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423 Responses to “Yo Momma’s For March 2007”

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  1. 78
    Ye-Ya said:

      Yo momma so stupid and broke, she plays football to get her quarterback!….

  2. 79
    Ye-Ya said:

      Yo momma’s so ugly, when she tries to walk the dog, the dog bitch-slaps her and takes her for a walk!

  3. 80
    Ye-Ya said:

      Yo momma’s so fat, she’s got more spares than the michelin man and more roles than the pillsbury doughboy!!!

  4. 81
    Ye-Ya said:

      Yo momma’s so fat, she’s got more chin’s than a chinesse phonebook!

  5. 82
    Yo Momma's Master said:

      yo momma so sweet she tastes like honey

  6. 83
    Yo Momma's Master said:

      ur mama is so ugly she’s in the monster hall of fame

  7. 84
    brandon said:

      yo momma’s gay she had sex with a broom!!!!!!! B-)

  8. 85
    Brandon said:

      your sooooooooooo gay you pold and pold on your dick and you went to your sister and sade suck it for me cuz i can’t bend down ther

  9. 86
    Brandon said:

      Yo momma so stupid and broke, she plays football to get her quarterback

  10. 87
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so ugly when she entered the ugly contest they said sorry no profesinals.

  11. 88
    jr said:

      your dad is so old he has to stick his dick in the freezer to get it hard

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