



  106. Momma Yo's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so greasy you have a heart attack if you screw her.



  107. Momma Yo's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so ugly she works as a scarecrow at the farm down the street



  108. DaGr's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car



  109. BRAAAP's Momma Joke:

    Your mammas so ugly shes only been married once!



  110. BRAAAP's Momma Joke:

    your mams so poor her boobs are real



  111. Andre's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old they airred out her titties and said just add water!



  112. Ashley's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat when she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out haha



  113. Dogpoo's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so stupid she laughed when I told a “Yo mama” joke.



  114. Dogpoo's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and solved the world hunger crisis.



  115. Dogpoo's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she got a z- on her report card.



  116. Dogpoo's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama such bitch that when she smiled her face cracked.



  117. Dogpoo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that she get jealus of michael moore.



  118. butta bun's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat she eats of a satalitte dish



  119. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so nasty they made them eat her on fear factor



  120. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so short she made an atom look huge



  121. Master's Momma Joke:

    Roses are red, Yo mama’s a witch, give her a quarter and she’ll be your bitch



  122. jarrett's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy it look like she got Lil’ Wayne in a head lock



  123. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so nasty a skunk smelled ass and passed out



  124. jarrett's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she walk outside with heels on she strikes oil with every step



  125. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’ so nasty she a pile of poo



  126. jarrett's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat her senior picture was aireal view



  127. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so dumb wen she saw a dick she said im going to name my son dick



  128. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so hairy when she wanted to see her wait she saw her phone number



  129. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s f***ing gay



  130. seth's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is like a vacume she sucks, blows, and gets laid in the closet



  131. jeremy's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is like a squirel she always has nuts in her mouth



  132. keith's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid so tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order



  133. 12meetme's Momma Joke:

    No one exactly knows when yo momma was born, because when she came out and looked at the clock, it broke.



  134. Mama Ownya's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so fat, she sat in the bathtub and the water began to rise.



  135. sexypimp's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she stepped on a scale and it said error



  136. sexypimp's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly when she was born they arrested her mom for litering



  137. beastin's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she took a shower the water never touched the bottom



  138. 87686's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly when she cry tears go in the back of her head



  139. jack's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly when she cry tears go in the back of her head



  140. jen jen's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid that when she was being robbed at gunpoint, they gave her 2 options 1 give up her phone or 2 suck dick. i called her today and she picked up. Your mama sucks dick.



  141. jen jen's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that she has her own orbit. so you better watch out she might eat you



  142. jen jen's Momma Joke:

    even though this is old, i am saying it, or writing it, whatever you get what i mean. yo mama so fat that when she jumped in the ocean everyone screamed out FREE WILLY!



  143. jen jen's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so poor that when i saw her pushing a can i asked her whatcha doin and she said movin



  144. jen jen's Momma Joke:

    hey did anyone go to an homecoming on october 4?



  145. jen jen's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid that she was in burlington coat factory and froze her fat ass off



  146. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so weird she acts like YOU!!!!!



  147. seth's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she tried to put the m&m’s in ABC order



  148. bitch please.'s Momma Joke:

    your momma is so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookie.



  149. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ewrnbh jdbfehjsdnxcjkh dsbazxhjknvdfhxcjwe



  150. gtrtytryttrtytt's Momma Joke:

    ttrututyuyukk



  151. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    jutyutr



  152. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund



  153. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama’s so fat she wore high heels and struck oil.



  154. yo mamaaa!'s Momma Joke:

    your mama’s so fat i tried driving round her but i run out of gas, haha



  155. shanai's Momma Joke:

    ur mom so fat wen she walk her ass claps



  156. brandon hernandez's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor she put a pack of gum o layaway!



  157. brandon hernandez's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like a buble gum mechine 25cents for a blow



  158. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she went to applebees and the apple said get it together baby



  159. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat god said “let there be light,hay you move out the way”!



  160. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old when i told her to act her age she dropped dead



  161. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat i took a picture of her last Christmas and it still printing!



  162. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so cheap when we played pool i payed 25cents to “rack my balls”



  163. cody givens's Momma Joke:

    yo mooma is so stupid she put you in rehab cause you was hooked on phonics



  164. cody givens's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dumb she thought a jolly rancher was a gay cowboy



  165. vanessa's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat that your allergic to her



  166. vanessa's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so stupid when she slipped on a scale she said thats my number



  167. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so stupid she made geico look hard



  168. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so tall when she did a cartwheel she hit god in the mouth



  169. slash's Momma Joke:

    ur mamma glasses are so thick when she looked in a map she saw people waving



  170. cexi monsta's Momma Joke:

    ur mama so stupid she prank called 911



  171. 1-800-kiss my ass's Momma Joke:

    ur mamma’s ass is so white that they fired the moon



  172. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    ur mamma is so ugly that when she threw a boomarang it never came back



  173. dragracer's Momma Joke:

    your mama so small she tried to commit suicide off an atom



  174. vanessa's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s teeth are so bright that the sun got jelous



  175. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy when she went to the bathroom king kong jumped out of her butt and said woo god bless america!



  176. hardcore action's Momma Joke:

    ur mamma teeth r so ugly that when she smiled the great wall of china cracked



  177. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she stepped on a scale and it said her phonenumber



  178. who what when where why n how's Momma Joke:

    ur mama so stupid she tried to rob the projects



  179. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she makes a donkeys ass look good



  180. nolan's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat shes tha reason thres kidz starving in africa

    you so fat that wen u sex ur wife theres 2 sets of tits 1 fur u and 1 fur ur wife



  181. hshs's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is so fat she dosent need internet she is alredy worldwide



  182. kteimporta's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so stupid when she was in highschool they told her to do an essay so she went to mexico and did a mexican guy yelling essay, essay, essay!



  183. Phil's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so breath smells so bad that people look forwards to her farts



  184. evanescence's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat that she so fat.hahahahahahahahaha!!!that was funy in it.



  185. Ben's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat, last time I rooted her, i burnt my ass on the lightbulb! lolz



  186. megels's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washingtons nose.



