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423 Responses to “Yo Momma’s For March 2007”

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  1. 166
    Alex said:

      yo momas so fat the only song she sings is we are family bugerking micdanalds and me

  2. 167
    micheal said:

      Yo momma is so fat, she jumped in the atlantic ocean and a whale said, “We are family, even though your fatter than me”!

  3. 168
    micheal said:

      Yo momma is so stupid, she put a battery up her butt and said “I’ve got the power”!

  4. 169
    zeke said:

      yo mother got a myspace

  5. 170
    zeke said:

      yo mother is so old when she walks little pieces of her skin falls off

  6. 171
    llyod said:

      yo mother smell like crab water

  7. 172
    llyod said:

      ur grandfather look like bettle juice and ur grandmother wu-tang at airports

  8. 173
    nathalie said:

      ur mom is soo FAT she had to use a matress as a tampon!!!!

  9. 174
    nathalie said:

      ur mom is soo FAT when she wheres high heels she strikes oil.

  10. 175
    nathalie said:

      ur mom is soo FAT O’Ryans belt dont even fit her fat butt.

  11. 176
    nathalie said:

      ur mother is like a race car … she uses more thatn 4 rubbers a nite.

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