Yo Momma So skinny, She can go outside and dodge raindrops. Yo momma so fat, yo daddy had to roll over twice to get off of her after having sex. Yo Momma so fat she’s on both sides of the family tree. You momma so poor, she eats cornflakes with a fork in order to save milk
yo momma’s so fat, every time she turns around it’s her birth day!, yo momma’s so stupid, she tried to drown a goldfish, yo momma’s so fat, when i gave her sex, i burnt my ass on the light!
yo momma so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped her instead of you!!!yo momma so ugly when she was born momma said what a treasure and daddy said yeah lets bury it!
you momma so tall when she do a cart wheel she kick jesus…….you momma so fat when she walked into mcdonalds they put the sighn up out of business!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: March 1st, 2007
Yo Momma So skinny, She can go outside and dodge raindrops. Yo momma so fat, yo daddy had to roll over twice to get off of her after having sex. Yo Momma so fat she’s on both sides of the family tree. You momma so poor, she eats cornflakes with a fork in order to save milk
Posted: March 1st, 2007
yo momma’s so fat, every time she turns around it’s her birth day!, yo momma’s so stupid, she tried to drown a goldfish, yo momma’s so fat, when i gave her sex, i burnt my ass on the light!
Posted: March 1st, 2007
yo momma so fat i bang her with a hanger while i fang her with a bang her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: March 2nd, 2007
Yo momma so fat, jesus can’t even lift her spirits!
Posted: March 2nd, 2007
You guys got sickass jokes mann this shit is crazy!!!!
Posted: March 2nd, 2007
yo momma so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped her instead of you!!!yo momma so ugly when she was born momma said what a treasure and daddy said yeah lets bury it!
Posted: March 2nd, 2007
ur momma so skinny she can hoola hoop a cherio……y
Posted: March 2nd, 2007
you momma so tall when she do a cart wheel she kick jesus…….you momma so fat when she walked into mcdonalds they put the sighn up out of business!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: March 3rd, 2007
yo momma is so fat when she got hit bya bus she like WHO THROUGH THAT ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: March 3rd, 2007
yo momma just like a bowlin ball. she gets picked up fingered and thrown in the gutter
Posted: March 3rd, 2007
yo momma so black and her teeth r so yellow when she smiles she looks like a pittsburg steelers helmet