  187. momo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she put a dime in a parking meater and and said wheres my gum ball



  188. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so black when she stepped out the car the oil light came on!!!hahahaha



  189. tyler's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she did the lean wit it rock wit it she past out



  190. tyler's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor she has a cupon 4 the 99 cent store



  191. tyler's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck



  192. ehs's Momma Joke:

    yo mama soooo fat she fopund out she had creme filling on her elbows and broke her arm jus top lick it



  193. Hunter thuro's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas like a hockey team changes pads every three periods



  194. sasha's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so old she is best friend with jesus



  195. sasha's Momma Joke:

    you mama is so short she jumped of a hill and did not die 4 4 days



  196. love and hope's Momma Joke:

    you mama is so poor that when i see her walking down the st kikking a can i said what are you doing she said moveing



  197. love and hope's Momma Joke:

    your mama so poor she cant pay attions



  198. 1goon4's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so dumb she tried to drown a goldfish



  199. beastiebabe's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so dumb she tried to wake a sleeping bag



  200. beastiebabe's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she saw a yellow bus wiit white perple and yelled”hold that twinkie”



  201. beastiebabe's Momma Joke:

    (your worst enemy) face is so ugly she entered a ugly contest and they said sorry no perfessionals



  202. lick my fat hairy balls's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so weird when she fractured her skull in three places she said here here and here and she pointed to her boobs



  203. K&M's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is sssssooooo stupid she bought a glass door wit a peep hole!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  204. justin's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that she has to use an ocean for a swimming pool



  205. david's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she is a 36 double D and thats just her chin size



  206. zak's Momma Joke:

    im stupid and i lick dick



  207. devious's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly that she has a stroke ever morning she looks herself in the mirror



  208. devious's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid she got fired from a volunteer job



  209. devious's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat, when ever she turns arounds she causes an apocalypse



  210. devious's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so short she has athletes foot on her nipples



  211. devious's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat she looks like sausage and bacon in the microwave when she sweats



  212. devious's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly she had a pet rock that ran away from her



  213. devious's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid she lost ever event in the handicap olympics



  214. devious's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so short she has to climb a ladder to suck a dick …she carries a ladder every where she goes



  215. SStasia422's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so gat wen she wanted 2 sit around da house she actually had 2 sit around da house



  216. lick my fat hairy balls's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so hairy and big her date is king kong



  217. Young Tov's Momma Joke:

    yo mama aint got no knees so all she can wear is straight legs.



  218. some_ownage_guy's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so poor, when i stepped on her skateboard, she said “GET OFF THE FAMILY CAR!”



  219. rhonhals's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb when she got locked in a grocery store she died of starvation.



  220. rhonhals's Momma Joke:

    HAMID off the rhonhals rule the world!!!



  221. rhonhals's Momma Joke:

    ur fat 5 boobs with 3 nipples



  222. rhonhals's Momma Joke:

    my hiney hurts



  223. rhonhals's Momma Joke:

    the giraffe said theres a baby in your butt



  224. rhonhals's Momma Joke:

    yo mama said im not yo mama just yo daddy not yo grandmama or yo grandpapa just yo daddy not yo cuzin or yo sister just yo daddy not yo aunt or yo uncle just yo daddy not yo brother or yo teacher just yo daddy not yo great grandmama or yo great grandpapa just yo daddy not yo bottle of cocacola or yo chicken in a haystack just yo daddy not yo vampire or yo closet just yo daddy not yo baywatch babe or thats so raven just yo daddy not yo hersheys bar or yo mascara just yo daddy not yo girlfriend or yo boyfriend just yo daddy not yo recycleable materials or yo pencil sharpener just yo daddy not yo garbage man or yo mail man just yo daddy not yo hubba bubble gum or yo caprisun juice box just yo daddy not yo jonas brother or yo miley cyrus just yo daddy not yo favorite tv show or the watch on yo wrist just yo daddy not yo hiccups or yo fart in yo momas face just yo daddy not yo butt or yo cheeks just yo daddy not yo bed or yo favirote mini skirt just yo daddy. EAT YO NIPPLES OUT HUGH HEFNER.



  225. No One's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so stupid she got ran over by a parked car



  226. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so skinny she made a piece of paper jealous



  227. crazy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma glasses so thick when she looks on a map she can see people wavin



  228. Cody's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat that she put on a yellow rain jacket and people Said “TAXI!!!”



  229. YO Mama's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she jumped in air and got stuck



  230. YO Mama's Momma Joke:

    Hey No One its yo Mama is so fat she got hit by a parked car



  231. RYan's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning



  232. Ryan's Momma Joke:

    So mama is so stupid it took 3 hours to make minute rice!



  233. Ryan's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 min!!!



  234. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your moma is so short u cuold seee here feet in here licences



  235. hicks's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas is lyk a bowling ball, she gets slammed into the gutter



  236. hicks's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat peter griffin wont sleep with her



  237. hicks's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy she got afro’s growing out of her nipples



  238. ooooo dick my balls's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she makes garfield look skinny



  239. ooooo dick my balls's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so small an atom to her is 65 ft long and 34 ft wide



  240. yo mum on wheels's Momma Joke:

    yeah yo momma killer youve got cool and funny jokes keep em going



  241. yo mum on wheels's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE SKIPS AND THEY SING ENGLAND IRLAND SCOTLAND WHALES INSIDE OUSESIDE ON THE RALES SHE REALLY GOES THEIR



  242. jake's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side



  243. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor when i went to open her front yard door i was all ready in the backyard



  244. Andy Kidd's Momma Joke:

    ur mamma fo fat, she has smaller fat people orbiting around her



  245. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stinky shat she caused global warming



  246. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when she went to space the blackhole couldnt swallow her.



  247. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that they confused her as fat albert. When fat albert saw her he said heyheyhey who copeid me today



  248. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when octomesprime [transformer}said lets roll! she started rolling.



  249. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when she did a cannonball in the ocean she made a hurricane.



  250. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hairry that chubaca got jeolus



  251. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hugry that when i knoked at her door she opened her refrederator.



  252. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stinky that the planet population was 1



  253. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so green that they confused her with sh**.



  254. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so scary that michael myres got scared



  255. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma ass is so big that when she went to the bathroom she couldmt fit her ass in th toliet



  256. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma ass is so little that when she went to the bathroom her ass got flushed in the toliet and said “RANGING WATERS!”



  257. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so fat her legs look like spoiled milk. White and chunky.



  258. jp543's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat i stuck two quarters in her bellybutton and a candy bar fell out of her ass!



  259. jp543's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so poor i saw her walking with one shoe and i asked her if she lost one and she said no “I found one”!



  260. BIG BOI's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO UGLY YOU HAD TO GLUE A STEAK TO HER FOREHEAD FOR THE DOG JUST TO LOOK AT HER



  261. pookie28's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she was in the barbershop she cut this man hair with her tiddys and the man said I DONT WANT A FADE!!!!!!!



