1450 Yo Momma Jokes in “Yo Momma’s Favorite Month: October 2008”



  1. Andy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff



  2. kelly & michaela's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma’s so dumb she tripped over the cordless fone!



  3. your mom's Momma Joke:

    your mom



  4. esvin's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so dummb she tried 2 dorwnd a fish



  5. Who Cares's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mommas so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade



  6. queshia's Momma Joke:

    your moms teeth are so yellow she spits butter



  7. bethany's Momma Joke:

    your ass is so big i wanna tap that



  8. destinay's Momma Joke:

    you are stupid



  9. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your moma so hairy when u was born u got carpetburns



  10. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat on holiday to japan the sed arrh its godzila



  11. Ilana 12 yrs old's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so fat she used a highway for slip ‘n slide hahaha!!!!



  12. Yo mama killer's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so stupid she got held up at gun point and said i am rubber you are glue what ever you do bounces off of me and sticks to you



  13. Yo mama killer's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat she jumped off the high dive and there was a meteor shower was reported



  14. Yo mama killer's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat bill gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction



  15. Yo mama killer's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death



  16. Yo mama killer's Momma Joke:

    on Wednesdays my therapist calls me special



  17. tell you mum her muneys in da fridge's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so ugly they made it leagal to throw bricks at her



  18. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out



  19. barney hit michael jackson's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she went to the nascar race-track people were wondering why the good-year blimp hadn’t taken off.



  20. barney hit michael jackson's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is like a nacsar driver she burns fifty rubbers a day



  21. barney hit michael jackson's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas like the city bus you can get a ride fo fifty sences



  22. jj and asian's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so easy a caveman can do her



  23. barney hit michael jackson's Momma Joke:

    you mamas so easy she is like the town bike everyone has had a ride



  24. yo mama killer's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so ugly the mirror breaks before she gets there



  25. yo mama killer's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat that some aliens calmed her as there new solar system



  26. yo mama killer's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so stupid that if i had a dollar for every IQ point your mom had i’d be 2 thousand dollars in debt



  27. Keff's Momma Joke:

    your so fat when youin a white dress everybody goes Look the moon



  28. yo mama killer's Momma Joke:

    do you like my jokes please answer what is your favorite by the way yo mama’s so hairy that the neighbors called hon solo to pick up chubaka



  29. yo mama killer's Momma Joke:

    dont let any aliens see your mom they’ll harvest her planetary energy



  30. yo mama killer's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so gassy she farted and started the apocalypse



  31. yo mama killer's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so stinky she’s like the sandman from spiderman 3 but with manure



  32. yo mama killer's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so stupid she wished she had a wish



  33. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat….(leaves room)



  34. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat her brests are 2 planets



  35. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s like a Big Mac.. Full of fat and only worth a buck!



  36. Bryce miler's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she jumped up in the air, people started to say night time already.



  37. Bryce miler's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a vacume sucks in blows out and gets banged up in a closet.



  38. yo mom's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly ………. she ugly ohhhhhhhhhhhh



  39. annonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.



  40. yo mom's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so poor that one day i saw her walking down the street with one shoe and i asked her if she lost a shoe and she said”nope, just found one”



  41. Slo-Mo?'s Momma Joke:

    Ur momma is sooooo stupid she tried to drown a fish! LOL!



  42. Slo-Mo?'s Momma Joke:

    Ur momma’s teeth are soooo yellow that when she walked into the church smiling, the priest said ” LET THERE BE LIGHT!” LOL!



  43. Slo-Mo?'s Momma Joke:

    Ur Momma is sooo short that she can commit suicide on the side walk!!!! Lol! ???



  44. Slo-Mo's Momma Joke:

    Sorry I’m talking about ur momma…. i don’t even know the MAN!!!!! LOL!
    <3



  45. Slo-Mo's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma is soooo poor that i when i saw her pushing a penny around, i asked what she was doing and she said ” DRIVING MY LINCOLN!” LOL!!!!
    <3
    <3
    <3



  46. yo mama killer's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s soooo old she had a christmas picture with jesus



  47. Elizabeth's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles



  48. bohoman's Momma Joke:

    your mammas so dumb she got locked in a super market and starved lol ……..



  49. bohoman's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas soooo fat she fell over in fist street and landed in 12th street lol …….



  50. bohoman's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so fat she dosnt skiny dip she chunky dunks….lol



  51. bohoman's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so dumb she steels free sampuls



  52. quinten's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat when she steped on the scale she said oh thats my phone number



  53. quinten's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat she doesnt even know when pregent



  54. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat that when she wore her grey coat everyone said look an elelphant!



  55. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so skinny when she put her white coat on evwryone said look a piece of paper!



  56. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat she needs two wathces for each time zone!



  57. Fatass's Momma Joke:

    YO mama is so poor that when she walks on the street, HOBOS LAUGH AT HER!



  58. Retared Fatass's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama’s teeth are soo yellow, that people say “i cant belive its not butter”



  59. smiley:)'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so black nd her teeth so yellow she look like a pittsburg steelers helmet



  60. Bethanyyy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid when ya’ll went to Disney World it said: “Disney world LEFT” she turned around and went home



  61. Bethanyyy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black that when she went to night school they counted her absent.



  62. shain mccreadie's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid she tried to cut herself with a razor phone yo mommas so stupid she sat on the tv to watch her couch



  63. herman's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so old her irth certificate says expired



  64. mg's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so cross eyed when she cry the tears roll down her back



  65. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    CFogg says: yo mama so scary they renamed halloween after her



  66. CFogg's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she sits on the couch and it says” I Goin Down”



  67. K-Ing's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ghetto, she breast feeds COKE!!!



  68. K-Ing's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so stupid she got locked up in a furniture store and she slept on the floor



  69. K-Ing's Momma Joke:

    Yo mooma’s tv is so cross eyed, when yo momma plays it starts with the final round



  70. yo mama stupid's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid that when she got a bowl of puddin’ she went slide and dip slide and dip!



  71. manuelssolis jr's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that wen she went to the beach they said tsunami



  72. kristen's Momma Joke:

    your mom is soo old i mistaykuned her for my g-mom!!!



  73. Mexican PImp's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat and old that when GOD said “Let there be light!” He told yo momma to move her fat ass out of the way.



  74. melin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old wen she breast feeds its powder milk



  75. tony's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so ugly when she looks out the window she gets arrested for mooning



  76. waymizzle nigg's Momma Joke:

    your momma so stupid she thought jar jar came with pickels pickels



  77. Nick's Momma Joke:

    wats my name? well dats wat ur momma was screaming last night!



  78. yeah boy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly, when she looks out the window she gets arrested for mooning



  79. Mizz bossi's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.



  80. Mizz bossi's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so dumb I put a ScratchNSniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned



  81. fly's Momma Joke:

    you mama so dumb she locked her self in a bathroom n peed her self



  82. bob's Momma Joke:

    your bald headed granny she 99 she brroke the bead with frankinstine.



  83. bob jr.'s Momma Joke:

    your momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.



  84. bob jr.'s Momma Joke:

    your bald headed granny she 82 she broke the baed with pecachue.



  85. bob jr.'s Momma Joke:

    your bald headed grandpa he 84 he broke the bead with a big fat hore.



  86. TAAMILO's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO HAIRY SHE HAS MINI AFROS ON HER NIPPLES..



  87. you's Momma Joke:

    your mom is stupid dorky and hairy



  88. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugky that wen she looked at me the ambulance already knew to cum pick meh up cuz she was sooooo ugly lolz
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  89. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat people run around her 4 exrcide



  90. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so uslgy she give freddy coger night mires



  91. lonejunior's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid she brouht a knife to a shoot out



  92. That Guy's Momma Joke:

    Your moms pussy is like a home depot, all the mexicans hang out there



  93. Spencer's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat, i told her to do a pushup and she got one from the ice-cream truck!



  94. GGRrAaCcEe!'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s glasses so thick when she looks on a map she can see all the little ppl waving



  95. Buddy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so poor, She go to KFC to lick other people fingers



  96. King harkinian's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she was in the army and took the first step on enemy soil the war was over



  97. King harkinian's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat and old she played with the pyramids as a toy



  98. johnny A.K.A MJ's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she was playin golf with the gods



  99. johnny A.K.A MJ's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she said bloody mary 3 times and thought it was rosey o’donald



  100. johnny A.K.A MJ's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so white the K.K.K didint even ecxept her



  101. johnny A.K.A MJ's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so white the K.K.K didint even ecxept her



  102. johnny A.K.A MJ's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she couldint even afford a hit on herself



  103. johnny A.K.A MJ's Momma Joke:

    yo mammy so fat the po po thought she was goin to slow on tthe highway turns out she wasint even drivin



  104. johnny A.K.A MJ's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she thought michael jackson was gay lol she that stupid



  105. Hlengiwe's Momma Joke:

    Yr mama is so stupid,she tripped over a cordless phone.



  106. SHORTY's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO DUMB I SAW HER PUSHING A PENNY I SAID “WHAT ARE U DOIN SHE SAID ”DRIVING MY LINCOLN”



  107. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mammas so fat she got her own area code



  108. Momma Yo's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so greasy you have a heart attack if you screw her.



  109. Momma Yo's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so ugly she works as a scarecrow at the farm down the street



  110. DaGr's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car



  111. BRAAAP's Momma Joke:

    Your mammas so ugly shes only been married once!



  112. BRAAAP's Momma Joke:

    your mams so poor her boobs are real



  113. Andre's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old they airred out her titties and said just add water!



  114. Ashley's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat when she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out haha



  115. Dogpoo's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so stupid she laughed when I told a “Yo mama” joke.



  116. Dogpoo's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and solved the world hunger crisis.



  117. Dogpoo's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she got a z- on her report card.



  118. Dogpoo's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama such bitch that when she smiled her face cracked.



  119. Dogpoo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that she get jealus of michael moore.



  120. butta bun's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat she eats of a satalitte dish



  121. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so nasty they made them eat her on fear factor



  122. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so short she made an atom look huge



  123. Master's Momma Joke:

    Roses are red, Yo mama’s a witch, give her a quarter and she’ll be your bitch



  124. jarrett's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy it look like she got Lil’ Wayne in a head lock



  125. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so nasty a skunk smelled ass and passed out



  126. jarrett's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she walk outside with heels on she strikes oil with every step



  127. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’ so nasty she a pile of poo



  128. jarrett's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat her senior picture was aireal view



  129. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so dumb wen she saw a dick she said im going to name my son dick



  130. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so hairy when she wanted to see her wait she saw her phone number



  131. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s f***ing gay



  132. seth's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is like a vacume she sucks, blows, and gets laid in the closet



  133. jeremy's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is like a squirel she always has nuts in her mouth



  134. keith's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid so tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order



  135. 12meetme's Momma Joke:

    No one exactly knows when yo momma was born, because when she came out and looked at the clock, it broke.



  136. Mama Ownya's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so fat, she sat in the bathtub and the water began to rise.



  137. sexypimp's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she stepped on a scale and it said error



  138. sexypimp's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly when she was born they arrested her mom for litering



  139. beastin's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she took a shower the water never touched the bottom



  140. 87686's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly when she cry tears go in the back of her head



  141. jack's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly when she cry tears go in the back of her head



  142. jen jen's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid that when she was being robbed at gunpoint, they gave her 2 options 1 give up her phone or 2 suck dick. i called her today and she picked up. Your mama sucks dick.



  143. jen jen's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that she has her own orbit. so you better watch out she might eat you



  144. jen jen's Momma Joke:

    even though this is old, i am saying it, or writing it, whatever you get what i mean. yo mama so fat that when she jumped in the ocean everyone screamed out FREE WILLY!



  145. jen jen's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so poor that when i saw her pushing a can i asked her whatcha doin and she said movin



  146. jen jen's Momma Joke:

    hey did anyone go to an homecoming on october 4?



  147. jen jen's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid that she was in burlington coat factory and froze her fat ass off



  148. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so weird she acts like YOU!!!!!



