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356 Yo Momma Jokes in “Yo Momma Is So Big Jokes - 1”



  1. Yo Momma's Master's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so big, she takes up a whole row at the movie theater.



  2. Yo Momma's Master's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so big, she needs “wide load” cars following her when she walk down the street.



  3. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so big she can play pool with the planets



  4. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so big she got cut and bleed gravy



  5. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so big she wheres two watches for each time zone



  6. Yo Momma's Master's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so big, she caused an eclipse when she went to the top of the empire state building.



  7. best's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so big, she can’t wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back.



  8. best's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so big, she whistles bass. Yo momma’s so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings.



  9. showOFF's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so big she used saturn’s rings as a hola hoop.



  10. Yo Momma's Master's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so big, she has to ride on top a da bus.



  11. mikey croak's Momma Joke:

    yO MOMMA’ S TEETH SO BIG WHEN SHE SNEEZES SHE BITES A HOLE THROW A HOLE THROUGH HER CHEST!!



  12. Matthew's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so big her shadow weight a 100 pound



  13. pimp DADDY's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so fat i shot her and twinkie cream came out



  14. christina's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she eats wheat fats!



  15. christina's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she eats wheat thicks! :)



  16. waqas's Momma Joke:

    MY MAMMA IS SO FAT HER WAIST SIZE IS THE SIZE OF A EQUATOR EMAIL ME



  17. TANVEER's Momma Joke:

    MY MOMZ SO FAT SHE EATS SHIT FOR TEA AND DINNER



  18. SAFIAN's Momma Joke:

    MY MOMZ SO FAT SHE’S SPONSERED BY MACDONALDS



  19. I Kill U's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so big, her boobs weigh as much as the earth!!!



  20. so pimp's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so stupid when she got locked in sleep country she slept on the floor!



  21. kelsey's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat,she had to get baptized in the ocean.



  22. redshorty114's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so fat she dosent take pictures,she takes posters!



  23. redshorty114's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is like comcast,i havent paid dat bitch in 3 months



  24. redshorty114's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so ugly she gets babtize by the pone



  25. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales where singing we are family even though ur fatter than me



  26. O.o's Momma Joke:

    Your momma’s so fat, when she jumps for joy, SHE GETS STUCK.

    Your momma’s so poor, if you ask her where the bathroom is, she says “pick a corner”.

    Your momma’s so dumb, she got a job spray painting skittles.

    Your momma’s so dumb, she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

    Your momma’s so fat, she puts the ‘fat’ in ‘Gung Ho Phat Choi’

    [Gung Ho Phat Choi means happy new year or something in an Asian language of some kind...Chinese?]



  27. bruno's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she irons her t shirt on the drive way



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  34. da best's Momma Joke:

    you mama so fat that her legs look like spoiled milk!white and chunky!!!!!!



  35. da best's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat shes got her own brand of jeans-FA-fatass jeans!!!



  36. da best's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat that even bill gates couldn’t pay for her lyposuction!!!



  37. damien's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so cross eyed that when she crys the tears land on her back.yo momma is so cross eyed she reads two books at the same time.



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  39. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yomamma so greedy that she thought that season greeting is
    something you put on food



  40. Jorge aka Bush's Momma Joke:

    anonymous’s momma is so fat her belt size is the equater



  41. like valium's Momma Joke:

    a valium like valium



  42. reltop tadalafil's Momma Joke:

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  43. vicodin fine's Momma Joke:

    o vicodin vicodin fine



  44. adult dvd rental's Momma Joke:

    adult dvd rental



  45. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he asked her to move



  46. master's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he asked her to move



  47. amateursex's Momma Joke:

    amateursex



  48. al;skedjfaskl;diuiopgfd's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so big wen she walks down the street in a yellow shirt people yell, hey taxi!!