  262. robert28's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she spinned around and her husband said why is the dryer running



  263. robert28's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she had to put a dream on layway for christmas



  264. pookie28's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor that her son was popping popcorn and she said who shooting probably those niiggers



  265. pookie28's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old that she made shadrag/meshaq and the billy goat get out the furnace



  266. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so hiary the only language she knows is wookie



  267. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so fat that she made iron man weight like a feather



  268. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so fat she made a cruise ship sink



  269. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas hair so short,she roll it with rice



  270. DumbHyphy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so got damn ugly she looked at me then i passed out



  271. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so hairy that she’s the daughter of bigfoot and chewbaca



  272. liamabrennan@hotmail.com's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she walked into a circular room and sat in the corner



  273. Mamma T.'s Momma Joke:

    you mamma is so nasty she uses condoms 4 times a day!



  274. balaidfugu's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she went to dr dre for a papsmiere



  275. christian's Momma Joke:

    ur mothers so fat when she went to a hotel and asked for a waterbed they put a blanket over the ocean

    ur mothers so fat when she wore a red dress all the kids yelled heyy koolaid

    ur mothers so fat when she stepped on the scale to weigh herself it said to be continued



  276. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so scary that when i took her to a haunted house she came out with a job application



  277. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so retarded that she got ran over by a parking car



  278. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so retarted that she got lost in the bathroom.



  279. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid that when she heard the word”soccer!”she socked a her



  280. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor that when i went to her house i said “whats for dinner” she said “YOUR NEXT!”



  281. luis's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WAS ON TOP OF A BUILDING AND FELL THE PEOPLE SAID “METEOR!”



  282. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor that when i went to her house i said “i want milk”she said ‘PICK A NIPPLE!”



  283. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so gay that they confused her as michael jakson.



  284. bob's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so stupid she tried to put M&Ms in abc order



  285. tammy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!



  286. asss's Momma Joke:

    yo mama s so fat she dosent hav belly button lint she has sweaters



  287. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she sliped in the grand cannon and got stuck



  288. Brett Smith's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a hockey game she chanhes her pads every 3 periods



  289. Brett Smith's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she goes into a life it always goes down



  290. Brett Smith's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she steped onto the scales it said to be continued



  291. Brett Smith's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a hockey game she changes her pads every 3 periods



  292. matrix's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she bugee jumps she goes straight to hell



  293. Joshua's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry



  294. Joshua's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money



  295. Joshua's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when it rain she slip-n slide on I-95



  296. Joshua's Momma Joke:

    Do you know some body name dawhite. The white around yo lip



  297. Joshua's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor she can’t put anything on layer way



  298. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    lizzie says yo mama so skinny she a anorexic hoe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  299. u dont no my name's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so dumb she seen a school bus with a bunch of white people and thought it was a twinky



  300. u dont no my name's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid her kids ask her whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs



  301. u dont no my name's Momma Joke:

    haha funny



  302. omar bitch's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat she got baptised in sea world



  303. omar bitch's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she has a kick start vibrator



  304. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    c



  305. Yabriana's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama is so fat she is at the beach with free willy and did not even notice free willy



  306. lil'mama's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so fat, Dora couldn’t explore her.



  307. lil'mama's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so hot, da sun had to poor some water on her just to cool her down.



  308. real estate's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so ugly, she made Micheal Jackson look straight.



  309. judith adjei's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is so fat when she died god couldn carry her soul



  310. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so short that an ant ran her over



  311. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    estate agent ur an idiot u cant curse in a joke



  312. estate agent's Momma Joke:

    o i cant?



  313. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    i think but just dont curse



  314. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    srry bout that people my cousin being an idiot lolz



  315. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so old that she was at adam and ev’s wedding



  316. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so old that yoda is her cousin



  317. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so stupid that she took a globe of the world to the world series



  318. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so stupid she took 5 earings to the olympics



  319. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so ugly that she made the chicken cross the road



  320. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so stupid she thought 2+2 = fish cuz fish has 4 letters



  321. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    +`063“3



  322. home depot's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is such a slut that its like home depot 2 cents a screw



  323. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so tall when she tripped she landed in the orion nebula



  324. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so nasty fear factor couldnt accept her



  325. touch my body's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck



  326. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so fat the biggest loser show was like DAMN



  327. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so stupid she is the anti albert einstein



  328. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so ugly when she turned around everyone was petrified



  329. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma teeth r so yellow whe closed her mouth her body glowed



  330. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so stupid she got locked in an electronic store and died of boredom



  331. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so old that she even saw her husband’s mother give birth to him



  332. pookie28's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she was going to jugment time with the lord and the devil and god said man you going to hell and the man said to yo momma i dont want to go in the crack of her ass



  333. pookie28's Momma Joke:

    dis dude nameed khris



  334. pookie28's Momma Joke:

    he said we on his jok



  335. robert28's Momma Joke:

    dis boy named pookie28 tried to rape me and i called the police and said a bitch from hell trying to rape me



  336. HAMID's Momma Joke:

    HAMIDS RULE THE WORLD AND THE RONHALAS WILL FALL TO DEATH



  337. robert28's Momma Joke:

    m,,,dis dude named robert dosent wipe
    .
    ‘/” \



  338. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she hula hoops the super bowl



  339. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so ugly they filmed gorillas in the mist in her shower



  340. pookie28's Momma Joke:

    i am robert all that stuff was no true just playing



  341. Didier's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so stupid that when she passed a yield sign, she asked what does ield mean. i said go slower, so she said, “W-h-a-t d-o-e-s y-i-e-l-d m-e-a-n?”



  342. Mimi&Bebe's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama drives a peanut



  343. jordan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she tried to put m’n'ms in alphabetical order



  344. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a bathroom scale



  345. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she wasted her time trying to jacked free sample food



  346. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat where ever she goes orbit happens



  347. probally someone u dont know's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat the last time sh fell in love is when the weigh scale passed 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999999999999999999999999999999929999999999999999999999999999
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    and landed on 50 pounds



  348. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so old she breast feed’s powder



  349. xxx's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she had moses in her yearbook.



  350. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid that she’s stupider than the stupiest person on Earth which is yo mama MESH!!



  351. juan's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so ugly i cant say more



  352. yo mommas momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she s afraid of mirrors



  353. yo mommas momma's Momma Joke:

    i screwed yo momma so hard the dinosaurs could feel it



  354. chazz's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly wen she got in the bath tub the water jumped out and said u first



  355. jaker's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so short she had to step on a chair to reach puberty



  356. spiderman's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old & black when god created the world he said oops burnt one



  357. spiderman's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she makes homer simpson look like a nobel prize winner



  358. spiderman's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ghetto when she breast feeds coolaid comes out



  359. spiderman's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she got more chins than a chinese phonebook



  360. spiderman's Momma Joke:

    your momma had her friend over and she said lettuce means in and tomato means out lettuce tomato letuce tomato lettuce tomato and she said stop your getting mayonaise on me



  361. Ha's Momma Joke:

    Your mama soe ugly she jumped in a fernous to get hottt!!!!!!