  149. seth's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she tried to put the m&m’s in ABC order



  150. bitch please.'s Momma Joke:

    your momma is so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookie.



  151. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ewrnbh jdbfehjsdnxcjkh dsbazxhjknvdfhxcjwe



  152. gtrtytryttrtytt's Momma Joke:

    ttrututyuyukk



  153. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    jutyutr



  154. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund



  155. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama’s so fat she wore high heels and struck oil.



  156. yo mamaaa!'s Momma Joke:

    your mama’s so fat i tried driving round her but i run out of gas, haha



  157. Pussyhunter's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so stupid, she drowned the wave at the super bowl.



  158. shanai's Momma Joke:

    ur mom so fat wen she walk her ass claps



  159. brandon hernandez's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor she put a pack of gum o layaway!



  160. brandon hernandez's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like a buble gum mechine 25cents for a blow



  161. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she went to applebees and the apple said get it together baby



  162. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat god said “let there be light,hay you move out the way”!



  163. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old when i told her to act her age she dropped dead



  164. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat i took a picture of her last Christmas and it still printing!



  165. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so cheap when we played pool i payed 25cents to “rack my balls”



  166. Emmmmmmmmmmmma's Momma Joke:

    naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa



  167. cody givens's Momma Joke:

    yo mooma is so stupid she put you in rehab cause you was hooked on phonics



  168. cody givens's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dumb she thought a jolly rancher was a gay cowboy



  169. vanessa's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat that your allergic to her



  170. vanessa's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so stupid when she slipped on a scale she said thats my number



  171. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so stupid she made geico look hard



  172. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so tall when she did a cartwheel she hit god in the mouth



  173. slash's Momma Joke:

    ur mamma glasses are so thick when she looked in a map she saw people waving



  174. cexi monsta's Momma Joke:

    ur mama so stupid she prank called 911



  175. 1-800-kiss my ass's Momma Joke:

    ur mamma’s ass is so white that they fired the moon



  176. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    ur mamma is so ugly that when she threw a boomarang it never came back



  177. dragracer's Momma Joke:

    your mama so small she tried to commit suicide off an atom



  178. vanessa's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s teeth are so bright that the sun got jelous



  179. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy when she went to the bathroom king kong jumped out of her butt and said woo god bless america!



  180. hardcore action's Momma Joke:

    ur mamma teeth r so ugly that when she smiled the great wall of china cracked



  181. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she stepped on a scale and it said her phonenumber



  182. who what when where why n how's Momma Joke:

    ur mama so stupid she tried to rob the projects



  183. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she makes a donkeys ass look good



  184. nolan's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat shes tha reason thres kidz starving in africa

    you so fat that wen u sex ur wife theres 2 sets of tits 1 fur u and 1 fur ur wife



  185. hshs's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is so fat she dosent need internet she is alredy worldwide



  186. kteimporta's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so stupid when she was in highschool they told her to do an essay so she went to mexico and did a mexican guy yelling essay, essay, essay!



  187. Phil's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so breath smells so bad that people look forwards to her farts



  188. evanescence's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat that she so fat.hahahahahahahahaha!!!that was funy in it.



  189. Ben's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat, last time I rooted her, i burnt my ass on the lightbulb! lolz



  190. megels's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washingtons nose.



  191. momo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she put a dime in a parking meater and and said wheres my gum ball



  192. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so black when she stepped out the car the oil light came on!!!hahahaha



  193. tyler's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she did the lean wit it rock wit it she past out



  194. tyler's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor she has a cupon 4 the 99 cent store



  195. tyler's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck



  196. ehs's Momma Joke:

    yo mama soooo fat she fopund out she had creme filling on her elbows and broke her arm jus top lick it



  197. Hunter thuro's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas like a hockey team changes pads every three periods



  198. goreous gurl's Momma Joke:

    your mama so short when she jumps off the curb you hear ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!



  199. sasha's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so old she is best friend with jesus



  200. sasha's Momma Joke:

    you mama is so short she jumped of a hill and did not die 4 4 days



  201. love and hope's Momma Joke:

    you mama is so poor that when i see her walking down the st kikking a can i said what are you doing she said moveing



  202. love and hope's Momma Joke:

    your mama so poor she cant pay attions



  203. 1goon4's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so dumb she tried to drown a goldfish



  204. beastiebabe's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so dumb she tried to wake a sleeping bag



  205. beastiebabe's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she saw a yellow bus wiit white perple and yelled”hold that twinkie”



  206. beastiebabe's Momma Joke:

    (your worst enemy) face is so ugly she entered a ugly contest and they said sorry no perfessionals



  207. lick my fat hairy balls's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so weird when she fractured her skull in three places she said here here and here and she pointed to her boobs



  208. K&M's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is sssssooooo stupid she bought a glass door wit a peep hole!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  209. justin's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that she has to use an ocean for a swimming pool



  210. david's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she is a 36 double D and thats just her chin size



  211. zak's Momma Joke:

    im stupid and i lick dick



  212. devious's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly that she has a stroke ever morning she looks herself in the mirror



  213. devious's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid she got fired from a volunteer job



  214. devious's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat, when ever she turns arounds she causes an apocalypse



  215. devious's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so short she has athletes foot on her nipples



  216. devious's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat she looks like sausage and bacon in the microwave when she sweats



  217. devious's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly she had a pet rock that ran away from her



  218. devious's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid she lost ever event in the handicap olympics



  219. devious's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so short she has to climb a ladder to suck a dick …she carries a ladder every where she goes



  220. SStasia422's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so gat wen she wanted 2 sit around da house she actually had 2 sit around da house



  221. lick my fat hairy balls's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so hairy and big her date is king kong



  222. Young Tov's Momma Joke:

    yo mama aint got no knees so all she can wear is straight legs.



  223. some_ownage_guy's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so poor, when i stepped on her skateboard, she said “GET OFF THE FAMILY CAR!”



  224. rhonhals's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb when she got locked in a grocery store she died of starvation.



  225. rhonhals's Momma Joke:

    HAMID off the rhonhals rule the world!!!



  226. rhonhals's Momma Joke:

    ur fat 5 boobs with 3 nipples



  227. rhonhals's Momma Joke:

    my hiney hurts



  228. rhonhals's Momma Joke:

    the giraffe said theres a baby in your butt



  229. rhonhals's Momma Joke:

    yo mama said im not yo mama just yo daddy not yo grandmama or yo grandpapa just yo daddy not yo cuzin or yo sister just yo daddy not yo aunt or yo uncle just yo daddy not yo brother or yo teacher just yo daddy not yo great grandmama or yo great grandpapa just yo daddy not yo bottle of cocacola or yo chicken in a haystack just yo daddy not yo vampire or yo closet just yo daddy not yo baywatch babe or thats so raven just yo daddy not yo hersheys bar or yo mascara just yo daddy not yo girlfriend or yo boyfriend just yo daddy not yo recycleable materials or yo pencil sharpener just yo daddy not yo garbage man or yo mail man just yo daddy not yo hubba bubble gum or yo caprisun juice box just yo daddy not yo jonas brother or yo miley cyrus just yo daddy not yo favorite tv show or the watch on yo wrist just yo daddy not yo hiccups or yo fart in yo momas face just yo daddy not yo butt or yo cheeks just yo daddy not yo bed or yo favirote mini skirt just yo daddy. EAT YO NIPPLES OUT HUGH HEFNER.



  230. No One's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so stupid she got ran over by a parked car



  231. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so skinny she made a piece of paper jealous



  232. crazy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma glasses so thick when she looks on a map she can see people wavin



  233. Cody's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat that she put on a yellow rain jacket and people Said “TAXI!!!”



  234. YO Mama's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she jumped in air and got stuck



  235. YO Mama's Momma Joke:

    Hey No One its yo Mama is so fat she got hit by a parked car



  236. RYan's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning



  237. Ryan's Momma Joke:

    So mama is so stupid it took 3 hours to make minute rice!



  238. Ryan's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 min!!!



  239. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your moma is so short u cuold seee here feet in here licences



  240. hicks's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas is lyk a bowling ball, she gets slammed into the gutter



  241. hicks's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat peter griffin wont sleep with her



  242. hicks's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy she got afro’s growing out of her nipples



  243. ooooo dick my balls's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she makes garfield look skinny



  244. ooooo dick my balls's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so small an atom to her is 65 ft long and 34 ft wide



  245. yo mum on wheels's Momma Joke:

    yeah yo momma killer youve got cool and funny jokes keep em going



  246. yo mum on wheels's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE SKIPS AND THEY SING ENGLAND IRLAND SCOTLAND WHALES INSIDE OUSESIDE ON THE RALES SHE REALLY GOES THEIR



  247. jake's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side



  248. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor when i went to open her front yard door i was all ready in the backyard



  249. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so gay that when michael jakson saw her he said ouhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!



  250. Andy Kidd's Momma Joke:

    ur mamma fo fat, she has smaller fat people orbiting around her



  251. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stinky shat she caused global warming



  252. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when she went to space the blackhole couldnt swallow her.



  253. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that they confused her as fat albert. When fat albert saw her he said heyheyhey who copeid me today



  254. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when octomesprime [transformer}said lets roll! she started rolling.



  255. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when she did a cannonball in the ocean she made a hurricane.



  256. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hairry that chubaca got jeolus



  257. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hugry that when i knoked at her door she opened her refrederator.



  258. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stinky that the planet population was 1



  259. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so green that they confused her with sh**.



  260. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so scary that michael myres got scared



  261. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma ass is so big that when she went to the bathroom she couldmt fit her ass in th toliet



  262. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma ass is so little that when she went to the bathroom her ass got flushed in the toliet and said “RANGING WATERS!”



  263. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so fat her legs look like spoiled milk. White and chunky.



  264. jp543's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat i stuck two quarters in her bellybutton and a candy bar fell out of her ass!



  265. jp543's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so poor i saw her walking with one shoe and i asked her if she lost one and she said no “I found one”!



  266. BIG BOI's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO UGLY YOU HAD TO GLUE A STEAK TO HER FOREHEAD FOR THE DOG JUST TO LOOK AT HER



  267. pookie28's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she was in the barbershop she cut this man hair with her tiddys and the man said I DONT WANT A FADE!!!!!!!



  268. robert28's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she spinned around and her husband said why is the dryer running



  269. robert28's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she had to put a dream on layway for christmas



  270. pookie28's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor that her son was popping popcorn and she said who shooting probably those niiggers



  271. pookie28's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old that she made shadrag/meshaq and the billy goat get out the furnace



  272. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so hiary the only language she knows is wookie



  273. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so fat that she made iron man weight like a feather



  274. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so fat she made a cruise ship sink



  275. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas hair so short,she roll it with rice



  276. DumbHyphy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so got damn ugly she looked at me then i passed out



  277. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so hairy that she’s the daughter of bigfoot and chewbaca



  278. liamabrennan@hotmail.com's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she walked into a circular room and sat in the corner



  279. Mamma T.'s Momma Joke:

    you mamma is so nasty she uses condoms 4 times a day!



  280. balaidfugu's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she went to dr dre for a papsmiere



  281. christian's Momma Joke:

    ur mothers so fat when she went to a hotel and asked for a waterbed they put a blanket over the ocean

    ur mothers so fat when she wore a red dress all the kids yelled heyy koolaid

    ur mothers so fat when she stepped on the scale to weigh herself it said to be continued



  282. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so scary that when i took her to a haunted house she came out with a job application



  283. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so retarded that she got ran over by a parking car



  284. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so retarted that she got lost in the bathroom.



  285. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid that when she heard the word”soccer!”she socked a her



  286. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor that when i went to her house i said “whats for dinner” she said “YOUR NEXT!”



  287. luis's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WAS ON TOP OF A BUILDING AND FELL THE PEOPLE SAID “METEOR!”



  288. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor that when i went to her house i said “i want milk”she said ‘PICK A NIPPLE!”



  289. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so gay that they confused her as michael jakson.