  49. john's Momma Joke:

    yomommy is so fat,people run around her for exersize



  50. I LUV S.F.G 4LYF X X X X X X's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas teeth r so yellow wen she goes out at night every 1 turns there head lyts of x



  51. I LUV S.F.G 4LYF X X X X X X's Momma Joke:

    This is so shit is eny 1 on yet then wen was da ;ast time eny 1 was on ppl gb



  52. I LUV S.F.G 4LYF X X X X X X's Momma Joke:

    Im goin it shit n u r all a bunch of losers x x



  53. I LUV S.F.G 4LYF X X X X X X's Momma Joke:

    Bye bye bye bye bye u losers x



  54. i luv myself's Momma Joke:

    ani1 on



  55. Anonymous's Momma Joke:



  56. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so fat if u cut her a midjet would fall out and say “I SEE THE LIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!”



  57. i am ur $mother$'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so big sum 1 threw a bus at and she said who threw dat rock



  58. Jabeeney's Momma Joke:

    Your mama so big she blocked all the sunlight HAHA SO FUNNIE LOLZZ!!!



  59. qutila's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor she go to kfc to lick other ppls fingers



  60. mamma's's Momma Joke:

    ur mamma’s so fat when she tryies to see wat her kid is doing on de computer the screen cracks



  61. tony's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so black when she got on top of the church they say holly sheat



  62. tony's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat when she took a yellow coat to church they said let it shine let it shine



  63. feyzgrd elqifgpnu's Momma Joke:

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  64. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mum so stuped she solt the car for gas money



  65. WAKWAKJD;FLAJS;DLF's Momma Joke:

    Your momma’s so fat, when she jumps for joy, SHE GETS STUCK.

    Your momma’s so poor, if you ask her where the bathroom is, she says “pick a corner”.

    Your momma’s so dumb, she got a job spray painting skittles.

    Your momma’s so dumb, she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

    Your momma’s so fat, she puts the ‘fat’ in ‘Gung Ho Phat Choi’



  66. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    you mamma so stuped that she solt the car for gas money



  67. MaverickKK's Momma Joke:

    Yahooooo



  68. dummy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car



  69. john2025's Momma Joke:

    RZ0GC9 hi webmastters



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    nXBlpp hi mebmasters



  71. propecia's Momma Joke:

    hi webmasters good



  72. teeth whitening's Momma Joke:

    hi webmasters good



  73. ecstacy's Momma Joke:

    hi webmasters good



  74. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo moms so she bleeds bacon grease



  75. lil scooby's Momma Joke:

    yo moms so she bleeds bacon grease



  76. lil scooby's Momma Joke:

    your mom was carrying a box i ask her what are you doin she said im moven



  77. Gqlmznjt's Momma Joke:

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  78. Tglxvhzw's Momma Joke:

    nice site,



  79. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she look,s like a hore



  80. sydney's Momma Joke:

    yo mama soo ulgy that she enterd a ulgy contest and the juges said “sorry no pros.



  81. soul man's Momma Joke:

    yo momma steped on the weighing scales and it said my phone number



  82. soul man's Momma Joke:

    yo momma stepped on the weighing scales a nd it said one at a time please



  83. soul man's Momma Joke:

    yo momma stepped on the weighing scales and it said to be continued



  84. soul man's Momma Joke:

    you momma so big when she was born she gave the hospital stretch marks



  85. hgtnwcks mhcdlquvn's Momma Joke:

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  86. jazzalyn's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she sat on the couch and the couch said im going down



  87. caleb's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she farts they call for a glober warning



  88. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so big that they had to make a new word to use for her…none of them could explain her



  89. dasdas's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so fat that shes fat……



  90. Hey Bay Bay's Momma Joke:

    YO momma is so fat that she has more chins then a chinese phonebook



  91. alec harris's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she saw a school bus she said twinkey



  92. alec h's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she put makeup on her head to make up her mind



  93. tyler sawyer's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when set on a cloud it started to poored the skittles



  94. chase's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she steped on a scale and it said to be continued



  95. mixluvaxforxlife's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she went to the zoo the elephants said thanks for bringin her back



  96. Shane Hardy's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb she tried to put her A,B,Cs in alphabetical order.