  362. Gangsta Yo momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so fat…….
    That’s all to be said



  363. Gangsta Yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat shes on both sides of the family



  364. Jonathan Alexander's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old, she got adam and eves autograph



  365. Jonathan Alexander's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old, she is in jesus year book



  366. Jonathan Alexander's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat, her butt has it’s own congress man



  367. Brett Smith's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dum she looked over a glass wall to c what was on the other side



  368. Brett Smith's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she was seen on a radar



  369. Brett Smith's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when people get on top of her there ears pop



  370. Brett Smith's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she wears here yellow rain coat poeple shout taxi



  371. M.K Kira's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so hairy she got afros on her nipples



  372. M.K Kira's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so skinny, her nipples touch



  373. M.K Kira's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor a dj for the ice-cream truck



  374. M.K Kira's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb. somebody said it was chilly outside she ran outside wit a bowl and a spoon



  375. M.K Kira's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she on both sides of the family



  376. M.K Kira's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly her mom had 2 put a pork chop around her neck just so the dog could play with her



  377. M.K Kira's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so bald, her braids look like stiches



  378. M.K Kira's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb when she went to the movies the man said is was 17 over rated so went to
    go get 16 of her friends



  379. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she goes swimming the US Navy picks her up on radar.



  380. a-hole's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly you ugly



  381. ya boi jesus's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat last time she saw 90210 was on da weight scale haha



  382. ya boi jesus's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like a doorknob every body gets a turn



  383. ya boi jesus's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she make freddy krueger look like a super model



  384. ya boi jesus's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she went to freddy krueger house n he said bitch i didnt order no mirror



  385. ya boi jesus's Momma Joke:

    yo momma soooo fat she jumped in da air n got stuck



  386. Sachaaa Anddd Chazziieee xo's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MUM IS SO DUMB I PUT 1p UNDER HER PILLOW AND SHE GAVE ME CHANGE!!!!!

    Haha XD

    LAUGHHHHH…

    LAUGHH..!!!

    LAUGH GOD DAMN YOU!!! :)



  387. shaquiefalard's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so old she make Mccain look young



  388. shaquiefalard's Momma Joke:

    yo DADDY is so stupid, he took a clown outfit during the vietnam war so they wouldnt think he’s a soldier



  389. your mother's Momma Joke:

    your mother is so pretty, shes pretty



  390. shaquiefalard's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is harry she got afro tities



  391. shaquiefalard's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is a loner is cuz she ate her animal friends



  392. p-didy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so damn ugly her reflection puked



  393. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so stupid she thought a quarter back was a refound



  394. fischboy's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl =}



  395. fischboy's Momma Joke:

    your mothers like a vacume cleaner she sucks, she blows and gets laid in the closet



  396. jenny's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s so fat that when I walked around her I got lost!! he he



  397. baby t's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so greasy that companies come to her 4 oil…..lol



  398. smallkid's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat, when she ordered a waterbed they just laid a blanket on the pacifc ocean



  399. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly she meet freddy krueger and freddy krueger had a night mare!!!!!



  400. zachary's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat she jumped into the ocean and the whales started singing we are family



  401. zachary's Momma Joke:

    yo priest is so fat when he bungee jumps he goes to hell



  402. zachary's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly her shadow gave up. yo mama is so ugly hotel managers use her picture to keep awaythe rats



  403. Chis Thomas The 1 And Only's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, scientists have declared her ass to be the 10th planet.

    Your mamma is so fat when we were having sex I rolled over 9 times and I was still on the BITCH!!!!!

    Yo momma is like a bowling ball, gets picked up fingered, thrown in the gutter and bitch comes back for more.

    Your mom is like a race car driver, she burns 50 rubbers a day.
    Yo momma is so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon.

    Yo momma’s got a party in her mouth tonight, and everybody’s cumming



  404. yomama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she hoped on the scales it said “to be continued”



  405. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she has to have her picture taken by satalite



  406. steven roper, sam shaw's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she went to a football match she had to buy two tickets



  407. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.



  408. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!



  409. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.



  410. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!



  411. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when u shake her hand she has to give u directions



  412. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat I’ve known her all my life … and I still haven’t seen ALL of her!



  413. kyle redfin's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she uses pillow cases as socks



  414. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, “Caution! Wide Turn.”



  415. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so fat she takes up a jumbo jet to herself



  416. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    kkyle get some good jokes



  417. kyle redfin's Momma Joke:

    steven yo momma so stupid she tryed to drown a fish



  418. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    kyle Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans.



  419. kyle redfin's Momma Joke:

    steve yo momma so poor she ran after a garbage truck with a shopping list



  420. kyle redfin's Momma Joke:

    steven yo momma so poor she did a drive by on a bus



  421. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupied she sold the car for petrol money



  422. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    kyle Yo momma is so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumpin’ off the curb!



  423. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    kyle Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.



  424. kyle redfin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama iz so fat when she wears a blue t-shirt
    everyone shouts TSUNAMI



  425. PeerHEAD's Momma Joke:

    Na



  426. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!



  427. PeerHEAD's Momma Joke:

    KYLE = XBOX GEEK :/



  428. kyle redfin's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.



  429. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    kyle Yo momma so fat even mikle jackson couldn’t pay for her liposuction!

    Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!

    Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!



  430. kyle redfin's Momma Joke:

    yo, momas like a train, everyone gets on and off
    but everybody has to pay for the ride.



  431. kyle redfin's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat…that she broke a branch in her
    family tree!



  432. kyle redfin's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a menu, she get an estimate.



  433. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    kyle Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.



  434. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    kyle Yo momma so poor, she can’t afford to live in a two story Cheerio box!

    Yo momma so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!



  435. kyle redfin's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 18 years to live.



  436. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    kyle Yo Momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.



  437. kyle redfin's Momma Joke:

    your father is like cement it taked him two days to get hard



  438. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    kyle i heard that yo dads got bigger tits than ya mum



  439. kyle redfin's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama is so fat that when she went to the beach a bunch of whales came up and started singing “we are family”!



  440. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so poor you put RoundUp on the weeds and she said, “There goes breakfast, lunch, and dinner!”



  441. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    kyle Yo Momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!



  442. kyle redfin's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas just like a bowling ball, she gets fingered,guttered and then comes back for more.



  443. kyle redfin's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama’s so hairy every time she steps outside, everyone goes, “Look, it’s King Kong!!!!”



  444. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    kyle Yo momma like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!



  445. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    kyle Yo momma is like a racing car…chick burned four rubbers in one night.