  290. bob's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so stupid she tried to put M&Ms in abc order



  291. tammy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!



  292. asss's Momma Joke:

    yo mama s so fat she dosent hav belly button lint she has sweaters



  293. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she sliped in the grand cannon and got stuck



  294. Brett Smith's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a hockey game she chanhes her pads every 3 periods



  295. Brett Smith's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she goes into a life it always goes down



  296. Brett Smith's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she steped onto the scales it said to be continued



  297. Brett Smith's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a hockey game she changes her pads every 3 periods



  298. matrix's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she bugee jumps she goes straight to hell



  299. Joshua's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry



  300. Joshua's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money



  301. Joshua's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when it rain she slip-n slide on I-95



  302. Joshua's Momma Joke:

    Do you know some body name dawhite. The white around yo lip



  303. Joshua's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor she can’t put anything on layer way



  304. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    lizzie says yo mama so skinny she a anorexic hoe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  305. u dont no my name's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so dumb she seen a school bus with a bunch of white people and thought it was a twinky



  306. u dont no my name's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid her kids ask her whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs



  307. u dont no my name's Momma Joke:

    haha funny



  308. omar bitch's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat she got baptised in sea world



  309. omar bitch's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she has a kick start vibrator



  310. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    c



  311. Yabriana's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama is so fat she is at the beach with free willy and did not even notice free willy



  312. lil'mama's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so fat, Dora couldn’t explore her.



  313. lil'mama's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so hot, da sun had to poor some water on her just to cool her down.



  314. real estate's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so ugly, she made Micheal Jackson look straight.



  315. judith adjei's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is so fat when she died god couldn carry her soul



  316. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so short that an ant ran her over



  317. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    estate agent ur an idiot u cant curse in a joke



  318. estate agent's Momma Joke:

    o i cant?



  319. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    i think but just dont curse



  320. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    srry bout that people my cousin being an idiot lolz



  321. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so old that she was at adam and ev’s wedding



  322. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so old that yoda is her cousin



  323. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so stupid that she took a globe of the world to the world series



  324. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so stupid she took 5 earings to the olympics



  325. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so ugly that she made the chicken cross the road



  326. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so stupid she thought 2+2 = fish cuz fish has 4 letters



  327. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    +`063“3



  328. home depot's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is such a slut that its like home depot 2 cents a screw



  329. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so tall when she tripped she landed in the orion nebula



  330. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so nasty fear factor couldnt accept her



  331. touch my body's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck



  332. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so fat the biggest loser show was like DAMN



  333. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so stupid she is the anti albert einstein



  334. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so ugly when she turned around everyone was petrified



  335. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma teeth r so yellow whe closed her mouth her body glowed



  336. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so stupid she got locked in an electronic store and died of boredom



  337. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so old that she even saw her husband’s mother give birth to him



  338. pookie28's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she was going to jugment time with the lord and the devil and god said man you going to hell and the man said to yo momma i dont want to go in the crack of her ass



  339. pookie28's Momma Joke:

    dis dude nameed khris



  340. pookie28's Momma Joke:

    he said we on his jok



  341. robert28's Momma Joke:

    dis boy named pookie28 tried to rape me and i called the police and said a bitch from hell trying to rape me



  342. HAMID's Momma Joke:

    HAMIDS RULE THE WORLD AND THE RONHALAS WILL FALL TO DEATH



  343. robert28's Momma Joke:

    m,,,dis dude named robert dosent wipe
    .
    ‘/” \



  344. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she hula hoops the super bowl



  345. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so ugly they filmed gorillas in the mist in her shower



  346. pookie28's Momma Joke:

    i am robert all that stuff was no true just playing



  347. Didier's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so stupid that when she passed a yield sign, she asked what does ield mean. i said go slower, so she said, “W-h-a-t d-o-e-s y-i-e-l-d m-e-a-n?”



  348. Mimi&Bebe's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama drives a peanut



  349. jordan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she tried to put m’n'ms in alphabetical order



  350. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a bathroom scale



  351. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she wasted her time trying to jacked free sample food



  352. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat where ever she goes orbit happens



  353. probally someone u dont know's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat the last time sh fell in love is when the weigh scale passed 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999999999999999999999999999999929999999999999999999999999999
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    and landed on 50 pounds



  354. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so old she breast feed’s powder



  355. xxx's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she had moses in her yearbook.



  356. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid that she’s stupider than the stupiest person on Earth which is yo mama MESH!!



  357. juan's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so ugly i cant say more



  358. yo mommas momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she s afraid of mirrors



  359. yo mommas momma's Momma Joke:

    i screwed yo momma so hard the dinosaurs could feel it



  360. chazz's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly wen she got in the bath tub the water jumped out and said u first



  361. jaker's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so short she had to step on a chair to reach puberty



  362. spiderman's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old & black when god created the world he said oops burnt one



  363. spiderman's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she makes homer simpson look like a nobel prize winner



  364. spiderman's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ghetto when she breast feeds coolaid comes out



  365. spiderman's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she got more chins than a chinese phonebook



  366. spiderman's Momma Joke:

    your momma had her friend over and she said lettuce means in and tomato means out lettuce tomato letuce tomato lettuce tomato and she said stop your getting mayonaise on me



  367. Ha's Momma Joke:

    Your mama soe ugly she jumped in a fernous to get hottt!!!!!!



  368. Gangsta Yo momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so fat…….
    That’s all to be said



  369. Gangsta Yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat shes on both sides of the family



  370. Jonathan Alexander's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old, she got adam and eves autograph



  371. Jonathan Alexander's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old, she is in jesus year book



  372. Jonathan Alexander's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat, her butt has it’s own congress man



  373. Brett Smith's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dum she looked over a glass wall to c what was on the other side



  374. Brett Smith's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she was seen on a radar



  375. Brett Smith's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when people get on top of her there ears pop



  376. Brett Smith's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she wears here yellow rain coat poeple shout taxi



  377. M.K Kira's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so hairy she got afros on her nipples



  378. M.K Kira's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so skinny, her nipples touch



  379. M.K Kira's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor a dj for the ice-cream truck



  380. M.K Kira's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb. somebody said it was chilly outside she ran outside wit a bowl and a spoon



  381. M.K Kira's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she on both sides of the family



  382. M.K Kira's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly her mom had 2 put a pork chop around her neck just so the dog could play with her



  383. M.K Kira's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so bald, her braids look like stiches



  384. M.K Kira's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb when she went to the movies the man said is was 17 over rated so went to
    go get 16 of her friends



  385. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she goes swimming the US Navy picks her up on radar.



  386. a-hole's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly you ugly



  387. ya boi jesus's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat last time she saw 90210 was on da weight scale haha



  388. ya boi jesus's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like a doorknob every body gets a turn



  389. ya boi jesus's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she make freddy krueger look like a super model



  390. ya boi jesus's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she went to freddy krueger house n he said bitch i didnt order no mirror



  391. ya boi jesus's Momma Joke:

    yo momma soooo fat she jumped in da air n got stuck



  392. ya boi jesus's Momma Joke:

    yo momma look like ran over skittle
    yo momma look like beat up bolgna
    yo momma smell like wet cat pussy



  393. Sachaaa Anddd Chazziieee xo's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MUM IS SO DUMB I PUT 1p UNDER HER PILLOW AND SHE GAVE ME CHANGE!!!!!

    Haha XD

    LAUGHHHHH…

    LAUGHH..!!!

    LAUGH GOD DAMN YOU!!! :)



  394. shaquiefalard's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so old she make Mccain look young



  395. shaquiefalard's Momma Joke:

    yo DADDY is so stupid, he took a clown outfit during the vietnam war so they wouldnt think he’s a soldier



  396. your mother's Momma Joke:

    your mother is so pretty, shes pretty



  397. shaquiefalard's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is harry she got afro tities



  398. shaquiefalard's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is a loner is cuz she ate her animal friends



  399. p-didy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so damn ugly her reflection puked



  400. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so stupid she thought a quarter back was a refound



  401. fischboy's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl =}



  402. fischboy's Momma Joke:

    your mothers like a vacume cleaner she sucks, she blows and gets laid in the closet



  403. jenny's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s so fat that when I walked around her I got lost!! he he



  404. baby t's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so greasy that companies come to her 4 oil…..lol



  405. smallkid's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat, when she ordered a waterbed they just laid a blanket on the pacifc ocean



  406. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly she meet freddy krueger and freddy krueger had a night mare!!!!!



  407. zachary's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat she jumped into the ocean and the whales started singing we are family



  408. zachary's Momma Joke:

    yo priest is so fat when he bungee jumps he goes to hell



  409. zachary's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly her shadow gave up. yo mama is so ugly hotel managers use her picture to keep awaythe rats



  410. Chis Thomas The 1 And Only's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, scientists have declared her ass to be the 10th planet.

    Your mamma is so fat when we were having sex I rolled over 9 times and I was still on the BITCH!!!!!

    Yo momma is like a bowling ball, gets picked up fingered, thrown in the gutter and bitch comes back for more.

    Your mom is like a race car driver, she burns 50 rubbers a day.
    Yo momma is so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon.

    Yo momma’s got a party in her mouth tonight, and everybody’s cumming



  411. yomama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she hoped on the scales it said “to be continued”



  412. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she has to have her picture taken by satalite



  413. steven roper, sam shaw's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she went to a football match she had to buy two tickets



  414. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.



  415. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!



  416. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.



  417. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!



  418. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when u shake her hand she has to give u directions



  419. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat I’ve known her all my life … and I still haven’t seen ALL of her!



  420. kyle redfin's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she uses pillow cases as socks



  421. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, “Caution! Wide Turn.”



  422. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so fat she takes up a jumbo jet to herself



  423. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    kkyle get some good jokes



  424. kyle redfin's Momma Joke:

    steven yo momma so stupid she tryed to drown a fish



  425. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    kyle Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans.



  426. kyle redfin's Momma Joke:

    steve yo momma so poor she ran after a garbage truck with a shopping list



  427. kyle redfin's Momma Joke:

    steven yo momma so poor she did a drive by on a bus



  428. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupied she sold the car for petrol money



  429. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    kyle Yo momma is so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumpin’ off the curb!



  430. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    kyle Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.



  431. kyle redfin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama iz so fat when she wears a blue t-shirt
    everyone shouts TSUNAMI



  432. PeerHEAD's Momma Joke:

    Na



  433. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!



  434. PeerHEAD's Momma Joke:

    KYLE = XBOX GEEK :/



  435. kyle redfin's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.



  436. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    kyle Yo momma so fat even mikle jackson couldn’t pay for her liposuction!

    Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!

    Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!



  437. kyle redfin's Momma Joke:

    yo, momas like a train, everyone gets on and off
    but everybody has to pay for the ride.



  438. kyle redfin's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat…that she broke a branch in her
    family tree!



  439. kyle redfin's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a menu, she get an estimate.



  440. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    kyle Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.



  441. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    kyle Yo momma so poor, she can’t afford to live in a two story Cheerio box!

    Yo momma so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!



  442. kyle redfin's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 18 years to live.



  443. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    kyle Yo Momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.



  444. kyle redfin's Momma Joke:

    your father is like cement it taked him two days to get hard



  445. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    kyle i heard that yo dads got bigger tits than ya mum



  446. kyle redfin's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama is so fat that when she went to the beach a bunch of whales came up and started singing “we are family”!



  447. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so poor you put RoundUp on the weeds and she said, “There goes breakfast, lunch, and dinner!”



  448. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    kyle Yo Momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!



  449. kyle redfin's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas just like a bowling ball, she gets fingered,guttered and then comes back for more.



  450. kyle redfin's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama’s so hairy every time she steps outside, everyone goes, “Look, it’s King Kong!!!!”



  451. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    kyle Yo momma like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!



  452. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    kyle Yo momma is like a racing car…chick burned four rubbers in one night.



  453. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    kyle Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, I can’t believe its not butter.



  454. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    kyle Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!



