Yo Momma So skinny, She can go outside and dodge raindrops. Yo momma so fat, yo daddy had to roll over twice to get off of her after having sex. Yo Momma so fat she’s on both sides of the family tree. You momma so poor, she eats cornflakes with a fork in order to save milk
yo momma’s so fat, every time she turns around it’s her birth day!, yo momma’s so stupid, she tried to drown a goldfish, yo momma’s so fat, when i gave her sex, i burnt my ass on the light!
yo momma so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped her instead of you!!!yo momma so ugly when she was born momma said what a treasure and daddy said yeah lets bury it!
you momma so tall when she do a cart wheel she kick jesus…….you momma so fat when she walked into mcdonalds they put the sighn up out of business!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo momma is so black,she drank water and pissed coffee.Yo momma so hairy she got split ends on her nipples.Yo momma so fat when she has sex she moans recipes.
yo mamma so fat,she was floating in the sea and japan claimed her as the new world.yo mamma so stupid she threw a brick at the floor and missed.yo mamma so stupid she stole a free sample.yo mamma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.yo mamma so ugly she stuck her face out the window and got arrested for mooning.
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YO MOMMA iS SO OLD…HER SOCiAL SECURiTY NUMBER iS 1!
YO MOMMA iS SO UGLY…SHE TRiED OUT FOR A ROLE iN STARWARS, AND SHE DiDN’T EVEN NEED A COSTUME!
YO ASS iS SO UGLY…WHEN YOU WERE BORN YO MOMMA LOOKED AT YO DAD AND SAiD…”DAMN, i SHOULD HAVE JUST GAVE YOU HEAD!”
yo momma so fat when she got on the scale the scale said to be continued!!!!,yo momma so fat when she got on the scale it said yo phone number!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mamma so poor i saw her kicking a can and i sais what are you doing and she says im moving. Yo mamma so stupid that when she went to a Clippers game she thought she was getting a haircut
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Yo mama so fat you had to bring her to school for a parent teacher conference and the teacher started yelling “fatty fatty two by four cant even fit through the cafeteria door”
ur momma’s so hairy,wen u were born you got carpet burn!….ur momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger poped out of gorge washintons nose!…ur momma so fat when she goes to a resterount and looks at the menu and says,ok!….ur momma’s so fat the last time she herd a whistle was when she got hit by a train!…ur momma’s so fat she has to pull down her pants to get in her pocket!…ur momma’s so old i told her to act her own age and she died!….ur momma’s so old she licked jesuses fingers at KFC!
yo mama so fat people jog around her for exersise. yo mama so fat she looked at a food menu and said okay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! alexis so stupid he stuck a battery up his butt and said i got the power
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!
Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning
the comment bout drownin in a puddle aint funny cuz my cuz died in a puddle 4 real so the b***h who wrote dat UR MOMMA so ugly when ur daddy tried 2 f**k er his Dick fell off
especially RATT BOY {go chew on some garbage} SLT yer just wrong {go bike riding or somethin to keep ya from being queer} and whoever is talkin bout privates yer just a bunch of fags that need a life!!!!!!!!!
JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL TO FETCH A PAIL OF WATER JACK FELL DOWN AND BROKE HIS KROWN TURNED OUT THE HILL WAS UR MOTHER,YOUR MOMMAS SO FAT SHE HAS PICTURES OF FOOD IN HER WALLET,YOU MOMMA HAS YEST INFECTIONS ON POURPOUS JUST SO SHE DONT HAVE TO GO TO THE STORE TO BUY BREAD.
Posted: March 1st, 2007
Yo Momma So skinny, She can go outside and dodge raindrops. Yo momma so fat, yo daddy had to roll over twice to get off of her after having sex. Yo Momma so fat she’s on both sides of the family tree. You momma so poor, she eats cornflakes with a fork in order to save milk
Posted: March 1st, 2007
yo momma’s so fat, every time she turns around it’s her birth day!, yo momma’s so stupid, she tried to drown a goldfish, yo momma’s so fat, when i gave her sex, i burnt my ass on the light!
Posted: March 1st, 2007
yo momma so fat i bang her with a hanger while i fang her with a bang her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: March 2nd, 2007
Yo momma so fat, jesus can’t even lift her spirits!
Posted: March 2nd, 2007
You guys got sickass jokes mann this shit is crazy!!!!
