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423 Responses to “Yo Momma’s For March 2007”

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  1. 177
    nathalie said:

      ur mo is like a dornknob everybody gets a turn…lol

  2. 178
    nathalie said:

      ur mom is like a screen door..bang her hard enough she is loose.

  3. 179
    Colton said:

      ur mom is soo fat her blod type is rocky road ice cream.

  4. 180
    Colton said:

      ur mom is sooo FAT when she sits around the house: she sits AROUND the house”

  5. 181
    Colton said:

      ur mom is soo poor i saw her kicking a can and i asked her what she was doing and she said moving

  6. 182
    Colton said:

      ur moms houise is soo DURTY that to go outside i had to wipe my feet

  7. 183
    Colton said:

      ur mom is soo stupid she traded her car for gas money….gosh

  8. 184
    Colton said:

      ur mom is sooo skinny that her nipples touch…lol

  9. 185
    Colton said:

      ur mom is sooo fat when she walks it looks like her legs are being polite….u first no u first u first no u first

  10. 186
    Colton said:

      ur mom is so scary that she scares the littel chinxs…horezella…I LOVE UR MOM

  11. 187
    Adam T. said:

      yo momma is so fat she called jenny craig and it said access denied

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