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62 Responses to “Yo Momma Is So Big Jokes - 1”

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    Yo Momma's Master said:

      Yo momma so big, she takes up a whole row at the movie theater.

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    Yo Momma's Master said:

      Yo momma so big, she needs “wide load” cars following her when she walk down the street.

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    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so big she can play pool with the planets

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    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so big she got cut and bleed gravy

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    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so big she wheres two watches for each time zone

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    Yo Momma's Master said:

      Yo Momma is so big, she caused an eclipse when she went to the top of the empire state building.

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    best said:

      Yo momma’s so big, she can’t wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back.

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    best said:

      Yo momma’s so big, she whistles bass. Yo momma’s so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings.

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    showOFF said:

      Yo momma so big she used saturn’s rings as a hola hoop.

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    Yo Momma's Master said:

      Yo mama’s so big, she has to ride on top a da bus.

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    mikey croak said:

      yO MOMMA’ S TEETH SO BIG WHEN SHE SNEEZES SHE BITES A HOLE THROW A HOLE THROUGH HER CHEST!!

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