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423 Responses to “Yo Momma’s For March 2007”

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  1. 45
    channing said:

      yo mommas so ty she thought a weenier dog was something u suck on

  2. 46
    channing said:

      yo mommas so ty***

  3. 47
    channing said:

      yttuls

  4. 48
    channing said:

      yo momma so short she got a offer to be on the smurfs

  5. 49
    channing said:

      yo mommas so fat she went to a rodeo and the people were trying to rope her

  6. 50
    MIRANDA said:

      yo mamma so fat,she was floating in the sea and japan claimed her as the new world.yo mamma so stupid she threw a brick at the floor and missed.yo mamma so stupid she stole a free sample.yo mamma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.yo mamma so ugly she stuck her face out the window and got arrested for mooning.

  7. 51
    MIRANDA said:

      yo mamma so ugly she joined an ugly compotition and they said “Sorry no professionals”
      yo mamma so old her birth sertificate said expired

  8. 52
    MIRANDA said:

      yo mamma so fat she turned all the way around and missed 3 episodes of spongebob

  9. 53
    alex b said:

      ah the davids web page is retarted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!has no jokes on it lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  10. 54
    Kai said:

      Yo mammas had so much plastic surgery kids by her in the toy aisle

  11. 55
    Kai said:

      Yo mammas master that one about the pig and grubs wasnt funny you dont deserve that name

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