  455. kyle redfin's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the beach, Greenpeace wants to push her back in the sea!



  456. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    kyle Yo Momma Like
    a hardware store - only 10 cents a screw.



  457. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    kyle yo mommas like a BT phonebox - on every damn corner and costs only 20p a go



  458. steven roper's Momma Joke:

    kyle yo mommas like an arcade machine - dirty, smelly, costs 20 pence and lasts 30 seconds



  459. Charlie's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she studied for a drug test



  460. Charlie's Momma Joke:

    Jamie C
    Yo mommas like a bus only 70 pence a ride



  461. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    lizzy so hairy



  462. Carrot's Momma Joke:

    Lizzy so ginger she light up the room



  463. Carrot's Momma Joke:

    tHES JOKES ARNT FUNNY GET SUM GOOD ONES DICKFACE



  464. iMAkE_J0kES's Momma Joke:

    yh0 MAMA S0 fAt….
    iF ShE JUMP ShE G0 StRAit 2 hEll..



  465. fischboy's Momma Joke:

    yo mam is so fat when she swam in the ocean whales sang “we ore family even though ur fater than me” <



  466. fischboy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid when the weather man said it was chilly outside
    she grabed a bowl and went outside



  467. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she sat on a toilet it started to sing a b c d e f g get yo fat ass of of me



  468. none of yo buisness!!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat her belt size is equator!!!!



  469. none of yo buisness!!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid that when someone told her it was chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!



  470. none of yo buisness!!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when she went to mcDonalds, she tripped over Burgerking and wendys!



  471. none of yo buisness!!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid that she took a spoon to the super bowl!



  472. none of yo buisness!!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor, that when you asked her for a penny, she said honey if we had that kind of money, wed be livin in a real cardboard box!!!



  473. none of yo buisness!!!'s Momma Joke:

    your mommas so old that when she took a shower, two pilgrims fell out of her titis!!



  474. dee mister's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she stood on tha scales and her phone number poped up



  475. Kazzilicious's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it!!! LOL!!!



  476. none of yo buisness!!!'s Momma Joke:

    to momma teeth are so yellow that when she drank water, it turned to lemonade!



  477. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid it takes her two hours to watch 60 minutes



  478. gaylord122334's Momma Joke:

    i lve some dic



  479. kenyatta93's Momma Joke:

    your momma so stupid when she jumped out the window she went up



  480. ahmed's Momma Joke:

    you have so many brothers youre house is like a hotel



  481. ahmed's Momma Joke:

    youre mum feeds you with a bb gun



  482. aec's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so fat when she broke her leg gravy poured out



  483. aaron's Momma Joke:

    yo momas so fat when she wore a yello rain coat people started yelling out taxi!



  484. The Best of The Best's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama is Like a Squirl She Likes Nuts in her Mouth.



  485. brenda's Momma Joke:

    i heard they made a movie on your moma, i heard its called “gorillas in the mist”



  486. Jokester's Momma Joke:

    Your mom is a gangsta that listens to country music.



  487. lil lou's Momma Joke:

    yo mama butt so big when she sat down she got 3 feet taller i could have been yo dady but the dude behide me had to get change



  488. KANDOLA JATT's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA’S SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE CAME OUT DA SEA PEOPLE SHOUTED “TSUNAMI RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”



  489. jamal's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat wen she went 2 da movies she sat next 2 everyone



  490. jamal's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she jumped in the ocean n the ocean jumped back



  491. KANDOLA JATT's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA’S SO FAT THAT IT TOOK 12 PLANES TO TAKE HER BAK 2 AMERICA



  492. carl farrington's Momma Joke:

    your mamma’s so fat when she walks her fart stars saying you fat bitch you fat bitch.



  493. carl farrington's Momma Joke:

    your mamma’s so fat when she drove up the motoway they had to close it so she could get up there



  494. afamous211's Momma Joke:

    yo momma fat she has to iron her pants in the drive way



  495. genius's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat hercules got afraid !!!



  496. pat's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat she caused hunger in africa!!!



  497. pat's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat she carried ur father at the wedding



  498. corny shit's Momma Joke:

    these ur momma jokes r corny like ur mommas teeth



  499. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she eats cat food to pay for her meds.



  500. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma takes so much testosterone, when she went to the voting booth she came out with a crow bar. her son asked “what happened?” she said “I pulled the lever.”



  501. miguel's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat i went around her one time and i got lost



  502. miguel's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat i went around her one time and i got lost



  503. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up



  504. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone



  505. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world



  506. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy



  507. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!



  508. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized



  509. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she’s got her own area code!



  510. XjackX's Momma Joke:

    your momma so smelly and gross that when she farted in an airport, somone yelled “BOMB! BOMB!”



  511. miguel's Momma Joke:

    i love this place



  512. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

    Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

    Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

    Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was “illegitiment” because she couldn’t read

    Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

    Yo mama so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl

    Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

    Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

    Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

    Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!

    Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

    Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

    Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

    Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

    Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

    Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

    Yo mama so stupid she asked you “What is the number for 911″

    Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

    Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put “O.K.”

    Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

    Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

    Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

    Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

    Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

    Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

    Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

    Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

    Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

    Yo mama so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl

    Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

    Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

    Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

    Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

    Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

    Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

    Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

    Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

    Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

    Yo mama so stupid that under “Education” on her job apllication, she put “Hooked on Phonics.”

    Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

    Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.

    Yo mama so stupid she watches “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.



  513. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

    Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!

    Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her



  514. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.

    Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.

    Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.

    Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper.

    Yo mama has green hair and thinks she’s a tree.

    Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you’re saying.

    Yo mama has 10 fingers–all on the same hand.

    Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.

    Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.

    Yo mama has a short arm and can’t applaude.

    Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!

    Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo.

    Yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.

    Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns.

    Yo mama has a wooden leg with branches.

    Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.



  515. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

    Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

    Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.



  516. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

    Yo mama so lazy she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote!

    Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.



  517. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.

    Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.



  518. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”

    Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!

    Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

    Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!

    Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,”DING!”

    Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.

    Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

    Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

    Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, “What ya doin’?” She said, “Buying luggage.”

    Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.

    Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.



  519. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

    Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.



  520. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help!

    Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

    Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.



  521. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

    Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.

    Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

    Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.



  522. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

    Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!

    Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.

    Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

    Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.



  523. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

    Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!

    Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

    Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.

    Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.

    Yo mama so short she models for trophys.



  524. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

    Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

    Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.

    Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave

    Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.

    Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

    Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.



  525. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”

    Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

    Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”

    Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

    Yo mama so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower

    Yo mama so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

    Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

    Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

    Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

    Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

    Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

    Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”

    Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

    Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.

    Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

    Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

    Yo mama so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower!

    Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

    Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!

    Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

    Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!

    Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!

    Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn’t date her!

    Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

    Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

    Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life

    Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!

    Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

    Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects!

    Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints

    Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!

    Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.

    Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

    Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.

    Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!

    Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

    Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.

    Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.



  526. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

    Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

    Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

    Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

    Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

    Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

    Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

    Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

    Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

    Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.



  527. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

    Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.

    Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!

    Yo mama so dirty that you can’t tell where the dirt stops and she begins.



  528. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.

    Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.



  529. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

    Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!



  530. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

    Yo mama’s glasses are so thick she can see into the future.



  531. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

    Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.

    Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.



  532. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!

    Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!



  533. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

    Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.



  534. miguel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall!

    Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of a book!

    Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of a piece of paper!



  535. yo momma is so old when god said let there be light she was there to flip the switch's Momma Joke:

    edward



  536. Logdog's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.



  537. Logdog's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so ugly, well look at you.



  538. Logdog's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.



  539. Logdog's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat she has her own gravitational pull.



  540. Logdog's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat she pulled into Burger King and they said, what will it be, the usual.



  541. Logdog's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat she saw a school bus drive by and she said, stop that twinkie



  542. your mommy's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas teeth so yellow when she closes her mouth she lights up like a jackel lantern



  543. Nusret's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so hairy the only language she can speak is wooky..grrrrrrrrrr



  544. guy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when she stands up in her nikes it says nickelodieon



  545. guy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight



  546. dylan.m $$'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so jesus said let there be light he asked your mom to move



  547. I Wocked Ur Mum!!!'s Momma Joke:

    Ur Momma Is Sooo Fat She Makes Samiya Look Anorexic =P



  548. reuben's mum's Momma Joke:

    reuben looks like teves haha



  549. I Wocked Ur Mum!!!'s Momma Joke:

    ur Mum So Old She Produces Powder Milk



  550. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    reuben has bigger boobs than his mum



  551. Shabna Vikky's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so poor that buglers break in and leave money.



  552. john conlin's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so skinny when she turned sideways she got reported missing;)



  553. john conlin's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”

    Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!

    Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

    Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!

    Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,”DING!”

    Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.

    Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

    Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

    Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, “What ya doin’?” She said, “Buying luggage.”

    Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.

    Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning



  554. john conlin's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

    Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

    Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

    Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

    Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

    Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

    Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

    Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

    Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

    Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.



  555. john conlin's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

    Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

    Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

    Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was “illegitiment” because she couldn’t read

    Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

    Yo mama so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl

    Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

    Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

    Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

    Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!

    Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

    Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

    Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

    Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

    Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

    Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

    Yo mama so stupid she asked you “What is the number for 911″

    Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

    Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put “O.K.”

    Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

    Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

    Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

    Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

    Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

    Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

    Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

    Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

    Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

    Yo mama so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl

    Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

    Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

    Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

    Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

    Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

    Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

    Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

    Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

    Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

    Yo mama so stupid that under “Education” on her job apllication, she put “Hooked on Phonics.”

    Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

    Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.

    Yo mama so stupid she watches “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.



  556. john conlin's Momma Joke:

    my jokes are the best heree



  557. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    u wrote the same jokes over again u know



  558. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    besides john my jokes r better than yours



  559. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    just go back to the begining of the month of october or just click show all and go and find my name and read my jokes and they are way better than yours



  560. lil jj's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old that the first cruise line she rode on was noah’s ark



  561. my ass's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning



  562. chikcen and beef's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so old she farts dust(: beat that loosers you cant top our jokee cuz chicken and beef is thaa shizzzz



  563. davion's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so fat that she tripped over wal-mart stubbled over k-mart and landed on target.



  564. Mij686's Momma Joke:

    Yor Mamaz so FAT she wakes up in sections!!



  565. brittany's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch



  566. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat wen she went 2 sea world SHAMOO popped out and said, we are family, i got my brothers and my sisters with me



  567. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOMMA SO FAT THAT WEN SHE SAT ON THE FREEWAY, I TRY 2 SWERVE AROUND HER BUT I RAN OUT OF GAS



  568. cade's Momma Joke:

    your mommas like a big mac, all that fat but still a dollar



  569. Cyate's Momma Joke:

    Yo Moma is so fat that Bill Gates couldnt pay for her snack



  570. Cyate's Momma Joke:

    YO moma is so black that the only thing between her and midnight is 11:59

    IM NOT RACIEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  571. Timmy's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA so ghetto when she breast feeds coolade comes out



  572. Tameem's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she farts, al gore accuses her of global warming



  573. Oo Yo Momma oO's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so dumb, she thought she locked her keys in her motorcycle!



  574. Lia's Momma Joke:

    I’m horrible at these, but here goes:

    Yo mommas so fat, when she jumps, an earth quake hits
    Yo mommas so fat, when she wears red, somebody says, “Oh, look…a fire truck.”
    Yo mommas so ugly, your dad prefers to be blindfolded during sex.
    Yo mommas so ugly, when she was a baby, her moms doctor slapped her across the face.

    Yo mommas so stupid, she drove down a street where a sign said, “do not enter.”

    Yo mommas so stupid, she thought that a supermarket was a drive through (that came from a true story, said by a supermarket employee.)



  575. Annuhsaurus's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was when she was weighing herself :)



  576. big keith's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she got no legs no arms she sitting in a wheel chair with a camera saying picture me Rollin.



  577. cole's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so ugly she made onions cry



  578. cole's Momma Joke:

    your mammas so ugly they moved halloween to her birthday



  579. cole's Momma Joke:

    your mammas so fat her shadow weighs a 1000lbs



  580. Lil DiCe's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she tried to put m&m’s in alphabetical order



  581. Lil DiCe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she thought cheerios were doughnut seeds



  582. Lil DiCe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so cheap, she never heard about 50 cent……and im not talking about the rapper!!!!!!!