Posted: March 2nd, 2007
yo momma so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped her instead of you!!!yo momma so ugly when she was born momma said what a treasure and daddy said yeah lets bury it!
Posted: March 2nd, 2007
ur momma so skinny she can hoola hoop a cherio……y
Posted: March 2nd, 2007
you momma so tall when she do a cart wheel she kick jesus…….you momma so fat when she walked into mcdonalds they put the sighn up out of business!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: March 3rd, 2007
yo momma is so fat when she got hit bya bus she like WHO THROUGH THAT ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: March 3rd, 2007
yo momma just like a bowlin ball. she gets picked up fingered and thrown in the gutter
Posted: March 3rd, 2007
yo momma so black and her teeth r so yellow when she smiles she looks like a pittsburg steelers helmet
Posted: March 3rd, 2007
Yur Momma so dumb that she was outside closing boxes full of sunshine fo daylight savings time
Posted: March 3rd, 2007
ur mama such a pig she likes to crawl on the ground and root out grubs
Posted: March 4th, 2007
ur mom goes to college
Posted: March 7th, 2007
yo momma so stupid she sold her car to buy a piece of irish gold chocolate
Posted: March 7th, 2007
yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money
Posted: March 7th, 2007
yo momma so ugly she got arrested for flickin some one of with her face
Posted: March 7th, 2007
Yo momma is so fat that she dont need the internet she’s already worldwide!!!!!!!!
BITCH !!!!!!!
Posted: March 7th, 2007
these are pretty gay some are funny like the rain drop one
Posted: March 7th, 2007
god david is so gay hes sitting right next to me laufing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: March 7th, 2007
your mom is so fat that when she got poked helium came out!!!! Beat that Bicthes and you alex!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: March 7th, 2007
your momma so fat she swam in the anlatic and used asia to wipe her self off
Posted: March 7th, 2007
yo momma is so fat, i had to take2 triains and a bus just to get on her good side
Posted: March 7th, 2007
Yo momma is so dumb when i said it was chilly outside, she ran out with a spoon
Posted: March 8th, 2007
yo momma is so ugly, flava flav would look at her and say hell NO
Posted: March 8th, 2007
yo momma so ugly, she makes her vibrator go limp
Posted: March 8th, 2007
You need to tell your mom to stop wearing different lipstick colors because I’m getting a rainbow color on my dick.
Posted: March 8th, 2007
You need to tell your mom to stop wearing different lipstick colors because I’m getting a rainbow color on my dick.
Posted: March 8th, 2007
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Posted: March 8th, 2007
Yo momma is so black,she drank water and pissed coffee.Yo momma so hairy she got split ends on her nipples.Yo momma so fat when she has sex she moans recipes.
Posted: March 8th, 2007
Yo momma is so fat she got pictures of food in her wallet.
Posted: March 8th, 2007
Yo momma is so skinny when she ate a tick-tack she looked six months pregnant.
Posted: March 8th, 2007
yo momma so short she poses for trophies
Posted: March 8th, 2007
yo momma so greasy she uses bacon as a band-aid
Posted: March 8th, 2007
yo momma is so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway. yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon
Posted: March 8th, 2007
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Posted: March 8th, 2007
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Posted: March 8th, 2007
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Posted: March 9th, 2007
Yo momma is so dumb that she thought Snoop Dogg was a crime Dog.
Posted: March 9th, 2007
yo mommas sooooooo ugly she looked in a mirror and it broke!! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh beat that bitches!!!
