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423 Responses to “Yo Momma’s For March 2007”

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  1. 67
    traywall said:

      yo momma so fat when she got on the scale the scale said to be continued!!!!,yo momma so fat when she got on the scale it said yo phone number!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. 68
    traywall said:

      yo momma so ugly that she makes frankanstein look pretty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. 69
    yo mama said:

      yo mama just like a playstation little kids turn her on!

  4. 70
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so fat that when she sat on a whale they started singin “we are family”

  5. 71
    Crystal said:

      Yo Momma Smell So Bad She Woke The Dead Up!!!!!

  6. 72
    longhorn said:

      yo mamma so hairy she got afros on her nipples.

  7. 73
    longhorn said:

      yo mamma so poor i saw her kicking a can and i sais what are you doing and she says im moving. Yo mamma so stupid that when she went to a Clippers game she thought she was getting a haircut

  8. 74
    Yo DadDy said:

      YO Momma so sHort She dRowned n a PudDle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yo MomMa Soo00 Fat dat when i looked up da word FAT n da dictionary it showed her fatAZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yo momma izzz sooo fat she is just a fataZZZZzz like da fataZZZZZZZZZZ reading dis comment!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. 75
    russell said:

      your mom is like a brick she is always getting laid

  10. 76
    Angus said:

      yo mammas so fat when she steped on a scale it said to be countinued.

  11. 77
    andre said:

      yo momma so fat she got on the scale it said to be continued

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