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423 Responses to “Yo Momma’s For March 2007”

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  1. 320
    Hannah_Fan (aka anonymous) said:

      Yo momma so dark, when she entered dark school, they marked her absent.

  2. 321
    Hannah_Fan said:

      Yo momma so bad at singing, when she started, everyone wondered what was dying.

  3. 322
    Hannah_Fan said:

      Yo momma so ugly, when she entered udly school, they said, “Sorry, no professionals.”

  4. 323
    Hannah_Fan said:

      Yo momma so fat the only thing who thinks she’s related is Garfield.

  5. 324
    Hannah_Fan said:

      Yo momma so fat, she can’t live anywhere, except outside, all the houses are too small!!

  6. 325
    gay boy said:
  7. 326
    anime avatars said:

      anime avatars…

      Hello!…

  8. 327
    Damatia said:

      Yo momma so poor that she goes to KFC and licks other people’s fingers

  9. 328
    Damatia said:

      Yo momma is so ugly, In September she walks down the street and then
      the people say……………………………………………………………………………………………
      “DAM!!!!!! Halloween already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. 329
    Damatia said:

      Your mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”

  11. 330
    Damatia said:

      Your mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”

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