62 Responses to “Yo Momma Is So Big Jokes - 1”

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   Yo Momma's Master said:
   Posted: December 30th, 2006

   Yo momma so big, she takes up a whole row at the movie theater.

2. 2
   Yo Momma's Master said:
   Posted: December 30th, 2006

   Yo momma so big, she needs “wide load” cars following her when she walk down the street.

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   Anonymous said:
   Posted: December 30th, 2006

   yo momma so big she can play pool with the planets

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   Anonymous said:
   Posted: December 30th, 2006

   yo momma is so big she got cut and bleed gravy

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   Anonymous said:
   Posted: December 30th, 2006

   yo momma is so big she wheres two watches for each time zone

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   Yo Momma's Master said:
   Posted: December 30th, 2006

   Yo Momma is so big, she caused an eclipse when she went to the top of the empire state building.

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   best said:
   Posted: December 30th, 2006

   Yo momma’s so big, she can’t wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back.

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   best said:
   Posted: December 30th, 2006

   Yo momma’s so big, she whistles bass. Yo momma’s so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings.

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   showOFF said:
   Posted: January 5th, 2007

   Yo momma so big she used saturn’s rings as a hola hoop.

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    Yo Momma's Master said:
    Posted: January 6th, 2007

    Yo mama’s so big, she has to ride on top a da bus.

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    mikey croak said:
    Posted: January 10th, 2007

    yO MOMMA’ S TEETH SO BIG WHEN SHE SNEEZES SHE BITES A HOLE THROW A HOLE THROUGH HER CHEST!!

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