  446. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    kyle Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, I can’t believe its not butter.



  447. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    kyle Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!



  448. kyle redfin's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the beach, Greenpeace wants to push her back in the sea!



  449. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    kyle Yo Momma Like
    a hardware store - only 10 cents a screw.



  450. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    kyle yo mommas like a BT phonebox - on every damn corner and costs only 20p a go



  451. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    kyle yo mommas like an arcade machine - dirty, smelly, costs 20 pence and lasts 30 seconds



  452. Charlie's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she studied for a drug test



  453. Charlie's Momma Joke:

    Jamie C
    Yo mommas like a bus only 70 pence a ride



  454. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    lizzy so hairy



  455. Carrot's Momma Joke:

    Lizzy so ginger she light up the room



  456. Carrot's Momma Joke:

    tHES JOKES ARNT FUNNY GET SUM GOOD ONES DICKFACE



  457. iMAkE_J0kES's Momma Joke:

    yh0 MAMA S0 fAt….
    iF ShE JUMP ShE G0 StRAit 2 hEll..



  458. fischboy's Momma Joke:

    yo mam is so fat when she swam in the ocean whales sang “we ore family even though ur fater than me” <



  459. fischboy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid when the weather man said it was chilly outside
    she grabed a bowl and went outside



  460. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she sat on a toilet it started to sing a b c d e f g get yo fat ass of of me



  461. none of yo buisness!!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat her belt size is equator!!!!



  462. none of yo buisness!!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid that when someone told her it was chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!



  463. none of yo buisness!!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when she went to mcDonalds, she tripped over Burgerking and wendys!



  464. none of yo buisness!!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid that she took a spoon to the super bowl!



  465. none of yo buisness!!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor, that when you asked her for a penny, she said honey if we had that kind of money, wed be livin in a real cardboard box!!!



  466. none of yo buisness!!!'s Momma Joke:

    your mommas so old that when she took a shower, two pilgrims fell out of her titis!!



  467. dee mister's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she stood on tha scales and her phone number poped up



  468. Kazzilicious's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it!!! LOL!!!



  469. none of yo buisness!!!'s Momma Joke:

    to momma teeth are so yellow that when she drank water, it turned to lemonade!



  470. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid it takes her two hours to watch 60 minutes



  471. gaylord122334's Momma Joke:

    i lve some dic



  472. kenyatta93's Momma Joke:

    your momma so stupid when she jumped out the window she went up



  473. ahmed's Momma Joke:

    you have so many brothers youre house is like a hotel



  474. ahmed's Momma Joke:

    youre mum feeds you with a bb gun



  475. aec's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so fat when she broke her leg gravy poured out



  476. aaron's Momma Joke:

    yo momas so fat when she wore a yello rain coat people started yelling out taxi!



  477. The Best of The Best's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama is Like a Squirl She Likes Nuts in her Mouth.



  478. brenda's Momma Joke:

    i heard they made a movie on your moma, i heard its called “gorillas in the mist”



  479. Jokester's Momma Joke:

    Your mom is a gangsta that listens to country music.



  480. lil lou's Momma Joke:

    yo mama butt so big when she sat down she got 3 feet taller i could have been yo dady but the dude behide me had to get change



  481. KANDOLA JATT's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA’S SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE CAME OUT DA SEA PEOPLE SHOUTED “TSUNAMI RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”



  482. jamal's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat wen she went 2 da movies she sat next 2 everyone



  483. jamal's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she jumped in the ocean n the ocean jumped back



  484. KANDOLA JATT's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA’S SO FAT THAT IT TOOK 12 PLANES TO TAKE HER BAK 2 AMERICA



  485. carl farrington's Momma Joke:

    your mamma’s so fat when she walks her fart stars saying you fat bitch you fat bitch.



  486. carl farrington's Momma Joke:

    your mamma’s so fat when she drove up the motoway they had to close it so she could get up there



  487. afamous211's Momma Joke:

    yo momma fat she has to iron her pants in the drive way



  488. genius's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat hercules got afraid !!!



  489. pat's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat she caused hunger in africa!!!



  490. pat's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat she carried ur father at the wedding



  491. corny shit's Momma Joke:

    these ur momma jokes r corny like ur mommas teeth



  492. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she eats cat food to pay for her meds.



  493. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma takes so much testosterone, when she went to the voting booth she came out with a crow bar. her son asked “what happened?” she said “I pulled the lever.”



  494. miguel's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat i went around her one time and i got lost



  495. miguel's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat i went around her one time and i got lost



  496. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up



  497. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone



  498. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world



  499. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy



  500. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!



  501. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized



  502. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she’s got her own area code!



  503. XjackX's Momma Joke:

    your momma so smelly and gross that when she farted in an airport, somone yelled “BOMB! BOMB!”



  504. miguel's Momma Joke:

    i love this place



  505. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

    Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

    Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

    Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was “illegitiment” because she couldn’t read

    Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

    Yo mama so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl

    Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

    Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

    Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

    Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!

    Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

    Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

    Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

    Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

    Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

    Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

    Yo mama so stupid she asked you “What is the number for 911″

    Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

    Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put “O.K.”

    Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

    Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

    Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

    Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

    Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

    Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

    Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

    Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

    Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

    Yo mama so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl

    Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

    Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

    Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

    Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

    Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

    Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

    Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

    Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

    Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

    Yo mama so stupid that under “Education” on her job apllication, she put “Hooked on Phonics.”

    Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

    Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.

    Yo mama so stupid she watches “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.



  506. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

    Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!

    Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her



  507. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.

    Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.

    Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.

    Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper.

    Yo mama has green hair and thinks she’s a tree.

    Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you’re saying.

    Yo mama has 10 fingers–all on the same hand.

    Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.

    Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.

    Yo mama has a short arm and can’t applaude.

    Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!

    Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo.

    Yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.

    Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns.

    Yo mama has a wooden leg with branches.

    Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.



  508. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

    Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

    Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.



  509. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

    Yo mama so lazy she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote!

    Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.



  510. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.

    Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.



  511. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”

    Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!

    Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

    Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!

    Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,”DING!”

    Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.

    Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

    Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

    Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, “What ya doin’?” She said, “Buying luggage.”

    Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.

    Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.



  512. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

    Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.



  513. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help!

    Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

    Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.



  514. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

    Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.

    Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

    Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.



  515. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

    Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!

    Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.

    Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

    Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.



  516. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

    Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!

    Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

    Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.

    Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.

    Yo mama so short she models for trophys.



  517. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

    Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

    Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.

    Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave

    Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.

    Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

    Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.



  518. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”

    Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

    Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”

    Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

    Yo mama so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower

    Yo mama so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

    Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

    Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

    Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

    Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

    Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

    Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”

    Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

    Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.

    Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

    Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

    Yo mama so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower!

    Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

    Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!

    Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

    Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!

    Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!

    Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn’t date her!

    Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

    Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

    Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life

    Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!

    Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

    Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects!

    Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints

    Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!

    Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.

    Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

    Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.

    Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!

    Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

    Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.

    Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.



  519. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

    Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

    Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

    Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

    Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

    Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

    Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

    Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

    Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

    Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.



  520. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

    Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.

    Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!

    Yo mama so dirty that you can’t tell where the dirt stops and she begins.



  521. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.

    Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.



  522. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

    Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!



  523. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

    Yo mama’s glasses are so thick she can see into the future.



  524. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

    Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.

    Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.



  525. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!

    Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!



  526. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

    Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.



  527. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall!

    Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of a book!

    Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of a piece of paper!



  528. yo momma is so old when god said let there be light she was there to flip the switch's Momma Joke:

    edward



  529. Logdog's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.



  530. Logdog's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so ugly, well look at you.



  531. Logdog's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.



  532. Logdog's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat she has her own gravitational pull.



  533. Logdog's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat she pulled into Burger King and they said, what will it be, the usual.



  534. Logdog's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat she saw a school bus drive by and she said, stop that twinkie



  535. your mommy's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas teeth so yellow when she closes her mouth she lights up like a jackel lantern



  536. Nusret's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so hairy the only language she can speak is wooky..grrrrrrrrrr



  537. guy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when she stands up in her nikes it says nickelodieon



  538. guy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight



  539. dylan.m $$'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so jesus said let there be light he asked your mom to move



  540. I Wocked Ur Mum!!!'s Momma Joke:

    Ur Momma Is Sooo Fat She Makes Samiya Look Anorexic =P



  541. reuben's mum's Momma Joke:

    reuben looks like teves haha



  542. I Wocked Ur Mum!!!'s Momma Joke:

    ur Mum So Old She Produces Powder Milk



  543. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    reuben has bigger boobs than his mum



  544. Shabna Vikky's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so poor that buglers break in and leave money.



  545. john conlin's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so skinny when she turned sideways she got reported missing;)



  546. john conlin's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”

    Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!

    Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

    Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!

    Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,”DING!”

    Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.

    Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

    Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

    Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, “What ya doin’?” She said, “Buying luggage.”

    Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.

    Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning



  547. john conlin's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

    Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

    Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

    Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

    Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

    Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

    Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

    Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

    Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

    Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.



  548. john conlin's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

    Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

    Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

    Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was “illegitiment” because she couldn’t read

    Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

    Yo mama so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl

    Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

    Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

    Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

    Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!

    Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

    Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

    Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

    Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

    Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

    Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

    Yo mama so stupid she asked you “What is the number for 911″

    Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

    Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put “O.K.”

    Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

    Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

    Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

    Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

    Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

    Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

    Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

    Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

    Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

    Yo mama so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl

    Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

    Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

    Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

    Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

    Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

    Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

    Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

    Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

    Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

    Yo mama so stupid that under “Education” on her job apllication, she put “Hooked on Phonics.”

    Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

    Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.

    Yo mama so stupid she watches “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.



  549. john conlin's Momma Joke:

    my jokes are the best heree



  550. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    u wrote the same jokes over again u know



  551. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    besides john my jokes r better than yours



  552. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    just go back to the begining of the month of october or just click show all and go and find my name and read my jokes and they are way better than yours



  553. lil jj's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old that the first cruise line she rode on was noah’s ark



  554. my ass's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning



  555. chikcen and beef's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so old she farts dust(: beat that loosers you cant top our jokee cuz chicken and beef is thaa shizzzz



  556. davion's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so fat that she tripped over wal-mart stubbled over k-mart and landed on target.



  557. Mij686's Momma Joke:

    Yor Mamaz so FAT she wakes up in sections!!



  558. brittany's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch



  559. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat wen she went 2 sea world SHAMOO popped out and said, we are family, i got my brothers and my sisters with me



  560. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOMMA SO FAT THAT WEN SHE SAT ON THE FREEWAY, I TRY 2 SWERVE AROUND HER BUT I RAN OUT OF GAS



  561. cade's Momma Joke:

    your mommas like a big mac, all that fat but still a dollar



  562. Cyate's Momma Joke:

    Yo Moma is so fat that Bill Gates couldnt pay for her snack



  563. Cyate's Momma Joke:

    YO moma is so black that the only thing between her and midnight is 11:59

    IM NOT RACIEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  564. Timmy's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA so ghetto when she breast feeds coolade comes out



  565. Tameem's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she farts, al gore accuses her of global warming



  566. Oo Yo Momma oO's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so dumb, she thought she locked her keys in her motorcycle!



  567. Lia's Momma Joke:

    I’m horrible at these, but here goes:

    Yo mommas so fat, when she jumps, an earth quake hits
    Yo mommas so fat, when she wears red, somebody says, “Oh, look…a fire truck.”
    Yo mommas so ugly, your dad prefers to be blindfolded during sex.
    Yo mommas so ugly, when she was a baby, her moms doctor slapped her across the face.

    Yo mommas so stupid, she drove down a street where a sign said, “do not enter.”

    Yo mommas so stupid, she thought that a supermarket was a drive through (that came from a true story, said by a supermarket employee.)



  568. Annuhsaurus's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was when she was weighing herself :)



  569. big keith's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she got no legs no arms she sitting in a wheel chair with a camera saying picture me Rollin.



  570. cole's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so ugly she made onions cry



  571. cole's Momma Joke:

    your mammas so ugly they moved halloween to her birthday



  572. cole's Momma Joke:

    your mammas so fat her shadow weighs a 1000lbs



  573. Lil DiCe's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she tried to put m&m’s in alphabetical order



  574. Lil DiCe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she thought cheerios were doughnut seeds



  575. Lil DiCe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so cheap, she never heard about 50 cent……and im not talking about the rapper!!!!!!!



  576. Lil DiCe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go……..look down

    you can add me on myspace at

    http://www.myspace.com/world_wide_pimp



  577. Lil DiCe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is just like cake, everyone gets a piece



  578. Lil DiCe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is just like a doornknob, everyone gets a turn



  579. Lil DiCe's Momma Joke:

    hickidy bickidy duck, your mother is my slut



  580. Lil DiCe's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat…….you know what let me just give you an example of what she did

    i order a small peperroni

    yo momma asked which was bigger, a large or a small, once she got her pizzas

    of eating them, she put them in order from least to greatest, cutting of the peparroni nd cheese

    ^^^^^^^

    this joke isnt funny itz for of a story



  581. fo fo fo fo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that she has to use two buses as rolla blades



  582. johanna's Momma Joke:

    *your momma so fat when she got hit by a bus,she yelled, ” who through that rock”*lol!!



  583. Tieachaah's Momma Joke:

    Al ya’ll mamma is a hoe and she look like a bitch on wheels!