Posted: March 9th, 2007
wow that zach kid is so lame…
Posted: March 9th, 2007
your mommas so stupid i asked her for a comback and she said get it out of my mouth
Posted: March 9th, 2007
your momma is so fat i told her it was chilly outside so she grabbed a bowl and some crackers and went outside
Posted: March 9th, 2007
yo momma so fat that when she walks in a room she sits by everybody. oooohh lol
Posted: March 9th, 2007
yo mommas so ty she thought a weenier dog was something u suck on
Posted: March 9th, 2007
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Posted: March 9th, 2007
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Posted: March 9th, 2007
yo momma so short she got a offer to be on the smurfs
Posted: March 9th, 2007
yo mommas so fat she went to a rodeo and the people were trying to rope her
Posted: March 10th, 2007
yo mamma so fat,she was floating in the sea and japan claimed her as the new world.yo mamma so stupid she threw a brick at the floor and missed.yo mamma so stupid she stole a free sample.yo mamma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.yo mamma so ugly she stuck her face out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Posted: March 10th, 2007
yo mamma so ugly she joined an ugly compotition and they said “Sorry no professionals”
yo mamma so old her birth sertificate said expired
Posted: March 10th, 2007
yo mamma so fat she turned all the way around and missed 3 episodes of spongebob
Posted: March 10th, 2007
ah the davids web page is retarted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!has no jokes on it lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Posted: March 10th, 2007
Yo mammas had so much plastic surgery kids by her in the toy aisle
Posted: March 10th, 2007
Yo mammas master that one about the pig and grubs wasnt funny you dont deserve that name
Posted: March 11th, 2007
your moms like a vacuum she sucks she blows and she gets laid in the closet
Posted: March 11th, 2007
your moms like plywood. shes cheap and easy to screw
Posted: March 11th, 2007
your moms like a baseball everybody hits her
Posted: March 11th, 2007
your moms like a baseball you hit her and run
Posted: March 11th, 2007
your mom is so fat all her relationships are long distance
Posted: March 11th, 2007
your moms so hairy when you were born u got a rugburn
Posted: March 11th, 2007
you asked your mom “whats for dinner” and she spread her legs and said “crabs”
Posted: March 12th, 2007
yo mommas so stupid on the way 2 dairy queen she saw a sign that said dq left so she said aww shit and turned around and went home
yo mommas so poor wen she walked outside the bathroom she sang we are family all the the bitch ass skunks and me
Posted: March 12th, 2007
you momma is so ugly she went to walmart and got kicked out because the sign said “Dogs are Prohibited”
Posted: March 13th, 2007
“yo momma” jokes are so stupid, why do yall waste yalls time making these lame jokes? come on get a life…. thats wat yo momma said!
Posted: March 13th, 2007
YO MOMMA iS SO OLD…HER SOCiAL SECURiTY NUMBER iS 1!
YO MOMMA iS SO UGLY…SHE TRiED OUT FOR A ROLE iN STARWARS, AND SHE DiDN’T EVEN NEED A COSTUME!
YO ASS iS SO UGLY…WHEN YOU WERE BORN YO MOMMA LOOKED AT YO DAD AND SAiD…”DAMN, i SHOULD HAVE JUST GAVE YOU HEAD!”
Posted: March 14th, 2007
yo momma so fat when she got on the scale the scale said to be continued!!!!,yo momma so fat when she got on the scale it said yo phone number!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: March 14th, 2007
yo momma so ugly that she makes frankanstein look pretty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: March 14th, 2007
yo mama just like a playstation little kids turn her on!
Posted: March 14th, 2007
yo mama so fat that when she sat on a whale they started singin “we are family”
Posted: March 15th, 2007
Yo Momma Smell So Bad She Woke The Dead Up!!!!!
Posted: March 16th, 2007
yo mamma so hairy she got afros on her nipples.
Posted: March 16th, 2007
yo mamma so poor i saw her kicking a can and i sais what are you doing and she says im moving. Yo mamma so stupid that when she went to a Clippers game she thought she was getting a haircut
Posted: March 16th, 2007
YO Momma so sHort She dRowned n a PudDle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yo MomMa Soo00 Fat dat when i looked up da word FAT n da dictionary it showed her fatAZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yo momma izzz sooo fat she is just a fataZZZZzz like da fataZZZZZZZZZZ reading dis comment!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: March 16th, 2007
your mom is like a brick she is always getting laid
Posted: March 17th, 2007
yo mammas so fat when she steped on a scale it said to be countinued.
Posted: March 18th, 2007
yo momma so fat she got on the scale it said to be continued
Posted: March 18th, 2007
Yo momma so stupid and broke, she plays football to get her quarterback!….
Posted: March 18th, 2007
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she tries to walk the dog, the dog bitch-slaps her and takes her for a walk!
Posted: March 18th, 2007
Yo momma’s so fat, she’s got more spares than the michelin man and more roles than the pillsbury doughboy!!!
Posted: March 18th, 2007
Yo momma’s so fat, she’s got more chin’s than a chinesse phonebook!
