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423 Responses to “Yo Momma’s For March 2007”

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  1. 210
    ratt boy said:

      yo momma`s like a s u v big black and there`s room for 6 construction workers inside

  2. 211
    ratt boy said:

      your mammas like an envelope stamp lick her,stick her and send her away

  3. 212
    pretty gurl said:

      the comment bout drownin in a puddle aint funny cuz my cuz died in a puddle 4 real so the b***h who wrote dat UR MOMMA so ugly when ur daddy tried 2 f**k er his Dick fell off

  4. 213
    talk to the butt said:

      yo momma so fat she went to a chinese buffet and she got chased out by the owner yelling “its all you can eat not eat it all!”

      all yer jokes are lame ass

  5. 214
    talk to the butt said:

      PRINCESS D yer not funny actually ya need therapy and anyone else whos doin dirty dirty thing and they should go to SATAN

  6. 215
    talk to the butt said:

      especially RATT BOY {go chew on some garbage} SLT yer just wrong {go bike riding or somethin to keep ya from being queer} and whoever is talkin bout privates yer just a bunch of fags that need a life!!!!!!!!!

  7. 216
    collin said:

      your moma is so black she fell of the grand canyon and everbody said darknes fell.

  8. 217
    DAT PIMP said:

      JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL TO FETCH A PAIL OF WATER JACK FELL DOWN AND BROKE HIS KROWN TURNED OUT THE HILL WAS UR MOTHER,YOUR MOMMAS SO FAT SHE HAS PICTURES OF FOOD IN HER WALLET,YOU MOMMA HAS YEST INFECTIONS ON POURPOUS JUST SO SHE DONT HAVE TO GO TO THE STORE TO BUY BREAD.

  9. 218
    DAT PIMP said:

      YO MOMMAS BREATH IS SOOOO BAD SHE CANT HELP BUT TO TALK SHIT

  10. 219
    Me said:

      yo mama so dumb she went to the 24 hour convience store and asked when do they close!!

      BEAT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      ,l, -_- ,l,

  11. 220
    Sabrina said:

      yo mommas so poor i saw her walkin down the ally with one shoe on, i asked her if she lost a shoe, and she goes no look!!!…i just found one!!

      beat that!!!!

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