yo momma so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped her instead of you!!!yo momma so ugly when she was born momma said what a treasure and daddy said yeah lets bury it!
yo momma’s so fat, every time she turns around it’s her birth day!, yo momma’s so stupid, she tried to drown a goldfish, yo momma’s so fat, when i gave her sex, i burnt my ass on the light!
Yo Momma So skinny, She can go outside and dodge raindrops. Yo momma so fat, yo daddy had to roll over twice to get off of her after having sex. Yo Momma so fat she’s on both sides of the family tree. You momma so poor, she eats cornflakes with a fork in order to save milk
yo momma so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped her instead of you!!!yo momma so ugly when she was born momma said what a treasure and daddy said yeah lets bury it!
TweetYou guys got sickass jokes mann this shit is crazy!!!!
TweetYo momma so fat, jesus can’t even lift her spirits!
Tweetyo momma so fat i bang her with a hanger while i fang her with a bang her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tweetyo momma’s so fat, every time she turns around it’s her birth day!, yo momma’s so stupid, she tried to drown a goldfish, yo momma’s so fat, when i gave her sex, i burnt my ass on the light!
TweetYo Momma So skinny, She can go outside and dodge raindrops. Yo momma so fat, yo daddy had to roll over twice to get off of her after having sex. Yo Momma so fat she’s on both sides of the family tree. You momma so poor, she eats cornflakes with a fork in order to save milk
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