YO MOMMA iS SO OLD…HER SOCiAL SECURiTY NUMBER iS 1!
YO MOMMA iS SO UGLY…SHE TRiED OUT FOR A ROLE iN STARWARS, AND SHE DiDN’T EVEN NEED A COSTUME!
YO ASS iS SO UGLY…WHEN YOU WERE BORN YO MOMMA LOOKED AT YO DAD AND SAiD…”DAMN, i SHOULD HAVE JUST GAVE YOU HEAD!”
Posted: March 11th, 2007
your moms like a vacuum she sucks she blows and she gets laid in the closet
Posted: March 11th, 2007
your moms like plywood. shes cheap and easy to screw
Posted: March 11th, 2007
your moms like a baseball everybody hits her
Posted: March 11th, 2007
your moms like a baseball you hit her and run
Posted: March 11th, 2007
your mom is so fat all her relationships are long distance
Posted: March 11th, 2007
your moms so hairy when you were born u got a rugburn
Posted: March 11th, 2007
you asked your mom “whats for dinner” and she spread her legs and said “crabs”
Posted: March 12th, 2007
yo mommas so stupid on the way 2 dairy queen she saw a sign that said dq left so she said aww shit and turned around and went home
yo mommas so poor wen she walked outside the bathroom she sang we are family all the the bitch ass skunks and me
Posted: March 12th, 2007
you momma is so ugly she went to walmart and got kicked out because the sign said “Dogs are Prohibited”
Posted: March 13th, 2007
“yo momma” jokes are so stupid, why do yall waste yalls time making these lame jokes? come on get a life…. thats wat yo momma said!
Posted: March 13th, 2007
YO MOMMA iS SO OLD…HER SOCiAL SECURiTY NUMBER iS 1!
YO MOMMA iS SO UGLY…SHE TRiED OUT FOR A ROLE iN STARWARS, AND SHE DiDN’T EVEN NEED A COSTUME!
YO ASS iS SO UGLY…WHEN YOU WERE BORN YO MOMMA LOOKED AT YO DAD AND SAiD…”DAMN, i SHOULD HAVE JUST GAVE YOU HEAD!”