  583. Lil DiCe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go……..look down

    you can add me on myspace at

    http://www.myspace.com/world_wide_pimp



  584. Lil DiCe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is just like cake, everyone gets a piece



  585. Lil DiCe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is just like a doornknob, everyone gets a turn



  586. Lil DiCe's Momma Joke:

    hickidy bickidy duck, your mother is my slut



  587. Lil DiCe's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat…….you know what let me just give you an example of what she did

    i order a small peperroni

    yo momma asked which was bigger, a large or a small, once she got her pizzas

    of eating them, she put them in order from least to greatest, cutting of the peparroni nd cheese

    ^^^^^^^

    this joke isnt funny itz for of a story



  588. fo fo fo fo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that she has to use two buses as rolla blades



  589. johanna's Momma Joke:

    *your momma so fat when she got hit by a bus,she yelled, ” who through that rock”*lol!!



  590. Tieachaah's Momma Joke:

    Al ya’ll mamma is a hoe and she look like a bitch on wheels!



  591. your mom's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dirty she has to sneak up on the bathwater



  592. your mom's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old her social security number is 1



  593. nun ya's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she went to Dr.Drey for a pep smear.



  594. nun ya's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat her cloths have stretch mark.



  595. nun ya's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she got hit by a coffee cup and said she got mugged.



  596. nun ya's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly they filmed gorilas in the mist in her shower



  597. lol lala land's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she saw a yellow school filled wit white kids and said stop dat twinky



  598. bing bang boom's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.



  599. bing bang boom's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!



  600. yo mama so fat when i give her food she forgot she had kids's Momma Joke:

    tj



  601. Claudia's Momma Joke:

    Your Mommas so stupid she grabbed her shopping list and raced after the garbage truck



  602. suck my balls's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so tall she jumped over wallmart triped over kamart and landed on target



  603. Lola's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat when she feeel no one wanted to laugh but the ground was cracking up:)



  604. darkrai's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat even naruto wouldn’t belive it.



  605. As3assin's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so fat she thot the car was a toilet



  606. Kim's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so hunchback she has to wear goggles 2 tke a piss!



  607. Kim's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas head is so small she has a teabag as a pillow



  608. Kim's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is small she commited suicide with a pin



  609. Kim's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas head is so small she pierced her ear and died



  610. Kim's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas is so tall she did a starjump and head butted the moon



  611. Kim's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so tall shes marbles with the planets



  612. Kim's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so fat she had a landrover jeep and made it look like sports car when she got in



  613. Kim's Momma Joke:

    Yo mams teeth are so big she has to tilt her head back to them dragging on the floor



  614. Kim's Momma Joke:

    Yo mams teeth are so big i got her done for ABH



  615. Kim's Momma Joke:

    Yo grandma is so old she farted dust



  616. Kim's Momma Joke:

    Yo grandma is so old her breast milk is like sma



  617. Kim's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so fat u av 2 roll her flour 2 find da wet spot



  618. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so ugly she through a boom a rang and it never came back



  619. poop's Momma Joke:

    oppppp



  620. Joker's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her plastic surgery!!



  621. Joker's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid that when I said Christmas was right around the corner, she went looking for it!



  622. sup's Momma Joke:

    sup gangsta



  623. Victor's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly she looked in the mirror and her reflection said” you gotta be kidding me.”



  624. Jason's Momma Joke:

    youre mamma’s so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street i asked her what she was doing, she said “moving.”



  625. Jason's Momma Joke:

    youre mamma so ugly she looked out the window and got arested for mooning.



  626. Jason's Momma Joke:

    youre mamma so fat she puts manays on advil.



  627. Jason's Momma Joke:

    youre mamma soooo stupid she she tried to put m&ms in alphebeticle order!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  628. Sarah's Momma Joke:

    Your Momma’s Like A Screen Door, A Couple Bangs And Shes Loose! :D



  629. Tbone's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so dumb she thought that dick chaney was a vibrater



  630. Tbone's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat that when she weighed herself the scale said to be continued



  631. josh's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so stupid she tried to put m&m’s in alphabetical order.



  632. anthony's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma Like a railroad track - she gets laid all over the country



  633. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat she needs to use a paint roller to put on lip stick



  634. skip the pic's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she got over the rainbow suck it



  635. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so old that jesus was at her wedding



  636. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so ugly that they changed halloween to your mammaween



  637. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so fat that she has doughnuts for rings



  638. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so old that she traveled to pluto and came back alive



  639. Whatevs's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat, she sat next to EVERYONE



  640. Whatevs's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so ugly, her middle name is “accident”



  641. lolercow's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma soo stupid, I asked her to drop Down & give me 20, But she gave me a 20$ Bill!



  642. I's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat she got hit by a bus and said “who through that rock?”



  643. I's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so stupid i rang the doorbell and she checked the microwave



  644. naylor 13 years old's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so short, she has to slam-dunk her busfare



  645. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund



  646. through the fire and the adrian's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund



  647. hommie g's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat dora cant explore !



  648. hommie g's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly when she was in the shower they filmed gorillas in the mist!



  649. hommie g's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so retarded she threw a rock at the ground and missed!



  650. hommie g's Momma Joke:

    yo mmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaa iiiisss
    ggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy



  651. hommie g's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so small and black, a guy picked her up and thought she was a m-&-m and bit her and said “they really need to turn this milk into chocalate!”



  652. tiffany's Momma Joke:

    yo moma’s so fat when she sat on wal-mart she lowerd gas prices



  653. kinky king's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat people jog around her for excercise



  654. Brianna's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she joined an ugly contest but the judge sry no professionals!!!!!!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha



  655. Jonny's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama’s so fat, I took a picture of her last christmas and it’s still printing!



  656. Brianna's Momma Joke:

    fu tiechaah fu!!!!!!!!



  657. Brianna's Momma Joke:

    funny jonny funny



  658. Brianna's Momma Joke:

    tiechaaah said something bad and i seriously want to get back at him



  659. Brianna's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat we played hide and seek she lost only cause i found behind mount everest



  660. fernando's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly she threw a boomerang and never came bak



  661. rigo's Momma Joke:

    you mom is rated “E” for evreyone



  662. Master's Momma Joke:

    Anybody manly enough to take my jokes?!?! or r u guys just scared?



  663. Julieanne's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat when she went into the oceann to swim the whales started singin we are family even though your fatter than me



  664. cornwallace's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when she jumped in the ocean all the whales started singing we r familyyy!!



  665. cornwallace's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when she saw a yellow bus pass by she said oooo twinkiiee



  666. joe's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family



  667. Your mama is so ugly they have2tie porkchops around her neck2make the the dog play with her!hahahahaha!'s Momma Joke:

    Cheri



  668. loser's Momma Joke:

    You mama’s so fat, she fell on Walmart and lowered the prices!



  669. Alonza's Momma Joke:

    Mikey got a lil dick A.K.A. psp



  670. alyssa and tanner's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so stupid you told her it was chilliy outside and she went and got a bowl



  671. alyssa and tanner's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she puts on a blue and white ty dye shirt everyone screams hurricane



  672. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat and hungry that when she saw a yellow bus with white people in it she said “STOP THAT TWINKY!”



  673. luis's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO BLACK WHEN I CHASED HER WITH A GUN IN A DARK ALLEY WHEN I SHOT THE BULLET,THE BULLET CAME BACK AND SAID”I CANT FIND THAT BITCH



  674. luis's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO UGLY THAT WHEN SCREAM SAW HER SCREAM STARTED SCREAMING



  675. Christina a.k.a lebza's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so ugly she entered a competion for ugly people then the judges said no professionals allowed



  676. luis's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO WHITE WHEN PEOPLE SAW HER WALKING SCINTEST SAID “HOW DO CLOUDS GET HEAR?”



  677. luis's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE JUMPS HER TITIES POP!



  678. luis's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO POOR AND UGLY THAT WHEN I SAW HER SHITTING IN A BOX I TOLD HER “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” SHE SAID’ POSEING’.



  679. luis's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO FAT THAT FAT ALBERT GOT JELOUS



  680. tech n9ne's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO UGLY SHE MADE BLIND CHILDREN CRY !….. LOL



  681. BRADEN K's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO BLACK WHEN SHE STEPED OUT OF THE CAR THE OIL LIGHT WENT ON!…



  682. hannah,margaret,jessi!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    your mama’s so stupid she put a peep hole in a glass door!!!!



  683. Jake's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly she could trick or treat over tha phone



  684. Jake's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she opened tha food and ate the fridge



  685. Jake's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she walked in mcdonalds and said ill have 100 of everything



  686. jahaan kidam's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so srupid she stuck the phone up her but,she thought she was makin a booty call.



  687. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama’s so hairy, that when she went on a plane they said, ” Sorry, no pets allowed!”



  688. James's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so stupid that when she went to Disneyland, the sign said “Disneyland Left”, so she turned around and went home.



  689. James's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama’s so old that her birthstone is lava.



  690. abdul chamma's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat , when she jumped in the air , she got stuckk:P



  691. nairoby's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck lol



  692. nairoby's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she has a baby shower every day



  693. britTany &an aLexisssss -'s Momma Joke:

    your momma$ so ugLy - shessss ugLyyyy ohhhhhhhhhh !
    your momma$ so FAT - shes skinny &an fatttt ahahahah .
    your momma$ so fat - at wen she shits ah turd - she fartssss .
    yUR momma so dirty - that she has shit stains in herr thonqss !

    YEAAAA BOY WERE RAWW !!

    yur momma$ so dumbbbb - she wears ah bra as ha underwearrr .
    your momma has so many PIMPLESSS - even proactive cntt help ha it makess it worseee .
    yur momma$ so ugly - i love herrrr .
    yur momma$ so ugly - at wen she walked in some where they said NO bi people allowedddddd .
    yur momma$ so dumb - she cnt even type on thaa keyboarddd .
    yur momma$ so cute - shessss UGLYYYYY .
    yur SOOOOO dumbbb - for readin is shitttt .
    OMGGGGGGGGGGG I SEEN AH BIRDDDDD .
    yur momma$ so dirty she had a tampon in her pussy , fuqkeddd somebody &an it was stuck in there for 9 monthssss .

    YESSIR WERE THE SHIT .

    yUR mommas so black - that she has to put on white clothes to eat a tootie roll.
    yo mommas so old - that when god said let there be light shes the one who flicked the switch .
    OHH YEAA well yo mommas so oldd - shes the one who helped GOd carve the ten commandments .
    MY MOMMA .??
    yeaa yo MOMMA !



  694. greyson's Momma Joke:

    your momma like a vacuum she sucks and blows and gets laid in closets.



  695. greyson's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is like a board at home depot, migrant workers always screw her in.



  696. ass's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that if you well in her belly button it echos



  697. Your Mum Stinks's Momma Joke:

    She Stink Real Bad , Tell Her to Get A Bath.



  698. gibbo's Momma Joke:

    HI



  699. gibbo's Momma Joke:

     



  700. lol's Momma Joke:

    fsvfdbvfd



  701. butt's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat wen she played hocki pockie she put her body in and took everybody out



  702. butt's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she has more rolls than a chinese bakery



  703. south queensferry,SCO's Momma Joke:

    YO MUMS SO DUMB SHE BOILED WTER THEN PUT IT IN THE KETTLE



  704. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so stupid she told YOU a “yo momma’s so stupid” joke



  705. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so old she was known as the “wise elder” back in PREHISTORY!



  706. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat she uses the Mesa as a dinner table



  707. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    denzel 14

    yo mama so ugly she made satan say oh my god!!!!



  708. hitch's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor i saw kick’in a can so i said what are ya do’in she said moven.



  709. yomamamaster's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she screamed in a mail-box trying to send voice-mail



  710. yomamamaster's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when i swerved not to hit her i ran out of gas



  711. jack's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hairy the only language she speaks is wackee



  712. jack's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she farts albert newton accuses her of global warming



  713. Shirley's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat, she went to the sun and sung ‘we are family’



  714. jack's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat they should send her to iraq to stop the war



  715. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so dumb she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side



  716. dude's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she got her foot stuck in the grand canyon



  717. dude's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat the queen can’t pay for her liposuction



  718. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is like a brick.