  97. Shane Hardy's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money



  98. Shane Hardy's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so scary she gave freddy Kruger night mares!



  99. Metal Mulisha's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so stupid she tripped over a wireless phone



  100. Shane Hardy's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so hairy people mistaked her as Big foot



  101. metal Mulisha's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she she couldn’t reach her leg!



  102. mistaC's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so small an ant stepped on her and she got crushed



  103. mistaC's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so big she needs 3 seats in an aeroplane



  104. mistaC's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so big, when she farts she causes the global warming!



  105. koolguy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so big, while having sex yo dad got lost in her p*ssy



  106. mistaC's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so small she does rockclimbing on a stone



  107. eman's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so big she walked passed the tv and i missed 2 episodes of spongebob



  108. eman's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so small she hased to run around the shower to get wet



  109. reannaface's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so small she commited suicide by jumping off a curb



  110. eman's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma ao stupid she got locked in the matress store and slept on the floor



  111. eman's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she got locked in the groecry store and died of starvation



  112. eman's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid and got locked in the restroom and peed her self



  113. preciouspooh305's Momma Joke:

    ya momma so stupid she hot wire buggies



  114. sheyne's Momma Joke:

    ur mumma so hairy the only language she can spaek is wookie



  115. king of cats's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she sat on a quarter a booger popped out of georges nose!!! lol$



  116. $dollar$'s's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she can trick or treat at two houses at once!!!! hahahaha!!!



  117. biscuit$$$$'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she doesnt eat animal crackers she eats animals with crackers!!!



  118. he-man's Momma Joke:

    i want to cum on your face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  119. michael's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so big wen she went 2 da beach wit a yellow bathin suit everybody say lets go catch dat taxi



  120. JDog's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas head is so bald and smooth when she goes to bed her head slips right off the pillow



  121. slapalapa's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when noah made his ark she got left behind.



  122. b n's Momma Joke:

    vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvb



  123. mama44's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so big she tripped over pluto



  124. mama44's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she looked in the mirrior and said GOD ZILLA IS ATTACKING



  125. mama44's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she thought purple was a flavor



  126. mama44's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so nappy she uses crisco for hair grease



  127. mama 44's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ghetto wen she tried to breast feed u cool aid came out



  128. mama44's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she thought fav 5 was a new ice cream



  129. yp44's Momma Joke:

    mama44 is my bro



  130. sflfhggh's Momma Joke:

    she said dat she is wit a buch of guys. and she said dey have whip cream



  131. erica me's Momma Joke:

    has2 me her TOGETHER IN BED HAVING FUN DOING STUFF GHOST LOVE TILL I DIE AGAIN FROM COMBY2247 J Y E P



  132. richard's Momma Joke:

    yo momo is so big she use the alantic ocean as a bath tub



  133. Mark's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so dumb when her son got a A +, she thoght it said at



  134. 5555's Momma Joke:

    all yall jokes are lame!!!!!none of these are funny



  135. 9/30/09's Momma Joke:

    i love nick lolz 9/30/09 this aint no joke



  136. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    knockout yo momma jokes



  137. bryan sibrian aka biggy black's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid that she puts on lipstick on her head just to make up her mind



  138. dont.trip.lol's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black when i shot the bitch the bullet came back with a flash light and said where the bitch at?



  139. dont.trip.lol's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she walks the whole town thought it was another after shock



  140. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black when i shot the bitch the bullet came back with a flash light and said where the bitch at?