Posted: March 20th, 2007
yo momma so sweet she tastes like honey
Posted: March 20th, 2007
ur mama is so ugly she’s in the monster hall of fame
Posted: March 21st, 2007
yo momma’s gay she had sex with a broom!!!!!!! B-)
Posted: March 21st, 2007
your sooooooooooo gay you pold and pold on your dick and you went to your sister and sade suck it for me cuz i can’t bend down ther
Posted: March 21st, 2007
Yo momma so stupid and broke, she plays football to get her quarterback
Posted: March 22nd, 2007
yo momma so ugly when she entered the ugly contest they said sorry no profesinals.
Posted: March 22nd, 2007
your dad is so old he has to stick his dick in the freezer to get it hard
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
Yo mama so fat you had to bring her to school for a parent teacher conference and the teacher started yelling “fatty fatty two by four cant even fit through the cafeteria door”
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
yo mamma so old she knew snoop dog when he was a puppy
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
yo momma so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed
Posted: March 24th, 2007
Yo mommas so ugly she could trick or treat over the telephone
Posted: March 24th, 2007
Yo mommas so fat she steped on the scale and it said what the F**K
Posted: March 24th, 2007
Yo mommas so fat she got in a horse carriage and the horse turned around and said this is bull shit
Posted: March 24th, 2007
Yo mommas so fat she could be the 8th contenint
Posted: March 24th, 2007
Yo mommas so stupid she went through the front door and out the back
Posted: March 24th, 2007
Yo mommas so fat she got hit by a bus and said who threw that twinkie.
Posted: March 24th, 2007
Ur mom is like a hardware store 25 cent per screw!!!!!
Posted: March 25th, 2007
ur momma’s so hairy,wen u were born you got carpet burn!….ur momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger poped out of gorge washintons nose!…ur momma so fat when she goes to a resterount and looks at the menu and says,ok!….ur momma’s so fat the last time she herd a whistle was when she got hit by a train!…ur momma’s so fat she has to pull down her pants to get in her pocket!…ur momma’s so old i told her to act her own age and she died!….ur momma’s so old she licked jesuses fingers at KFC!
Posted: March 25th, 2007
yo mama so poor i asked her where the bathroom was, she said the back yard
Posted: March 25th, 2007
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Posted: March 25th, 2007
yo mama so fat people jog around her for exersise. yo mama so fat she looked at a food menu and said okay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! alexis so stupid he stuck a battery up his butt and said i got the power
Posted: March 25th, 2007
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Posted: March 26th, 2007
Yo momma is so hairy that she has dreadlocks on her back.
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Posted: March 26th, 2007
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Posted: March 27th, 2007
Yo momma is so fat, she got baptized at Sea World!!!
Yo momma is so fat, when she turns her head her neck looks like a pack of HotDogs!!!!!!!!
Posted: March 28th, 2007
ur momma so fat wen she walk her booty clap u acting lyk ur moms all that she so crosseyed wen she cry tears roll down her back
Posted: March 28th, 2007
Yo momma is sooooo fat, she jumped into a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Posted: March 28th, 2007
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Posted: March 28th, 2007
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Posted: March 28th, 2007
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Posted: March 28th, 2007
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Posted: March 28th, 2007
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Posted: March 28th, 2007
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Posted: March 28th, 2007
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Posted: March 28th, 2007
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Posted: March 28th, 2007
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Posted: March 28th, 2007
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Posted: March 28th, 2007
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Posted: March 28th, 2007
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Posted: March 28th, 2007
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Posted: March 28th, 2007
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Posted: March 28th, 2007
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Posted: March 28th, 2007
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Posted: March 28th, 2007
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Posted: March 29th, 2007
yo momma so ugly when she looked out the winda she got arrested for 3rd degree murder
Posted: March 30th, 2007
yo momma stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
Posted: March 30th, 2007
yo momma so fat she got a donut and returned it complaining it has a hole in it
Posted: March 30th, 2007
yo momma so fat she used a piece of bacon for a band-aid
Posted: March 30th, 2007
yo momma so black she was counted absent at night school
Posted: March 30th, 2007
yo momma so fat she sat on wal-mart and the prices lowered
Posted: March 31st, 2007
yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: April 1st, 2007
Yo momma so fat she went to get in her car and lost it up her ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: April 1st, 2007
You momma so stupid the song “Smack That” came on and she started smacking the radio
Posted: April 2nd, 2007
yo momma so dumb she put make up on her heads juts to make up her mind
Posted: April 2nd, 2007
yo momma so fat that when she sits on the toilet, there is an earthquake!