    She’s flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans



  719. dude's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat when she sbd’s she shakes the world



  720. ed killer's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so fat she got on top of a scale and it said her phone numper



  721. dude's Momma Joke:

    your mommas like a bowling ball

    she gets picked up,fingered and then left in the gutter



  722. ed killer's Momma Joke:

    yo mama



  723. dude's Momma Joke:

    your mums so fat her belt size is “lose some weight biznatch”



  724. dude's Momma Joke:

    ur mama’s so fat she use’s the sea as her bath and the titantic as her bath toy



  725. dude's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so ugly when she was born her mother named her “shit happens”



  726. dude's Momma Joke:

    ur momma’s so fat when she goes around the world she literally goes around the world



  727. dude's Momma Joke:

    ur mama’s so fat when she jumped into the ocean they declared a new island



  728. dude's Momma Joke:

    ur mamas so fat when she walked past my window i lost 1000 years of sun light



  729. dude's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat she hasn’t seen her feet since she was 5 yrs old



  730. dude's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s so fat and stupid when she gave birth to you she said “man that fart hurt”



  731. dude's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas like a light switch,she gets turned on by everyone



  732. dude's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s like a mechanical bull,if you pay 10 cents you can have a ride



  733. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is like a racing car…chick burned four rubbers in one night.



  734. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized



  735. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.



  736. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts



  737. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so skinny and hairy she looks like a themometre with a mustache



  738. MAMMY's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so skinny and hairy she looks like a themometre with a mustache



  739. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince



  740. MAMMY's Momma Joke:

    HELLO IM MAMMY



  741. dude's Momma Joke:

    hi mammy



  742. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old shes blind from the big bang



  743. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don’t do Blue Whales.



  744. dude's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat she’s got more rolls than the town bakery



  745. dude's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat when she ran down wall street the stock market crashed



  746. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse



  747. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds



  748. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is twice the man you are



  749. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound.



  750. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.



  751. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s so poor,The building society repossessed her cardboard box



  752. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat, when a cop saw her he told her “Hey you two break it up!”.



  753. dude's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so tall she did a cartwheel and hit god in the….nose :)



  754. dude's Momma Joke:

    What’s black and blue and lying in a ditch?

    Yo momma after god punched her for being a bitch and she fell into the grand canyon



  755. JinkyJoke's Momma Joke:

    your mother is so easy even a caveman could do her



  756. dude's Momma Joke:

    Why did Yo Momma wear condoms on her ears?

    So she wouldn’t get Hearing Aides



  757. dude's Momma Joke:

    Q: How do you confuse Yo Momma?
    A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

    Q: Why does it work?
    A: “Does 3 come before E or does it go between M and W?”



  758. dude's Momma Joke:

    Q: What is the connection between Yo Momma and a halogen headlamp?
    A: They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort



  759. dude's Momma Joke:

    Q: What did Yo Momma say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
    A: “Oh look! Donut seeds!”



  760. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s like a cornflake

    she’s simple,easy and she tastes good.



  761. dude's Momma Joke:

    what do you do if Yo Momma throws a grenade at you?

    Pull the pin and throw it back



  762. dude's Momma Joke:

    How can you tell if Yo Momma has been using your computer?

    The joystick is wet



  763. dude's Momma Joke:

    what do a mo-ped and yo friends momma have in common?

    their both fun to ride until your friend see’s you on it



  764. ehhh's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she saw a bus she said stop the twinkie!



  765. dude's Momma Joke:

    What’s the difference between Yo Momma and an inflatable doll?

    About 2 cans of hairspray



  766. dude's Momma Joke:

    what’s the irritating part around your mommas poon-tang?

    the other guys witing their turn



  767. dude's Momma Joke:

    What’s Yo Mommas favourite nusery rhyme?

    Humpme Dumpme..



  768. dude's Momma Joke:

    how do you change Yo Mommas mind?

    Blow in her ear,then buy her another beer :)



  769. dude's Momma Joke:

    Q. What’s the difference between Yo Momma and a computer?
    A. You only have to punch information into a computer once.



  770. dude's Momma Joke:

    Q. How can you tell which waitress is Yo Momma?

    A. She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with her pencil.



  771. dude's Momma Joke:

    Q. What’s the difference between Yo Momma and your job?

    A. Your job still sucks after 6 months



  772. dude's Momma Joke:

    Q. How is Yo Momma like a frying pan?

    A. You have to get her hot before you put in the meat



  773. dude's Momma Joke:

    Q. What is the difference Yo Momma and peanut butter?
    A. Peanut butter is a pleasure to spread on bread and Yo Momma spreads for pleasure on a bed



  774. dude's Momma Joke:

    Q. What does Yo Momma and turtles have in common?
    A. When they are on their backs they are screwed



  775. dude's Momma Joke:

    Q. What is the difference between a Yo Momma and a 747?
    A. Not everyone has been in a 747.



  776. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so dumb when she gave birth to you she said “Gee,are you sure it’s mine?”



  777. dude's Momma Joke:

    Q. Why is Yo Momma like a hardware store?
    A. They are both 10¢ a screw



  778. dude's Momma Joke:

    Q. What did Yo Momma’s right leg say to her left leg?
    A1. Nothing. They’ve never met.
    A2. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.



  779. dude's Momma Joke:

    Q. What’s the mating call of Yo Momma (with heavy make-up on of course)?
    A. “I’m *sooo* drunk!”

    Q. What is the mating call of Yo momma without heavy make-up on?
    A. (Screaming) “I said. I’m drunk!”



  780. dude's Momma Joke:

    Q. What’s an actuall hot Momma’s mating call?
    A1. When is that Momma bitch going to leave!?
    A2. “All the fat ugly Momma’s have gone home!”



  781. dude's Momma Joke:

    Q. What is the difference between Yo Momma and “The Titanic”?
    A. They know how many men went down on “The Titanic”.



  782. dude's Momma Joke:

    Q. What’s the first thing Yo Momma does in the morning?
    A1. Introduces her self.
    A2. Walks home.



  783. dude's Momma Joke:

    If you think my jokes are alright tell me dude



  784. dude's Momma Joke:

    Q. What does a screen door and Yo Momma have in common?
    A. The more you bang it, the looser it gets



  785. dude's Momma Joke:

    Q. What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and Yo Momma?
    A. The prostitute says, “Aren’t you done yet?”
    The nympho says, “Are you done already?”
    Yo Momma says, “Beige…I think I’ll paint the ceiling beige.”



  786. dude's Momma Joke:

    Q. Why did God create Yo Momma?
    A. Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge.

    Q. Why did God create your girlfriend?
    A. Neither could Yo Momma.



  787. dude's Momma Joke:

    Q. How do you get Yo Momma to marry you?
    A. Tell her she’s pregnant.

    Q2. What will she ask you?
    A2. “Is it mine?”



  788. dude's Momma Joke:

    Q. What’s the difference between a pit bull and Yo Momma with PMS?
    A. Lipstick.



  789. dude's Momma Joke:

    Q. Why did Bush want to send Yo Momma with PMS over to Iraq?
    A. She’s mad enough to kill and she can retain water.



  790. dude's Momma Joke:

    Q. How do you describe 3 prostitutes and Yo Momma?
    A. Ho, Ho, Ho, and to all a good night.



  791. dude's Momma Joke:

    Q. Why did Yo Momma fail her drivers license?
    A. She wasn’t used to the front seat



  792. dude's Momma Joke:

    One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was! Blue eyes, blonde, the works (Yo momma Btw).

    “I’ve pulled you over for speeding, Ma’am. Could I see your drivers license?”

    “What’s a license???” replied yo momma, instantly giving away the fact that she was as dumb as a stump.

    “It’s usually in your wallet,” replied the officer. After fumbling for a few minutes, the driver managed to find it. “Now may I see your registration?” asked the cop.

    “Registration….. what’s that….?” asked yo momma.

    “It’s usually in your glove compartment.” said the cop impatiently. After some more fumbling, she found the registration.

    “I’ll be back in a minute.” said the cop and walked back to his car. The officer phoned into the dispatch to run a check on the woman’s license and registration. After a few moments, the dispatcher came back, “Ummm… is this woman driving a red sports car?”

    “Yes.” replied the officer.

    “Is she a drop dead gorgeous blonde?” asked the dispatcher.

    “Uh… yes.” replied the cop.

    “Here’s what you do.” said the dispatcher. “Give her the stuff back, and drop your pants.”

    “What!!? I can’t do that. Its… inappropriate.” exclaimed the cop.

    “Trust me. Just do it.” said the dispatcher.

    So the cop goes back to the car, gives back the license and registration and drops his pants, just as the dispatcher said.

    Yo momma looks down and sighs….. “Ohh no… not another breathalyzer……”



  793. dude's Momma Joke:

    Q. What is the difference between yo momma and a refrigerator?
    A. A refrigerator doesn’t fart when you pull your meat out of it.



  794. dude's Momma Joke:

    Q. Why is yo momma heavier than single women?
    A. Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed.yo momma comes home, see’s what’s in bed and goes to the fridge.



  795. dude's Momma Joke:

    Q: How can you tell if yo momma is dead?
    A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.



  796. DC for life's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so stupid, at halloween, someone in a kool-aid man costume said trick or treat she said “OH NO!!”



  797. dude's Momma Joke:

    yo mum’s so ugly when it’s halloween people have to trick or treat her over the phone

    or they’ll die from her ugliness



  798. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s so old people try to mung her ‘coz they think the bitch is dead



  799. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s so fat when she fell in a ditch she made the grand canyon



  800. dude's Momma Joke:

    your mum’s so fat she has more chin’s than a chinese phone book



  801. dude's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat no matter how many times you roll ya can’t get off the bitch



  802. dude's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she goes on the scales at the zoo it reads “one pregnant blue whale at a time please”.



  803. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly even the tide won’t take her out



  804. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s so fat even Godzilla would run away from her.



  805. dude's Momma Joke:

    oh shit…i meant, yo momma’s so ugly even Godzlla would run away from her..



  806. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly she could scare the flies off a shit wagon



  807. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares



  808. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt



  809. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, “Sex?” she marked, “M, F and sometimes Wednesday too.”



  810. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she studied for a drug test



  811. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s so old she knew Michael Jackson when he was still black



  812. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake



  813. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package



  814. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so dumb she called her boyfriend then shoved her phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call.



  815. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so dumb she thought Condelesa Rice was a Mexican Side Dish



  816. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so dumb she washes her hands in the toilet and craps in the sink



  817. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so dumb when you were born she looked at your umbilical cord and said Wow it comes with cable too



  818. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so old that in the back seat of your car kids don’t say “Are we there yet?” they scream “Is she Dead yet?”.