  584. your mom's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dirty she has to sneak up on the bathwater



  585. your mom's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old her social security number is 1



  586. nun ya's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she went to Dr.Drey for a pep smear.



  587. nun ya's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat her cloths have stretch mark.



  588. nun ya's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she got hit by a coffee cup and said she got mugged.



  589. nun ya's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly they filmed gorilas in the mist in her shower



  590. lol lala land's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she saw a yellow school filled wit white kids and said stop dat twinky



  591. bing bang boom's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.



  592. bing bang boom's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!



  593. yo mama so fat when i give her food she forgot she had kids's Momma Joke:

    tj



  594. Claudia's Momma Joke:

    Your Mommas so stupid she grabbed her shopping list and raced after the garbage truck



  595. suck my balls's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so tall she jumped over wallmart triped over kamart and landed on target



  596. Lola's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat when she feeel no one wanted to laugh but the ground was cracking up:)



  597. darkrai's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat even naruto wouldn’t belive it.



  598. As3assin's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so fat she thot the car was a toilet



  599. Kim's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so hunchback she has to wear goggles 2 tke a piss!



  600. Kim's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas head is so small she has a teabag as a pillow



  601. Kim's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is small she commited suicide with a pin



  602. Kim's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas head is so small she pierced her ear and died



  603. Kim's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas is so tall she did a starjump and head butted the moon



  604. Kim's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so tall shes marbles with the planets



  605. Kim's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so fat she had a landrover jeep and made it look like sports car when she got in



  606. Kim's Momma Joke:

    Yo mams teeth are so big she has to tilt her head back to them dragging on the floor



  607. Kim's Momma Joke:

    Yo mams teeth are so big i got her done for ABH



  608. Kim's Momma Joke:

    Yo grandma is so old she farted dust



  609. Kim's Momma Joke:

    Yo grandma is so old her breast milk is like sma



  610. Kim's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so fat u av 2 roll her flour 2 find da wet spot



  611. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so ugly she through a boom a rang and it never came back



  612. poop's Momma Joke:

    oppppp



  613. Joker's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her plastic surgery!!



  614. Joker's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid that when I said Christmas was right around the corner, she went looking for it!



  615. sup's Momma Joke:

    sup gangsta



  616. Victor's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly she looked in the mirror and her reflection said” you gotta be kidding me.”



  617. Jason's Momma Joke:

    youre mamma’s so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street i asked her what she was doing, she said “moving.”



  618. Jason's Momma Joke:

    youre mamma so ugly she looked out the window and got arested for mooning.



  619. Jason's Momma Joke:

    youre mamma so fat she puts manays on advil.



  620. Jason's Momma Joke:

    youre mamma soooo stupid she she tried to put m&ms in alphebeticle order!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  621. Sarah's Momma Joke:

    Your Momma’s Like A Screen Door, A Couple Bangs And Shes Loose! :D



  622. Tbone's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so dumb she thought that dick chaney was a vibrater



  623. Tbone's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat that when she weighed herself the scale said to be continued



  624. josh's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so stupid she tried to put m&m’s in alphabetical order.



  625. anthony's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma Like a railroad track - she gets laid all over the country



  626. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat she needs to use a paint roller to put on lip stick



  627. skip the pic's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she got over the rainbow suck it



  628. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so old that jesus was at her wedding



  629. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so ugly that they changed halloween to your mammaween



  630. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so fat that she has doughnuts for rings



  631. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so old that she traveled to pluto and came back alive



  632. Whatevs's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat, she sat next to EVERYONE



  633. Whatevs's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so ugly, her middle name is “accident”



  634. lolercow's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma soo stupid, I asked her to drop Down & give me 20, But she gave me a 20$ Bill!



  635. I's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat she got hit by a bus and said “who through that rock?”



  636. I's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so stupid i rang the doorbell and she checked the microwave



  637. naylor 13 years old's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so short, she has to slam-dunk her busfare



  638. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund



  639. through the fire and the adrian's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund



  640. hommie g's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat dora cant explore !



  641. hommie g's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly when she was in the shower they filmed gorillas in the mist!



  642. hommie g's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so retarded she threw a rock at the ground and missed!



  643. hommie g's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so small and black, a guy picked her up and thought she was a m-&-m and bit her and said “they really need to turn this milk into chocalate!”



  644. tiffany's Momma Joke:

    yo moma’s so fat when she sat on wal-mart she lowerd gas prices



  645. kinky king's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat people jog around her for excercise



  646. Brianna's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she joined an ugly contest but the judge sry no professionals!!!!!!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha



  647. Jonny's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama’s so fat, I took a picture of her last christmas and it’s still printing!



  648. Brianna's Momma Joke:

    fu tiechaah fu!!!!!!!!



  649. Brianna's Momma Joke:

    funny jonny funny



  650. Brianna's Momma Joke:

    tiechaaah said something bad and i seriously want to get back at him



  651. Brianna's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat we played hide and seek she lost only cause i found behind mount everest



  652. fernando's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly she threw a boomerang and never came bak



  653. rigo's Momma Joke:

    you mom is rated “E” for evreyone



  654. Master's Momma Joke:

    Anybody manly enough to take my jokes?!?! or r u guys just scared?



  655. Julieanne's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat when she went into the oceann to swim the whales started singin we are family even though your fatter than me



  656. cornwallace's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when she jumped in the ocean all the whales started singing we r familyyy!!



  657. cornwallace's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when she saw a yellow bus pass by she said oooo twinkiiee



  658. joe's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family



  659. Your mama is so ugly they have2tie porkchops around her neck2make the the dog play with her!hahahahaha!'s Momma Joke:

    Cheri



  660. loser's Momma Joke:

    You mama’s so fat, she fell on Walmart and lowered the prices!



  661. Alonza's Momma Joke:

    Mikey got a lil dick A.K.A. psp



  662. alyssa and tanner's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so stupid you told her it was chilliy outside and she went and got a bowl



  663. alyssa and tanner's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she puts on a blue and white ty dye shirt everyone screams hurricane



  664. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat and hungry that when she saw a yellow bus with white people in it she said “STOP THAT TWINKY!”



  665. luis's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO BLACK WHEN I CHASED HER WITH A GUN IN A DARK ALLEY WHEN I SHOT THE BULLET,THE BULLET CAME BACK AND SAID”I CANT FIND THAT BITCH



  666. luis's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO UGLY THAT WHEN SCREAM SAW HER SCREAM STARTED SCREAMING



  667. Christina a.k.a lebza's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so ugly she entered a competion for ugly people then the judges said no professionals allowed



  668. luis's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO WHITE WHEN PEOPLE SAW HER WALKING SCINTEST SAID “HOW DO CLOUDS GET HEAR?”