Posted: April 2nd, 2007
yo mamma is so stupid that when someone said “you cut the chess” she said give me a piece
damn she stupid
Posted: April 3rd, 2007
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Posted: April 4th, 2007
your mom is sooo fat she took a spoon to the superbowl HA =]
your mom is soooooooooo fat shes just fat
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Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo mamma so skinny, yer daddy uses her as a toothpic.!. ;D
Posted: April 5th, 2007
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Posted: April 5th, 2007
ur mamas like humty dumty firtst she gets humped then she gets dumped
Posted: April 5th, 2007
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Posted: April 5th, 2007
all ur mamas r so stupid they got stabed in a shoot out
Posted: April 5th, 2007
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Posted: April 5th, 2007
ur mamas so hairy when u were born u got rug burn
Posted: April 5th, 2007
Your Mama so dirty that when she farts she kills more jews than Hitler did.
Posted: April 8th, 2007
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Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!
Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning
Posted: April 8th, 2007
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Posted: April 10th, 2007
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Posted: April 10th, 2007
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Posted: April 11th, 2007
yo momma underarms stink so bad when she put on left guard deodorant it turned left,yo momma so fat she got on the scale and it said to be continued
Posted: April 11th, 2007
yo momma underarms stink so bad when she put on left guard deodorant it turned rightyo momma so fat she got on the scale and it said to be continued
Posted: April 13th, 2007
yo momas so fat the only song she sings is we are family bugerking micdanalds and me
Posted: April 14th, 2007
Yo momma is so fat, she jumped in the atlantic ocean and a whale said, “We are family, even though your fatter than me”!
Posted: April 14th, 2007
Yo momma is so stupid, she put a battery up her butt and said “I’ve got the power”!
Posted: April 16th, 2007
yo mother got a myspace
Posted: April 16th, 2007
yo mother is so old when she walks little pieces of her skin falls off
Posted: April 16th, 2007
yo mother smell like crab water
Posted: April 16th, 2007
ur grandfather look like bettle juice and ur grandmother wu-tang at airports
Posted: April 17th, 2007
ur mom is soo FAT she had to use a matress as a tampon!!!!
Posted: April 17th, 2007
ur mom is soo FAT when she wheres high heels she strikes oil.
Posted: April 17th, 2007
ur mom is soo FAT O’Ryans belt dont even fit her fat butt.
Posted: April 17th, 2007
ur mother is like a race car … she uses more thatn 4 rubbers a nite.
Posted: April 17th, 2007
ur mo is like a dornknob everybody gets a turn…lol
Posted: April 17th, 2007
ur mom is like a screen door..bang her hard enough she is loose.
Posted: April 17th, 2007
ur mom is soo fat her blod type is rocky road ice cream.
Posted: April 17th, 2007
ur mom is sooo FAT when she sits around the house: she sits AROUND the house”
Posted: April 17th, 2007
ur mom is soo poor i saw her kicking a can and i asked her what she was doing and she said moving
Posted: April 17th, 2007
ur moms houise is soo DURTY that to go outside i had to wipe my feet
Posted: April 17th, 2007
ur mom is soo stupid she traded her car for gas money….gosh
Posted: April 17th, 2007
ur mom is sooo skinny that her nipples touch…lol
Posted: April 17th, 2007
ur mom is sooo fat when she walks it looks like her legs are being polite….u first no u first u first no u first
Posted: April 17th, 2007
ur mom is so scary that she scares the littel chinxs…horezella…I LOVE UR MOM
Posted: April 18th, 2007
yo momma is so fat she called jenny craig and it said access denied
Posted: April 21st, 2007
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Posted: April 21st, 2007
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Posted: April 25th, 2007
Youreth mothereth is so stupideth, sheth stilleth talketh liketh thiseth!!!
Posted: April 25th, 2007
add me on myspace!
look up cealey!!
ill come back to post more!!!!
Posted: April 25th, 2007
HAYYYYY
Posted: April 25th, 2007
HAY YALL WATS UP??