  819. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so poor even the republicans were willing to give her welfare



  820. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so poor I asked her what’s for dinner and she pulled out a gun and said “The next person that moves”



  821. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so poor I lit a match in her house and the roaches started singing Clap your hands stomp your feet praise the Lord cause we got heat



  822. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so poor that when I walked into her house with a piece of bread and droped a crumb on the floor she said now clap your hands and stomp your feet praise the lord we got something to eat



  823. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s ass is so fat she got arrested at the airport for having 20 lbs of crack



  824. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s has so much wax in her ears I stuck a QTip in and pulled out a Sugar Daddy



  825. dude's Momma Joke:

    Don’t mean to be mean but yo momma needs listerine not a sip not a swallow but the whole damn bottle



  826. dude's Momma Joke:

    If my dog had a face as ugly as yo momma’s I’d shave his ass and make him walk backwards



  827. Hasan 13 yrs old's Momma Joke:

    your mumz so stupid, she got chased by the cops,
    and her best hiding place was the police station… :P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P



  828. Hasan 13 yrs old's Momma Joke:

    your mumz so old she still owes jesus a fiver



  829. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat my dog bit her and died of high cholesterol



  830. Hasan 13 yrs old's Momma Joke:

    your mums so stupid she stole free bread….:P:P



  831. Hasan 13 yrs old's Momma Joke:

    your mumz so stupid she tryed to hijack a trolly.. :P:P:P:P



  832. Hasan 13 yrs old's Momma Joke:

    your mumz so hairy, shez got afroz around her nipples



  833. Hasan 13 yrs old's Momma Joke:

    your mumz so stupid she stabbed sum1 in a shoot out……



  834. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat she lost a game at Hide&Seek only because I spotted her behind Mount Everest



  835. Hasan 13 yrs old's Momma Joke:

    your mumz so fat, people run around her for a marothan…



  836. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat she went to sit down and the chair begged for mercy



  837. dude's Momma Joke:

    is this a contest or something? :o



  838. Hasan 13 yrs old's Momma Joke:

    your mammas so ugly she went into a haunted house and came bak wid an aplication form



  839. dude's Momma Joke:

    lol



  840. Hasan 13 yrs old's Momma Joke:

    nah dont fink so



  841. Hasan 13 yrs old's Momma Joke:

    your ,mumz so fat wen she has a shower her legs stay dry..



  842. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don’t get stolen



  843. dude's Momma Joke:

    i have bad yo momma jokes…



  844. Hasan 13 yrs old's Momma Joke:

    your mumz so fat she fell in luv and broke it



  845. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction…



  846. Hasan 13 yrs old's Momma Joke:

    i no
    lol
    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D



  847. Hasan 13 yrs old's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat and old that when GOD said “Let there be light!” He told yo momma to move her fat ass out of the way.



  848. Ewraith's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so ugly she make blind kids cry



  849. dude's Momma Joke:

    lol

    Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps…..



  850. Hasan 13 yrs old's Momma Joke:

    lol

    ewraith
    your mumz teeth are so yellow
    wen she drinks water it turns into lemonade



  851. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma like a bowling ball: She’s picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter….



  852. Hasan 13 yrs old's Momma Joke:

    ewraith

    ur so ugly u make onions sweat



  853. dude's Momma Joke:

    man…i’ve put like..100 jokes onto this site…..



  854. dude's Momma Joke:

    ur so ugly even Godzilla would run away from you



  855. Hasan 13 yrs old's Momma Joke:

    ewraith ur so ugly , u hav to do trickle treating on the fone
    lol



  856. dude's Momma Joke:

    I’m srry i didn’t mean to bring yo momma into this…



  857. Hasan 13 yrs old's Momma Joke:

    sfe im off brb in about 30 minz



  858. dude's Momma Joke:

    old joke…



  859. dude's Momma Joke:

    *sigh*



  860. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s like a mechanical bull,if you pay 10 cents you can have a ride….



  861. dude's Momma Joke:

    Q: Why did God create Yo Momma?
    A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge.

    Q: Why did God create Girlfriends?
    A: Neither could yo momma.



  862. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat no matter how many times you roll over ya can’t get off the bitch



  863. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is like a hardware store,2 cents a screw



  864. dude's Momma Joke:

    f*** october…bye f***tards…



  865. coleeubanks's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid whenn her husban came inside and said its chilly outside she ran outside with a spoon.



  866. WEEIAN's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE LYSE IN HER BED SHE BURNS HER BELLY OFF THE LIGHT BULB weeian2k8@hotmail.com



  867. THUG LYFE's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO DUMB SHE STARTED TO EAT THE TELEVISION BECUASE SHE WANTED TV DINNER



  868. patrick52's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma sooooo fat she got shot and didnt die



  869. patrick52's Momma Joke:

    yo momma



  870. Shaun Rainey's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama is so fat they had to make a commercial after her Nation Wide Is On Your Side



  871. Shaun Rainey's Momma Joke:

    yo mama such a hoe(easy) SHE IS LIKE A BIRTHDAY CAKE EVERYONE GETS A PIECE OF HER



  872. Someone's Momma Joke:

    Everyone was feeling happy, then happy left the room.



  873. Dustin (13 yrs old)'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat, The Back of her neck looks like a package of HotDogs.
    Yo momma is so fat, she got more chins than a Hong Kong Phone book.
    Yo momma is so poor, I walked in the front door and fell out the back.
    Yo momma is so poor, she D.J’s for the Ice-cream truck.
    Yo momma is so fat, She uses a VCR as a pager.
    Lmfao!!!



  874. Joe&Brook's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so fat that to get through the front door it takes a crane and a twinkie on the other side!



  875. david's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat her mercades benz



  876. nina0505's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she walked out in a red dress, everyone said ‘ HEY LOOK, ITS KOOL-AID! ;”

    Yo momma so fat when i ran around her once, i beat the terry fox record!

    Yo momma so fat, she has to iron her clotehs in the driveway!

    Yo momma so ugly the phytheropist nmakes her lie FACEDOWN!

    Yo momma so poor she waves a popsicle around and calls it airconditioing!

    Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus go by she ws liek ” LETS GET THAT TWINKIEE! ”

    yo momma so poor when i saw her kicking a can down the street and then asked her what she was doing, she sais ” Moving”

    Yo momma so ugly when she entered for a ugly contest, they said hey o professinals!



  877. nina0505's Momma Joke:

    i just types miine in:)



  878. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so bald that mr.Clean got jealous



  879. dude's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s ass is so fat she got arrested at the airport for having 20lb of crack



  880. dude's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat she got her foot stuck in the grand canyon >.<



  881. dude's Momma Joke:

    i’ve been writing since page..68 or..58…who gives…



  882. dude's Momma Joke:

    what’s the difference between Yo Momma and the Titanic?

    They know how many men went down on the Titanic



  883. dude's Momma Joke:

    y is ya mom like a turtle?

    if they get on their backs their screwed



  884. dude's Momma Joke:

    What do you do if yo momma throws a pin at you?

    Run like hell cause she’s got a grenade in her mouth!



  885. dude's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma died and went to Heaven(Hard to believe I know..). When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint
    Peter who said, “Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test.”
    “Oh, No!” she said but Saint Peter said not to worry he’d make it easy.
    “Who was God’s son?” said Saint Peter.
    Yo momma thought for a few minutes and said “Andy!”
    “That’s interesting… What made you say that?” said Saint Peter
    Then She started to sing “Andy walks with me! Andy talks with me! Andy tells me…”



  886. wetwilly's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor the poor even give her money



  887. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    what’s the difference between the Titanic and yo momma?

    they know how many men went down on the Titanic



  888. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so dumb she called her boyfriend then shoved her phone up her arse and thought she was making a booty call



  889. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    I bet Yo Momma’s had LOADS of intersting things shoved up her fat booty



  890. yoyo joker's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat that when she sat in the middle of a park people started to jog around her and they got lost!!!!!



  891. RYDA 88's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO HEALTHY,THE DOCTOR SAID HOW U SO HEALTHY,SHE SAID 2 NUTS A DAY KEEP THE DOCTOR AWAY



  892. luis angel's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly she trick or treats by fone.



  893. luis angel's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she thinks a drive thru is wer u get shot.



  894. Rigo v's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so poor she chased the garbage truck with the grocery list in her hand



  895. chavita's Momma Joke:

    yo mama suck %^%#$



  896. luis angel's Momma Joke:

    tu madre



  897. Ricky Hepp's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid I saw her staring at an orange crate for 3 hours that said concetrate



  898. Ricky Hepp's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she puts lipstick on her forehead just 2 make up her mind:):):):):):):):):):):):) Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa



  899. cody's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so gay she slepped with a female wheal.



  900. cody's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she sat on the rainbow skiddles came out.



  901. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she fell down and broke her leg and gravy popped out



  902. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy big foot be taking pictures of her



  903. Robinho's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA IS SO FAT.. … EVEN A CHINK CAN C HER!! HAHA



  904. zee's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black I shot her in the dark th bullets came back askin’ for a flashlite!!!



  905. you like men!!'s Momma Joke:

    your mamas sooo hot and sexY!!!



  906. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    dude, you have funny jokes!
    yo momma’s like a roller coaster; starts out slow, then goes so fast that you scream



  907. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    when i told yo momma i was gonna sweep the chimney, she spread her legs and said “finally!”



  908. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s like a bowling pin; gets knocked down by balls



  909. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat she was kicked out of an all u can eat buffet



  910. Jenster101's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so hairy people think she’s bigfoot[lol]:}



  911. ObPebbles's Momma Joke:

    yo mommaz so ugly she enterd the ugli contest and the manager said…” Sorry But No Professionals Aloud” :L:L



  912. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Ya mommaz so stupid she gave birth to you



  913. norbit's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she went to the zoo elephant stared to throw peanuts



  914. norbit's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she went to the zoo elephant stared to throw peanuts



  915. tonio on deck's Momma Joke:

    you mama iz so stupid that shes stupid ha ha



  916. jerry's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so ugly she made an onion cry



  917. andrew's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so hairy she speaks wukey



  918. Marlin Wright's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma Is So fat dora the explorer can’t even explore her\



  919. fenix's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she got hit bi a car and dwhen she woke up she said who throw dat rock!



  920. YO MOMA KING's Momma Joke:

    YO MoMmA So OLD : she got an autograph form jusus !



  921. Rosalie's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s teeth are so yellow that it makes the sun jelous



  922. Rosalie's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s teeth are so crooked that a fly thinks it’s a maze!!



  923. dickhead's Momma Joke:

    yo was so dark when dark you were born day had to take u away until she wasnt afaraid of da dark



  924. dickhead2's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly when yur daddy throwd her ova da road da cops fined her by lttering



  925. eli manning's Momma Joke:

    Your mama so smelly she called Right Gaurd for backup.



  926. dickhead's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly when yur daddy throwd her ova da road da cops fined him by lttering



  927. yodaddi's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she cant fit in heaven so she went to hell



  928. knights34's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat that she needed to take a dump in the pacific ocean!



  929. ashleygriffith's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so fat she dosent need internet, she is already world wide.



  930. Anonymous PIMP's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so nasty the last time she gt some ass was when her finger sliped through the toilet paper



  931. Anonymous PIMP's Momma Joke:

    your mums so black i acdently exported her for oil



  932. hubba bubba's Momma Joke:

    Your mama so fat were in her right now!!!



  933. hubba bubba's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so dumb she took out the W’s out of her M+M’s



  934. hubba bubba's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is so dumb she asked for a price check at dollarama!!



  935. hubba bubba's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so dumb she called me to get my phone #!!!!!!



  936. hubba bubba's Momma Joke:

    she put lipstick on her forehead so she could MAKE UP her mind!!!



  937. Tay's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma teeth so yellow when she drink water it turn 2 lemondae



  938. YO DAD's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO UGLY THEY GOT TO TIE A STEAKE AROUND HER NECK TO GET THE DOG TO PLAY WHITH HER



  939. YO DAD's Momma Joke:

    YOU UGLY



  940. YO DAD's Momma Joke:

    YOU SO UGIY THEY HAD TO TIE A STACK AROUND HER NECK SO THE DOG WOULD PLAY WITH HER



  941. YO MAMA's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA’S SO UGLY THEY PUT HER ON THE NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC SHOW AND SHE GOT FAMOUS FOR BEING UGLY DAMN THING AIVE



  942. wilnick's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she roll over four qurters and turn it to a dollar



  943. MEEEEEEEE!!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so stupid she thought that joke was funny!!! (LAUGH)



  944. kenna's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so short she sits on the curb and swings her legs.



  945. josh's Momma Joke:

    yo mama got one toe one knee they call her tony



  946. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat i wasted all de petrol tryin 2 swerv round her



  947. tiffanybitches's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so stupid when your dad tried to do her she said to go jack off. beat that bitches.



  948. california's best's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so ugly that she looks like you fat and depressed



  949. Brian's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, that when stepped on a scale it said, “to be continued”!