  141. donte's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she sits on the couch it starts singing its goin down



  142. mrs.piggy's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly when she cry her tears go to the back of ha head



  143. hardy har har guy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she uses tampons as a matress



  144. The Kitty Suker's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she gone for a scubadiving in the ocean and she happened to run into patric and she like yo can you help me with my home work



  145. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so poor she walked in the front door and right out the back



  146. Hollie's Momma Joke:

    You momma so fat when she jumped in the swimming pool everybody got out and shouted tyunami



  147. Finger my clit's Momma Joke:

    yo mumma gunna finger and lick me out tonight



  148. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    suk my left nipple



  149. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    mike loves hollie eyaa doe 4 ev@
    i love sexy baveie



  150. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ROBERT REDDISH IS A PERVERT PEOPLE LOOK HIM UP ON FACEBOOK THANKS:)



  151. DaBigOne's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so big, she plays pool with the planets



  152. stanley's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she has more rools then downut shop



  153. Emma's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma’s so skinny she fell through a crack in the floor!!



  154. Emma's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma’s so skinny when she turns sideways she becimes invisible!!



  155. Emma's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma’s so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck!!



  156. Emma's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma’s so fat when she went to the cinema she sat next to everyone!!



  157. Emma's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma’s so fat when she stepped on the scales she saw her phone number!!



  158. Emma's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma’s so stupid she walked into a 99c store and asked how much everything was!!



  159. ang bang's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma sooo fat wen she sat on a gamecube it turned into a gameboy



  160. ang bang's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat her theme song is we r family………BURGER KING, McDONALDS, AND ME!!!



  161. spive411's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she goes in the club stripes just to get the money.



  162. connelly roy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly when she looks in the mirror she is discutes to



  163. k_br33z!3's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so greasy she sweat Crisco



  164. k_br33z!3's Momma Joke:

    yo granny so old her wrinkles rusted



  165. Queen jess's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so big NASA mistook her for jupiter



  166. bailey greenwood's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat dey told her to recite the alphabet and she said k..f…c!!!



  167. manman's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so small she can hanglide from a dorito



  168. Aaron's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when God said let their be light there wasn’t light till she moved outta the way.



  169. a.k.a. dakmauri's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dum dis how she spell onion rings oion jkfdjjfgjfklgjfdj then she say dammmm im good



  170. BRANDI's Momma Joke:

    HER BOTTY SO HAIREY SHE HAVE TO SHAVE IT WITH 853 SHAVERS



  171. a.k.a. dakmauri's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor she tried 2 buy a wii with foodstamps



  172. a.k.a. dakmauri's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor her picture on food stamps



  173. idk's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid, when she saw a stop sign she waited it intil it say go.



  174. idk's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she broke your family tree.



  175. Amir's Momma Joke:

    yo mum so fat when everyone uses her as a trapleennnnnn



  176. jamal's Momma Joke:

    im so dum i sex ladies that arnt my age and i am 10 years old…



  177. darian sams's Momma Joke:

    josh tallents teeth are so yellow it looks like he been chewing on yellow crayons



  178. pooonaloo's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who threw that rock?”



  179. pooonaloo's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s poo so big everyone thought it was a black man.



  180. pooonaloo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s sooooooo ugly when she looked in the mirror it broke.



  181. idk's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so big she fell in love and broke it



  182. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like mcdonaldes, she serves a million each day



  183. majib's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly that they put her face on the hotel wall to scare tyhe rats



  184. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat were in her right now



  185. Impenoinnopsy's Momma Joke:

    ? ??????????? ??? ????????? ???????????



