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62 Responses to “Yo Momma Is So Big Jokes - 1”

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    Yo Momma's Master said:

      Yo momma so big, she takes up a whole row at the movie theater.

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    Yo Momma's Master said:

      Yo momma so big, she needs “wide load” cars following her when she walk down the street.

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    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so big she can play pool with the planets

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    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so big she got cut and bleed gravy

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    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so big she wheres two watches for each time zone

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    Yo Momma's Master said:

      Yo Momma is so big, she caused an eclipse when she went to the top of the empire state building.

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    best said:

      Yo momma’s so big, she can’t wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back.

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    best said:

      Yo momma’s so big, she whistles bass. Yo momma’s so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings.

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    showOFF said:

      Yo momma so big she used saturn’s rings as a hola hoop.

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    Yo Momma's Master said:

      Yo mama’s so big, she has to ride on top a da bus.

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    mikey croak said:

      yO MOMMA’ S TEETH SO BIG WHEN SHE SNEEZES SHE BITES A HOLE THROW A HOLE THROUGH HER CHEST!!

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    Matthew said:

      Yo momma is so big her shadow weight a 100 pound

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    pimp DADDY said:

      yo moma is so fat i shot her and twinkie cream came out

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    christina said:

      yo momma so fat she eats wheat fats!

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    christina said:

      yo momma so fat she eats wheat thicks! :)

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    waqas said:

      MY MAMMA IS SO FAT HER WAIST SIZE IS THE SIZE OF A EQUATOR EMAIL ME

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    TANVEER said:

      MY MOMZ SO FAT SHE EATS SHIT FOR TEA AND DINNER

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    SAFIAN said:

      MY MOMZ SO FAT SHE’S SPONSERED BY MACDONALDS

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    I Kill U said:

      Yo momma is so big, her boobs weigh as much as the earth!!!

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    so pimp said:

      your mommas so stupid when she got locked in sleep country she slept on the floor!

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    kelsey said:

      yo momma so fat,she had to get baptized in the ocean.

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    redshorty114 said:

      ur mom is so fat she dosent take pictures,she takes posters!

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    redshorty114 said:

      ur mom is like comcast,i havent paid dat bitch in 3 months

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    redshorty114 said:

      ur mom is so poor i ask her wats 4 lunch she said the next motherfuker dat moves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    redshorty114 said:

      ur mom is so ugly she gets babtize by the pone

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    short hoe said:

      yo mommas pussy is so nasty that they eat her out for fear factor

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    short hoe said:

      short hoe the bitch on the top i love your nasty pussy

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    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales where singing we are family even though ur fatter than me

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    O.o said:

      Your momma’s so fat, when she jumps for joy, SHE GETS STUCK.

      Your momma’s so poor, if you ask her where the bathroom is, she says “pick a corner”.

      Your momma’s so dumb, she got a job spray painting skittles.

      Your momma’s so dumb, she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

      Your momma’s so fat, she puts the ‘fat’ in ‘Gung Ho Phat Choi’

      [Gung Ho Phat Choi means happy new year or something in an Asian language of some kind...Chinese?]

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    bruno said:

      yo mama is so fat she irons her t shirt on the drive way

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    da best said:

      you mama so fat that her legs look like spoiled milk!white and chunky!!!!!!

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    da best said:

      your mama so fat shes got her own brand of jeans-FA-fatass jeans!!!

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    da best said:

      your mama so fat that even bill gates couldn’t pay for her lyposuction!!!

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    damien said:

      yo momma is so cross eyed that when she crys the tears land on her back.yo momma is so cross eyed she reads two books at the same time.

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    Anonymous said:

      yomamma so greedy that she thought that season greeting is
      something you put on food

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    Jorge aka Bush said:

      anonymous’s momma is so fat her belt size is the equater

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    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he asked her to move

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    master said:

      yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he asked her to move

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    amateursex said:

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    al;skedjfaskl;diuiopgfd said:

      yo mamma so big wen she walks down the street in a yellow shirt people yell, hey taxi!!

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    john said:

      yomommy is so fat,people run around her for exersize

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    I LUV S.F.G 4LYF X X X X X X said:

      Yo mommas teeth r so yellow wen she goes out at night every 1 turns there head lyts of x

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    I LUV S.F.G 4LYF X X X X X X said:

      This is so shit is eny 1 on yet then wen was da ;ast time eny 1 was on ppl gb

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    I LUV S.F.G 4LYF X X X X X X said:

      Im goin it shit n u r all a bunch of losers x x

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    I LUV S.F.G 4LYF X X X X X X said:

      Bye bye bye bye bye u losers x

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    i luv myself said:

      ani1 on

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    Anonymous said:

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    Anonymous said:

      yo mammas so fat if u cut her a midjet would fall out and say “I SEE THE LIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!”

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    i am ur $mother$ said:

      yo momma so big sum 1 threw a bus at and she said who threw dat rock

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    Jabeeney said:

      Your mama so big she blocked all the sunlight HAHA SO FUNNIE LOLZZ!!!

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