  950. scotpot's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she wore a green dress, people looked under her skirt sayin “where’s my christmas present!”



  951. scotpot's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven



  952. tj's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old her breasts give milk powder.



  953. diana anyhony's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat her fat has a zip code



  954. DK's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she use a mircowave as a beeper



  955. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she steped on a weihgt scale they said go run



  956. COOL GUY's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO POOR SHE WENT TO THE 99 CENT STORE AND COMPLAINED ABOUT THE PRICE



  957. ANONOMS's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO UGLY SHE LOOKS LIKE SHAQ WITH A PONYTAIL ON



  958. big mike's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat your dad proposed to her with an onion ring



  959. big mike's Momma Joke:

    that shit wuz stupid



  960. AMATEURS's Momma Joke:

    y0 mama so stupid when the contract asked for sex she wrote yes please



  961. isabella's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so fat when she sat on the tolit it said abcde get your fat ass off of me



  962. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she can make lard come out of her pours.



  963. branden's Momma Joke:

    your moma is so stupid that she sold her car for gas



  964. branden's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat that she coulnt’ come through the door



  965. Blin Cee's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is so hairy her pussy had its own dandrif.



  966. Blin Cee's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is like a nascar burns through 3 rubbers a night.



  967. super man j's Momma Joke:

    ur momma teeth r so yellow went she wemt to cherch the pasture said god is looking at us



  968. Emma's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat that when she had you they could not find you in all her blubber so they had to sent down a scuba diver down… lol



  969. toot's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so ugly even a vampire wouldn’t bite her



  970. Colton's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!



  971. crazy intense dewd's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she jumped in da air she got stuck



  972. tike t's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she ugly



  973. blak and drum's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid when she was breast feeding she sucked her own nipple



  974. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so sexy that when she slobbed on my knob it felt like corn on the cob.



  975. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma such a whore shes the person a prostitute goes to have sex with



  976. Someone's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.



  977. tessa's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when a car hit her she said who threw that rock



  978. game's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she squezz everyon in the 3rd grade



  979. Justin's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic



  980. ale's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was in the bathroom scale



  981. nina's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupied she asked me what does yellow mean and i said slow down and she said wwwwwhhhat ddddooossse yyeeelllow mmmmmeeeeaann



  982. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mom!!!!



  983. BELIA's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED OFF THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT STUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  984. shadeeda's Momma Joke:

    your mom



  985. shadeeda's Momma Joke:

    your goes to college!!!!!



  986. shadeeda's Momma Joke:

    learn how to spell!!!!!



  987. michaeljacksonluverbabayyy's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out hahahhaahahahahaah!!!!



  988. tommy's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat that when she sat on the empire state building king kong came out haha thats wayyy better than yours michaeljackson luverbabayyyyyy hahhaahahahahahaahahhahahahahah



  989. your mom's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so skinny that people thought she was a skeleton then the teacher used her mom as a presentation for body lol lol lol ;)



  990. thamas's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so fat that she had trubble putting a bra on



  991. to brotha's Momma Joke:

    yo Mammas so fat they had to put speed bumps in McDonald’s
    2.yo mammas so fat that when she sat on the beach people yell’ed “free willy!!”



  992. someone's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she has mo rolls than a bakery



  993. mini 11 yrs old's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so black that when she gave birth to you they thought you were a chocolate bar



  994. Diana's Momma Joke:

    your mommasa so stupid she drank lemonade from a toilet.



  995. Nanny's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas so fat her water bed was the ocean.



  996. Casidy's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she stepped on the scale and it said “On at a time.”



  997. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so poor that when she went to the homeless shelter she hade her own v.i.p section lol



  998. karman's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she walked into subway and ordered a train!



  999. georgia's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so ugly that when she went in the ugly competition they said “sorry no professionals”



  1000. georgie's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat that when she went to the beach the whales came up to her and started singing “we are family”



  1001. ryan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat it took the t-shirt company a century just to make shirt her size



  1002. Dude Mistro's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flipflops



  1003. J.H's Momma Joke:

    Y0 M0MMA EARS ARE S0 BiG THAT WHEN i SEE HER WAlkiNG D0WN THE STREET SHE L00KS LiKE A CAR WiTH B0TH D00RS 0PEN



  1004. mummy's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so fat when she puts on a yellow raincoat peaople shout taxi



  1005. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so supid she trough a rock on the floor and she missed



  1006. JS's Momma Joke:

    Your mom is like a brick flat on both sides and get laid by mexicans



  1007. jason's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she thout that storm troopers were marshmellows



  1008. kiss my ass's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid that she was 72 when she passed pre-school



  1009. j dog's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat that when she sat down the elephant felt sorry



  1010. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your mamas so stupid she stuck a phone up her butt, and whenever any one called she would answer by saying, “butty call’



  1011. Neurotic's Momma Joke:

    Gay



  1012. anomynous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she failed a IQ test



  1013. haha's Momma Joke:

    YO mama is so stupid that she bought a solar powered flashlight



  1014. betty 13 yr old's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when is goes into the elevator in stead of it going up is going down..!



  1015. Yo momma teeth so crooked when she smiles look like her mouth is throwing up gang signs's Momma Joke:

    Huey-d



  1016. Unknown's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat when she walked in the street wit a red dress people yell “Hey its kool aid”



  1017. Jose's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she when she was saying a yo mama joke all she said was “yo mama”



  1018. jason's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat that gabba the hut sed daaaamm!



  1019. anomynous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama us so short you can see her feet on her driving liscence



  1020. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she makes drit look smart



  1021. jezzika's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas teeth r soo yellow..wen she went 2 church and smiled..everyone started to sing in walkin on sunshine



  1022. jezzika's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat,wen she jumped in the air…..she got stuck



  1023. jezzika's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat wen she got stuck in the telephone booth..the only way 2 get her out was 2 grease her legs and throw a twinkie in de street



  1024. jezzika's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat..wen ppl were driving around her….they ran out a gas



  1025. snoflake's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat the microwave dinged and she checked the door



  1026. i am awesome i said's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly……..well lok at you?



  1027. bazzoka's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she went to the moovies she was the only one!!!!!



  1028. nottelling11yrs's Momma Joke:

    ure momma so fat u show her the worlds bigest tv she says nice gameboy

    ure momma so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch



  1029. nads hamelten's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma is so ugly she made an onion cry



  1030. nads hamelten's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she fell the floor craked up



  1031. nads hamelten's Momma Joke:

    your momma so stupid she enterd a stupid contest and they said sorry no perfetionels



  1032. thewt's Momma Joke:

    i suck dick and kiss ass you f***ers



  1033. Marie's Momma Joke:

    Yo dog is so hairy oops i didnt mean to bring yo mama into this conversation



  1034. madjoka's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat wen she went scale it said her phone number



  1035. madjoka's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat wen she went on da scale it said her phone number



  1036. madjoka's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly she had to have it with a frog



  1037. Beyonce's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so stupid, she doesn’t even notice that you people have horrible grammar.



  1038. yo yo's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas teeth r soooo yellow that wen she closes her mouth her belly glows hahaha



  1039. yo yo's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry



  1040. yo yo's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid when she stuck a batery up her butt she said i got the power..



  1041. Jake Fullerty's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so dumb she tried climbin over a glass wall 2 see wat on the other site



  1042. Jake Fullerty's Momma Joke:

    your momma so dumb she tried to put em n ems in alphabetical order



  1043. Jake Fullerty's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she plays pool wit the planets



  1044. FAT MA's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so stupid, she stops at the stop sign until it said go.



  1045. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so hairy the only language she can speak is wookie…UUUUUHHHHH



  1046. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mammas so stupid she tried drowning a fish



  1047. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid, she make blondes look like freaking geniouses!



  1048. nakiya thompson's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so stupid that she sat on the tv an watched the couch



  1049. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so fat



  1050. tyler's Momma Joke:

    yo ma ma so stupid she put a battery up her ass and said i got the power



  1051. jordan 11 yrs. old's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she could be the eighth continent.



  1052. Jason's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she thought quarterback was a refund.



  1053. abc barney is my worst enmeystick a shotgun up his but pull the triger OMG!!'s Momma Joke:

    youre moma is fat she is as big as the Arch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol lol lol lol lol

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  1054. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mom so fat tha ther fat hangs to touch her ass



  1055. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your moma so fat shee has 3 types of body fat pork chiken and beef lmao



  1056. Breanna 13yrs old's Momma Joke:

    You’re Mama so ugly when she laid on the beach, the stray cats tried to bury her in sand.

    Your’e mama so fat when she got her senior pictures, they all said “To Be Continued”.

    You’re mama so stupid that she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch.

    You’re mama so fat that her picture fell off the wall.

    Your’e mama so stupid that she trips over a cordless phone.



  1057. Breanna 13yrs old's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama’s So Fat when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
    Yo Mama’s So Ugly the NHL banned her for life.
    Yo Mama’s So Fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
    Yo Mama’s So Fat her senior pictures had to be aerial views.
    Yo Mama’s So Fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals.
    Yo Mama’s So Ugly yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
    Yo Mama’s So Fat her belly button’s got an echo.
    Yo Mama’s So Fat when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up.
    Yo Mama’s So Ugly when she applied for the ugly contest they told her ‘NO Professionals’.
    Yo Mama’s So Dirty whe she walked into Red Lobster, They told her “YOU CAn”T BRING YOU”RE OWN CRABS”.
    Yo Mama’s So Lazy she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote control.



  1058. yomomma's Momma Joke:

    your mum is like a bubblegum machine 25p a blow



  1059. yomomma's Momma Joke:

    yo mum sucks pussy



  1060. yomomma's Momma Joke:

    yo mum is a pedofile



  1061. yomomma's Momma Joke:

    21243676457976465787929279+87549+798+4984198+1+984+817+9186+1789+18916+1861969+84134376762428545864668734256982498726/9*32-6+48.31
    86834356654626544264261246512614265124652+41262651
    819618416914981981981919819814981
    91919819841961619819

    its robot for yo momma is a douchbag



  1062. m & c's Momma Joke:

    ur mums so fat that she doesnt need the internet cos shes already worldwide! LmAo



  1063. m & c's Momma Joke:

    ur mums like a bowling ball she always gettin fingered and thrown in the gutter yet she always comes back for more -_-



  1064. krissi's Momma Joke:

    ur mums a milf



  1065. matt's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat she sat on a dollar and started making change



  1066. matt and calvin's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat she uses the grand canyon for a toilet



  1067. matt and calvin's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so ugly she didnt need a costume to try out for star wars



  1068. matt and calvin's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat i rolled her over and found 90 pounds of crack



  1069. yomomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma sucks carrorts



  1070. Leon's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so old she squirted out milk powder out of her nipple.



  1071. yomomma's Momma Joke:

    when ur mum looked out the window she got done



  1072. Leon's Momma Joke:

    your mum is so dumb she tryed commiting suicide she jumped off a curb.



  1073. matt's Momma Joke:

    ur mum sucks cheese



  1074. yomomma's Momma Joke:

    yo mum is retarded and lonely



  1075. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so stupid she tryed to put m@ms in alphabetical order



  1076. chris's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid that when she was on her way to the mall she was bearly gonna get of tha free way and the exit said mall left so her stupidd ass went hone thinking tha mall left



  1077. narutos mamma's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she thought air force one was a lightning bug



  1078. narutos mamma's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so stupid when you where takin a bath she came in and you said dont look and she said whats there to look at?



  1079. narutos mamma's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so cheap i saw her chasing a garbage truck with a grocerie list



  1080. Your Modda's Momma Joke:

    Your mommy so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they’re afraid of her face!!



  1081. Your Modda's Momma Joke:

    Your modda is so stink she smells like a rotten fish that has been shitted out and put into a sess pool.



  1082. YMJ P!Nk!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama`s so stupid when she saw her mama they both died of uglyness!



  1083. YMJ P!Nk!!'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is soooo fattttttt when she joined a fat team the others through her out bc she was perfect!



  1084. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    uyiu



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