  186. calroy 13's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat obi-one-kenobi said thats no moon thats your mama



  187. calroy 13's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she still ows the flinstones a foodstamp



  188. jayden's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so tall she used the sky tower for striping pole



  189. jayden's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she sticked a battery up her ass and said I got the power



  190. jayden's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she farts dust



  191. jayden's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she sat on a monster truck and became a low rider



  192. calroy 13's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she went to yous the restroom, she sat on the tolit,the tolit said, a b c d e f g,get your but off of me



  193. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she went bungi jumping she went straight to hell



  194. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    the last time yo momma seen 90210 was on a weighing scale



  195. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so big the last time she bent down we seen a full moon



  196. Hater's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat and stupid that when she saw Tyrell Owens playing football on tv, she tried to grab him out of the tv and eat him as a piece of chocolate



  197. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat and stupid that when she saw Tyrell Owens playing football on tv, she tried to grab him out of the tv and eat him as a piece of chocolate



  198. POOH 33's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO BLACK SHE DNT EVEN GOT A SHOWDOW !!!!!!!



  199. mell's Momma Joke:

    you are so stupid you cant even spell .. your mamas sooo hairy shes got afros on her nipples… yo mamas armpits are so hairy it looks like shes got bob marley in a headlock



  200. kyshaud's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly i walk past her n didnt see her ;



  201. kyshaud's Momma Joke:

    yo momma teeth so creeked when smile it th=row up a gang sign



  202. aliyah's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she make franginstain feel pretty*



  203. Z3NY NUMBER 1 DISSER's Momma Joke:

    THE BOSS CALLED UR MUM TO SEE IF SHE WAS ALOWED WORK AT THE ZOO , THE BOSS SAID I VOLURTER U TO CLEAN UP THE HIPPO CAGES WHEN DA BOSS UPON DA GAT PEOPLE SAID WHOO!! DEYS A NEW HIPPO AND THE HIPPOPOTAPUS SAID U ARE LIKE US U CAN BE MY FRIEND…



  204. kyshaud's's Momma Joke:

    UR MAMA IS A BITCH



  205. kyshaud's's Momma Joke:

    GFGF



  206. arlyn's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so fat that when she stepped a foot on earth something would happen like it would happen in 2012



  207. Michie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma SO POOR SHE PUT A BAG OF 25 CENT DORITOS ON LAYAWAY



  208. MICHIE's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO UGLY HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE IS A APOLIGY LETTER FRUM THE CONDOM FACTORY



  209. arlyn's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so ugly that when she went to drop off her child at school she got a parking ticket for littering



  210. MICHIE's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT MY BROTHERS DICK WAS A PENCIL



  211. MICHIE's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO DIRTY WEN SHE TOOK A SHOWER SHE TURNED WHITE



  212. mya's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOMMA IS SOOO DIRTY THAT THE GOVERNMENT USED HER BATH WATER AS A WEAPON



  213. MICHIE's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO UGLY SHE BROKE MY FACE BY LOOKING AT IT



  214. ARLYN's Momma Joke:

    YOU MOMMA SO FAT HER PICTURE TAKES 4 FOTO FRAMES



  215. MICHIE's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO BIG SHE TOOK A BLOOD TEST AND IT WAS OREO+



  216. ARLYN's Momma Joke:

    YOU MOMMA LIPS IZ SOO BIG SHE GOTA USE A PAINT ROLLER 4 LIPSTICK



  217. ARLYN's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IZ SOO UGLY THAT EVRY MIRROR SHE LOOKS IN IT BREAKS



  218. MICHIE's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA BREATH IS SO BAD THAT YOU CAN USE IT TO ROB A BANK



  219. ARLYN's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOMMA IZ SOO FAT THAT WHEN SHE GOT ON A SCALE IT SAID TO BE CONTINUED…



  220. MICHIE's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SOOOOOO FAT THAT ON THE SIDEWALK SHE NEEDS A SIGN THAT SAYS I MAKE WIDE TURNS



  221. ANDREW's Momma Joke:

    YA MOM SO DUMB SHE GOT HIT BY A PARKED CAR



  222. ANDREW's Momma Joke:

    YA MOMMA SO FAT SHE TAKES BOTH SIDES OF THE FAMILY



  223. ii TyleR + RoBBiE x's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma breath is so bad it could GAS THE WHOLE WORLD



  224. ihtsedgar's Momma Joke:

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