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423 Responses to “Yo Momma’s For March 2007”

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  1. 23
    Mariah Pierce said:

      yo momma is so fat, i had to take2 triains and a bus just to get on her good side

  2. 24
    Mariah Pierce said:

      Yo momma is so dumb when i said it was chilly outside, she ran out with a spoon

  3. 25
    timm said:

      yo momma is so ugly, flava flav would look at her and say hell NO

  4. 26
    timm said:

      yo momma so ugly, she makes her vibrator go limp

  5. 27
    Anonymous said:

      You need to tell your mom to stop wearing different lipstick colors because I’m getting a rainbow color on my dick.

  6. 28
    Al May said:

      You need to tell your mom to stop wearing different lipstick colors because I’m getting a rainbow color on my dick.

  7. 29
    tito said:

      Your momma is like a mini van, theree can be 8 people on her at once

  8. 30
    Daniel said:

      Yo momma is so black,she drank water and pissed coffee.Yo momma so hairy she got split ends on her nipples.Yo momma so fat when she has sex she moans recipes.

  9. 31
    Daniel said:

      Yo momma is so fat she got pictures of food in her wallet.

  10. 32
    Danny said:

      Yo momma is so skinny when she ate a tick-tack she looked six months pregnant.

  11. 33
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so short she poses for trophies

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