Posted: April 29th, 2007
Yo momma is sooo fat that i slaped her butt and rode the waves
Posted: April 29th, 2007
Yo momma is sooo fat that when she walked out in high-heels, she came back in flip-flops
Posted: April 29th, 2007
Yo momma is soo fat that when she fell, I tried not to laugh, but the ground was cracking up!!!
Posted: April 29th, 2007
Yo momma is sooo poor, that i walked in her front door and fell out the back
Posted: April 29th, 2007
Yo momma is sooo ugly, she made the onion cry
Posted: April 29th, 2007
Yo momma is sooo fat, I tried to drive my car around her and i ran out of gas
Posted: April 29th, 2007
Yo momma is sooo poor that i stepped on a cigarette in her house and she said, “Where did my heat go?”.
Posted: April 29th, 2007
Yo momma is sooo gross that she did a split on your carpet and left a stain
Posted: May 2nd, 2007
YO DADDY IS SO OLD HE HAS TO PUT HIS DICK IN THE FREEZER JUST TO STAY HARD
Posted: May 2nd, 2007
YO momma fat she on BOTH SIDE OF THE FAMILY
Posted: May 2nd, 2007
YO momma so dumb when they said it was chilly outside she went inside and brought a bowl!!1
Posted: May 3rd, 2007
yo momma is so fat you could see her from space
Posted: May 3rd, 2007
ur momma is so skinny she slips through the crack on the floor
Posted: May 8th, 2007
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!!!…Not…!!!
Posted: May 9th, 2007
you all ya yo momma lovers write me some yo momma jokes on my email address
sapphirecrystal@comcast.net
Posted: May 10th, 2007
I blogged your mom
Your mom is on my top 8
Your mom makes me hard in my pants
yeah bitches!!!!!!!!!
suck on your mom’s tit
Posted: May 10th, 2007
yo momma`s like a s u v big black and there`s room for 6 construction workers inside
Posted: May 10th, 2007
your mammas like an envelope stamp lick her,stick her and send her away
Posted: May 13th, 2007
the comment bout drownin in a puddle aint funny cuz my cuz died in a puddle 4 real so the b***h who wrote dat UR MOMMA so ugly when ur daddy tried 2 f**k er his Dick fell off
Posted: May 15th, 2007
yo momma so fat she went to a chinese buffet and she got chased out by the owner yelling “its all you can eat not eat it all!”
all yer jokes are lame ass
Posted: May 15th, 2007
PRINCESS D yer not funny actually ya need therapy and anyone else whos doin dirty dirty thing and they should go to SATAN
Posted: May 15th, 2007
especially RATT BOY {go chew on some garbage} SLT yer just wrong {go bike riding or somethin to keep ya from being queer} and whoever is talkin bout privates yer just a bunch of fags that need a life!!!!!!!!!
Posted: May 15th, 2007
your moma is so black she fell of the grand canyon and everbody said darknes fell.
Posted: May 17th, 2007
JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL TO FETCH A PAIL OF WATER JACK FELL DOWN AND BROKE HIS KROWN TURNED OUT THE HILL WAS UR MOTHER,YOUR MOMMAS SO FAT SHE HAS PICTURES OF FOOD IN HER WALLET,YOU MOMMA HAS YEST INFECTIONS ON POURPOUS JUST SO SHE DONT HAVE TO GO TO THE STORE TO BUY BREAD.
Posted: May 17th, 2007
YO MOMMAS BREATH IS SOOOO BAD SHE CANT HELP BUT TO TALK SHIT
Posted: May 18th, 2007
yo mama so dumb she went to the 24 hour convience store and asked when do they close!!
BEAT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
,l, -_- ,l,
Posted: May 24th, 2007
yo mommas so poor i saw her walkin down the ally with one shoe on, i asked her if she lost a shoe, and she goes no look!!!…i just found one!!
beat that!!!!
Posted: May 24th, 2007
yo mommas so hairy she got affro’s growin on her titty’s
Posted: May 24th, 2007
yo mommas so fat she had to get baptized in sea world
Posted: May 24th, 2007
yo mommas so dumb she stuck 2 btteries up her but and said…I GOT THE POWER!!!
Posted: May 24th, 2007
YO MOMMAS SO OLD HER SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER IS 1.
Posted: May 24th, 2007
yo mommas so old shes still tellin these damn jokes
Posted: May 24th, 2007
yo mommas so fat she stepped on a scale and it said…TO BE CONTINUED…