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423 Responses to “Yo Momma’s For March 2007”

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  1. 34
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so greasy she uses bacon as a band-aid

  2. 35
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway. yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon

  3. 36
    Littled_952005@yahoo.com said:

      who ever e-mails me wins $1,000,000 limited time only :)

  4. 37
    Littled_952005@yahoo.com said:

      just say did i win and if you did i will respond yes you did :)

  5. 38
    Littled_952005@yahoo.com said:
  6. 39
    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma is so dumb that she thought Snoop Dogg was a crime Dog.

  7. 40
    zach gaymond said:

      yo mommas sooooooo ugly she looked in a mirror and it broke!! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh beat that bitches!!!

  8. 41
    zach gaymond said:

      wow that zach kid is so lame…

  9. 42
    Anonymous said:

      your mommas so stupid i asked her for a comback and she said get it out of my mouth

  10. 43
    TONY said:

      your momma is so fat i told her it was chilly outside so she grabbed a bowl and some crackers and went outside

  11. 44
    channing said:

      yo momma so fat that when she walks in a room she sits by everybody. oooohh lol

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