  669. luis's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE JUMPS HER TITIES POP!



  670. luis's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO POOR AND UGLY THAT WHEN I SAW HER SHITTING IN A BOX I TOLD HER “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” SHE SAID’ POSEING’.



  671. luis's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO FAT THAT FAT ALBERT GOT JELOUS



  672. tech n9ne's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO UGLY SHE MADE BLIND CHILDREN CRY !….. LOL



  673. BRADEN K's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO BLACK WHEN SHE STEPED OUT OF THE CAR THE OIL LIGHT WENT ON!…



  674. hannah,margaret,jessi!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    your mama’s so stupid she put a peep hole in a glass door!!!!



  675. Jake's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly she could trick or treat over tha phone



  676. Jake's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she opened tha food and ate the fridge



  677. Jake's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she walked in mcdonalds and said ill have 100 of everything



  678. jahaan kidam's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so srupid she stuck the phone up her but,she thought she was makin a booty call.



  679. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama’s so hairy, that when she went on a plane they said, ” Sorry, no pets allowed!”



  680. James's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so stupid that when she went to Disneyland, the sign said “Disneyland Left”, so she turned around and went home.



  681. James's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama’s so old that her birthstone is lava.



  682. abdul chamma's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat , when she jumped in the air , she got stuckk:P



  683. nairoby's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck lol



  684. nairoby's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she has a baby shower every day



  685. greyson's Momma Joke:

    your momma like a vacuum she sucks and blows and gets laid in closets.



  686. greyson's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is like a board at home depot, migrant workers always screw her in.



  687. ass's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that if you well in her belly button it echos



  688. Your Mum Stinks's Momma Joke:

    She Stink Real Bad , Tell Her to Get A Bath.



  689. gibbo's Momma Joke:

    HI



  690. gibbo's Momma Joke:

     



  691. lol's Momma Joke:

    fsvfdbvfd



  692. butt's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat wen she played hocki pockie she put her body in and took everybody out



  693. butt's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she has more rolls than a chinese bakery



  694. south queensferry,SCO's Momma Joke:

    YO MUMS SO DUMB SHE BOILED WTER THEN PUT IT IN THE KETTLE



  695. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so stupid she told YOU a “yo momma’s so stupid” joke



  696. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so old she was known as the “wise elder” back in PREHISTORY!



  697. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat she uses the Mesa as a dinner table



  698. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    denzel 14

    yo mama so ugly she made satan say oh my god!!!!



  699. hitch's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor i saw kick’in a can so i said what are ya do’in she said moven.



  700. yomamamaster's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she screamed in a mail-box trying to send voice-mail



  701. yomamamaster's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when i swerved not to hit her i ran out of gas



  702. jack's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hairy the only language she speaks is wackee



  703. jack's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she farts albert newton accuses her of global warming



  704. Shirley's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat, she went to the sun and sung ‘we are family’



  705. jack's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat they should send her to iraq to stop the war



  706. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so dumb she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side



  707. dude's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she got her foot stuck in the grand canyon



  708. dude's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat the queen can’t pay for her liposuction



  709. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is like a brick.

    She’s flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans



  710. dude's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat when she sbd’s she shakes the world



  711. ed killer's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so fat she got on top of a scale and it said her phone numper



  712. dude's Momma Joke:

    your mommas like a bowling ball

    she gets picked up,fingered and then left in the gutter



  713. ed killer's Momma Joke:

    yo mama



  714. dude's Momma Joke:

    your mums so fat her belt size is “lose some weight biznatch”



  715. dude's Momma Joke:

    ur mama’s so fat she use’s the sea as her bath and the titantic as her bath toy



  716. dude's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so ugly when she was born her mother named her “shit happens”



  717. dude's Momma Joke:

    ur momma’s so fat when she goes around the world she literally goes around the world



  718. dude's Momma Joke:

    ur mama’s so fat when she jumped into the ocean they declared a new island



  719. dude's Momma Joke:

    ur mamas so fat when she walked past my window i lost 1000 years of sun light



  720. dude's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat she hasn’t seen her feet since she was 5 yrs old



  721. dude's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s so fat and stupid when she gave birth to you she said “man that fart hurt”



  722. dude's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas like a light switch,she gets turned on by everyone



  723. dude's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s like a mechanical bull,if you pay 10 cents you can have a ride



  724. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is like a racing car…chick burned four rubbers in one night.



  725. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized



  726. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.



  727. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts



  728. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so skinny and hairy she looks like a themometre with a mustache



  729. MAMMY's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so skinny and hairy she looks like a themometre with a mustache



  730. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince



  731. MAMMY's Momma Joke:

    HELLO IM MAMMY



  732. dude's Momma Joke:

    hi mammy



  733. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old shes blind from the big bang



  734. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don’t do Blue Whales.



  735. dude's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat she’s got more rolls than the town bakery



  736. dude's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat when she ran down wall street the stock market crashed



  737. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse



  738. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds



  739. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is twice the man you are



  740. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound.



  741. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.



  742. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s so poor,The building society repossessed her cardboard box



  743. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat, when a cop saw her he told her “Hey you two break it up!”.



  744. dude's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so tall she did a cartwheel and hit god in the….nose :)



  745. dude's Momma Joke:

    What’s black and blue and lying in a ditch?

    Yo momma after god punched her for being a bitch and she fell into the grand canyon



  746. JinkyJoke's Momma Joke:

    your mother is so easy even a caveman could do her



  747. dude's Momma Joke:

    Why did Yo Momma wear condoms on her ears?

    So she wouldn’t get Hearing Aides



  748. dude's Momma Joke:

    Q: How do you confuse Yo Momma?
    A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

    Q: Why does it work?
    A: “Does 3 come before E or does it go between M and W?”



  749. dude's Momma Joke:

    Q: What is the connection between Yo Momma and a halogen headlamp?
    A: They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort



  750. dude's Momma Joke:

    Q: What did Yo Momma say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
    A: “Oh look! Donut seeds!”



  751. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s like a cornflake

    she’s simple,easy and she tastes good.



  752. dude's Momma Joke:

    what do you do if Yo Momma throws a grenade at you?

    Pull the pin and throw it back



  753. dude's Momma Joke:

    How can you tell if Yo Momma has been using your computer?

    The joystick is wet



  754. dude's Momma Joke:

    what do a mo-ped and yo friends momma have in common?

    their both fun to ride until your friend see’s you on it



  755. ehhh's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she saw a bus she said stop the twinkie!



  756. dude's Momma Joke:

    What’s the difference between Yo Momma and an inflatable doll?

    About 2 cans of hairspray