Yo mama so fat you had to bring her to school for a parent teacher conference and the teacher started yelling “fatty fatty two by four cant even fit through the cafeteria door”
ur momma’s so hairy,wen u were born you got carpet burn!….ur momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger poped out of gorge washintons nose!…ur momma so fat when she goes to a resterount and looks at the menu and says,ok!….ur momma’s so fat the last time she herd a whistle was when she got hit by a train!…ur momma’s so fat she has to pull down her pants to get in her pocket!…ur momma’s so old i told her to act her own age and she died!….ur momma’s so old she licked jesuses fingers at KFC!
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
Yo mama so fat you had to bring her to school for a parent teacher conference and the teacher started yelling “fatty fatty two by four cant even fit through the cafeteria door”
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
yo mamma so old she knew snoop dog when he was a puppy
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
yo momma so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed
Posted: March 24th, 2007
Yo mommas so ugly she could trick or treat over the telephone
Posted: March 24th, 2007
Yo mommas so fat she steped on the scale and it said what the F**K
Posted: March 24th, 2007
Yo mommas so fat she got in a horse carriage and the horse turned around and said this is bull shit
Posted: March 24th, 2007
Yo mommas so fat she could be the 8th contenint
Posted: March 24th, 2007
Yo mommas so stupid she went through the front door and out the back
Posted: March 24th, 2007
Yo mommas so fat she got hit by a bus and said who threw that twinkie.
Posted: March 24th, 2007
Ur mom is like a hardware store 25 cent per screw!!!!!
Posted: March 25th, 2007
ur momma’s so hairy,wen u were born you got carpet burn!….ur momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger poped out of gorge washintons nose!…ur momma so fat when she goes to a resterount and looks at the menu and says,ok!….ur momma’s so fat the last time she herd a whistle was when she got hit by a train!…ur momma’s so fat she has to pull down her pants to get in her pocket!…ur momma’s so old i told her to act her own age and she died!….ur momma’s so old she licked jesuses fingers at KFC!